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Submarine and A Roach

Submarine and A Roach

By Submarine And A Roach

This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time.

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Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.  1. We take a relationship call from a listener! 2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life! 3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and 4. FFK and his way with words!
55:35
December 08, 2022
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed! 
48:56
November 29, 2022
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
Hey guys!  The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years! They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture.
01:27:31
November 25, 2022
STFU by TMT
STFU by TMT
A little tune to help you deal with life and people.  *Lyrics* communication is a part of life, That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me, I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice, Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the truuuuuuuuuuuth, truuuuuuuuuuuth, You're so rudeeeeeeee,  rudeeeeeeeeeee, Hey!  Just STFU x9
01:24
October 21, 2022
Episode 116: "@bolu_ay a.k.a Jola's brother" #KOJandFriends
Episode 116: "@bolu_ay a.k.a Jola's brother" #KOJandFriends
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into: Interests and Hobbies Nigeria's Presidential elections Content creation and Nollywood Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure
50:26
October 11, 2022
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about: Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle  Crying over Manchester United Looking sexy in a Tuxedo Themed birthdays  How inconsiderate it is to die in public And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New"
01:00:47
October 03, 2022
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into: The Queen The Queen's Opps Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos' Opps The Headies Burna Disney Princesses And many many more! 
01:16:36
September 13, 2022
Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"
Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"
I really hate that n-word
03:47
September 08, 2022
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc.
01:04:39
September 07, 2022
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it! Enjoy!
01:47:17
September 04, 2022
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries. Enjoy! #Submaroach
01:05:06
August 29, 2022
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people!
01:03:50
July 05, 2022
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa’s Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting
37:43
June 29, 2022
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES
01:13:04
June 20, 2022
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies
56:12
June 13, 2022
Episode 106: "Love and War"
Episode 106: "Love and War"
This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!
51:17
June 07, 2022
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too.
59:21
May 31, 2022
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj: - Catch up on their weekends - Future podcasting projects - Comedy - TMT's latest single - and Liam Neeson lmao
45:40
May 10, 2022
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨 TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into: 1. Nigerian childhoods. 2. The music they love. 3. The movies that shaped them. 4. The power of love Link in bio
01:54:26
May 03, 2022
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podcast - Elon Musk buying Twitter - Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave - Having $46 Billion - Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and - Having friends that are opps
01:07:43
April 26, 2022
Easter Bonus:  "F R I E N D S"
Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"
Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video - Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now - Verifying your Lagos street credibility - Asake ft Burna
51:21
April 20, 2022
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke"  ft @TeezeeDRB
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB
Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Measurements - Real Housewives of Lagos - Fatherhood - The Grammy's - Will Smith's Oscar Ban & KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest! Tap IN!
02:01:13
April 12, 2022
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss 1. Nigeria in the world cup 2. Run ins with Lagos drivers 3. The Grammys and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy!
01:16:32
April 05, 2022
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of Books - Will Smith and Chris Rock - Marriage and Being 30+ Get into it... yuh!
01:08:05
March 29, 2022
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy
01:05:23
March 22, 2022
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - World War 3 - Deleting things from past relationships - Lots of innuendos - TWO Uber sex twitter threads (just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember)
57:20
March 15, 2022
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off
01:22:38
March 08, 2022
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?) - All the things Fresh put the game on - Fresh's PA search - Fresh's lyrics - DRB - And THAT famous tweet. But like more still!
01:36:30
March 02, 2022
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.
05:57
March 01, 2022
Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ
Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ
No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters!
03:14
February 22, 2022
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss: - Adesua Etomi's new song and video - Age Shaming - Tmt's Moustache - Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor - What it meant to be bad in Secondary School Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka!
01:18:09
February 16, 2022
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers
01:08:05
February 09, 2022
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies.
01:37:39
February 01, 2022
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈
01:13:02
January 25, 2022
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness.
01:26:38
January 18, 2022
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.
01:05:08
January 11, 2022
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music industries - A lack of consequences for bad behavior - COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns. Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown?
01:53:59
January 04, 2022
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities
01:23:27
December 07, 2021
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!
02:09:32
November 30, 2021
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!! Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach
01:36:60
November 23, 2021
Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)
Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)
This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!
01:40:48
November 16, 2021
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach
01:15:07
November 10, 2021
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"
01:38:15
November 02, 2021
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities
01:37:32
October 26, 2021
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy.
01:46:17
October 19, 2021
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in!
01:08:17
October 12, 2021
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach
01:07:02
October 06, 2021
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - House Parties - Religion - DJ Cuppy - The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!) Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials.
