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Stats Will Roll

Stats Will Roll

By Chromatic Chimera

Stats Will Roll is an exploration of character creation in Dungeons & Dragons, where Alex (@MrPuddins) and Abi (@D8bitGaming) use a custom random character generator to push the limits of 5th Edition and see if ANY character can be narratively interesting and mechanically sound.
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Episode 19: Son of Sunflower

Stats Will RollOct 28, 2019

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Episode 19: Son of Sunflower

Episode 19: Son of Sunflower

This week, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) dive back into the regular Stats Will Roll shenanigans. This week, while diving into building a bugbear character, the duo decided to try something that goes against the grain. Instead of having them start off as a typical goblinoid/monster, the duo make this character have a good origin, making the character the child of Sunflower, an NPC from Chromatic Chimera's SteamSpell. 

Oct 28, 201932:38
Episode 18: Liberator of Goblins (Feat. Monsters & Multiclass)

Episode 18: Liberator of Goblins (Feat. Monsters & Multiclass)

Abi (D8bitgaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) bring aboard the first ever Stats Will Roll guest. Joining them for some character creation fun is Jarred from Monsters and Multiclass (@Monsters_Multi), a fellow DnD discussion podcast that also focuses on character building. An episode of firsts all around, the duo and their friend break the mold and make the first ever Stats Will Roll multiclass! What happens when a goblin gets a hold of a magic tome and decides to usurp the hobgoblin overlords? 

Oct 20, 201943:28
Episode 17: Holy Water

Episode 17: Holy Water

This week, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) talk about in an upcoming home game they will be playing in.  With Strahd looming over the horizon, Abi needs a new character to play, but she is STUMPED! Good thing we make a characters on Stats Will Roll, and this week, the usual is changed up. The duo throw aside the random character generator and take the time to discuss Point Buy, clerics, and deciding what to play when lost. 

Oct 14, 201941:22
Episode 16: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em

Episode 16: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em

BEEP BOOP ZORP! This week on Stats Will Roll, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) of Chromatic Chimera fame break down the fun of playing as DnD's robot... the Warforged. They explore their origins in the game, playing as them, and then talk about playing them as a rock em, sock em, blasty monk!

Oct 06, 201937:11
Episode 15: Environmentortle

Episode 15: Environmentortle

This week, the duo, Alex (@MrPuddins) and Abi (@D8bitGaming) revisit the paladin, but instead of a suit of plate mail, they're strapping on a shell as they explore playing a Tortle! A smiting tortle seems all well and good, but the duo make sure to the lore of the tortle into making this character's story work. 

Oct 03, 201935:38
Episode 14: Holy Indulgences

Episode 14: Holy Indulgences

Ever wonder how to play an evil cleric that isn't overtly evil? Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) of Chromatic Chimera dive into the intricacies of playing the holy people of DnD. Instead of making a cleric of a demonic deity or of a dark god, our duo come up with a sleazy cleric based on a historical concept... paying for divine salvation... A cleric that charges holy indulgences. 

Sep 23, 201937:07
Episode 13: The Ancient Soul

Episode 13: The Ancient Soul

On this episode of Stats Will Roll, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) end up having to make what is perhaps their most out of the ordinary character.  What happens when they have to make an Elf Barbarian?  That's right! An Elf Barbarian. The duo looks into different ways to flavor the 'Rage' besides just getting really angry along with how exactly one could make a HIGH Elf Barbarian's story fit just right. 

Sep 15, 201943:07
Episode 12: The Strangers

Episode 12: The Strangers

On this episode, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins), revisit a class they previously explored. It was bound to happen, seeing there are only 12 classes.  How will they go about making a character of the ranger when they had looked at it before with 'The Cobbler.' Luckily, the random generator provides the duo with a different race, background, and alignment. What happens when our duo has to make... a HUMAN? Tune in as they explore playing a human in a world filled with elves, lizardfolk, and minotaurs as well as discuss different ideas for a ranger!

Sep 09, 201935:20
Episode 11: The Albatross

Episode 11: The Albatross

Join Abi (@D8bitgaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) as they change it up this episode. After putting out a Twitter poll, the fans have decided for the duo instead of the random generator, and it was a good one. Find out if they can create a sORCerer as demanded by the internet! 

