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Suck My Balls: A South Park Review

Suck My Balls: A South Park Review

By Mathew Shaffer

Mathew Shaffer, Ian Calano & Joe Vernola review every episode of South Park from beginning to present. This one isn't for the kids folks. So come on down to South Park and lets meet some friends.
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Suck My Balls #55 - S4E4 Quintuplets 2000 - "Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders"

Suck My Balls: A South Park ReviewDec 23, 2020

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Suck My Balls #55 - S4E4 Quintuplets 2000 - "Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders"

Suck My Balls #55 - S4E4 Quintuplets 2000 - "Aha, I knew it. They turned you into poofders"

Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls a South Park Review. On this week's episode the boys review quintuplets 2000. After visiting cirque de cheville, the boys decide they want to start their own circus. As fate would have it, grandpa marsh plows the quintuplets grandma into death's arms and now they have there Act. Kenny's singing abilities isn't up to the liking of Stan, Kyle & Cartman, So kenny sets off on a musical journey that sends him into Romania SuperStardom. The guys also break down "What Did Kenny", Trivia, Pop Culture, and our favorite moments. Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays!!!

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Dec 23, 202057:10
Suck My Balls #54 - S4E3 Timmy 2000 - Guest Kaptain Keef

Suck My Balls #54 - S4E3 Timmy 2000 - Guest Kaptain Keef

The boys are back for another edition of Suck My Balls and there not alone. Joining them this week is Twitch Streamer, Kaptain Keef. This week we get the true introduction and backstory on Timmy!. That's right, Timmy has officially joined the boys in the class, but things don't start well for him. Mr. Garrison and the teachers think Timmy has ADD, which leads the rest of the children in town to take advantage of this. Skylar, Shelly's ex boyfriend returns and this time he's getting ready for Lollapalooza, but there band The Lords of The Underworld is missing something....a singer. So Timmy joins up with them and they become an overnight success. How does the town react? Will you be inside Phil Collins? The guys also talk about there experiences with medication, ,treatments, & stigma of words . We also have Trivia, Pop Culture, What Did Kenny Say & More. 

So download this podcast or will pop you in the mouth.

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Dec 16, 202001:15:32
Suck My Balls #53 - S4E2 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 - Cartman Goes To Juvie! & PickMe.
Dec 09, 202001:24:28
Suck My Balls #52 - S4E1 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 - This Pod is Totally Tits!

Suck My Balls #52 - S4E1 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 - This Pod is Totally Tits!

Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. After stuffing their faces on thanksgiving, they get back into gear, as they review Tooth Fairy Tats 2000, The Season 4 premier. The guys start the episode by catching up on their thanksgiving experiences as well as Matt recounts his tale of victory as he played Super Mario World that day. We then jump into the review. Cartman is stunned to find out he received more money for his tooth when he placed it under his pillow. With the boys help, they all  devise a sting operation to raise funds for a SEGA DREAMCAST. However our favorite characters are met with adversity from another Tooth Mob Crime Syndicate, The ADA and a ChickenSquirl? Also this is the first episode we see the introduction of the Cult Classic Character TIMMAY!!!

The guys also talk about their experiences with the Sega Dreamcast, losing teeth as a child, parents lying to kids about holiday fables and more. Of course we end the episode with Trivia, Pop Culture, What we liked about this episode and "What Did Kenny Say"


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Dec 02, 202001:22:13
Suck My Balls #51 - S3E17 World Wide Recorder Concert - "You Kiss Like My Dad"

Suck My Balls #51 - S3E17 World Wide Recorder Concert - "You Kiss Like My Dad"

Scoop, Joe & Matt are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode the guys talk about the Season 3 finale. The boys are off to Arkansas for the first ever world wide recorder concert. Mr. Garrison has a hard time with this trip because he's from Arkansas. This episode deals with molestation, and in this case, Mr. Garrison wanted it and never got it. Cartman and Kenny work on discovering the octave for the "Brown Note". The NY kids call the boys "Queefs' and now there looking to get revenge. Of course we have "What Did Kenny Say" Trivia, Pop Culture and our top likes and dislikes. So download the pod and hit play, or you will crap your pants

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Nov 25, 202001:12:54
Suck My Balls #50 -S3E16 Are You There God? Its Me Jesus - "You're A Man With Titties"

Suck My Balls #50 -S3E16 Are You There God? Its Me Jesus - "You're A Man With Titties"

Scoop, Joe & Matt are back for a double dose of Suck My Balls this week. On this episode we review the Y2K craze on "Are You There God? Its me Jesus" The guys talk about religion, getting left out of group, are "periods' funny? Also triva, pop culture, "What Did Kenny Say" and more. So get your questions in now, otherwise wait 2000 years to ask again.

