In Bed w/ STICKY DOLL

Friendly whacky call-in with Mr. T turns into a possession and exorcism all in one! Macho Man gets on the call briefly with some roommate gripes.

El Sancho and Cynna had conjured up the spirit of Randy "Macho Man" Savage just before Stone and Spooky's call... so of course the Macho Man had to jump in and be heard! There was talk of snapping into Slim Jims.

Celebrate Dia de los Muertos with us, and hear us trying get Satan out of Taylor Swift! "THE POWER OF THE CUNT COMPELS YOU!"

F**k Barbie is what we say..."Weird" Barbie is the true badass! Interestingly enough, she sounds a lot like a mix of Donita Sparks (L7) and Colleen Rafferty (SNL) and talks about her "dong hole and her wrong hole" a lot. RIP Pee-wee (Paul Reubens), lot's of love and respect. His cousin Wee-wee called in to talk about Cynna peeing on him. Weird!

Miss Colleen Rafferty from SNL calls in to talk about her Alien abduction in Joshua Tree and a million ways to say pussy and asshole, Hank talks about Peggy and the W.A.S.P. torture rack, and Hell Sancho and Cynna talk about being woke and how they love to fuck!"

Pre-Super Bowl LVII/pre-halftime interview and performance with Rihanna and surprise guests Snoop, Dre, and Eminem. Not the same last years washed up rehash, but a STICKY (Desert) DOOM song with Cynna and la familia member and jealous ass-kissing rabbit PolyEster Von Cameltoe. Andrew Dice Clay calls in to discuss social media, and also sings a Valentines duo w/ PolyEster called "Cunt Mountain Asshole."

LIVE All-Star jam with Blackie Lawless (W.A.S.P.), Donita Sparks (L7), Cardi B, Ace Frehley (KISS), Macho Man Randy Savage, Fonics Monkey from Southpark, and a LIVE exorcism with Amber Heard ends the show. Karen and Darren rule, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

The Hormone Monster loves the dicks and cum in bellybutton hair, Billy Joe from Green Day thinks everyone is "fucking kidding him," show producer Buddy Gendron sounds like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space, Hank Hill and Ladybird from King of the Hill "try" to speak, and Mr. Announcer Man™ calls in late as hell again! El Sancho fucks up his satanic beard when shaving, and Cynna rocks her Hello Kitty guitar. Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Wet Ass Pussy recital, guest raps with Eminem, Dre, and Snoop, Hot Tamales and chocolate in the butthole, and Cynna gets a tongue lashing. Todays rant: fuck social media algorithms, keywords and tags bore us, and ignorance and illiteracy rule the internet. Karen and Darren rule, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Walking Eagles new Iron Maiden theme song, Harley Davidson and Randy Savage's new HipCamp, Blackie and W.A.S.P. pimping, and we discuss our favorite youtuber Shane Diablo. Karen and Darren rule, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Talk of covering Fuck Like a Beast, deeming 2022 "the year of head" (#head), Stern, Leykis, and Adam Carolla mentors, our OnlyFans porn site, and lots of fucking. Karen's are becoming boring, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND The Island Boys hate us...go figure.

Herbert the Pervert (Family Guy), Blackie Lawless (W.A.S.P.), Chris Hansen (To Catch a Predator), Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper Blue Velvet), The Continental (Christopher Walken SNL). Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND The Island Boys hate us...go figure.

Beavis and Butthead fart in Del Taco, our mascot "Cunt Baby," Music Industry ass-kissing motherfuckers, Chad Carrier's Underground Scene, and all our millions of fans tuning in. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Call-in guests David S. Pumpkins, Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Chucky from Child's Play, and an over the phone exorcism by "Kill" Sancho and Cynna. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure. 

The High Desert Queen of the cunts, Polyester's cameltoe up the cunt, Cardi B is NOT a cunt(?), Hannibal for one cannot smell the cunt, Donald Trump is self-dubbed the #1 cunt, Blackie Lawless and his moose flesh story, and Cynna gets an M&M shoved right up her ass! Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

This show had 1.8 million viewers!, Cynna gets moist, Hell gives another great guitar lesson, Hank Hill discusses doin' Peggy in the behind, Blackie insults Kermit, and more talk about fuckin! Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure. 

