Star Wars Total Rewatch

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Hera and Sabine find themselves in a "Pitch Black" scenario.

But I want to join the Academy this year!!!

The gang learns rule number 1 of Star Wars, that it is, in fact, a trap!

Ezra and Zeb go on a TIE-fighter RAMPAGE! Hera and Kanan are less than thrilled.

What's 'dis droid doin' in 'dis tress?

"Look, sir, Rebels!"

We're on a short break, but will be back with new episodes soon!

Talking about the collection of lost episodes! Check out the impressive fan-made audio drama of the book Dark Disciple - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-m56XZI5FCjrEyWNGCe2VZp6iMoOFbyH

Dash on over here, as we Rendar, I mean render up our thoughts, on 1996's multimedia extravaganza, Shadows of the Empire!

My favorite part was when Yoda said "It's Moraband'n time" and Morabanded all over the place.

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He he he he he! Qui-Gon Jinn am I! Tell you your future, I will!

Disney+ incorrectly labeled the title as 'Ones' adding more confusion to an already confusing episode.

Bye bye, Jar Jar! And a surprise villain returns somehow?

We all hoped this day would never come, but sadly, it is upon us. The great farewell to everyone's favorite Gungan.

Or it could be called The Fall of Clovis! Get it? Too soon?

A lesson in how NOT to engage in secret, unsanctioned relationships.

Padmé and Clovis are up to their usual antics, and so is Anakin...

You can always tell if someone is involved in a conspiracy by their sinister cackling.

Today we go to the source and learn the secrets of the clone's programing!

In today's episode we're doing brain surgery!

Weesa back! And better than ever! Today we begin a whole new story arc with the entire timeline continuity at stake!

This ultra-rare board game manages to reenact the 4-stage final battle from Episode 1: The Phantom Menace!

Who thought a court scene episode would make a good season finale?

Who is this Mysterious Stranger? Only "the greatest duelist to ever grace the rings of Taris!"

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In my fanfic version, Lt. Tan Divo leads the investigation. Underscored by the Beastie Boys.

Obi-Wan was of course undercover as his criminal alter-ego, Rako Hardeen. And that team at the beginning was totally Ahsoka's class from season 3. And we call ourselves Star Wars fans...

In this week's episode, everything goes according to plan.

The crime syndicates of the outer rim find themselves under new management.

Confirmed as the first appearance of buzz droids in the animated series.

Lost in the midst of a terrible arc, we discover a good episode! How did it end up here?

This one gets my bet in the race for 'worst Clone Wars episode yet'!

It's Star Wars: Droids! Never gets old!
Here's the name of the Jedi Master we didn't know. https://bit.ly/3TkaDwa

The kids finish building their lightsabers! Oh, and they team up with Hondo to escape from Grievous.

I can only think of one way to save Ahsoka. Fortunately for us, there just happens to be a circus caravan coming down the road!

Whose side are you on, Hondo? Make up your mind already.

One small step for young Jedi, one giant leap for Star Wars lore.

The Separatists bring out the big guns and the Rebels find an unlikely ally.

...until finally, Goldilocks found a war that was not too soft, and it was not too hard. This war was just right. The End.

The love triangle becomes a love dodecahedron. Confusion abounds!

There's a war on the field of battle and a war in their hearts!

Obi-Wan teams up with Hondo, because Hondo's crew teamed up with Maul. Hilarity ensues.

Jared returns from the outer rim to regale us with tales from the Disney theme park!

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Asajj Ventress find themselves in a situation where no amount of witty banter can save them.

You don't have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on Savage Oppress.

It's a classic train heist, with a twist!

There's strange magic happening here, and we don't mean the 2015 Lucasfilm production with the singing fairies.

This year's Festival of Lights was one to remember!

It's about a box. Pretty self-explanatory.