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Table For Three

By Table For Three

We’re brothers, we’re happy and we’re singing and we’re coloured!
Welcome to our Podcast :)

Join Aaron, Ibby and Abs where we talk about life as young black UK
Males trying to figure it all out through laughter, banter and open topics!

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Not The Ick

Table For ThreeOct 18, 2020

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Where Is The Shame?

Where Is The Shame?

This week on Table For Three:

Can superheroes kill and still be good?
Why do we lack shame?
Everything in the UK is expensive
Men's podcasts are down bad
And more

Feb 07, 202201:28:29

Weed I can take, Alcohol I can take but COCAINE?!

Weed I can take, Alcohol I can take but COCAINE?!

Hi, it's been a while! 👋🏾

In this episode we talk about:

- WizKid and Mo the Comedian at the O2

- Boxing Day Film

- Kanye and Drake

- And More!

Dec 13, 202102:07:01

There's Worse Things Than Spitting

There's Worse Things Than Spitting

For the first time in a long time, all 3 of us are together!

-Black sitcoms on Netflix 📺

-F*ck Donald Trump - Trump loses to Joe Biden

- Lockdown 2.0 🔒⬇️

-Fucking on the first date 💏 🍑 🍆

and more

#JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #Lockdown #Covid #Corona #TFT #Podcast #Tableforthree #Tableforthreeuk #dating

Nov 09, 202001:24:37

Fenty Boys

Fenty Boys

Back to back episodes!

This week on Table For Three:

-Where is Ibby? 🕵🏾‍♂️

- Marcus Rashford Vs the Government (bun the tories 🗣)

-End Sars 🇳🇬

- Why do successful black men seem to only get with white or light skin women? 👨🏾‍⚕️💁🏽‍♀️

Oct 26, 202001:21:48

Not The Ick

Not The Ick

We've been away for a while but we're back this week!

-Why we've been away

-The Ick 🤢 💔

-Chatty patty behaviour 🗣

-COVID restrictions 😷 🚫

Oct 18, 202001:07:46

I No Black, I Portuguese

I No Black, I Portuguese

Episode 61 -
RIP to Chadwick Boseman 💔
Afro Nation Portugal 2021 💃🏾
Carnival Weekend 🚫
Love and heartbreak 💖

Sep 06, 202001:15:30

Come On Black Man

Come On Black Man

Back again with a recording from home talking about what's been going on:
-A-Level results mishap 😡
-Black sitcoms 📺
-Ghosting 👻
-The UK UK-ing 🇬🇧

Aug 16, 202001:31:52

This Is The Wrong One

This Is The Wrong One

We've been on hiatus but we are back to deliver an episode in the middle of the pandemic and during a change in faces of the world.

This episode we talk about:
-I May Destroy You
-Getting the wrong woman pregnant
-RIP to Nicole Thea
-WE'RE STILL IN A PANDEMIC

And more

Please read books, share knowledge and sign petitions!

Jul 19, 202001:00:10

Don't You Ever Forget... Black Lives Matter

Don't You Ever Forget... Black Lives Matter

We've been on hiatus but we are back to deliver an episode in the middle of the pandemic and during a change in faces of the world.

Please read books, share knowledge and sign petitions!

Jun 15, 202001:11:47

Behind The Bar | A Recess With Jojo LDN (Feat Jojo LDN)

Behind The Bar | A Recess With Jojo LDN (Feat Jojo LDN)

This week on Behind The Bar we are joined by Jojo LDN
-How Jojo got into events
-What got Recess popping
-London events
And more

Mar 16, 202038:51

Open Your Third Eye

Open Your Third Eye

This week on Table For Three
-We talk about the Corona Virus and the conspiracies around it
-Pension plans
-Noughts and Crosses
And more

Mar 09, 202001:00:55

Is Dating As A Millennial F*cked Up? (Feat Spyce Collective)

Is Dating As A Millennial F*cked Up? (Feat Spyce Collective)

We're again joined by the Spyce Collective for Behind The Bar! This week we speak dating as a millennial. -Ghosting - why do we do it? - Online dating -Do we have too many dating options? Female creatives from London. Creating, inspiring and being inspired. Next up: #PYNEAPPLE @vaultfestival 17th, 18th & 19th March tickets on sale now vaultfestival.com/whats-on/pyneapple Follow the Spyce Collective here: Instagram: www.instagram.com/spycecollective/ Twitter: twitter.com/SPYCECollective

Mar 02, 202023:09

She Got That Spyce (Feat The Spyce Collective)

She Got That Spyce (Feat The Spyce Collective)