Beavis and Butt-head call in with Hank Hill and The Diceman? Hell and Cynna write a new Sticky Doll desert doom drudge song (Desert Kill), and of course lot's of talk about fuckin! Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Dr. Suess porn sponsored by Black Velvet, Iron Maidens Eddie vs Cunt Baby, Guitar4theKids, and Cynna's P.S.A. for Fuck Like a Beast. On a serious note - R.I.P.  Mike Howe (Metal Church), Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top) and Joey Jordison (Slipknot). Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Bill Cosby's jello pudding vs. Hank Hill's kill em' and grill em', pussy hair pay per-view, Cynna loving the Bone™ and showing her nipples, Tom DeLonge and his fetish for men pooping in other men's mouths(?), and best of all...UFC's Amanda Nunes nude! Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

El Sancho's perverted football games with the sexy neighbor girl, swiggin' Pepsi with cocaine straws booger side up, new STICKY DOLL CD called "Just the Tip" and/or "The Bone Chronicles," Cardi B and her backup singers featuring Billie Joe Armstrong and Offspring ruin Killboy Powerhead by The Didjits, Dice Clay or Barbarino is on the phone, and Cynna of course is still a hot rockstar. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Ratso Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy, Sticky Doll Hotline premiere with Beavis and Butthead and Hank Hill, everyone wants to be a cowboy, Dolph Lundgren must "break you" as Rocky "goes for it, El Sancho's acoustic guitar massacre for the kids, "Hell" is only good for one thing...fucking! Marilyn Manson's greasy hair, crotch shots, and sexy black lips. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Mark Zuckerberg (Fuckerberg) trys to fuck us over with trademark issues, weekly lesson Guitar4theKids™ (fuck tapping), Cynna's vagina enlargement, the front door, the backdoor, new words for boner = Rager™, soft boner = Semi-Rager™, Macho Man and Stone Cold Steve Austin team up for "Hells" tag-team event, sweaty butt cracks, and our ingenious creation O.V.E.R.R.E.A.C.T.I.O.N!™ Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Is STICKY DOLL Satanic Black Death Metal? more to do with the cameltoe and bush, Cynna's panties hitting the floor and bangin' all the Sancho boys, El Sancho and his continued guitar tapping distain, Ace Frehley stealing the douche in the night, Brad Pitt drinking reebs (beers backwards), "Del" Sancho and his desert Del Taco empire, the mystery mackeral smell, Hall and Oates Hotline, and the unnecessary piehole. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Trashy TikTok chicks & boys mooseknuckles, stealing the W.A.S.P. periods from Blackie, Cynna spread eagle on the bed and Nurse "Hell" Sancho wiping her butt, overdue Ice T and Body Count reference, Cardi B gives a fake number that is the Hall and Oates hotline, and the Hot Wet Pussy song from caller "RockerMan/Dude." Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Cynna Luchia's Mom is part of the Italian Mob, Charlie Watts Doppelganger The BONE™, Rolling Stones covering STICKY DOLL, El Sancho's Brother/Cousin(?) is the Carrot Top of Punk Rock, Blackie Lawless still wants to be somebody, Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite or Count von Count?, that damn Desert Meth, P.A.L.'s old favorites Iron Maiden and Metallica, Hank Hill's Dirty Sanchez and stuff about the "beehind," Kanye West and Google, and our NEWEST SHOW "Fucking in Bed w/ STICKY DOLL" on OnlyFans.com. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Lucha Libre mask problems, Hulk Hogan washing his hands of Macho Man, Cynna's still cute, hot, now from Cicily and maybe joined KISS, succulent pizza making...more succulent than we could have hoped for, El's brother/cousin(?) "Hell" plans taco monday wrestling match with sticky balls and tacos, and our favorite and yours - blood spit and cum...with a B. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

The Governator's lysol vape with his in-house pony, El Sancho's brother/cousin(?) "Hell" Sancho starts a new language (arguing=fucking) and surprisingly Cynna likes to argue a lot, Jennifer Beals butt and stealing sexy back for our own song, copping a feel of Melanie Goods fake tits, pants pissing pics, and the periods in W.A.S.P.  and P.A.L. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

