In this week's episode, Lauren and Lindsey spill the honest truth: we've lost our shit and yelled at a tiny, innocent baby before, and so have most other moms we've talked with. We are here to share the funny moments, but we're also here to share the ugly ones. And in this struggle, mama, you're not alone.
Lauren and Lindsey talk about mom shaming and why it's the worst, and you're the worst if you do it.
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Lauren talks about how being a stay at home mom changed her perspective on life, and helped her work with and through her anxiety disorder to become a more optimistic and adventurous person. This is your encouragement this week to chase your dreams, and your reminder that you are beautiful, worthy, and so capable. Go get 'em, mama bears. xoxo. L
Lauren and her husband Seth talk about dad life, how it differs from mom life, and how it differs from pre-baby life.
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Fabian's dad blog: @fabidad
This episode is all about the mass hysteria surrounding viral events such as the 360 sippy cup freak-out and, of course, your favorite baddie, Momo. Lauren and Lindsey discuss pre-internet folk lore, how to filter the paranoia, and the many reasons we aren't worried about Momo. #momoisnomo
Lindsey and Lauren talk about their eating and feeding philosophies, from the very beginning (baby led weaning vs purees) to the joyful days of only eating T Rex nuggets (that one is Lindsey, though.)
DISCLAIMER: This episode deals with emotional eating and briefly mentions disordered eating. Please be kind to yourself.
While we are still missing our girl Lindsey, Lauren chats with Caroline, of Youtube's Naturally Caroline Pemberton, about why the two of us have chosen to raise our sons vegan, nutritional concerns, and the possibility of "missing out on the fun."
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P.S. I apologize that our mic cut off mid-episode. It has never happened before, and never happened since, and it was definitely aliens.
Lauren interviews her mom (or Glamma as she's called in our home) about the grandma life and how parenting has changed over the years. This episode is being released on Glamma's birthday, so send her lots of love on our social media!
This episode is dedicated to allowing our listeners to get to know us a little bit better. Lauren and Lindsey take a step back to really talk about who they are as individuals and what their lives look like, as well as a bit about their general parenting philosophies.
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Lauren and Lindsey discuss the New Year, Oliver's first birthday plans, and a lot of wildly irrelevant and highly inappropriate Sims behavior. Our merch shop is now open at: https://teespring.com/stores/swearing-mamas
Lauren and Lindsey chat with Holistic Physical Therapist and writer Laura Di Franco. The ladies discuss Laura's new book, and the idea of purpose-driven fear. Laura gives us some wonderful words of encouragement both as individuals and as parents. For more information, scheduling, her writing group, and more of her work, check her out at bravehealer.com and find Brave Healing: A Guide for Your Journey, on Amazon now.
Lauren and Lindsey discuss holiday traditions, plans for this month, and Santa. Oh, and they get eaten by Krampus. Send us your thoughts and your stories on all social medias @swearingmamas or firstname.lastname@example.org!
Lindsey and Lauren talk about screen time, including brief mentions of mom shaming, generational changes, and sensory stimulation.
For anyone who would like to listen to our faves, the podcasts listed in this episode were: Last Podcast on the Left, Spooked, Dawson's Speak, and Wonderful.
In this episode, Lauren and Lindsey discuss SWEARING!! Lindsey details her current and past experiences with her child learning four letter words and Lauren lays out her plans for the future for her son.
Lindsey and Lauren interview Lauren aka Lieu of M.y. High Vibrations massage and yoga about cannabis usage as a mom. Follow her on instagram @m.y.highvibrations and @theyoganjaboarder and check out her website myhighvibrations.com for more on cannabis, yoga, mindfulness and parenting.
It Was a Bad Day is a new segment on the Swearing Mamas podcast. Separate from our usual debates and discussions, this segment is to vent the terrible, difficult or plain sh!tty things that we go through on a smaller scale. This first installment opens with Lauren's week from hell, including two trips to the doctor's office and one to the emergency room.
On today's episode, our boobtiful, positively TITilating hosts, Lindsey & Lauren, talk about their experiences with both breastfeeding and formula. And like a mother of twins, they address both sides. We refuse to bottle up our emotions, even if it means we are milking these puns a bit. Nipples.
In an episode originally designated to discuss our newfound conspiracy theories, Lindsey & Lauren redirect the conversation to the one topic they don't think is a conspiracy at all: vaccines, and why they're important. Disclaimer: This episode presents only a pro-vax point of view.
Lindsey & Lauren recount the stories of squeezing watermelon sized aliens out of their lady bagels. So get you a nice, steaming mug of placenta tea, and buckle up, bitches. We apologize for a few technical issues throughout this recording. We will have them resolved for next week's episode. Pinky promise!