The Strangemen's No Access Radio

By From the Depths of the Strangemen's Association

Listen to the weekly Broadcasts from the Strangemen’s No Access Radio presented by Jock Tuckaby, a Comedy Horror Podcast about the Health and Safety Radio program inside the elusive and secretive Strangemen’s Association who manage, contain and conceal most of the paranormal world from the public.

But there is something more listening in, something worse screaming out, and something Strange slowly approaching.

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard
Ryder Gavin as Jock Tuckaby
Artwork by David Hatherly

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SNAR 12 - Education

The Strangemen's No Access RadioMar 23, 2022

00:00

10:29

SNAR 12 - Education

Transmission #1: Education

An announcement for all students at Maxwell’s University for the unnormal. First transmission with new personnel.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Death or dying

A happy ending?

Music Used

Baroque Coffee House - Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions

Pastoral - Asher Fulero

Spring Field by Godhome

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: Alexepoch_YT, jochen1988, TheAtomicBrain, GJOS, SomeoneCool15, florianreichelt, ken788, Abacagi

Thanks for listening

Mar 23, 202210:29

SNAR 11 - Stranger and Nobody

Broadcast #%$: Stranger and Nobody

H̡elló J̛ąc̷k̢,̡ ̸we shoul̸d ̀r͘ea̡lly̶ ͡meet̕ ̵u̷p ̀so͟meti͡me̸.

W͠e̛͢ h̵͢a̛v̷̢e҉̵͡ ̷̨͞so͝m̛͘͢e̸̕ ̕ư̷͢n̕͝f̶̡i҉n̸̕̕i͝s̡h̕e͟͝d̀ ̸̨̕bu̢҉̀si͟ne͢͝ş̸s̶͜ t҉͢o̧͝ ̡͜a͘t͟͞t͘͝e̴͢n̷̕̕d̸͜͜ ̀͜t͝o.

I̧͜͠ ̛͠ẁ̡͟͝͝į̧̛̕͠l̶͢͢l̡̡͟ ͡f̸͟i͜҉͏̴̢n̕͢͢͝d̨̢͢͠͠ ̧̛̀͟͡y͏̛҉͟҉o̸͞ù̵̢͢, ̴̵̢͞J̡̛͠͞͏a̸̢c͏̵́́ķ͢͜͞͞.

A̷̵̢̧͖̠̯̥͕̬̪̝̺͟ǹ̢̰̞̲̘̰̤̫͉̮́́͞d̴̺̗͉̘̠̘̼̪̳̥̻̣̺̺̟̖̮͢ ͇̣̞̺̥̭͙̙͉͚͙́͜I͠͏̪͍͉͕ ̨̰̗̠͕͈̱͎̦͉̦̘̭̘̱̜̤́̀͞w̵̨̖̝͇̥̥̠͞i̵̷̮͕̻ḽ̢̢̭̮̩̺̹̠̰̭̥͍̺̞͉̥́ͅḷ̶͓̯̭͕̫̬̼̤́͟͡ ̴̨́͏͍͔̜̰̜̲̟b̵̛̟̻̻̠̻̭̲̣̻̞̝̥͢͢͞ư͈̗͓̖̤̫̮̟̖͍̫̠̱͚̟̞r̨̡̗̫̣̜̻̘̦̳̫̲̲̺̣̺͜ͅn̴͟҉̛̜̜̱̼͇͔͎̘̼ ̨͏̸̵̡͓̳͚̫̳͕͚̱̹̠̝ͅy҉͏̜͍̯̮̹͙̙̪̲̯ǫ̦̳̬̲̻́u̙͙͇̯͝.̛͏̵̴͕̦̟̖̪͔̺̘̙͔̲

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”

Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man”

Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey”

Tara Francis as “Maximum Security Access Pass”

Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Violence

Abuse

Death or dying

Emotional abuse

Music Used

Horror Soundscape 01 - Headphaze

Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny

Hunted - Xanco123

Old Lab - szegvari

Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord

Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravainen

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: onderwish, lollosound, launemax, Juandamb, reznik_Krkovicka, 170084, hitmount, soundmast123, rsellick, nextmaking, cjfilmmaker, steveuk87, deleted-user-2104797, Alternicity, anochrist, nuclearboy, Maurice_J_K, colo777, Philip_Daniels, jamesrodavidson, nixenom, THE_bizniss, pfranzen, qubodup, denstoltejyde, davidou, florianreichelt, thesubber13, syntheway, spookymodem, cognito-perceptu, urupin, Jay6Waza, MattRuthSound, Nox_Sound, littlerobotsoundfactory, gneube, IENBA, grey24, deleted_user_2104797, SeanSecret, Yoyodaman234, InspectorJ, PMBROWNE, saintsamael, ihitokagem, icyjim, Patrick_Corra, rylandbrooks, Abacagi, ztrees1, YleArkisto, Disagree, TiesWijnen, yottasounds, MisterSegev, Khrinx, ManWhoMakesTrashMovies, monosfera, joseph.larralde, cognito-perceptu, richerlandtv, gprosser, nebulasnails, VlatkoBlazek, mike_stranks, anochrist, rucisko, bennathanras, Alternicity, matucha, nabz871, NachtmahrTV, ElanHickler, doty21, noisecollector, ejfortin, Slave2theLight, -sihiL, NoahBangs, deleted-user-7146007, Caitlin_100

