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Swearing Mamas

Swearing Mamas

By Lindsey & Lauren

Sharing the good, the bad, and the sweary moments of motherhood.
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99: What Kind of Buzzfeed Mom Are You?

Swearing MamasSep 21, 2020

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99: What Kind of Buzzfeed Mom Are You?

99: What Kind of Buzzfeed Mom Are You?

Lauren talks about her first time being accused of bad parenting, and Lauren and Lindsey get into the parenting part of buzzfeed for fun polls and a quiz.

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Sep 21, 202036:16
98: Expectations VS Reality

98: Expectations VS Reality

Lauren and Lindsey discuss their parenting/motherhood expectations vs reality and how things have changed.

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Aug 31, 202035:14
97: Revealing Question 6

97: Revealing Question 6

Lauren and Lindsey play would you rather.

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Aug 13, 202029:24
96: Taylor Swift Space Sharks

96: Taylor Swift Space Sharks

In this episode we focus on the moms behind the kids. Lauren and Lindsey answer some fun, imaginative questions.

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Aug 03, 202031:01
95: I'm a Genie in a Bottle, Baby

95: I'm a Genie in a Bottle, Baby

Lauren and Lindsey talk about the things that they hope/wish for their kids in life. 

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Jul 27, 202026:56
94: I'm Gonna Climb That Tree

94: I'm Gonna Climb That Tree

Lauren talks about her move. Lindsey warns us against the dangers of drunken tree climbing. 

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Jul 16, 202034:01
93: With or Without Raisins?

93: With or Without Raisins?

Lauren and Lindsey discuss this year's 4th of July plans and more importantly: what foods they won't be bringing to any cookouts. 

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Jul 08, 202034:49
92: The Godyaddy

92: The Godyaddy

Lauren and Lindsey talk about their dads and their 2020 father's day experiences

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Jun 30, 202031:20
91: Boss Babes with Boss Babies

91: Boss Babes with Boss Babies

Lauren and Lindsey talk about the balance of work life/side hustles and parenthood, as well as the struggle of being strong-willed women raising strong-willed kids. 

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Jun 22, 202039:20
90: Wet Beds or Bathtub Poops?

90: Wet Beds or Bathtub Poops?

Lauren and Lindsey continue their toddler would-you-rather.

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Jun 15, 202029:56
89: With Kids, or Alone?

89: With Kids, or Alone?

Lauren and Lindsey play a little game of ...do you do that with your kid or alone?


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Jun 09, 202037:53
88: Sharing Mamas

88: Sharing Mamas

Lauren and Lindsey share a little update on their personal lives.

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Jun 02, 202035:09
87: Preschool Ain't Free School

87: Preschool Ain't Free School

Lauren and Lindsey talk about their opinions on preschool and why they would or would not enroll their kids. 

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May 19, 202045:02
86: What's On Your Kitchen Table?

86: What's On Your Kitchen Table?

Lauren and Lindsey talk about how messy their homes are or are not during the toddler life!

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May 12, 202038:46
85: Snitches Get Boo Boos

85: Snitches Get Boo Boos

Lindsey and Lauren are here to tell on themselves this week. We talk about how we handle tattling, bullying, and more!

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May 05, 202042:08
84: Day Who Even Knows Parenting in Quarantine

84: Day Who Even Knows Parenting in Quarantine

We bring you the latest on how hardcore we have given TF up. Grab your fruit snacks and your screens, take your pants off, and cuddle up to some commiseration.

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Apr 28, 202044:53
83: The Easter Bunny Is Essential

83: The Easter Bunny Is Essential

Lauren and Lindsey discuss toddler easter in quarantine.

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Apr 22, 202054:20
82: 5G Anti-Vax Apocalypse Aliens

82: 5G Anti-Vax Apocalypse Aliens

Lauren and Lindsey create their 'apocalypse characters' and discuss their opinions on vaccines during the pandemic, and what they think the future looks like.