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Nov 18, 202001:24:30
Suck My Balls #49 - S3E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - "Merry F**king Christmas"

Suck My Balls #49 - S3E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - "Merry F**king Christmas"

Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this week's edition the boys review the Xmas classic. This episode is made up of purely Christmas songs. The guys give their thoughts on some of the Christmas songs, and which ones are their favorite. There's not too much to dissect here. So listen now, or on Christmas. If you don't like it you can just suck our "Tiny Little Balls".

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Nov 16, 202047:16
Suck My Balls #48 - S3E14 Red Badge of Gayness - "I hate you so very, very much"

Suck My Balls #48 - S3E14 Red Badge of Gayness - "I hate you so very, very much"

Matt, Scoop & Joe return for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode they review what they feel is the last good episode in season 3. "The Red Badge of Gayness". Along with "What Did Kenny Say",  Pop Culture, Trivia, & our top moments. So download the episode and  will make sure you get plenty of pillaging, women or men.  

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Nov 11, 202051:56
Suck My Balls #47 - S3E13 "Starvin Marvin In Space"- Guest Host Andrew Bello

Suck My Balls #47 - S3E13 "Starvin Marvin In Space"- Guest Host Andrew Bello

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week Joe is off working for DCW with Vince Russo, but they're not alone. MSG called in the man who reviews Raw for the Marktards, Marklars & lover of Clark Bars...The Andrew Bello. In this episode Starvin Marvin Returns and he's on the hunt for a new home after Marklars crash landed on Earth. We get into Marklar Food Foundations. Asking Money from Marklars. Interstellar Marklar Wormholes, Marklar Language, Marklar Religions and more. Of course we have "What Did Kenny Say" Trivia, Pop Culture, Top Moments & More. So Download this podcast or the Marklars will come after you. 


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Nov 04, 202001:22:46
Suck My Balls #46 - S3E12 "Hooked On Monkey Phonics" "You're Dam Strait He Did"

Suck My Balls #46 - S3E12 "Hooked On Monkey Phonics" "You're Dam Strait He Did"

The South Park Trio Review crew is back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this weeks review we tackle "Hooked on Monkey Phonics". Our 4 main characters have to deal with some life lessons in this episode as two homeschool children join in on the annual spelling bee. Kyle develops his first Crush. Mark the homeschool kid learns what it's like to socialize with normal kids. Cartman gets a Phonics Monkey to help him spell, but ends up transferring to home school. We also talk about Hooked on Phonics, spelling bees, getting your crush to notice you & Dio. We end every episode with Trivia, Pop Culture, Top Moments & "What Did Kenny Say". So pick up the phone and dial 1-800-MY-BALLS and will supply you with all the tools to enjoy South Park. 

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Oct 28, 202001:15:40
Suck My Balls #45 - S3E11 "Chinpokomon" YOU GOT TO DOWNLOAD, YOU GOT TO DOWNLOAD....SUCK MY BALLS!!!

Suck My Balls #45 - S3E11 "Chinpokomon" YOU GOT TO DOWNLOAD, YOU GOT TO DOWNLOAD....SUCK MY BALLS!!!

Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another review of the greatest adult animated cartoon ever, #SouthPark. On this weeks show they review one of their favorite episodes "Chinpokomon" from Season 3. The Trio is not alone though. Joining them this week is Matt & Ian's friend Winnin Rome. aka Rome, aka Gerard Dela Cruz. Mr.GDC has a vast experience is the game Pokémon. So much so he was a finalist in the 2016 Pokémon world championship. The guys break down the episode and also go off on some tangents.

On this episode they talk about:

-There first experiences with Pokémon

-Keeping up with fads

-Collecting

-Mob Mentality

-Sexual Exploration & more

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Oct 21, 202001:31:05
Suck My Balls #44 - S3E10 "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"

Suck My Balls #44 - S3E10 "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"

Its time for a Mashup...A Monster Mashup. Joe & Matt are here to dish out a sweet review on South Park's Halloween Scooby Doo Tribute. Season 3 Episode 10 "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery". That's right as a nod to the classic Hanna Barbera cartoons, South Park introduces the band "Korn' as they head to town to play for the 2nd Annual Halloween Haunt Fest. The 5th graders have antagonized the boys, more specifically Stan for the last time and "digs" up a plan to get them back. Ghost Pirates are attacking the town and we get a lesson on Necrophilia. Matt & Joe also talk about the big book of toys, digging up dead bodies, Hanna Barbera cartoons, Christmas songs and more. We wrapped up the episode with "What Did Kenny Say", Pop Culture, Trivia & our top likes/dislikes. So if you see a flying alien chicken from outer space, let Cartman know. F**K Nibblet. 