01:37:46
September 28, 2021
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.
01:15:23
September 21, 2021
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?
01:22:10
September 14, 2021
Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"
Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"
Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer
01:16:25
September 07, 2021
Episode 73: "The TMT Show"
Episode 73: "The TMT Show"
Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach
01:05:58
August 31, 2021
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women - Incest... lmao Enjoy!
01:04:18
August 25, 2021
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!
01:08:20
August 16, 2021
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!
01:03:51
August 10, 2021
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach
01:22:06
August 04, 2021
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
Another Banger!
01:18:29
July 27, 2021
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.
01:09:09
July 20, 2021
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach!
01:34:18
July 12, 2021
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy. Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits.
01:34:44
July 06, 2021
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults.
01:00:19
June 30, 2021
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!!
01:28:16
June 22, 2021
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. On this episode, we discuss : - Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast - Being the GOAT podcast - Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette and some of other shit mahn, find out lol
58:35
June 14, 2021
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life.
01:20:36
June 09, 2021
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story.
21:21
January 12, 2021
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry!
01:02:35
November 17, 2020
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics.
01:23:33
November 12, 2020
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe
02:42
August 05, 2020
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy
01:05:11
July 12, 2020
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA
03:16
June 26, 2020
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!!
01:37:50
June 21, 2020
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty.
48:28
May 27, 2020
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU.
54:40
April 05, 2020
In These Times V
In These Times V
This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn!
19:33
March 26, 2020
"In These Times IV"
"In These Times IV"
Social distancing as friends
33:17
March 20, 2020
Penis Punish. Penance?
Penis Punish. Penance?
Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes
12:23
March 19, 2020
"In These Times III"
"In These Times III"
Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"!
12:51
March 18, 2020
"In These Times II"
"In These Times II"
Work from home day 2
13:17
March 17, 2020
"In These Times"
"In These Times"
A new dawn
09:38
March 16, 2020
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach
01:00:29
December 09, 2019
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends!
57:35
July 30, 2019
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy!
01:07:28
July 08, 2019
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge!
01:02:22
May 24, 2019
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda. Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar.
01:00:41
April 23, 2019
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy!
01:02:09
April 16, 2019
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care. ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ
44:28
March 27, 2019
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating".
01:00:05
March 05, 2019
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags.
01:12:37
January 07, 2019
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ.
59:13
November 26, 2018
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P).
54:25
September 05, 2018
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.
03:37
August 15, 2018
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget.
45:43
August 08, 2018
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with.
44:26
August 01, 2018
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!
49:44
May 16, 2018
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!
55:26
May 09, 2018
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!!
39:50
May 04, 2018
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy.
01:00:11
March 20, 2018
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops!
53:52
March 07, 2018
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions. Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode.
41:26
February 28, 2018
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway.
58:12
February 21, 2018
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff.
01:09:11
January 07, 2018
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms. Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach
54:26
December 24, 2017
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy!
50:52
November 15, 2017
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK!
01:02:15
November 04, 2017
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through.
01:06:33
October 03, 2017
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers.
01:06:17
September 26, 2017
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes.
01:00:07
September 12, 2017
KOJ is 19 & Over
KOJ is 19 & Over
Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy!
36:51
September 09, 2017
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others.
58:20
August 16, 2017
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE.
01:06:11
August 03, 2017
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry.
01:32:23
August 01, 2017
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis.
58:39
July 24, 2017
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy!
56:05
July 03, 2017
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy!
01:00:04
June 28, 2017
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach.
23:35
May 30, 2017
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture.
56:49
May 24, 2017
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha!
58:27
May 16, 2017
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy!
01:01:06
May 09, 2017
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more.
55:35
April 24, 2017
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home.
01:06:00
April 13, 2017
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit!
50:51
April 06, 2017
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach!
18:37
October 19, 2016
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships.
56:30
October 05, 2016
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration.
01:01:05
September 22, 2016
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there.
56:41
September 05, 2016
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from.
40:48
August 04, 2016
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao
57:40
July 17, 2016
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria.
56:41
July 05, 2016
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria.
53:28
June 27, 2016
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon??
43:29
June 14, 2016
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION!
47:16
June 07, 2016
Episode 3: "Open Day"
Episode 3: "Open Day"
On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High.
54:53
May 15, 2016
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does
42:05
May 02, 2016
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes.
37:33
April 17, 2016