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Super Mega Geek

By Super Mega Geek

What would an R-Rated E.T. film look like? Is Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote actually a secret psychopath? If we could travel back in time what cult would you start? These are just some of the serious questions we tackle on the Super Mega Geek Podcast. So, if you like in-depth analysis of films, TV, books and video games, well, this isn't the podcast for you. If however, you like inappropriate jokes, unqualified opinions and a lot of laughs then tune in each episode as three idiots from Scotland discuss pop culture with a careless abandon for actual facts.
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Nobody panic, it's only a pandemic!

Super Mega GeekApr 15, 2020

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Warhammer 40k: In the grim darkness of Scotland...

Warhammer 40k: In the grim darkness of Scotland...

This episode is what happens when a Blood Marine, an Ork and Nurgle sit in front of microphones.

We chat about our own personal history with the world of 40k as well as discuss the exciting news of new tv and movie opportunities. Who will we cast as your favourite characters?


#warhammer #henrycaville #40k #scotland #scottish #funny

Mar 23, 202401:41:30
Let's talk about AI, aye?

Let's talk about AI, aye?

Welcome back to another uninformed chat about tech and geekdom. None of us knows anything about anything but that shouldn't stop you from listening to us. In this episode, we discuss some AI faux pas including rogue Alexa, Musk the idiot/genius and throw Bruce Willis head first into the Hall of Geeks.


#AI #funny #scottish #brucewillis #elonmusk #twitter #skynet #chatgpt

Mar 09, 202401:22:08
How to create a Conspiracy Theory - the idiots guide!

How to create a Conspiracy Theory - the idiots guide!

In this episode, we take a light-hearted (but dark-humoured) look at the world of conspiracy theories.  From Bermuda triangles, lizard people and Denver Airport we consider what makes a decent conspiracy theory and design our own in a fun game that you too can play at home.

Adult content! NSFW!

Nov 18, 202201:10:52
The Aliens are coming. Area 51 electric boogaloo. (Reupload from 2020)

The Aliens are coming. Area 51 electric boogaloo. (Reupload from 2020)

With people ready to attack Area 51 we thought it best to talk tactics which includes sacrificing virgins and World War Z style zombie charges as well as chatting about alien anal probes, fighting aliens, and alien tech.
Nov 10, 202243:38
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Murder Rampages? (and a vicar humps a Henry hoover)

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Murder Rampages? (and a vicar humps a Henry hoover)

In this episode we discuss a vicar in England caught having sex with a Henry hoover, a really angry elephant on a murderous revenge rampage, swapping main characters in films with androids, alternative films cuts and induct a single Spielberg film into the Hall of Geek.

Find us on Twitter at SMG_PODCAST

#androids #elephants #films #spielberg

Sep 02, 202259:06
The really innapropriate episode. We're sorry.

The really innapropriate episode. We're sorry.

This is one of our crudest episodes yet where we find out how dark our humour can be.  Ever wondered about inappropriate cosplay? What Lego sets would they NEVER make?

Please note this episode is for adults only, like all our other episodes but this one especially.  Please note we have had to beep a couple of sections out simply because we want to keep making podcasts.

Find us at https://twitter.com/SMG_PODCAST


Aug 02, 202201:01:55
How to look insane in your local McDonalds

How to look insane in your local McDonalds

Who's in charge if aliens make contact, how condiments can make you look homeless, Danny DeVito as Captain William J. Blazkowicz and more in the latest episode of Super Mega Geek

Jul 12, 202201:15:50
Glasgow Sex Robots and Tom Cruise

Glasgow Sex Robots and Tom Cruise

In this episode we have a deep and meaningful chat about sex robots with Glaswegian accents, sweaty robot fingers, getting shafted by console exclusives and we crack the secret to Tom Cruise.

Jun 29, 202201:17:37
Flat Earthers Around the Globe!

Flat Earthers Around the Globe!

As we delve into our first conspiracy we look at the Flat Earth theory and the flat earthers behind it. Are they just idiots or should we be worried. Spoiler - it's both.

