Las Vegas Uber Stories

Despite being in California for 40 years.

Subway restaurant workers are severely depressed. Be nice.

Couple of druggie young friends going to their buddy’s funeral.

This is the season finale with Megan Mallone as special guest.

Sometimes strangers want to jack other peoples Ubers

This happens every week and it’s temping to slam on the brakes.

It takes one to know Juan

They are always in a great mood and generous tippers due to low mortgage payments.

Usually they all stink before and after their shift.

Lot of women now make consistent income from sugar daddies despite having a boyfriend?!

If someone has more than 3 cats, they definitely smell horrendous without realizing.

Driving ride-share will change you as a person as you will start having tantrums from the smallest things.

3% of the population is absolutely garbage that should not be recycled in society.

It is a dangerous job that is so underpaid.

Some people either love to be in control or don’t know how Uber app works yet

This homeless crackhead got hit by SUV

30% of the people wear seatbelts in the backseat

Sometimes you have to adjust the seat so they can ride comfortably.

Some pet owners don’t understand how much hair they’re carrying around with them.

Sometimes their arrogance and flamboyance drives me insane. And sometimes I strike back by staring.

These people will never be able to change their ways, that’s who they are.

1 out of 20 people will forget something at home and we have to go back.

Making multiple stops wastes precious time and makes it harder for drivers to hit their bonuses on time.

A semi famous YouTuber thanked me with a nice tip after throwing up. Some people can’t handle their Molly.

So many obnoxious people in this world that shouldn’t be breathing the same air as me.

Usually when that happens, that means they’re trying to hide something in the backseat.

There’s no need to record what will happen to you if you disrespect me.

This is the number 1 asked question to any driver.

The pin code is a useless idea that some riders still use.

Prostitute gets hustled by a John who reverses the transaction after the fact.

This happened about a year before they passed on from Covid and cancer.

Never judge a book by its cover. Some people are like peeling layers of an onion 🧅.

I would say 3-4% of people don't let you finish your sentences before they start talking.

People who sit in the front seat pre-covid times, are very kind.

Usually a whisper means only one thing, they're talking about you.

Forget about a rating or a tip from these businesses.

Sometimes chemistry can strike at odd moments.

A woman cheats on her boyfriend and calls him on my speaker phone to break the news 🤳🏾.

#2 Turnoff for me of women coming in right behind #1 - farting.

This 300 pound gorilla from Popeyes turned my car into a trash can and got charged $60 by Uber :)

1 out of 20 people will sniffle throughout the entire ride, which is annoying.

Jaden Smith was going to perform at T-Mobile arena and I dropped off one of his background dancers.

To this day I don't know which rapstar it was.

See the title lol 😆

Flamboyant 🦩 gay dude got thrown out of the car like Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Sometimes universe makes things happen in your car.

Uber pool was fun while it lasted and made bonus achievements easier.

Lot of times passengers think they're Pavoroti and bust out their vocals, and it's usually off key.

Sometimes people hate showering, from computer programmers to video game addicts.