Street Curb Curiosity

All you're trying to do is get someplace. All you run into is drama. (ie: people, pets and bikes) Let's chat about the concrete craziness that keeps you off the streets.

Instead of looking up, I decided to look around...at people.  I was blinded by the lunacy of humanity, and I'll share five simply crazy things I observed…with no special glasses needed.

Half of you think you are, the other half think not so much.  The only agreement everyone has is that this podcast is not funny.  You want to join the funny people?  Learn 8 tips how to improve your punchlines.  One bit of advice: don't use any of the dad jokes in this episode in public.

Monday, yeah we're talking about Monday.

Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week.

An episode about that dreaded "M" word and all the things that drive us crazy about this very special part of our work week. A bit of verbal therapy for every Friday person living in a Monday world.

Sticker? I hardly ... (you know the joke)

Big ones, small ones, political ones, rude ones, crude ones.  Stickers!  And today you see them everywhere, and for many of us, we're not happy about it.  So let's rant a bit about this sticky subject.

The path down memory lane is longer than you may remember. So enjoy a follow up episode with even more things from the youth of a boomer that we may have missed, but enjoyed...back in the day. Ahh, like about 107 of them.  (yes, I counted)

WARNING: this episode may have serious boomer tendencies! Enjoy a rant about the food, fun and funny people from your "Good Old Days".

Something that happens everyday, whether we want it to or not.  You overhear other people's conversations…maybe they hear yours. You'll hear a lot about humanity and their crazy daily problems just by listening in on this episode.  Like the 80% of us that listen in on other people almost every day.

Life can be funny…but you need a sense of humor. Experts say there are more types of humor than colors of M&M's.  Let's chat about each with a few bite-sized sweet dad jokes for them all.  (WARNING:  This rant has more fart jokes than any other of these smelly episodes)

Who says a few inches won't drive someone crazy? :0) When it snows, we change.  We get weird, we get excited... And we're about to have fun talking about the people who do.  After all is sled and done…the snow must go on. Enjoy this 2.0 edition reimagined from 2020.

If you think you're going to get your procrastinating under control…starting tomorrow, you need this episode…NOW!  Enjoy a few minutes that doesn’t hold back on the types of people who do, some tips of how not to and the dad jokes that don't pause the pain for a second.

One thing 330 million people in the USA all agree on: Weather People are just wrong…all the time.

Well, we are wrong about them being wrong.  Don't get the wrong idea, I predict this episode will take on our complaints by storm, maybe even beat the raining champion on something we talk about every day. (see what I did there?)

About half of us like them hot, and the other half like them cold.  Whichever your choice behind the curtain, there's no stalling on the stats of the benefits of both.  A temperature tirade that will work you up into a lather on an episode that as usual, is all wet.

We make new plans every year, we break these plans every year.  And when 1 out of 10 of us actually keeps one, it's resolutionary!

Join the rant about being bad at trying to be better next year.

A 2.0 episode!

It happens about this time every year…you get to enjoy the festivities with co workers at a company party, or with relatives at the family get together.  Fun times for all?  The best Christmas spirit may be the one in your glass. Let's discuss.

The number of bling free people is ballooning.  No gold, no silver, no nothing…maybe a watch. 3 out of 4 of us are wearing less these days…we've got some (precious) stones to share why we're not and why that's okay.

A nutty conversation that began with the question: Are peanut butter cookies nut free? A lunatic legume lament over a favorite people snack that always causes chaos whether in a cookie or a bowl at your next party.

Let shine some light hearted light on something we dread to do, but love to look at. As in sports, enjoy the play-by-play of where all the festive fun came from and of course we'll add some color about our decorating action.

Don't let your age get you down, you may not be able to get back up. You're officially now "old". What does that mean? (other than us making fun of you)

One out of 3 of us do not decorate at all…some, well let's just say they're on the other end of the bell curve.  Why do we, why don't we show our festive feelings not just around Thanksgiving, Christmas or Hanukkah, but any time of the year. 

Whether animal, vegetable or mineral, they are things we fell in love with, until we loved something else. Let's talk school crushes, toys, TV, tech and how you deal with this chemical reaction in your brain.

Claims, complaints, causes (hint: there's really only one) and cures.

And the debate of who gets more hangovers.  The answer never gets old.

We see them every day.  Beautiful (AKA pretty) people.  What makes them beautiful, how many of them are there, and do you know you may just be one of them too? Some of the trends are pretty scary. (see what I did there?)

A chilling inside look of what we're looking for in that box…over 30 times a day.

Part two of this decision process podcast. (See episode 208) Some audience suggestions and more from me on other crazy things we choose from every day:  this or that?  Thanks for choosing to listen to this episode.

We all have birthdays, but do we all get birthday cards?  Who gets them, who sends them? (You do…DON'T YOU?) And yes a few dad jokes about birthday cards in the mail.  Are they any good? Of course, but it was easy: it's all in the delivery.

We make 35 thousand choices every day (per the experts).  In many cases, it's down to choosing between two:  this or that.

Food, clothing, vacation spots, travel, work…even what podcast you chose to listen to.  Thanks for choosing THIS one.  ;0)

I may be mistaken, but many people think they're always right. And that may include you and me…sometimes. A chat about handling these folks, things we're all in error about…most of the time, like history, sports, friends and family.  An episode about being right all the time…what could go wrong?

Half of us like it and half of us not so much: Ice in your beverage.  And it's a real American thing. The rest of the world thinks we're crazy Ice holes!

So grab a drink, choose from the different types of ice cubes we discuss, and chill over an episode that all started because I put ice in my beer.

(stop laughing)

Maybe the reason you're quiet around people isn't because you’re shy, it's because they bother you!

Well if that's not the case: don't be shy, give this episode a try. 
A chat about a handful of ways to unleash your awesomeness and deal with people with a smile, and Dad Jokes.

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Science says you have a 1 in 562 chance of finding love today. So there's a chance you'll love this episode about the odds we face every day?  You may have been lucky to find this very odd episode from Street Curb Curiosity - The Podcast.

Whether we're hot or cold, we like to complain about the weather.  But which do we like better? The heat or sweater weather? A little hot-under-the-collar conversation about what we like and why…even though we will still whine about it.

We say we want to, our friends and family say they want us to…but we don't, can't?

Relax, chill with a few minutes on why you should, why you don't and what situation causes relaxation.