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Surprise It’s Twins!

Surprise It’s Twins!

By Kim & Kelley

Surprise its Twins is a series about nothing but it is everything you can relate too.

Kim and Kelley were born to teenage parents in 1979. Their parents went to the hospital thinking they were going to be having one baby and they were shocked when the Doctor said “Surprise its Twins” and their lives have been a roller coaster ever since.
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Surprise Kim is Still Alive

Surprise It’s Twins!Nov 24, 2021

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Surprise Kim is Still Alive

Surprise Kim is Still Alive

Kim and Kelley return for season 3 of Surprise it’s Twins. They’ve heard you listeners and did a big come back episode just for you. They fill us in on all they can in this first episode since last season. It’s a long episode they they said you guys should listen hear and listen there or take it all in, it’s up to you. Be sure to give us a rating on your favorite podcast platform and subscribe so you can get alerts on future episodes.
Nov 24, 202101:47:43
A not-so-Twin Twinoff

A not-so-Twin Twinoff

On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley were challenged to a dual of Twin. Kim’s husband and his sister “identify” and Twins and Kim and Kelley were sick of hearing about it so they pulled in their little brother and sister and hence a Twinoff ensued. Enjoy because it didn’t go as Kim and Kelley planned.
Jun 02, 202139:14
Bad Patient Advocate

Bad Patient Advocate

The ladies took a little break for Kim to recover from surgery. Glad their back and on this weeks episode the ladies give us the full run down of Kim’s surgery and all the antics that entailed. Enjoy their story because only Kim and Kelley can make surgery funny.
May 19, 202136:14
RIP 2 Tits

RIP 2 Tits

This weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins Your host Kim and Kelley talk about their epic April Fools joke on their dad. Kelley talk all about her son’s poor life choices and then they give us an update on Kim’s upcoming surgery. Take a listen and realize your life could be as messy as theirs. Like, subscribe, and share this weeks episode on your favorite podcast platform.
Apr 21, 202143:09
2 Birds, 1 Bird = 6 Birds

2 Birds, 1 Bird = 6 Birds

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your host Kim and Kelley talk about Kim’s new bird and Tictok obsession. Kelley realizes that maybe life isn’t a giant Yelp review and maybe people don’t care about all of her opinions. They also dig into why their kids will need therapy and why Kim’s antidepressant medication is making her The Hulk. Enjoy and be sure to like, subscribe, and share the show on your favorite podcast platform.
Mar 31, 202141:41
Shih tzu Contract

Shih tzu Contract

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley talk about Kim’s trip to the DMV and all those shenanigans that unraveled into a teenagers worst nightmare. Kelley talks about teenagers vaping and her youngest going for a joy-ride around the neighborhood. Listen and enjoy.
Mar 17, 202139:51
Last Round of Chemo

Last Round of Chemo

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley talk about the mixed emotions on Kim’s last round of Chemo. They are both with mixed emotions as they finalize this 1st chapter in the chemo book. They talk about some sunburn memories and past beach trips and laugh about how mean Lim is to her husband. Thanks for listening and be sure to Like, Subscribe, and Rate the show.
Mar 03, 202142:15
Girls Trip

Girls Trip

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley talk about their recent trips and Kim talks about how she has been shaking the blues. Sit back and take a listen. Be sure to rate the podcast on your podcast platform.
Feb 17, 202147:05
Use a Doggy Gate

Use a Doggy Gate

On this week’s episode Kim and Kelley talk about Kelley’s COVID vaccine and her low tolerance for pain. Kim discusses how the doctor gives her options and she wants them to just tell her what to do because she is just a real estate agent. Kelley gives her life lesson and Kim talks about the importance of little dog owners having gates in your house when it snows.
Feb 03, 202140:17
My Sister, My Person

My Sister, My Person

This weeks episode your hosts Kim and Kelley talk about how Kim never cuts her lights on outside her house. How Kim and Kelley are dealing with The Cancer. Kim goes on a rant about cancer in random movies. Sit back, relax, and listen.
Jan 20, 202135:59
Surprise it’s Cancer

Surprise it’s Cancer

On season this 2 series premier episode Kim and Kelley get you guys all caught up on how their 2020 wrapped up and what’s happening in 2021. Kelley had bed bugs and Kim’s got cancer. They fill us all in on what happened and how she is handling it. Like, Subscribe, and Share so you all can get notified of all their latest episodes. New episodes in Season 2 will come out every-other-Wednesday at 8am. Thanks for listening and glad to have you guys back.
Jan 06, 202153:38
Just another day in Quarantine

Just another day in Quarantine

Your hosts Kim and Kelley invite you to listen to another episode of Surprise it’s Twins. Not much going on so the ladies just fill you in on their not so exciting lives. Take a listen and enjoy.
Jun 24, 202029:22
Took the Quarantine to the Beach

Took the Quarantine to the Beach

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your host Kim and Kelley record from the beach house. They have the whole crew stuck in a beach house while it’s rained the entire vacation. Drew, Steve, Emma, Isabelle, and Josh join in and talk about their trials and tribulations from what has turned into a very interesting vacation. Enjoy and may your vacations go better then theirs.
Jun 17, 202031:28
Short and Sweet