Join us on a very angry, very ranty, but still very funny episode as we find ourselves near despair at the level of idiocy currently floating around the globe. You hear that flat earthers? I SAID GLOBE!

#flatearth 

May 28, 202001:02:39
Nobody panic, it's only a pandemic!

Nobody panic, it's only a pandemic!

3 idiots chat about the pandemic, the best pandemic or virus movies and games, whether we'd rather become sex slaves to apes or have a dinosaur burst out of our behinds...you know, standard conversations.

Recorded back in March, the podcast is now woefully out of date. Enjoy!!

Apr 15, 202001:06:19
2020! The future is here and it's proudly sponsored by SpaffRags

2020! The future is here and it's proudly sponsored by SpaffRags

We're back! 2020 - the year we thought there would be hoverboards, flying cars and cure-all pills is here and to say it's not what we imagined is to put it lightly.  Join us as we chat about all things 2020, what we imagine 2040 will be like and why Keanu Reeves is a god. Plus more nonsense chat from our studio rural Scotland.

Very NSFW...as always!

Feb 18, 202001:37:05
SMG Short: Our choices for best time travel films, TV shows, books and video games

SMG Short: Our choices for best time travel films, TV shows, books and video games

Delve into the murky and filthy minds of the SMG crew for a brief look at what our personal favourite time travel themed films, tv shows and video games.
Nov 13, 201911:36
Back 2 the 80s (part 2) - Bowie's boner, methed up Smurfs, the horrors of being sucked into an arcade game and more

Back 2 the 80s (part 2) - Bowie's boner, methed up Smurfs, the horrors of being sucked into an arcade game and more

Join as we chat about Bowie's prominent junk, grinding up Smurfs into Meth, the terrors of being sucked into an arcade game Tron style, home computer memories before the internet and more in another completely inappropriate filth laden nostalgia fest.
Nov 08, 201901:07:31
SMG Short: Arcade memories nostalgia orgy! (Prelude to Back 2 the 80s Part 2)

SMG Short: Arcade memories nostalgia orgy! (Prelude to Back 2 the 80s Part 2)

As we build up to releasing Back 2 the 80s Part 2 we reminisce about going to the arcades in the 80s and 90s
Nov 05, 201913:14
SMG Short: The Blob! Slime with 720 sexes discovered! Inevitable fall of mankind guaranteed

SMG Short: The Blob! Slime with 720 sexes discovered! Inevitable fall of mankind guaranteed

On this SMG Short we're chatting about the "Blob" - a slime mould with 720 sexes that can heal itself in minutes, has no brains but learns and will inevitably lead to the downfall of mankind.
Nov 01, 201908:32
SMG Short: Porn Wins! How the Digital Economy Act tried and failed to steal our sweet sweet porn!

SMG Short: Porn Wins! How the Digital Economy Act tried and failed to steal our sweet sweet porn!

SMG discuss the news that the UK government's Digital Economy Act aka The Porn Bill has failed.
Oct 18, 201919:17
Back 2 the 80s (Part 1) - R Rated ET, Psychopathic Jessica Fletcher, Shoulder Pads and Cocaine!

Back 2 the 80s (Part 1) - R Rated ET, Psychopathic Jessica Fletcher, Shoulder Pads and Cocaine!

In a world of big hair, big shoulder pads, big action stars, big egos, big coke habits... SMG travel back to the 80s in the first part of our two-parter 80s special
Sep 24, 201901:07:32
Deep Fakes and Robot Genitals! Are we all going to die by the hands of our robot overlords?

Deep Fakes and Robot Genitals! Are we all going to die by the hands of our robot overlords?

There are some extremely important debates happening right now about the future of robots and AI - This podcast isn't one of them.
Sep 08, 201901:07:43
Smashing in the Back Doors of Quantum! Using time travel to start cults and kill our grandparents.

Smashing in the Back Doors of Quantum! Using time travel to start cults and kill our grandparents.

Time travel is complicated. Listen to us blunder our way through time travel based scenarios.
Aug 13, 201901:34:12