El Sancho's bringing sexy back, more Deadbolt and Body Count pimping, Wendy Williams (not Wendy O' Williams) anti-body shaming, Cynna's annoying slutty jewelry clanging, Carrot Top props, STICKY DOLL's new identification as Satanic-Female-Fronted-Black/Death Metal from Norweega (Norway), titty sprinkles, and FedEx-ing Bobcat a cinnamon roll. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Napoleon talks inappropriately about Cynna's milk, Pedro's poison chicken meat death threat to STICKY DOLL, Cynna's new last name...'ll Blow Ya, girls scissoring their clamB and steamB parts, Gene Simmons online praise of STICKY DOLL, El Sancho's creation of guitar tapping and immediate dis-ownership of it to Eddie Van Halen, Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. is anti-tapping, Blackie Lawless says Bass Guitar is the tool of ignorance, F.U. Baby loves the mollycoddlin,' and something about a Mayberry Massacre! Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

STICKY DOLL / Body Count World Tour 2072, Stone Cold Steve Austin joins the tag team wrestling match with Randy "Macho Man" Savage and HELL Sancho, Cynna's Labia majora minora tattoo, ™ing your ass crack, fishing pole S&M training, El Sancho's hatred for hippies with didgeridoos, Mickey Mouse the diva fucking rats in China, Harley Davidson and the Mocker from Deadbolt, Hank Hill discusses Peggy's granny panties, female-fronted metal in Daisy Dukes, Queens of the Stone Age and the "fucking" birds, HGTV's stupid shiplap, and 7 minutes of silence. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Our newest B.S. marketing campaign...we are a "female fronted death/black metal band from Norweega (aka Norway)," Rocky wants Trump to get beat up by a girl and knock his red hat off, El's brother/cousin(?) "HELL" pushes hard for the tag team event with Randy "Macho Man" Savage and Esteban Bautista, Billy Joe from Green Day says everyone is fucking kidding him, Mr T's got no time for jibber/jabber he needs work, Beavis & Butt-head call from Slab City, Cynna is an amazing piece of ass, and get ready for a new STICKY DOLL album called "Mr T Mows my Lawn!" Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fucck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

The original 1972 creepy Count from Sesame Street, weekly W.A.S.P. pimping, The Sancho Familia's respect demanding/commanding/and ramming it up the poopshoot if they don't get it, Hank Hill and Jamie's stool softener, pay per-view event The BONE™ presents "Live at the Dome" with 'Hell' Sancho (El's cousin/brother(?) and The Count vs Randy Macho Man Savage and Esteban Bautista, Cynna is STILL an amazing Rockstar, and El Sancho is awol again. Karen rules, influencers want to be us, reaction videos are fake as fuck, Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, AND Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

El Sancho discusses stomach turbulence and poopy butt, weekly Fonzie primping lesson, Sonny Rock tells a great W.A.S.P. and Neil Young tale, and about his uncopyrighted viral Lemmy (Motörhead) photograph, Mr. Snuffleupagus's heroin addiction and smoking crack with Morgan Freeman from Sesame Street, Gary Burns and The Mocker from Deadbolt, Mikee from Hoboken...or...Andrew Dice Clay?, The Adicts, running shit over with a high performance steamroller, and of course Cynna still being a total badass. Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Weeding out callers to figure out who is the real Elvis, Johnny Blaze tales about Jimmy Kimmel, Gong Show appearances, and Steve Harvey's office, Marilyn Manson song parody, pimpin' Bradley Sims from the Didjits, Blackie Lawless, Deadbolt, and Body Count, Eddie Murphy's lemonade, The Bone™ and a groupie for punk band Offspring, Walmart peanut butter, and Cynna reacts to El Sancho's poop on the tongue. Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.

Randy "Macho Man" Savage auditions to be the new KISS concert intro man "You Wanted the Best, etc..." you know how it goes :) Mikee from Hoboken interviews Gene and Paul from the stage, and Ace was creeping around the hotel we think. Mr. Announcer Man™ does his usual late call, announcing the show when it is almost over! El Sancho is irritated most of the time, and Cynna is still a cute Rockstar. Joe Rogan and W.A.S.P. fans love us, Dave Grohl hates us...go figure.