Short and Sweet

Another episode of Surprise it’s Twins. On this weeks episode your hosts Kim and Kelley keep it short and sweet. They talk about their upcoming vacation and Kelley’s cheeseburger roll-up. We hope you enjoy your quick drive to the pharmacy because that’s all the time you need to get through today’s episode. Be sure to rate and subscribe to our podcast.
Jun 10, 202012:12
Wiener Hands

Wiener Hands

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hots Kim and Kelley have their friend Tiffany on the show to talk about her sweet twin boys Mason and Noah. They are 4 year old beautiful baby boys full of fun and spunk and keep Tiffany and her husband Dwight on their toes. Enjoy this weeks episode and be sure to like, subscribe and rate our Podcast series on your favorite podcast platform.
Jun 03, 202029:30
Young and Gitty, Old and Bitchy

Young and Gitty, Old and Bitchy

On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley discuss some random things. They enjoyed talking about nothing and hope you enjoy listening to it!
May 27, 202026:01
All the Ladies in the Hizouse

All the Ladies in the Hizouse

On this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley have all the girls on this weeks episode and Little Josh. The girls are all staying at Kelley’s house because of quarantine so we get to know them a little better. The girls are excited to be be in Richmond and we also learn are the girls porn-star names. Good times. Listen and enjoy!
May 20, 202034:42
Double Trouble

Double Trouble

On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twins your host Kim and Kelley have guests that are twins, Ainsley and Mary. Kim and Kelley talk to Ainsley and Mary about what it’s like being a twin. This is a fun episode of the ladies all comparing their lives as twins and Mary and Ainsley feel like they might not be real twins because they never get to do twin studies. Enjoy this weeks episode and be sure to Like, Subscribe, and Rate our show on your favorite podcast platform.
May 13, 202044:31
With this Ring I thee Wed

With this Ring I thee Wed

Hey all you cool Kings and Queens welcome to this weeks episode of Surprise it’s Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley discuss marriage. Kim and her hubby have been married for 18 years with their Star Wars Wedding date of May the 4th. Kim and Kelley give advice on marriage and Kim tries to convince Kelley to stop recycling. Enjoy this weeks episode and be sure to like, subscribe, and rate the show on your favorite podcast platform.
May 06, 202036:52
A little bit of Kim and a little bit of Kelley

A little bit of Kim and a little bit of Kelley

On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twin’s Kim and Kelley have a special guest, Emma, Kim’s daughter. She’s been in quarantine with Kim for over six weeks so she is a little firecracker. Emma discuss her life struggles with having Kim for a mother. She also talks about her who is her favorite aunt. She talks with us about her cousins and how she loves each of them even though biologically none of them are related to her. Enjoy this week’s episode and be sure to Like, Subscribe, and Rate on your favorite podcast platform.
Apr 29, 202030:20
International is more than just pancakes
Apr 22, 202047:41
Moving Day

Moving Day

On this week’s episode of Surprise it Twins your host Kim and Kelley discuss what’s going on with Kelley’s son Noah. She’s pretty sad and shares the details of what’s happening and how Noah is doing. Like on every episode of Surprise it’s Twins Kim and Kelley keep it real this week with how Kelley is feeling with having a kid at a psychiatric facility and the toll it takes on her mental health. Take a listen and maybe it’s something you can relate too or maybe not but it’s all real life.
Apr 15, 202028:08
Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever

Hey all you cool Hotdogs and Hamburgers. On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twins Kim is going a little stir crazy and tells Kelley all about her problems. Kelley is living her best life in quarantine and Kim is being attacked by birds, the neighborhood swingset has began to torment her, and her dogs won’t stop fighting over a stuffed monkey.
Hang in there everybody only 6 more weeks of lock-down and staying home.
Apr 08, 202029:12
Stream during the Quarantine

Stream during the Quarantine

On this week’s episode of Surprise it’s Twins your host Kim and Kelley discuss what they have been streaming in TV while in quarantine. Tiger King is all the talk right now and Kim and Kelley discuss if they love it, hate it, or both. They also tell you some of their other recommendations for what you should be watching while you’ve got some free time on your hands.
Stay safe and healthy all you cool cats and kittens.
Apr 01, 202032:39
Adopt Me

Adopt Me

This is a corona-free zone on this weeks episode of Surprise it Twins. Your hosts Kim and Kelley invite Kelley’s son to be on this weeks episode. He wanted to share his adoption story but clammed up a little bit but warmed right up and did a great job. Enjoy this week’s episode and be sure to rate our show. Stay safe friends.
Mar 25, 202037:12
Corona with a Lime

Corona with a Lime

On this week's episode of Surprise its Twins your hosts Kim and Kelley discuss their quarantine with their families. They talk about what its like on day 2 of the Corona world-wide pandemic. Kim gives advice to keep your social distance carry a broom stick with you at all times. Take a listen to lighten the mood around your house during these strange times. Be sure to subscribe to this podcast so you don't miss any future episodes. Be well our friends and stay safe. 

