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The Perished Parent Posse

The Perished Parent Posse

By The Perished Parent Posse

Welcome Orphans! If you are looking for a grief podcast, this is not it. We're just two typical millennials reading posts from Reddit, giving mediocre advice, and talking about life. Oh, and we have dead parents.
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This weekend or next weekend?

The Perished Parent PosseFeb 17, 2023

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This weekend or next weekend?
Feb 17, 202345:17
Are they actually staring at you?
Feb 10, 202301:04:22
Is iCloud real?
Feb 03, 202357:20
Would you rescue an alien?
Jan 27, 202353:24
Would you date a misogynist?
Jan 20, 202359:52
Are you a Simple Man?

Are you a Simple Man?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss sleep apnea, concussions, stealing inhalers, strip teases, and lice, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Jan 13, 202349:48
Is he the father?

Is he the father?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss nudist vacations, surviving animal attacks, spooky books, sibling sabotage, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Jan 06, 202301:08:49
Where are you getting Botox in 2023?

Where are you getting Botox in 2023?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss superpowers, regrets, losing respect for others, unrequited love, and New Year's resolutions, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Dec 30, 202250:13
Lather, rinse, and repeat… right?

Lather, rinse, and repeat… right?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss Christmas traditions, asking your partner out, ADHD silliness, onion ring preferences, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Dec 23, 202258:07
How many pictures do you have on your phone?

How many pictures do you have on your phone?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss sewing, musicians, Christmas traditions, pointing guns at partners, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Dec 16, 202201:00:10
Would you name your child after a Pokemon?

Would you name your child after a Pokemon?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss last year’s resolutions, baby names, teenager drama, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Dec 09, 202253:38
Is Harry Styles actually bald?

Is Harry Styles actually bald?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss Harry Styles conspiracy theories, Fleetwood Mac, our Spotify wrapped results, conduct a counting experiment, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Dec 02, 202250:21
Would you co-parent your dog with your ex?

Would you co-parent your dog with your ex?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss fatherly mistakes, thanksgiving shenanigans, sharing dog custody, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Nov 25, 202239:11
Would you go to a strip club with your partner?

Would you go to a strip club with your partner?

GUEST ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon, Sydney and special guest Kayla discuss movie content rating, spicy books, strip clubs, and boundaries, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Nov 18, 202248:46
What state would you hate to live in?

What state would you hate to live in?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss voting, living in different states, lexapro, commitment issues, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Nov 11, 202245:27
What cartoons were you not allowed to watch growing up?

What cartoons were you not allowed to watch growing up?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s spooky episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss singing songs on the spot, edible nail polish, getting ghosted while hospitalized, lesbian girlfriends, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Nov 04, 202232:12
How many swords do you need in the woods?

How many swords do you need in the woods?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s spooky episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss the Christmas parade killings, the Facebook wife murder, men being trash, knife obsessions, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Oct 28, 202247:16
What’s a thirst trap?

What’s a thirst trap?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s spooky episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss thirst traps, horror movies, what to do when watching tv with your partner and a naked lady appears on screen, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Oct 21, 202241:02
What would you tell your 18 year old self?

What would you tell your 18 year old self?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s spooky episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss plastic surgery, steroids, silly laws and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Oct 14, 202259:18
Is chivalry dead?

Is chivalry dead?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss eyeliner, chivalry, PDA, mailboxes, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Oct 07, 202201:00:28
Have you ever heard of murder?

Have you ever heard of murder?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss hitchhiking, The Try Guys, yucky politicians, farting in front of partners, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Sep 30, 202249:01
Is Adnan guilty?

Is Adnan guilty?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss old TikTok trends, the case of Adnan Syed, pathological liars, mothering your partner, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Sep 23, 202241:15
Do you think Stephen King killed John Lennon?

Do you think Stephen King killed John Lennon?

SURPRISE! In this week’s episode Brandon and special stand in co-host Kayla discuss Queen Elizabeth, conspiracy theories, and ditching spouses to visit family. Enjoy!
Sep 16, 202252:58
Do you wipe your own ass?

Do you wipe your own ass?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss prostitution, vet goodie bags, poopy buttholes, forgetting birthdays, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Sep 06, 202201:00:08
What age can you start wearing makeup?

What age can you start wearing makeup?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss alien music, unreasonable partners, makeup, youth dating, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Aug 30, 202201:00:26
Have you ever called your partner the wrong name?

Have you ever called your partner the wrong name?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss their dnd campaign, pet peeve’s in relationships, sharing wealth with partners, spouses getting blackout, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Aug 23, 202256:49
Have you ever been skunked?

Have you ever been skunked?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss places to live, snow, murders, skunks, monkeypox, and take a buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Aug 16, 202201:14:28
How many children could you fight?

How many children could you fight?

GUEST ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Lee discuss various topics such as TikTok's, getting to know people, dinners with exes, fighting children, Disney sidekicks, and more.

Aug 09, 202201:08:56
Have you ever fantasized about an alien?

Have you ever fantasized about an alien?

GUEST ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Jelly discuss various topics such as fashion design, drag queens, cats, dust pans, Halloween, and more.

Follow our guest on Instagram: @jellyxtoast and @jlcomplex

Aug 02, 202201:18:52
Have you ever seen a root beer keg?