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Oct 14, 202001:09:17
Suck My Balls #43 - S3E9 Jewbilee - "Aww Kenny's Not Special?

Suck My Balls #43 - S3E9 Jewbilee - "Aww Kenny's Not Special?

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Our third man in the booth Joe was busy preparing for a wrestling show on PPV. But never fear as the guys are here to tell you about the conclusion of the meteor shower trilogy. In the final episode of this story arc, Kyle and Kenny attend Jewbilee Camp. The Elders of Judaism deal with a radical new secular of the religion. Ike has to attend Squirts to learn how to be a good Jew. Moses makes his debut and wants arts and crafts.  We stayed on topic throughout this episode as this is a huge "What Did Kenny Say" , Trivia, Pop Culture and more! So don't worry, even if you aren't Jewish you can attend this camp.

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Oct 07, 202053:52
Suck My Balls #42 - S3E8 Two Guy's Naked In A Hot Tub - "Okay I'll Start"

Suck My Balls #42 - S3E8 Two Guy's Naked In A Hot Tub - "Okay I'll Start"

It's time for another edition of Suck My Balls. We continue on the 2nd episode of the "Meteor Shower Trilogy" in "Two Guy's Naked In A Hot Tub". On this episode Stan is forced to hang out with the Melvin's during the meteor shower party. Butters is introduced and he's the leader of the Melvin's. Were we melvins in high school? Randy & Gerald decide to experiment with each other in the hot tub. Would you go skinny dipping with your best friend. While all this is going on The ATF thinks there is cult party going on and they plan to blow it up....just like WACO. A full recap, trivia, pop culture and our top likes rounds out this episode. So are you gonna be our bosely? Don't worry we kept our clothes on for this recording.

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Sep 30, 202059:04
Suck My Balls #41 - S3E7 "Cat Orgy" "Wild, Wild, West"

Suck My Balls #41 - S3E7 "Cat Orgy" "Wild, Wild, West"

Were back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our new co-host was on the road for work, but never fear the OG's are here. Ian & Matt breakdown there thoughts on beginning of the Meteor Shower Trilogy. Episodes 7-9 all take place on the same night, with all the boys having different experiences. In this episode Cartman is being babysat by Stan's Sister Shelly. We go over our top scenes. Our top likes and more. Scoop aka Ian is hot this week when it comes to Netflix and how society is right now. No seriously Scoop goes off in what were calling it "Scoop's Moment of the Week". Kenny didn't appear in this episode so there was no "What Did Kenny Say". 


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Sep 24, 202001:10:20
Suck My Balls #40 - S3E6 Sexual Harassment Panda - "Sue Their Ass with Kyle's Dad"

Suck My Balls #40 - S3E6 Sexual Harassment Panda - "Sue Their Ass with Kyle's Dad"

Were back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this week's episode, we review Sexual Harassment Panda. Joe Vernola becomes our official third host. We talk about our favorite scenes, trivia, pop culture,"What Did Kenny Say" & More. Don't Play this with while your trying to get with your lady friend, or we may just come up from behind you and tickle you in the balls

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Sep 16, 202001:10:54
Suck My Balls #39 - Bigger, Longer Uncut Pt 2. Guest Host Joe Vernola!

Suck My Balls #39 - Bigger, Longer Uncut Pt 2. Guest Host Joe Vernola!

Matt, Scoop and their buddy Joe are back to finish up the review on this fantastic movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut!"

They pick up right after the boys created La Resistance to save Terrance & Phillip. Scoop & Ian discuss there time in the military as it relates to going to war, racism, homosexuality and how the military in this movie was a reflection of our country at that time. The guys also listen and talk about all there favorite songs in this movie. Finally they tie up loose ends with Pop Culture, Trivia, Controversy & "What Did Kenny Say" . So hit play, cause everything is super when your gay.

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Sep 09, 202001:30:59
Suck My Balls #38 - Bigger, Longer, & Uncut - Part 1 - Guest Joe Vernola

Suck My Balls #38 - Bigger, Longer, & Uncut - Part 1 - Guest Joe Vernola

After 37 podcasts, it all leads to this, The South Park Movie. Sandwiched between episodes during season 3, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, produce one of the greatest musicals ever created. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. In part 1 one of this 2 part podcast review, Matt & Ian are joined by returning guest Joe Vernola. The guys go through the movie and discuss the different plot points established, how event's in the movie relate to their own personal experiences and tons more. 