Mar 18, 202031:21
April Fools Mr. Dudley
Mar 11, 202029:50
Wanna Come to my Birthday Party
Mar 04, 202035:42
Auditions please
Feb 26, 202032:53
I am your Father
Feb 19, 202031:29
#TwinLife
Feb 12, 202029:14
Run Forest Run

Run Forest Run

On today’s episode Kim and Kelley get a little deep and talk about Noah running away from his facility and went missing for 36 hours. Kelley talks about some of the issues they have had with Noah that’s led to Noah needing to be treated at a psychiatric facility. Take a listen and hear all about the trials and tribulations that comes with being an adoptive parent. Enjoy.
Feb 05, 202029:37
Stevie Nubs

Stevie Nubs

On this episode of Surprise it’s Twins Kim and Kelley discuss the accident of Kelley’s husband that resulted in his middle and ring finger getting grinded. They have Stevie Nubs on the episode to discuss the ordeal and they all learned their lesson that tablesaws are dangerous.
Jan 29, 202029:09
Little Bro in the hiz’ouse

Little Bro in the hiz’ouse

Kim and Kelley bring you another episode of Surprise it’s Twin. They have a special guest, their little brother Trae, aka T-Ray, White Chedda, Timmy Ray. The 3 discuss their age difference and how differently they were parented. Trae talks about how he knows he is growing up because he is getting excited about vacuums and furniture. Kim and Trae also give their list of favorite water brands. Be sure to Rate, Like, and Subscribe so you don’t miss any upcoming episodes. Enjoy.
Jan 22, 202031:40
Light-poles and Secret Service

Light-poles and Secret Service

In this week’s episode your hosts Kim and Kelley take their first dive of 2020 into the fishbowl. Light-poles and Secret Service. Kim and Kelley also talk about their special guest for next week and give a shout-out to their Dad for another year of life after is heart attack.
Jan 15, 202028:55
Happy 2020

Happy 2020

Kim and Kelley are back from their 2 week break of filling their bellies with cheese and not knowing what day it is. They set some podcast goals for 2020. Kim and Kelley are launching a line of merch and want to be become international/worldwide superstars. Kim and Kelley discuss the power of The Focus Board and what there’s has done for them and what one can do for you.
Jan 08, 202023:42
Tacky Ornaments and Christmas Traditions

Tacky Ornaments and Christmas Traditions

Kim and Kelley talk about Kelley’s Pinterest fail. They talk about the time their Dad bought their mom a vacuum and their favorite Christmas memories. They talk about their Christmas Eve traditions and what they are getting their kids for Christmas.
Dec 18, 201901:01:26
Fun with Bonny, Patrick and Kari

Fun with Bonny, Patrick and Kari

Your host Kim and Kelley welcome back their special guests from last weeks episode. Listeners will get to know Kim and Kelley more with stories from their great friends.
Kim, Kelley, and Kari get to visit with Bonny and Patrick 2 times a year. On last weeks episode you heard them talk about Thanksgiving and this week you’ll get to hear more about their other visit which is their annual trip to Georgia for 4th of July holiday. Listen and enjoy the laugh.
Rate the show on your favorite podcast platform and be sure to like, subscribe, and share.
Dec 11, 201930:20
Thanksgiving Just Fuck It

Thanksgiving Just Fuck It

Kim and Kelley reflect their post-thanksgiving shenanigans and talk about how their holiday with DudleyNation went down as well as their BlackFriday Super-bowl.
This episode had special guest appearance from Kari, Kim and Kelley’s sister from another Mister and Patrick and Bonny from the Peach State of Georgia join in the fun.
Be sure to rate this episode and others in addition to Subscribe, Like, and Share.
Dec 04, 201931:09
Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

Kim and Kelley discuss their favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. They talk about Thanksgiving of the past and what they are preparing for this year. They also get a little deep with what they are thankful for and wish all of you a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Rate the series on your favorite Podcast platform and be sure to Subscribe, Like, and Share.
Nov 27, 201932:31
Turn the radio up and TM
Nov 20, 201924:53
Bad Hair cuts and boring real estate
Nov 13, 201921:40
Series Premiere

Series Premiere

Surprise its Twins is a series about nothing but it is everything you can relate too.
Kim and Kelley were born to teenage parents in 1979. Their parents went to the hospital thinking they were going to be having one baby and they were shocked when the Doctor said “Surprise its Twins” and their lives have been a roller coaster ever since.

Kim and Kelley are identical twins and part of a large family that puts a comedic spin on absolutely everything in life. They navigate through life with an attitude that if you can’t laugh at something then you are taking it way too seriously.
This series will make you laugh, cry, and roll your eyes. No topic will be off the table and episodes will be filled with profanity and there will be no filters. When you listen you will realize that we are all alike and though we may not all have the same struggles we all have a struggle. Kim and Kelley will be your best friends and you will feel like part of the family.

New episodes will launch each Wednesday at 8am EST and listeners will join Kim and Kelley on their roller coaster ride.
Nov 06, 201921:46