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Submarine and A Roach

Submarine and A Roach

By Culture Custodian

This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time.

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Episode 3: "Open Day"

Submarine and A RoachMay 15, 2016

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Episode 182: "It's Not Gossip, It's... Pillow Talk"
Mar 27, 202401:38:04
Episode 181: "Did Chris Oyakilome Destroy The Cables to Stop 5G?"
Mar 19, 202402:13:56
Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_

Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into:

  • Ebuka's new Prime Video show
  • Tmt's questions about cars
  • Getting In Trouble with the Police
  • What it's like in the Mavin Academy
  • Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit
Mar 12, 202401:49:05
Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."

Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into:

  • TMT's new relationship
  • New TV Show Shogun
  • Games and Competitiveness
  • Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem
  • Old Age and Retirement
  • Community and The Importance of Gossip
  • Meek Mill
  • Diddy

And random other topics!

Mar 05, 202401:57:09
Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"

Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"

Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things:

  • Kunle Afolayan
  • Mr Mayowa and his sexy books
  • Love is Blind
  • Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships
  • Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus
  • What's currently keeping us going in life?


Tap in!!


Feb 27, 202401:23:21
Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"

Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into:

  • Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin
  • Ozempic and BBLs
  • Love is Blind
  • Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance
  • Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast
  • Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad?
  • Being ethically rich
  • The worst jobs they've ever done

Enjoy!!

Feb 20, 202401:09:34
Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."

Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."

TO BE FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST

Feb 13, 202401:18:28
Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"

Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK!

Feb 06, 202401:34:31
Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"

Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"

Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder.


The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts.

but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers.

Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row.


Jan 16, 202425:15
Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"

Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot.


The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious.


The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix.


Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate.


The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including:

  1. The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment.
  2. Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm.
  3. Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni.
  4. Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise.
  5. Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad.
  6. Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm.
  7. The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram.
  8. Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is
  9. L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation.
  10. Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024.
  11. Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde.


DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in!

Jan 09, 202401:18:18
EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"

EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"

Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations.
First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge!
Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss!
Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians returning for Christmas, attributing it to congestion and traffic.
Next, they draw a hilarious comparison between the traffic disruptions caused by Tinubu's presence in Lagos versus Joe Biden's visits to Delaware. The banter continues as Mayowa reveals his brother's connection to Delaware and its intriguing tax laws.
Tmt shares his encounter with Funke Akindele at a games night, leading to a discussion about Jandor and his WAEC results (hint: they weren't great). They also recount his encounter with Reekado Banks and the pressure to name his favorite Reekado Banks song.
Mayowa's favorite celebrity interaction with Ladipoe and Koj's admiration for Ladipoe's support for Nigerian fashion brands add an extra layer of hilarity to the episode.
In the penultimate segment, they play a game called "Coal or Cool," where they judge Nigerian celebrities' behavior in 2023. It's a segment filled with laughter and unexpected takes, including Koj's passionate rant about Hanks Anuku and The Black Book.
Finally, they dive into a discussion about the counterfeit soy sauce epidemic in Lagos, sharing their own experiences and how it has affected their consumption habits.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 173 for a wild ride through laughter, absurd stories, and insightful discussions. It's a podcast that delivers humor and entertainment in abundance!
Dec 26, 202359:21
Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember

Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember

In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue.

But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects:

  • Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight.

  • Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos.

  • Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be.

  • OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations.

  • North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities.

Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss!

Dec 19, 202301:17:58
Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101

Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101

Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change.


But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable.


As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena.


But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense.


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out!

Dec 12, 202301:43:14
Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"

Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"

Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions.

First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track.

Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started.

Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode.

Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous.

The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation.

Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches.

Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project.

True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall.

But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode.

Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments!

Dec 05, 202301:01:58
Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"

Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"

On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two.

Nov 28, 202301:35:04
Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"

Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"

Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics.

First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started!

Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey.

Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches.

But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find!

Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end.

Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget!

Nov 21, 202301:20:29
Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)

Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)

Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into

- Fashion

- Music

- Lawyers in Nigeria

- Football

and a whole lot more...ENJOY!

Nov 14, 202301:36:45
Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”

Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”

On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the shitty connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️
Nov 07, 202301:17:42
Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"

Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include:

  • Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting
  • Blackface and OdumoduBlvck
  • The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's
  • Tmt TURNING PUSSY!
  • Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu
  • Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People
  • Koj & Reverse Racism
  • Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow"



Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up.

Oct 31, 202301:12:49
Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor

Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor

The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria.


Enjoy.

Oct 24, 202301:32:50
Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)

Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way.

Oct 17, 202301:06:05
Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal

Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal

We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14.


After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies!


Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work!



Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest!

Oct 10, 202301:33:08
Episode 161: "Finding Kah-Lo" ft. @thatKahLo
Oct 03, 202301:14:57
Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola

Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola

In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety".

A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola


Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide.


Please find links to the book below!


Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/



Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480




Sep 26, 202301:09:11
Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"

Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"

On this Episode we get into:

- Mowa Lola's new collection

- AQ vs Naeto C

- Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People

- MohBad

- South Africa

- OdumoduBlvck

- Rema

Sep 19, 202301:14:30
Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"

Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"

The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee.

Sep 11, 202301:27:18
Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"

Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"

Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach


On this episode, we talk:

- Nigeria's New Ministers

- Nasir El Rufai

- Naira Marley

- Burna Boy

....and lots more!

Sep 05, 202301:06:44
Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"

Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"

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Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris.


Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair.


But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach!

Aug 22, 202346:37
Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin

Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin

On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt.
Aug 15, 202357:45
Episode 154: The walking episode!

Episode 154: The walking episode!

TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk.


TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe.


It is very funny.


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Aug 09, 202301:13:51
Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"

Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"

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In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter.


The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics.


As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity!


Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue.


Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and the subsequent amalgamation and separation of certain colonies, touching on the quirks of history with their trademark humor.


Koj's astonishment reaches new heights when Tmt reveals that Nigeria boasts one of the strongest armies in Africa. The duo hilariously navigates through the mixed emotions of pride and embarrassment surrounding Nigeria's untapped potential.


Amidst the history and revelations, Koj shares a funny tale of his vacation and a memorable mishap involving a jet ski in the ocean, sparking amusement and relatability among listeners.


Not to be outdone, Tmt recounts his four-day party extravaganza in Ibadan, celebrating his Grandma's birthday, with amusing anecdotes that leave everyone chuckling.


The banter continues as they explore the world of marketing targeted at men, with Tmt humorously revealing that his dad owns a grooming kit from the Bulldog brand, highlighting the quirks of masculinity and consumer culture.


In "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," Tmt and Koj effortlessly blend humor, history, and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining and insightful episode that showcases why "Submarine and a Roach" is undoubtedly Nigeria's funniest podcast. Listeners are in for a treat as they laugh, learn, and enjoy the dynamic chemistry between these two charismatic hosts.

Aug 01, 202301:17:55
Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"

Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"

It's the return of the MA-yowa!


On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism!


Enjoy!

Jul 25, 202358:03
Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"

Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"

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Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics.


Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance.


Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice.


The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it.


Koj playfully calls out Tmt for not supporting older alte guys, jokingly labeling him a "boomer." Their witty banter and playful jabs add an extra layer of amusement to the conversation.


Get ready for a hilarious trip down memory lane as they reminisce about terrible eating habits from their boarding school days. From teachers' frustration with students' farting to outrageous culinary choices, the laughter is bound to ensue as they explore the absurdities of school life.


In a comical twist, Tmt shares his amusing story of inviting YINKA Bernie to give a speech at his grandfather's school.


Discover the amusing side of cultural experiences as they discuss Nigerian kids having growth spurts after summer trips to the United States. Through their witty observations, they highlight the hilarity of this phenomenon.


The episode wraps up with a lively game of "Guess the Song," adding an interactive and entertaining element to the podcast. Join in the fun as they try to identify tunes with their signature comedic twist.

Jul 19, 202301:16:23
Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"

Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"

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Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!"


Description:

Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.


Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics.


First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face.


Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will leave you gasping for breath.


But wait, there's more! Koj drops a bombshell—he's attending Beyoncé's show later in the day! The excitement is palpable as they discuss what it would be like growing up as a celebrity child, imagining the hilarious scenarios that could unfold.


The laughter continues as Tmt and Koj dive into the world of RnB singers getting away with wild lyrics. Prepare for uncontrollable giggles as they share their favorite eyebrow-raising lines and mock the audacity of these smooth crooners.


Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, the hosts shift gears to Keke Palmer's baby father's tweets. Brace yourself for a hilarious commentary on social media drama, leaving you in stitches from start to finish.


And if that's not enough, they top it all off with a discussion on resentful men, revealing the absurd lengths some individuals will go to nurse their grudges. Be prepared for belly-aching laughter as they recount outlandish stories and offer their unique comedic perspectives.


Get ready to laugh your socks off with Submarine and a Roach's latest episode! With Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and a plethora of side-splitting topics, this uproarious podcast will have you in tears of laughter from beginning to end. Don't miss out on the comedy event of the year!

Jul 11, 202301:15:19
Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween

Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween

Hey people!

New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast!

On this episode we talk:

1. Baby mamas

2. America being down.

3. Hate mail.

4. Middle aged white women


You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast!

Jul 04, 202301:16:34
Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"
Jun 27, 202301:18:58
Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta

Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta

Back with another Game show episode!


This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head.

Will Koj win?

Will TMT prevail?

Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him?

Jun 22, 202352:59
Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"

Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"

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Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage.

Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable!

Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises.