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Sep 02, 202001:29:01
Suck My Balls #37 - S3E5 Tweek vs Craig - "Don't Screw Around, You Screw Around Too Much" -

Suck My Balls #37 - S3E5 Tweek vs Craig - "Don't Screw Around, You Screw Around Too Much" -

Suck My Balls #37 - S3E5 Tweek vs Craig - "Don't Screw Around, You Screw Around Too Much" -

We're back for another edition of Suck My Balls. As we inch closer to the South Park movie, we review one of Scoops all time favorites "Tweek vs Craig". The guys start off this episode by chatting about the new Tony Hawk Demo and when was the last time they played a demo beforehand. The guys then get into breaking down this episode. Mr Adler, the shop teacher, is having an emotional breakdown due to the death of his wife. Eric, Kyle & Stan have instigated a fight between Tweek & Craig. The guys also talk about smoking cigarettes in the past, women learning home ec, trade schools & more. We also run down "What Did Kenny Say?", Trivia, Pop Culture & our top likes. We ran out of nicorette gum, so look out for us on the jigsaw! -

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Aug 19, 202001:00:51
Suck My Balls #36 - S3E4 Jakovasaurs - "What Color is Blue?"

Suck My Balls #36 - S3E4 Jakovasaurs - "What Color is Blue?"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they breakdown Jakovasaurs. Scoop & Matt have differing opinions on this episode. Cartman shows humility in this episode and is granted authority. Everyone in the town hates Jakovasaurs.  Join them as they break down the episodes slong with What Did Kenny Say, Pop Culture, Trivia & our top likes/dislikes. So if you have to take a shit in the woods let us know about all the rules. 


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Aug 12, 202001:01:18
Suck My Balls #35 - S3E3 Succubus - " I need about tree-fifty"

Suck My Balls #35 - S3E3 Succubus - " I need about tree-fifty"

Matt & Scoop are back! After recording in person last week in AZ, the guys are back to their normal routine. This week they revisit a cult classic "Succubus". Chef is hypnotized by "poon tang" and the boys will stop at nothing to prove she is a demon from hell. Cartman has his own problems at the optometrist, and Mr. Garrison acknowledges his sexual identity with Mr. Hat. The guys share some stories on doctors visits and friends who date succubus. So don't give any money to the LochNess Monster, cause he will just keep coming back and ask for more.


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Aug 06, 202001:07:50
Suck My Balls #34 - S3E2 Spontaneous Combustion - "We Love You Randy, Make Love to Me Randy Please"

Suck My Balls #34 - S3E2 Spontaneous Combustion - "We Love You Randy, Make Love to Me Randy Please"

We're back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the guys record in person. Matt headed down to AZ for vacation and Scoop recorded an episode together. The guys talk about topics related to this episode such as; Getting an erection as a kid, Global Warming aka Cow Farts, & Jesus. Also on this podcast "What Did Kenny Say" and a Full recap of the south park episode. Its recommended via "The Breaking Wind Theory" to hold in your farts, but we're telling you to blast off. 


Jul 29, 202001:00:02
Suck My Balls #33 - S3E1 Rainforest Shmainforest - "This Place Smells Like Ass"

Suck My Balls #33 - S3E1 Rainforest Shmainforest - "This Place Smells Like Ass"

2 Seasons down 21+ to go! Were back for another edition of Suck My Balls! This week we start reviewing Season 3 and boy is this one of our favorites. "Rainforest Shmainforest" features guest star Jennifer Aniston as the Choir teacher along with the boys are off too save the rain-forest and "Get Gay With Kids". On this episode Matt & Scoop breakdown the full episode. The guys also discuss, first loves, parents shipping us off to get alone time, & people blindly joining activist groups. The guys also discuss how this episode has a bit of controversy in Brazil, "What Did Kenny Say" & More. So why don't you go ahead and take a picture, okay....CLICK!!!


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Jul 22, 202001:09:07
Suck My Balls #32 - S2E18 PreHistoric Ice Man - "His Name is Gorak! No It's Steve!"

Suck My Balls #32 - S2E18 PreHistoric Ice Man - "His Name is Gorak! No It's Steve!"

The guys are back for another edition of #SuckMyBalls. This week Matt & Scoop are joined once again by Joe Vernola to review the season finale of season 2. The guys talk about voting for local politicians, giving up our privacy for free internet access, technology in rural areas, driving through Wyoming and Eddie Bauer. The guys also give a full recap on the episode, "What Did Kenny Say?", trivia, pop culture and more. As we wrap up episode 32 and the second season of South Park, we just wanna thank you for downloading and supporting our show.