Mar 16, 202225:57

SNAR 10 - Breakdown

Broadcast #10: Breakdown

ERROR, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE, PLEASE CONSULT THE DARK FORCES THAT GOVERNS OUR LIVES OR ANY OTHER FORCE THAT MAY GOVERN OUR LIVES FOR ASSISTANCE.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”

Kristofer Patston-Gill as “The Strangest Man”

And David Hatherly as “David”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Violence

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Oh no

Music Used

School Bus Shuffle - Freedom Trail Studio

Death and Forever - Thebossdiety

Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel

Fear Bringer - Foolboymedia

Haunted - Xanco123

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: RoyalRose, Warrick_Lendon, eddy15, doty21, ProSound Effects, cognito perceptu, tats14, arnaud coutancier, kmyers1316, pfranzen, kyles, keykrusher, InspectorJ, Zeraora, Nuclearboy, lluiset7, sophiehall3535, urupin, 170084, wjtaylor, Ephemeral_Rift, djgriffin, MeijstroAudio, Suburbanwizard, tosha73, Anthousai, aglinder, Eneasz, cylon8472, tabache, spookymodem, Sheyvan, tbsound101, nebulasnails, gprosser, YuAlreddiKn0, Mafon2, ERH, zimbot, Rudmer_Rotteveel, jg-booysen, hitmount, cjfilmmaker, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_7146007, jorickhoofd, Briarheart02, deleted_user_1887925, Sheyvan, Benboncan

Mar 09, 202217:53

SNAR 9 - Institution

Broadcast #09: Institutions

Jock didn’t come into work again… for the 6th day in a row, so we’re airing an old episode.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

And Rylee Bussenschutt as “Triss Barkwell”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Violence

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Science

Music Used

When Johnny Goes Marching - E's Jammy Jams

Abandon Fields - Dredile

Write You - Joey Pecoraro

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, hitmount, tollbooth, tairblenn, Jarredgibb, Filmsndfx, tosha73, SoundsExciting, HugoLuman, deleted_user_5405837, onderwish, Robinhood76

Mar 02, 202222:05

SNAR 8 - Dissection

Broadcast #08: Dissection

Interviews with all four members of the Association’s Radio Station.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

And Lachlan Millard as “Thomas Fenton Garvey”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Violence

Invasion of privacy

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Bats

Music Used

Full Moon Empty House - Trevor Garrod

Nighttime Stroll - E's Jammy Jams

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: SpliceSound, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, deleted-user-2104797, PeteBarry, tollbooth, amholma, pauliep83, CastIronCarousel, YleArkisto, CastIronCarousel, tats14, SkySoundLibrary, hitmount, MWsfx, RICHERlandTV, InspectorJ, bone666138, Alex-Fullam, merrick079, steveuk87, dimi7, Robinhood76, ThunderQuads, kupp2, issalcake

Feb 24, 202223:26

SNAR 7 - Orientation

Broadcast #07: Orientation

An informational broadcast about recent changes to the hiring process.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Violence

Lizard bites

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Metal Skeletons

Music Used

Canal 3 - Quincas Moreira

Sci-fi Horror Music - Shortrecord

The Sick House - Thebossdiety

Dark Ambient Music - Theoteravien

Seaside Piazza - Aaron Kenny

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: InspectorJ, denalwa, JonCon_Library, F.M.Audio, SieuAmThanh, TheSubber13, rucisko, ERH, booluhui, bassboybg, georgisound, SoundsForHim, aglinder, deleted-user-6025018, syntheway, Eelke

Feb 16, 202220:51

SNAR 6 - Tour

Broadcast #06: Tour

A tour around the different departments of the Strangemen Association.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

And James Clayton as “Researcher”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Sexism

Racism

Dog whistles

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Meat

Music Used

Walk Through the Park - TrackTribe

Fear Bringer - FoolBoyMedia

The Sick House - TheBoseDeity

Fruitcake Hotel #1 - Fruitcake.Hotel

Sailing - Delicate Steve

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: Revolt2563, JarredGibb, volkbutphan, filmsndfx, olver, mariethompson, viertelnachvier, inspectorj, szegvari, tosha73, JamGrif, Diboz, soundtracvkradio, guardian2433, bewagne, forseti1121, geoneo0, reidmangan, tams_kp, _stubb, coetzee_megan12, nebulasnails, gprosser, Nmb910, JohnsonBrandEditing, Danielajq, deleted_user_2104797, hitmount, tats14, ThatMisfit, sidequesting, morosopher