But the comedy train doesn't stop there! Tmt shares his grand vision for his wedding ceremony—a miracle service hosted by none other than the legendary Benny Hinn. The mental image alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter. And very unusually, Mayowa manages to change the topic TWICE as he tries to prevent us from getting canceled.

To add more spice to the laughter stew, the hosts dive into the latest Tinubu TikTok pack, sharing their takes and dissecting the humor behind it. And if that's not enough, they even contemplate the audacious idea of potentially breaking the world record for the longest podcast episode. Prepare for an absolute comedy marathon that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

If you're on the hunt for a side-splitting Nigerian comedy podcast, look no further. Tune in to this uproarious episode of the top Nigerian comedy podcast and prepare to laugh your heart out. It's comedy gold that you won't want to miss!
Jun 20, 202358:29
Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"

Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"

The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney.


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Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further.


In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy.


But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance!


Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into the captivating details of his first book, "Prince of Monkeys," which has captured the hearts of readers everywhere.


They also share uproarious stories about their experiences at Shrine, the iconic venue known for its legendary performances by Femi Kuti and Made Kuti. Discover how Shrine's infectious rhythms shaped Nnamdi's childhood and influenced his remarkable literary work.


And don't miss out on their lively discussion about GoMoney, the sponsors of today's episode. Learn all about their unique vision, what sets them apart, and why they should be your preferred banking choice.


If you're in search of a funny Nigerian podcast featuring talented comedians and entertaining conversations, tune in to this hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach. Prepare to laugh uncontrollably and be entertained from start to finish!


Jun 15, 202301:17:43
Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"

Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"

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On this episode, the boys get into:

  • TMT being the Ibadan Messiah
  • TMT's many Uncles
  • Emefiele getting arrested
  • Tinubu slandering pomo
  • Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president
  • Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business
  • Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda


And a lot more...


ENJOY!!



Jun 13, 202301:25:14
Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"

Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"

New episode alert!


The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves.

Jun 06, 202301:19:53
Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"

Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"

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May 30, 202301:21:55
Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"

Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"

Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you.


Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic.


Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences.


Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea.


Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placing his phone in rice, only to have the phone unexpectedly absorb the rice! Tune in to find out more about this fascinating incident and the resulting consequences.


In a digital age dominated by social media, Koj shares his brave decision to delete Twitter and Instagram. Uncover the motivations behind this bold move and explore the impact it has had on his life.


Retirement may seem like a dream come true, but our hosts delve into the often-overlooked aspect of boredom that accompanies this newfound freedom. Discover their insights on navigating the uncharted territory of post-work life.


Books and coloring books—two simple pleasures that offer endless avenues for relaxation and self-expression. Join Koj and Mayowa as they discuss the joys of these traditional pastimes and how they can enrich your daily routine.


Prepare for laughter as Mayowa reveals his aspiration to become a sugar daddy. Delve into his humorous take on this unconventional desire and discover what it truly means to him.


Friendship and birthdays—two vital aspects of life that warrant attention. Our hosts share their perspectives on cultivating meaningful connections and the significance of celebrating milestones together.


Finally, immerse yourself in the vibrant world of entertainment and social events as Koj and Mayowa recount their experiences at Seun Kuti's electrifying performance, The Zikoko Threesome, and Dele Momodu's unforgettable birthday bash!


Don't miss out on this captivating episode of "Submarine and a Roach" featuring Koj and Mayowa. Prepare for laughter, introspection, and a rollercoaster of emotions as they explore topics that will keep you hooked from start to finish.

May 22, 202301:13:28
Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"

Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach...



May 16, 202301:11:27
Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"

Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"

Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week.

In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment?

Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news.

And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey.

Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and organ trafficking. Will they be able to keep their silliness down as they tackle this dark topic? Tune in to find out!

So get ready to laugh, cry, and gasp in shock as Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj take you on a wild ride through the strangest topics of the day on Submarine and a Roach!

May 08, 202301:26:34
Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"

Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"

Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into:

Dying RnB songs about fighting for love
Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback
Their dress sizes
Public Holidays in Nigeria
What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden
A nasty story about shitting in boarding school
Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast
Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro
Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content
Tmt's group chat
Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday
May 01, 202357:57
Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"

Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"

New episode!

Old friends!

New adventures!

On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss,

1. Hanging out with kids.

2. Airplane tantrums.

3. Fake wedding parties.

4. Koj's Kale salads

and a bunch of other crazy things

Apr 25, 202301:05:45
Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"

Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"

More chaos from the chaos boys.

Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week.

Art is lyf.

Apr 18, 202301:05:35
Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"

Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"

Hello friends, listeners and ops,


Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podcast is undeniable.


This week we discuss the following:

1. Our grandads and the interesting lives they've led.

2. Post election politics.

3. Love is Blind (Season 4)

4. The Dalai Lama.

and a ton of other fun stuff!


Enjoy!

Apr 11, 202301:35:43
Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"

Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"

Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode.


Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise.

Mar 29, 202301:10:07