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Jul 15, 202001:30:19
Suck My Balls #31 - S2E17 Gnomes - "This Guy Sucks Ass"

Suck My Balls #31 - S2E17 Gnomes - "This Guy Sucks Ass"

It's time for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week Matt is on location. Matt travels to his friend Darren's House aka D-Train 3000 to review Season 2 Episode 17 "Gnomes". One of Darren's co-workers Kyle just happened to be around so he joined us. Matt and the guys discuss the mob mentality of blind voting, capitalism, & coffee."What Did Kenny Say",a full recap of the episode, underlying tones, trivia and more. So lock up your underpants, before the gnomes strike, they're trying to collect all your underpants and create profit. 


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Jul 08, 202057:01
Suck My Balls #30 - S2E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson - "Behold! Here's Your False Prophet"

Suck My Balls #30 - S2E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson - "Behold! Here's Your False Prophet"

Its Christmas In July! Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they review the classic Christmas Episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson". They talk about if their parents would've drove 9 hours one way to bring them home, have they ever ran away from home, Mr. Hankey the fake piece of poo, a full recap of the episode, "What Did Kenny Say" & More. So hit play on this podcast and listen to all the action

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Jul 01, 202057:53
Suck My Balls #29 - S2E14 SpookyFisth - This Pod is Hella Awesome!

Suck My Balls #29 - S2E14 SpookyFisth - This Pod is Hella Awesome!

We are back for another South Park Review! On this weeks Suck My Balls, Stan gets a pretty stupid gift from Sharon's family member "Aunt Flow". Its a deadly "Spookyfish". The Indian Burial ground as a new pet store and its causing a ruckus at Stan's house. The guys discuss aunt flo and the period comparison. Jimmy Crack Corn and its a racist song. The phrase hella, alternate universes, "What Did Kenny Say" & more. So go ahead and dig up this podcast, take a piss on it and then rebury it in the backyard.


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Jun 24, 202001:07:49
Suck My Balls #28 - S2E14 "Chef-Aid" - I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!

Suck My Balls #28 - S2E14 "Chef-Aid" - I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!

Its time for another edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review. On this episode Matt & Scoop review and relive Season 2 Episode 14 "Chef Aid". Chef created the orignal song' Stanky Briches" and all he wants is to be recognized. However, the villain of this story Mr. Executive has other plans. We talk about Jesse Jackson and the "Chewbacka Defense", Mr. Garrison having a mental breakdown, Suing for Copright material. Is Gerarld a "CuckHold". Who the heck is the band "Ween". What Did Kenny Say & More.


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Jun 17, 202053:08
Suck My Balls #27 - S2E13 CowDays - "Sucky Sucky $5 Dollars"

Suck My Balls #27 - S2E13 CowDays - "Sucky Sucky $5 Dollars"

Congratulations, You just won "What The Hell Was That" and as your reward you get to head to South Park Colorado for their 14th annual "CowDays Festival" That's right guys & gals were back for another edition of Suck My Balls. We breakdown and review Season 2 Episode 13 "CowDays". Joining MSG this week is Joe Vernola. Scoop went off to the travel the world, but assured me he will be back next week. We talk about crappy carnivals, amusement park rides, cheap prizes, prostitution, "What Did Kenny Say" and more!

So saddle up, cause we got a bull to ride! 


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Jun 10, 202001:21:40
Suck My Balls #26 - S2E12 Clubhouses - Where is Scoop? "Fine...That's Fine!"

Suck My Balls #26 - S2E12 Clubhouses - Where is Scoop? "Fine...That's Fine!"

It's time for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our favorite boys are at odds. Stan & Kyle build a clubhouse and dont let Cartman and Kenny participate. So Cartman and Kenny build their own. Also...Where is Ian aka Scoop? Don't worry Scoop is alright, but Matt reviews this episode by himself. 

He gives a full breakdown of the episode, his favorite moments, triva, "What Did Kenny Say?" and more.

So hit play and laugh those blues away. No seriously hit play, otherwise I'm just laughing bymyself. So which one is it? Truth or Dare?


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Jun 03, 202001:00:52
Suck My Balls #25 - S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods - Special Guest Joe Vernola

Suck My Balls #25 - S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods - Special Guest Joe Vernola

Its time for another edition of Suck My Balls! This week on our 25th episode we have a special guest, Joe Vernola. We start off the show with a quick introduction on Joe and a little video game talk. We then jump into a full recap of the episode. 