Sep 02, 201943:44
Episode 10: Frostwing and Jerry

Episode 10: Frostwing and Jerry

This week, Abi (D8bitgaming) and Alex (MrPuddins) of Chromatic Chimera fame talk about when you should play a gimmicky character and when to make things serious.  A halfling sorcerer serves as the driving force for this conversation as the duo discuss flinging magic ice cream and running away from home. 

Aug 19, 201932:49
Episode 9: Komrade Kenku

Episode 9: Komrade Kenku

This episode, the SWR duo Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) explore a tough one today. Not only do they have to look into playing the strange, raven-like Kenku, but they also have to make this Kenku a paladin. Along with this, they discuss creating an interesting backstory that a Dungeon Master can utilize.  

Aug 12, 201931:42
Episode 8: Giggles the Goblin

Episode 8: Giggles the Goblin

This week, Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) get creative after the generator throws them for a real curve-ball. They talk goblins, fisticuffs, and new flavors in this episode! Things get funny as the SWR duo look at a new way to play a monk outside of the standard martial arts flair. 

Aug 05, 201933:08
Episode 7: Tom Snare

Episode 7: Tom Snare

The Stats Will Roll duo are drumming up something fun this week! Abi (@D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) get scaly as the random generator sticks them with a Lizardfolk. With this, they explore playing a Lizardfolk and discuss a bit of what can be done with a Bard. 

Jul 29, 201932:28
Episode 6: Xavier's School for Planetouched Children

Episode 6: Xavier's School for Planetouched Children

The Stats Will Roll dynamic duo, Abi (now known as D8bitGaming) and Alex (still @MrPuddins) as they explore what it may be like to grow up as a Planetouched.  What do you do as regular, human parents when the loving couple gives birth to a genasi? Send them to Xavier's School for Planetouched Children to teach them to harness their gifts and teach them a profession useful for adventuring, of course! 

Jul 22, 201924:29
Episode 5: The Cobbler

Episode 5: The Cobbler

Abi (formerly @realmelonlord, now @D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) get planar with this episode of Stats Will Roll! The generator has them landing on the obscure and rarely played Githyanki! Want to learn a few things about them? Want to figure out just how well to incorporate the strange people of the Astral Plane into your campaign? This is the episode for you as the SWR duo dig into the Gith mythology and find a fun way to have them integrate naturally into any DnD setting. 

Jul 15, 201927:50
Episode 4: The Crimelock

Episode 4: The Crimelock

The character generator keeps things interesting when it requires Abi (formerly @realmelonlord, now @D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) to come up with a character with a benefactor. The Stats Will Roll duo turn to the background for inspiration when it comes to making this Warlock's patron more than the average patron. Get your eldritch blast and your pinstripe suit ready as Stats Will Roll delves into making the Crimelock!

Jul 08, 201929:42
Episode 3: Doragon Ryu

Episode 3: Doragon Ryu

In this episode, Abi (formerly @realmelonlord, now @D8bitGaming)and Alex (@MrPuddins) of Chromatic Chimera dive into making the Fighter of all classes interesting. Rolling up a Dragonborn with the urchin background, the Stats Will Roll duo bring this character to life by looking into their experiences playing fighters, television, and Japanese culture and folklore. During this, the duo also discuss adding interesting figures into a backstory that aren't dead parents. 

Jul 01, 201930:35
Episode 2: Baneaxe

Episode 2: Baneaxe

Join Abi (formerly @realmelonlord, now @D8bitGaming) and Alex (@MrPuddins) of Chromatic Chimera fame as they explore making an evil dwarf paladin... with a neat twist. In this episode, the duo also explore playing as an evil character on top of making an evil paladin refreshing and more than just "edgy."

Jun 24, 201927:03
Episode 1: The Sea Urchin

Episode 1: The Sea Urchin

The very first episode of Stats Will Roll! A Dungeon and Dragons 5E podcast by Alex (@MrPuddins) and Abi (formerly @realmelonlord, now @D8bitGaming) as they explore the freedom of character creation and narrative in DnD. They explain why they decided to make the podcast, and how they will utilize a random character generator to make a random character that the duo will then go on to create, both mechanics and narrative-wise. Will what they make be viable? That's for them and for you to decide. 


In Episode I, Abi and Alex go on to roll up a Triton Druid. What kind of ideas can be incorporated into this interesting mix? 

Jun 16, 201925:27