Feb 09, 202225:30

SNAR 5 - Mistakes Were Made

Broadcast #05: Mistakes were Made

A catalogue of mistakes you are contractually obligated to forget and never mention again.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Yasir Ayubi as “Jiles Clark”

James Clayton as “Unnamed Tape Person”

And Tara Francis as “000 Operator”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Sexual Content

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Cutaway gags

Music Used

Magic in the Other - Cruiser

Squadda Bambino Tumblr - Squadda B

Horror Ambient - Mr45

Dark Ambient Music - TheoTeravainen

Sad Heaven Piano #3 - PSOVOD

The Sick House - TheBoseDeity

Death And Forever - TheBoseDeity

Dolphin-esque - Godhome

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: Aiwha, hank_richard, 180156, FlirtFM, martinimeniscus, JarredGibb, mutatorscotch, Nox_Sound, tairblenn, Keykrusher, iwiploppenisse, InspectorJ, GJOS, AviZiv, cbakos, NoiseCollector, KalixMusic, tats14, Robinhood76, aliceemily, florianreichelt

Feb 02, 202224:44

SNAR 4 - Addition

Broadcast #04: Addition

Attention all Strangemen Association Staff, David has multiplied… again.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

And David Hatherly as “David”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Invasion of privacy

Blood

Obsession

Abuse of power

Depression

Sudden Loud Sounds

Threats of violence

Body horror

Death or dying

Clones

Music Used

Who’s using who - The Mini Vandals

Dark Ambient Music 3: Hunted - Xanco123

Sci-fi Horror music - ShortRecord

Horror Soundscape: 01 - Headphaze

This is not a Ballad - True Cuckoo

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: Noisecollector, LittleRobotSoundFactory, InspectorJ, katfolker, amholma, JG_Booysen, Tats14, jackthemurray, hanneswannerberger, SpaceJoe, jodybruchon, cjfilmmaker, anochrist, deleted_user_7146007, nextmaking, steveuk87, deleted_user_2104797, Samantha_Dolman, ShortRecord, Alexepoch-yt

Jan 26, 202224:11

SNAR 3 - Estrangement

Broadcast #03: Estrangement

A catalogue of the weirder, non-employed people who are trapped here against their will.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Lachlan Millard as “Dennis Brosmound”

And Tara Francis as “Moon Therapist”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Invasion of privacy

Blood

Fungus

Abuse of power

Depression

Loneliness

Bad therapy

Threats of violence

Body horror

Death or dying

Science

Music Used

We Made It - Reed Mathis

The Quantum Realm - The Whole Other

Because for Everything there is Something - pATCHES

To Ponder - Godmode

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: GJOS, Kneeling, anemicrose, rivernile7, InspectorJ, stackpool, Lightnessko, stevelalonde, taure, keykrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn

Jan 19, 202219:38

SNAR 2 - Power

Broadcast #02: Power

A quick history lesson about how the Association does not siphon energy directly from hell.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Triss Barkwell as “Rylee Bussenschutt”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Invasion of privacy

Blood

Drowning mention

Threats of violence

Body horror

Death or dying

Meat

OSHA Violations

Music Used

Ready for Freddy - TrackTribe

Landing on a Dark Planet - Doug Maxwell

Suborbital Space Trip Voyage - Brusse

Kazoom - Quincas Moreria

Cocktail Hour - Aaron Kenny

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: freeborn, Tairblenn, KeyKrusher, leonelmail, digestcontent

Jan 12, 202220:46

SNAR 1 - Catalogue

Broadcast #01: Catalogue

A list of generally horrible things. First broadcast with new equipment.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Bronte Thomson as “Holly Greenwall”

Remus Douglas as “Doug the Sound Guy”

James Clayton as “Researcher”

And Marriam Farris as “Sarah Remmings”

Content warnings:

Unreality

Kidnapping and abduction

Cancer (Lung)

Self-harm

Abuse

Death or dying

Teethpaste

Music Used

Ferris Wheel - Quincas Moreia

Torture - Coyote Hearing

Deep Space - Audionuatix

Spring Field by Godhome

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Sound Effects by: AldebaranCW, Smukey9, katfolker, InspectorJ, La Chaîne des memes, harveyjnz, amholma, straget, groovyrandomness, DiscoveryME, yottasounds, qubodup, KeyKrusher, GJOS, Tairblenn.

Jan 05, 202217:00

SNAR 0 - Trailer

The First Episode will be released on the 6th of January, 2022... see you real soon.

CAST:

Ryder Gavin as “Jock Tuckaby”

Miscellaneous tracks composed by Lachlan Millard

Written, Directed, Edited by Lachlan Millard

Dec 19, 202102:21