The boys are off on a field trip to the planetarium, while cartman attends tryouts to be a spokesperson for cheesy poofs. Brainwashing takes over and Cartman has to save the day. 

The guy weave in and out of the recap with conversations on, the planetarium, school field trips, teachers mailing it in during class, auditioning for television, what did kenny say and more. 

We don't have a rare bone disease, so we can say the word "Planetarium".

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May 27, 202001:22:54
Suck My Balls #24 - S2E10 Chickenpox - "In The Ghetto....In The Ghetto!!"

Suck My Balls #24 - S2E10 Chickenpox - "In The Ghetto....In The Ghetto!!"

After a great recap last week, the guys are back for another banger. "Chickenpox" On this episode our favorite 3rd graders, come down with Chickenpox, and its not of natural causes. The guys discuss the deception the parents took to have a chickenpox party, the video game console Colecovision, Stuart McCormick. Ukie Mouth, the parents getting herpies, "What did Kenny Say" & more. So try and swallow down this podcast while saying Suck My Balls at the same time!


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May 20, 202001:06:57
Suck My Balls #23 - S2E9 Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls - "...gay cowboys eating pudding"

Suck My Balls #23 - S2E9 Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls - "...gay cowboys eating pudding"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review. On This episode The Sun-dance Film festival invades South Park. How does the town react? We discuss the Hollywood elitist who believe they are above the law. The effects of smaller towns growing but not upgrading their infrastructure. Mr Hankey's Fantasia parody, our dislike for Disney programming, "What Did Kenny Say" and more. So if "The wife got you down? Boss is making you angry? Kids yelling at you? Well, Fudge'Em! Put some salty chocolate balls into your mouth and enjoy our latest review. 

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May 13, 202001:10:59
Suck My Balls #22 - S2E8 Summer Sucks - “Your parents are dead? God damn, you suck, Pip!”

Suck My Balls #22 - S2E8 Summer Sucks - “Your parents are dead? God damn, you suck, Pip!”

Matt & Scoop are back for a double dose of "Suck My Balls" this week. We didn't like the "Flashback" episode so we wanted to review the next episode and this one is a good one. Its season 2 episode 8 "Summer Sucks". In this episode the boys are looking for things to keep them preoccupied with school out but Fireworks have been banned! Mr.Garrison loses Mr.Hat, and his life is spiraling out of control. We dissect the first real acknowledgment of Mr.Garrison's Sexuality. The Worlds Biggest Snake! As well as "What did Kenny say" and more! So crack up open a cold one and enjoy some of this "Creamy Goodness" 

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May 08, 202050:06
Suck My Balls #21 - S2E7 City On The Edge of Forever - "Now That's What I Call A Sticky Situation"

Suck My Balls #21 - S2E7 City On The Edge of Forever - "Now That's What I Call A Sticky Situation"

We Hope you like flashback episodes because we certainly don't. That's right guys and gals, its time for another Edition of "Suck My Balls". This week we review Season 2 Episode 7 "City On The Edge Forever".  “City On The Edge Of Forever” satirizes the most pathetically desperate and half-assed of all episodic TV devices: the clip show! We also discuss Miss Crabtree's story-line that was all a dream as well as the flashback's itself. This episode is a real bonanza of meaningless celebrity voice cameos. So pull out that classic song "We Are The World" and lets find the boys.


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May 06, 202034:30
Suck My Balls #20 - S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Suck My Balls #20 - S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

The 20th Episode! The guys are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they review South Park Season 2 Episode 6 "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. Ned and Jimbo are locked in a bitter ratings war against Jesus and Pals and the boys are right in the middle of it. The guys discuss "Thinning the numbers" aka Pussy Law #4 and if killing animals to prevent endangerment is wrong. They get into the trolls in the Jesus and Pals audience and how trolling is prevalent in 2020. They discuss Vietnam and how this episode makes it look like they had an amusement park over there. Loophole abuse, terrifying pet store rats,foreshadowing the South Park movie and more. So don't stare too long on the play button, it might put you in a catatonic state. And remember "Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson!"

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Apr 29, 202001:12:28
Suck My Balls #19 - S2E5 Conjoined Fetus Lady - "What are you pissed off about today?"

Suck My Balls #19 - S2E5 Conjoined Fetus Lady - "What are you pissed off about today?"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they breakdown that dead fetus hanging off the side of Nurse Gollum's Head. That's right is Season 2 Episode 5 "Conjoined Fetus Lady". The guys talk about sheltering others with disestablishes, the excessive sports coach, making fun of others or foreigners and more. They list off the top moments they liked and disliked and more. So get some cream for that burn you got on your ass from all this quarantine time and get on your feat and huck a ball at someone. 


