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Continuing our effort to make DC movies that actually good and fun to watch, we tackle The Flash this week and we wrestle him to the ground and force him to fight a bad guy!

In the aftermath of World War Hulk, Magneto and his X-Men must shift their tactics from covert ops to public superhero celebrity. How will the revelation of mutantkind affect the SBC Marvel Universe?

Who do you think is the winner? You’re wrong if you think it’s Zenitsu.

In this thrilling installment of Crossover Chicken, we see Sean Connery’s 007 go to Romania to investigate a series of mysterious killings only to get dragged into a war between legendary heroes.

More like our internet connection got fridged.

Always seeking new challenges to push their limits, the Store Brand Boys set their minds to pitch an original romantic western that could be a movie, or a comic book miniseries, or ideally a Netflix event series. It really depends on who buys it.

Teo should probably watch Clerks at some point.

It’s just one of those days…

Continuing our efforts to fix the state of DC’s shared film universe, we have created the best Brainiac story we could manage with what we’ve established so far.

Hot take

Once again returning to the infinite well that is Crossover Chicken, this episode sets a Purge in the world of A Certain Magical Index!

The road to the Marvel Relaunch’s next major event starts here! You don’t want to miss this thrilling story arc!

It’s Crazy Frog’s epic comeback!

Two and Brandon had a discussion about Comic-Con about a month ago. Here is what they said.

How much money would you pay to hear a celebrity make fart noises into a microphone?

Uploaded out of order and at a bargain price, this quick nugget of fun is here to give context to the Doom Patrol’s presence in future episodes set in our dream DC Cinematic Universe!

Trading plane stories while dealing with technical difficulties.

He lives in a society!

Jessie! We have to kill Frankenstein’s Monster! With science!

Like a real man! Only real men do this! Fictional men can get heck out of here! We’re real men!

It’s enough to make you wonder whether or not life is even worth living anymore.

Rounding out the Marvel Year Three miniseries trilogy, we tackle the challenge of telling stories about Jessica Jones and Mister Sinister.

In this episode of the Marvel Relaunch Initiative, we discuss the miniseries surrounding Blade, Werewolf by Night, and Ghost Rider.

Kicking off this year’s Marvel reboot efforts, we outline ideas for two miniseries. One for Ant-Man, and one for Daredevil. We promise they won’t all be this long.

Jason Vorhees vs. Dom Toretto! Place your bets!

Now we can just jump right in when the time comes.

With The Batman already available for streaming, Teo and Brandon from nearly two months ago give their thoughts on this anticipated film.

Alfred’s not putting turkey on those sandwiches anymore. He’s putting owls on them. It’s a Court of Owls adaptation.

We live in a society…

Can’t make an omelette without breaking a couple knees.

Including a very late review of The Cursed.

Let’s all probe some cows at a film festival!

Hard to believe it’s been two years already. To celebrate this podcast’s birthday, Teo and Brandon broke down and discussed their personal favorite comic book artists and why they love them so much.

He taught America everything they need to know about summoning Cthulhu.

Tapping into his latent Super Saiyan energy, former US President Trump takes on the Incredible Hulk in the ultimate battle of Ego vs. Id.

After two years of meticulous discussion and brainstorming, Teo and Brandon slaved away in the comic book mines to uncover this exquisite gem!

Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale is the best Star Wars movie.

Wonder Woman’s epic saga continues in the wake of the final battle of Justice League.

I cannot stress this enough! Bill Pullman was the president in Independence Day! And don’t you ever forget it! Oh, happy Valentine’s Day too, I guess. Also, we talked about the Fantastic Four.

Superman and Steel battle a rampaging llama from space! It’s nuts!

If you want to read mid-90s X-Men comics, you better be ready for some hair loss and blood pressure issues.

To the moon, where the queso flows like water, mozzarella grows in stalks, and gouda roams the plains like the mighty buffalo!

Seriously, don’t come if you’re gonna be disruptive.

It was Red Herring all along! Oh, wait no, it’s an alien monster…

Try not to get caught in the crossfire as Lois and Perry hurl chairs and desks at each other in one of their iconic bare knuckle brawls!

Also known as The Legend of the Immortal Fred Durst: Disciple of the Mighty Thor!

From Groot’s Christmas album to Naughty Dog’s legacy in the video game industry, this episode has no brakes!

Almost as nerdy as Dune! Also, Alan Moore cursed us with weird audio glitches this week.

How would you react if Batman was your waiter at Denny’s?