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Apr 14, 202001:02:35
81: Coronavirus Cookies

81: Coronavirus Cookies

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL - Let's hope this goes viral.

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Mar 31, 202050:34
80: March Mama Madness

80: March Mama Madness

Tornadoes, date nights, and more. Lindsey and Lauren talk about the latest chaos that has ensued in their lives as individuals and parents. Please note that this episode was recorded before covid-19 became what it currently is. We are NOT still going out and doing the things mentioned in this episode. We record weeks in advance as we have busy lives. We will be back next week with an episode where we will address our current lives IN ISOLATION. 


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Mar 23, 202051:06
79: The Circle Of Life (feat. Jeanette Passwaters of Circle Of Life Surrogacy)

79: The Circle Of Life (feat. Jeanette Passwaters of Circle Of Life Surrogacy)

Lauren chats with Jeanette, from Circle of Life Surrogacy, about becoming a surrogate, and about using a surrogate to grow your family. 

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Mar 18, 202035:50
78: Tarot and Bedwetting

78: Tarot and Bedwetting

Lauren does tarot readings for herself and Lindsey, and the girls discover some interesting new developments in pee technology. 


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Mar 10, 202046:16
77: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 2 (feat. Hugo's Posts)

77: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 2 (feat. Hugo's Posts)

Lauren, Lindsey, and Hugo of Hugo's Posts podcast talk about parenting in the age of social media and technology. 

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Mar 02, 202024:52
76: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 1 (feat. Hugo's Posts)

76: Swearing With Hugo Pt. 1 (feat. Hugo's Posts)

Lauren and Lindsey chat with their good friend Hugo, of the Hugo's Posts podcast and @hugosposts on twitter! This is the first of a two part episode where Lauren, Lindsey, and Hugo talk about various parenting topics they've all faced at their various different stages of parenting.


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Feb 25, 202048:03
75: Green Eggs and Many Fish

75: Green Eggs and Many Fish

Lauren and Lindsey talk about things they enjoy about their kids' favorite books!


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Feb 18, 202041:45
74: What Is Fish Food Made Of?

74: What Is Fish Food Made Of?

Lauren and Lindsey talk about some of the most annoying things around tv shows and movies that their kids watch. 


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Feb 10, 202039:41
73: Meme Girls

73: Meme Girls

Lauren and Lindsey read some of their favorite memes and tweets...mostly about parenting. Anyway here's wonderwall.

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Feb 05, 202035:56
72: Wait A Second

72: Wait A Second

Lauren and Lindsey talk about the prospect of having more children. 


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Jan 28, 202026:12
71: Self-Caring Mamas

71: Self-Caring Mamas

Lauren and Lindsey talk about the things they do for self care! 

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Jan 21, 202044:19
70: Holiday Recap #2!

70: Holiday Recap #2!

LIndsey and Lauren recap their holidays and talk about Ollie's big second bday!


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Jan 15, 202041:47
69: A Few Of Our Favorite Things

69: A Few Of Our Favorite Things

Lauren and Lindsey talk about some of their favorite parenting products!


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Jan 07, 202056:24
68: New Year, New Milf

68: New Year, New Milf

Lauren and Lindsey discuss their New Years plans and beliefs, as well as their MILF statuses. 


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Dec 24, 201936:42
67: Moms Against The Elf

67: Moms Against The Elf

It's our annual Christmas episode! We talk about our plans for the year, and about the elf resistance squad growing in the SM facebook group.

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Dec 18, 201940:49
66: Sit Down, Karen, They're Just Boogers

66: Sit Down, Karen, They're Just Boogers

Lauren and Lindsey want you to know you're probably not a better mom than them, and that some people's kids really are just less challenging when they're younger.