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Apr 22, 202058:17
Suck My Balls #18 - S2E4 Chicken Lover - "You Will Respect My Authoritah"

Suck My Balls #18 - S2E4 Chicken Lover - "You Will Respect My Authoritah"

Matt and Scoop are back for another action packed edition of Suck My Balls and this one is a good one folks. They review one of their top episodes of all time "Chicken Lover". However this week, they are not alone. They are joined by Greg Naugle from The Rat Salad Review Show. This is one of Greg's favorite episodes and it shows, as he is knowledgeable on this episode from beginning to end. The guys break down all the one liner's and historical outtakes and witness the rise of one of Cartman's historic moments in South Park History. So relive one of the most historic episodes in South Park History. Remember all we can do is get by, one day at a time.

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Apr 15, 202001:19:56
Suck My Balls #17 - S2E3 " Ike's Wee Wee" - "Do we know you? No I just never miss a briss"

Suck My Balls #17 - S2E3 " Ike's Wee Wee" - "Do we know you? No I just never miss a briss"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this weeks episode they breakdown Season 2 Episode 3 "Ike's Wee Wee". This podcast may be disgusting or uncomfertable as we do talk about circumsion and the male anatomy, listerner discreation advised. The guys also talk about Cannabis and how the town is against it. Canada characters, public reaction, our top moments we liked and disliked and so much more. Does this make Scoops Top 20? Why do the boys call it a firemen? Kick back, relax, forget about your troubles and come on down for a south park review. 

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Apr 09, 202001:10:11
Suck My Balls #16 - S2E2- Cartman's Mom is A Still A Dirty Slut - "Oh my God! They killed Mephesto!"

Suck My Balls #16 - S2E2- Cartman's Mom is A Still A Dirty Slut - "Oh my God! They killed Mephesto!"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review. After dropping "Not without my anus" on April Fools, the guys felt it was only fitting to review another episode of South Park to truly get the season 2 review under way. On this review they go over the shocking conclusion of who is Eric Cartman's father. Season 2 Episode 2 "Cartman's Mom is still a Dirty Slut". The guys talk about the underlying messages of Cannibalism & Abortion, Public Reception, a full episode synposis and their top moments they liked and disliked. So "Come Sail away" with us, we promise will finish the song.

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Apr 03, 202057:59
Suck My Balls #15 - S2E1 - "Not Without My Anus" - APRIL FOOLS!

Suck My Balls #15 - S2E1 - "Not Without My Anus" - APRIL FOOLS!

Ha Ha, April Fools! Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls! On this episode, the guys discuss one of the most notorious television pranks South Park has ever played on their viewers, "Not Without My Anus" a Terrance and Phillip special.The episode was an elaborate April Fools' Day prank on South Park fans, who were waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father after the cliffhanger ending of the first season finale "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut". Angering viewers, the prank episode resulted in 2,000 e-mail complaints to Comedy Central within a week of the original broadcast

The guys also talk about how Matt & Trey trolled the fans and how fans itself get upset over a animated cartoon. They also talk the conflation of Iran and Iraq. It is a great satire on the ignorance of the Western world. There top moments they liked, and dislked & So Much More!

So Make some Kraft Dinner while you are quarantined and buckle up for season 2 premiere 

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Apr 01, 202038:57
Suck My Balls #14 - S1E13 "Cartmans Mom Is A Dirty Slut" - So who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?

Suck My Balls #14 - S1E13 "Cartmans Mom Is A Dirty Slut" - So who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?

The Season Finale has arrived. Matt & Scoop are back to review one of South Park's most iconic episodes, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut" Season 1 Episode 13. On this episode we get a real glimpse into the character that is "Eric Cartman". From Cartman's upbringing as his mother is a "crack whore", to his self identity problems, Cartman is definitely shown in a more sympathetic light. The guys also talk about Bob Sagat & video recording others in a public setting. Does this make Scoops Top 20? What did the guys think of Season 1 as a whole? I wouldn't mind gettin' ahold Ms. Cartman's cookies,Mm, that's a good cookie!

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Mar 25, 202001:01:40
Suck My Balls #13 - S1E12 Mecha-Streisand - "Damn Your Cold Blooded Heart"

Suck My Balls #13 - S1E12 Mecha-Streisand - "Damn Your Cold Blooded Heart"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review. On this episode they review Season 1 Episode 12 Mecha-Streisand. The shows starts with an awesome cover track of the song "Lets Fighting Love" by Andrew Soto.You can visit the video/youtube page below. 

