Streaming Consciousness
By Streaming Consciousness
Our spinoff series, TWI-ING TIMES, is also hosted here! Join hosts AJ, Josh and Emma as they venture into Stephanie Meyer's problematic universe. Live Reactions to each film (barring "Twilight" for bullshit reasons) will be posted alongside each chapter.
Other projects include "Streamcon at the Pearly Gates" and the MIDNIGHT Saga.
Streaming ConsciousnessMar 15, 2023
StreamCrunch Episode One: New Red Vines and New Popcorners!
In the final episode of Streaming Consciousness, Josh and AJ face their biggest challenge yet.
Midnight vs. The Narrative
10- The Lighthouse: The End of Arc One
The real streaming consciousness season one was the friends we made along the way.
"Walt and Jesse's Awesome Bible Study"
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman have meaningful discussions while attempting to vanquish the king of evil.
Streamcon at the Pearly Gates 3: Into The Inferno
Midnight and the Wrath of Intrusive Thoughts
Years after the incident at the discourse emporium, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven-Way and Edward Morbius join together in (un)holy matrimony. Hijinks ensue when the newlywaid pair take a honeymoon to Brazil, where they conceive a myriad of intelligent fetuses which vow to take down their mother from the inside.
Streamcon at the Pearly Gates 2: Return to the Pearly Gates
After completing TWI-ING TIMES with MIDNIGHT AND THE PENETRATIVE PROPERTIES OF DISCOURSE, the trio (and Mae) are sent back to Saint Peter's office to continue their eternal bureaucratic duties.
Midnight and the Penetrative Properties of Discourse
THE DISCOURSE BEGINS
When reclusive Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way arrives in stormy Forks, Washington, a family of incestuous vampires and a discourse-fueled goblin pursue her permeating toxicity. Meanwhile, Ebony seeks to uncover the secrets behind a particularly glittery member of the Morbius family despite his vocal lack of reciprication.
Inspired by the "Real-Time Fandub" series by Charley Marlowe and Penny Parker.
Featuring the following cast of voices:
Emma Ridle as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Alice Morbius, Victoria
Josh Pacillo as Charlie Swan, Edward Morbius, Anna Kendrick
AJ Schultz as Mike Caulfield, The Discourse Goblin, Jasper Morbius
Mae as Jacob Black, Angela Weber, Rosalie and Emmett Morbius, and Cars
Featuring tracks from Vansire, FLOOR CRY, Christina Perri, American Football, Orla Gartland, CODA, SEGA International, Game Freak, Mick Jenkins, Paramore, Owl City, Death Grips, Weezer, SIE Sound Team, LMFAO, Lauren Bennett, Goonrock
TRAILER- Midnight and the Penetrative Properties of Discourse
THE DISCOURSE BEGINS When reclusive Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way arrives in stormy Forks, Washington, a family of incestuous vampires and a discourse-fueled goblin pursue her permeating toxicity. Meanwhile, Ebony seeks to uncover the secrets behind a particularly glittery member of the Morbius family despite his vocal lack of reciprication.
9- Heathers: How To Make Napalm
Our girthiest, most toxic episode yet! Josh, AJ, Emma, and Mae talk "Heathers"(1989). Josh jeopardizes the program's legality. Mae tests AJ's patience. Emma exposes the crew to COVID. AJ does his best. With Cameos from Oryan and Angie.
8.5- Allergens and Infodumping
AJ and Emma talk Heartstopper, Lady Bird, BoJack Horseman, Community, She-Ra, Steven Universe, Voltron, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson, Wanda Discourse, The Russo Brothers, The Dirt, South Park, The Social Network, Juno, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Get out, X, Fear Street, Emetophobia, and play Cards Against Humanity, all while battling the height of Allergy season. Listen if you want! This one isn't canon.
8- Black Swan: Natalie Portman 2022
The dead speak! Josh, AJ, and special guest Mae talk "Black Swan" (2010), reminisce on Prom night, and write a shockingly perfect sequel.
The Sex Ed Episode
AJ, Josh and Emma meet up for the first time in 4 months to watch Breaking Dawn: Part 1, in authentic VHS format.
THE BATMAN- Return of Substantive Commentary
Streamcon at the Pearly Gates
Set 3 million years after the events of "ECLIPSE: The Tale of the Spring-Section", "Streamcon at the Pearly Gates" catalogues the grand reunion between the hosts of the defunct podcast Streaming Consciousness. Here in Saint Peter's Purgatorial Referral Office, our hosts must judge incoming souls and direct them to their proper afterlife. The catch: they are only allowed to make judgements based on r/AmITheAsshole posts.
Reaction Highlights: Eclipse
(please forgive the terrible mukbang noises for the first chunk of the ep I promise it stops)
Sorry its a month late lol
its not syncable this time so just enjoy us being good time havers for around 59 mins
ECLIPSE: The Tale of the Spring-Section
AJ and Emma talk "Eclipse"(2009). We revisit our FNAF phases, delve into Steven Universe discourse, discuss twitter manlets, and a special guest calls in.
NEW MOON (Live Reactions)
Watch along with AJ, Josh and Emma as they react and riff at "New Moon" (2009). Film sold separately.
4- Memento: i forgor💀
Josh and AJ talk "Memento"(2000). Josh's throat hurts. AJ gets news. Joe Rogan is there. The Cutting Room continues(?).