Have you ever seen a root beer keg?

GUEST ALERT! In this week’s episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Randall discuss various topics such as land surveying, youth ministry, college, broken bones, and more.

Follow our guest on Twitter: @randallkirkb

Jul 26, 202201:26:09
What's your go to drink order?

What's your go to drink order?

QUIZ ALERT! In this week’s ASMR episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss various topics such as go-to bar drinks, fuck it buckets, trivia, tattoos, and take a Buzzfeed quiz. Enjoy!

Jul 19, 202201:04:43
High standards or bad dating pool?

High standards or bad dating pool?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Brandon, Sydney, and special guest Rachel discuss various topics such as breast implants, milk products, bugs, emotionless families, tattoo guns, revenge, and more. Enjoy!

Jul 12, 202201:24:44
What do you consider as cheating?

What do you consider as cheating?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Brandon, Sydney, and special guest Sharon discuss various topics such as bible study, volleyball, high school shenanigans, cheating in relationships, and spicy time toys. Enjoy!

Jul 05, 202201:12:33
Is this a red flag?

Is this a red flag?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Chay discuss New York culture, Mexican food, high school boyfriends, makeout sessions, and of course - some casual trauma dumps. 

Follow our guest on Instagram @chaykneee

Jun 28, 202201:12:45
When did you know you were gay?

When did you know you were gay?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Whitney discuss toddler antics, yelling at referees, tattoos, splitting bills and household chores, pros of platonic marriage, and more. Enjoy!

Jun 21, 202201:06:24
Can you have your cake and eat it too?

Can you have your cake and eat it too?

GUEST ALERT! In this week's episode, cohost Brandon flies solo while interviewing special guest Joey - and discussing various topics such as dating app red flags, housing an ex, and Snapchat shenanigans. 

Follow our guest on Instagram @call_me_joeyray

Jun 14, 202201:13:07
Should your partner post you on their socials?

Should your partner post you on their socials?

GUEST ALERT! In this weeks episode, Brandon, Sydney and special guest JC talk about helping out neighbors, overbearing mothers, posting about relationships on social media's, and consent.

Follow our guest on Instagram and TikTok @harshhouse!

Jun 07, 202201:32:18
Would you get back with an ex?

Would you get back with an ex?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Brandon, Sydney, and special guest Josh discuss various topics such as gender fluidity, friendships, "dead beat moms", and more.

Follow our guest on Instagram: @joshjenkins99

May 31, 202201:23:39
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

In this episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss various random topics and take a Buzzfeed quiz about charcuterie boards to determine their perfect careers. Enjoy! 

May 24, 202201:09:53
Should you confess your love to your best friend?

Should you confess your love to your best friend?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Lisa discuss various topics including quilting, tattoo's around toddlers, midnight booger snacks, best friend love confessions, and more. Enjoy!

May 17, 202201:37:10
Should you live together before marriage?

Should you live together before marriage?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon and special guest Bryan discuss various topics such as current events, how to tell people that your parents are dead, living together before marriage, and more. Enjoy!

May 10, 202201:36:14
Do you want advice, or just to vent?

Do you want advice, or just to vent?

In this episode, Brandon and Sydney discuss what their lives are worth, what utopia looks like, when they want advice versus when they want to vent, and bachelor parties.
May 03, 202201:08:28
What's the hardest thing about dating you?

What's the hardest thing about dating you?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Brandon, Sydney and special guest Ethan discuss Anime, consent, ultimatums, and other stuff. Enjoy!

Apr 26, 202201:51:01
Have you ever been catfished?

Have you ever been catfished?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Gabe dive deep into discussions about parking lots, insecurities, cheese, catfishing, and even King of the Hill. Enjoy!

Apr 19, 202201:37:15
Should you ask about sexual health history?

Should you ask about sexual health history?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Arturo discuss how things have changed since high school, chivalry, sexual health, family, and whether or not someone can be sued over clothes. 

Apr 12, 202201:14:23
Would you live in a swingers neighborhood?

Would you live in a swingers neighborhood?

GUEST ALERT! In this episode, Sydney, Brandon, and special guest Bryce discuss marriage, dirtbag dads, missing foam rollers, swingers, high school reunions, and food.

Apr 05, 202201:29:22
What keeps you up at night?

What keeps you up at night?

In this episode, Sydney and Brandon share anxieties, insecurities, and sleep habits. This week also contains a SPECIAL SURPRISE for Sydney's dump his ass segment. And lots of fake vomit sounds. Enjoy.
Mar 29, 202201:19:57
How do you pick out pineapples?

How do you pick out pineapples?

In this episode, Brandon and Sydney delve into deliciously intriguing topics such as pineapples, hot sauce, movies, sexual orientation, and the age-old question - should you respond to your ex? 

Mar 22, 202201:01:28
Would you date someone with the same name as you?

Would you date someone with the same name as you?

In this episode, Sydney and Brandon discuss outrageous rules from when they were kids, usual dating stuff, food storage, etc. Oh and WAP.

Mar 15, 202253:45
Do you thrift? And would you sell feet pics?

Do you thrift? And would you sell feet pics?

GUEST ALERT! NEW SEGMENT ALERT! In this episode, Brandon and Sydney introduce their first guest! They also introduce a new segment. And discuss thrifting, housework, homelessness, side hustles, and food. 

Mar 08, 202201:21:59