The guys dive in on the game "Roshambo" and if they ever played it as a kid. They reminiscence if Comedy Central ever aired a lot of South Park commercials. Did you ever build a snowman? Matt and Scoop have different experiences with snow. Who the f*ck is Barbara Streisand and why did people like her? Also our thoughts on "The Cure". Of course while all these topics are examined the guys break down this cult classic in detail. Does this episode make Scoop's Top 20? Download Now!!!


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Mar 19, 202001:01:32
Suck My Balls #12 - S1E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty - Don't Mess with the Hoff!

Suck My Balls #12 - S1E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty - Don't Mess with the Hoff!

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode they review the cult classic Tom's Rhinoplasty from Season 1 Episode 11. The guys compare their experiences with attractive teachers, plastic surgery, jealousy and "Contact" is still regarded as a bad movie. So shadow dance with us on this episode of South Park. Cause there is no substitute for you.

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Mar 11, 202056:30
Suck My Balls #11 - S1E10 "Damien" - "Now that is man who has eaten a lot of beef"

Suck My Balls #11 - S1E10 "Damien" - "Now that is man who has eaten a lot of beef"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review. On this week's episode we discuss and review Season 1 Episode 10 Damien. The Battle that has been in the making for centuries, Jesus vs Satan. We also talk about extorting loved ones for gifts and not getting want you want. Hazing or bullying others to fit in. Blurring pop culture with religion and so much more. So don't get pissed and turn someone into Duck Billed Platypus. Rectus...Dominus...CHEESY POOFS!


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Mar 04, 202001:01:47
Suck My Balls #10 - S1E9 - Mr. Hankey - "You're Really Reaching Here Kyle"
Feb 26, 202001:15:08
Suck My Balls #9 - S1E8 - Starvin Marvin - “Hey Mom, We Found A Ethernopian, Can We Keep Him?”

Suck My Balls #9 - S1E8 - Starvin Marvin - “Hey Mom, We Found A Ethernopian, Can We Keep Him?”

It's time for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this week's episode Ian aka Scoop is absent as he is spending time with his family. So after Matt appeared on HTM Tech last week to talk South Park video games, he invited "Dirty" Joe Morin on to review an episode of South Park with him. They break down Season 1 Episode 8 "Starvin Marvin", one of South Park's Cult Classic episodes. They also talk:

- Dana Schwarts Tweets that South Park had a negative effect on young boys.

- Monetizing Emotions for Charities

- Joe wasn't a good UNICEF salesman

- B.O. & Patchouli

- Politicians not listening to there constituents 

- Wasting Food in America

Its the first ever Thanksgiving episode. They can take our lives, but they can never take away our freedom. Gobble Gobble.

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Feb 19, 202001:33:18
Suck My Balls #8 - S1E7 PinkEye - "Your Mom's On The Cover of CrackWhore Magazine!"

Suck My Balls #8 - S1E7 PinkEye - "Your Mom's On The Cover of CrackWhore Magazine!"

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode they review the cult classic PinkEye. Matt and Scoop break down the prejudice & racial undertones of Cartmans Hitler & Klansman costume. They talk about how the medical industry only views humans as a way to increase their bottom line. WE also CALLED The Worcestershire Sauce hotline, and its a real #. ZOMBIES! Its the first ever Halloween Episode and Kenny has turned the whole town into zombies, what will the boys do when all they want is some candy. Tune in to hear how it all breaks down.


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Feb 12, 202001:35:01
Suck My Balls #7 - S1E6 Death - “Hey Billy wanna make a $1″

Suck My Balls #7 - S1E6 Death - “Hey Billy wanna make a $1″

Matt and Scoop are Back for another Edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode the guys review S1E6 "Death". The guys dissect this episode in detail. They talk about Euthanasia, parents using TV to teach their children, censorship, & toilet humor. This one is our longest pod yet. So pucker that butt hole and try not to shit your pants.

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Feb 04, 202001:25:41
Suck My Balls #6 - S1E5 An Elephant Makes Love to Pig

Suck My Balls #6 - S1E5 An Elephant Makes Love to Pig

Matt and Scoop are back for another Edition of Suck My Balls. On this episode the guys review S1E5 "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig". The guys share some personal stories pertaining to the underlying jokes from this cult classic. Dealing with sibling rivalries and self image. School ground fights with girls. Getting someone drunk to have sex & the dangers of genetic engineering.


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Jan 29, 202001:21:60