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Dec 11, 201948:16
65: THANKS fr th mmrs

65: THANKS fr th mmrs

Lauren and Lindsey talk about their Thanksgiving experiences this year, Lauren's birthday, and a big first for Oliver. We had MAJOR technical difficulties - the site we use to record malfunctioned a ton, so we greatly apologize for any moments where quality isn't at its best. We did our best to edit it lol. 

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Dec 03, 201934:46
64: Does Shia LaBeouf Draw?!

64: Does Shia LaBeouf Draw?!

Lindsey and Lauren talk about their side hustles as moms.

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Nov 27, 201926:60
63: Lauren's Trip to Connect Live 2019!

63: Lauren's Trip to Connect Live 2019!

Lauren recaps her first big trip away from her son, and talks about her time with Google!


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Nov 20, 201923:42
62: In Our Feelz

62: In Our Feelz

Lauren and Lindsey talk about talking about talking about talking. Honestly this episode starts off about working through emotions with your kids, but quickly leads to Lindsey exposing Lauren's passwords, whether crabs are seafood, and an ad for you to buy our feet pics. Feels so good to have this girl back, right?!


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Nov 05, 201942:53
61: It's the SECOND ANNUAL Halloween Episode, Witches!

61: It's the SECOND ANNUAL Halloween Episode, Witches!

Lauren and Lindsey chat about their Halloween plans, Tim's favorite song, and who Lauren dated in the 9th grade. 


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Oct 28, 201952:29
60: Guess Who's Back....

60: Guess Who's Back....

Back again! Lindsey's back! Tell a friend. This week we catch up with Lindsey since she's been gone. 

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Oct 22, 201940:12
59: Gettin 'Tips'y

59: Gettin 'Tips'y

In this mini episode, Lauren shares a few quick bits of info and 3 mom tips!

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Oct 15, 201919:23
58: Moms Who Read

58: Moms Who Read

Lauren talks about her toddler's potty training adventures and behavioral changes, and reads a hilarious viral poop story. 

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Oct 08, 201953:25
57: Getting Out of Litter Duty (feat. Dr. Grace Castro)

57: Getting Out of Litter Duty (feat. Dr. Grace Castro)

Lauren chats with veterinarian Dr. Grace Castro about kids and pets. We discuss allergies, teaching gentleness, familiarizing pets with new babies and more! 

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Oct 01, 201949:11
56: Cute Mini Rants

56: Cute Mini Rants

Lauren vents about some of the parenting topics that have her frustrated lately. #BENICE #NOMOMSHAMING 

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Sep 24, 201943:58
55: Everything but the Sorting Hat!
Sep 17, 201950:08
54: September Update

54: September Update

Happy September! Lauren chats about new changes with the podcast, her life, and her son's development including a potty progress report. 

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Sep 09, 201954:02
53: That's a Bad Poop (feat. Kristen, Rachel and Lyndsay)
Sep 04, 201950:10
52: Like a Boss Mom feat. Hannah from Motherhood in Nashville

52: Like a Boss Mom feat. Hannah from Motherhood in Nashville

In this episode, I chatted with Hannah about her site, motherhoodinnashville.com her travels and life changes having two daughters, and how she manages self care as a badass mom boss! 

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Aug 26, 201934:25
51: I Saw Courtney Wearing Army Pants and Flip Flops, So I Bought Army Pants and Flip Flops

51: I Saw Courtney Wearing Army Pants and Flip Flops, So I Bought Army Pants and Flip Flops

This week I got to talk with one of the absolute coolest moms I've met recently (hence the episode title) about a little bit of everything. Courtney is a brand new friend, so I learned all about her experience having a baby with health complications, enduring a NICU stay, and learning what it means to be a mom to her. 

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Aug 19, 201901:04:15
50: Talkin Bout 3 Generations! (feat. Edie Russell and Wendy Prahl)

50: Talkin Bout 3 Generations! (feat. Edie Russell and Wendy Prahl)

Lauren invited her mother and grandmother to help her answer some of the internet's most suggested questions to ask your mom! 

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