This week we are joined by the energetic Spyce Collective as they give us the lowdown on their new show '#PYNEAPPLE'. We also spoke about: -The poison which can come from social media -Troubles black women have with dating -Men telling lies And more Female creatives from London. Creating, inspiring and being inspired. Next up: #PYNEAPPLE @vaultfestival 17th, 18th & 19th March tickets on sale now vaultfestival.com/whats-on/pyneapple Follow the Spyce Collective here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spycecollective/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/SPYCECollective Shake your ass Juicebox Saturday February 29th 2020 Tickets here: https://www.instagram.com/thejuicetakeover/

Feb 24, 202001:15:13

Behind The Bar | Fire And Desire (Feat J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzon)

Behind The Bar | Fire And Desire (Feat J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzon)

This week on Behind The Bar we're joined by J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzo as we talk about: -Wanting more for others than they may want for themselves -9-5 vs being an entrepreneur -And more Tickets to The Art of Slow Jamz: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-art-of-s…ts-88335932151 Find J. King and Erika Guanzon: J. King: www.instagram.com/jkingtheartist/ Erika Guanzon:instagram.com/erikaguanzon?igshid=13qnb042gradr

Feb 17, 202032:00

The Art Of Height Shaming (Feat J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzon)

The Art Of Height Shaming (Feat J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzon)

This week we're joined by J. King The Artist & Erika Guanzon to talk about: -The Corona Virus -Height shaming -Phillip Schofield -The Art of Slow Jamz And more Tickets to The Art of Slow Jamz: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-art-of-slow-jams-tickets-88335932151 Find J. King and Erika Guanzon: J. King: https://www.instagram.com/jkingtheartist/ Erika Guanzon:https://instagram.com/erikaguanzon?igshid=13qnb042gradr

Feb 10, 202001:13:52

RIP Kobe | Mamba 4 Ever 💔

RIP Kobe | Mamba 4 Ever 💔

We recorded before the untimely passing of Kobe Bryant, his daughter and other passengers. We want to wish his family and loved one's prayer and guidance in this time of need 💔🙏🏾

Everything is a big conspiracy! This week we talk about a few different things:
J Hus' new album Big Conspiracy
Love Island, would we be able to go on a show like that and deal with the fame?
Netflix murder docs and more

Jan 27, 202001:15:51

Behind The Bar | Love Is... (feat Abel)

Behind The Bar | Love Is... (feat Abel)

This week on Behind The Bar we talk about relationships, breakups and moving on.

Jan 20, 202035:09

London To Cyprus (feat Abel)

London To Cyprus (feat Abel)

2020 and we're back!
This week we talk about:
-Wiley Vs Stormzy
-Australian Bush Fires
-US Vs Iran
And more

Jan 13, 202001:10:38

Tory Vibes But We Still Rise (Miles From Kinshasa and Selma)

Tory Vibes But We Still Rise (Miles From Kinshasa and Selma)

Tory vibes and we're trying to rise after the UK general election but moods are kept up as we're joined by Miles From Kinshasa and our friend Selma.
-General Election
-Getting Out Of The Jungle
-MFK's work
And more

Dec 16, 201901:06:24

Men Are Trash But So Are You

Men Are Trash But So Are You

Table for Three but two man up!
This week Aaron and Ibby talk about:
-Goldlink's open letter to Mac Miller (RIP MAC)
-Women To Avoid parody
-Blue's Story
And more

Dec 02, 201901:09:49

My Name Is Jaylen And I Am A Super Saiyan | Behind The Bar

My Name Is Jaylen And I Am A Super Saiyan | Behind The Bar

Did our generation have the best childhood ever?
-Our generation having a unique childhood
-Things we miss
-Aaron being a big Yu-Gi-Oh nerd
And more

Nov 25, 201925:29

Stop Smoking Rice

Stop Smoking Rice

This week on Table For Three
Tania's play and losing touch with our culture
General Election break down - how each leader has voted in the past
Teaching Primary School children self-stimulation and normalizing sexual orientation
And more

Register to vote: www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

Nov 18, 201901:19:04

Yo, We're All Tired | Behind The Bar

Yo, We're All Tired | Behind The Bar

We're joined by Hemah K and we talk about dealing with tiredness, because who isn't tired these days?

Find Hemah:
Twitter: twitter.com/Hemah_k
Instagram: www.instagram.com/hemah_k/

Register to vote: www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

Nov 11, 201939:09

Lick The Gooch, With Consent (feat Hemah K)

Lick The Gooch, With Consent (feat Hemah K)

This week we're joined by Hemah K.
We spoke about:
-Finding your sexual balance
-Brexit update
-RIP to John Witherspoon
-And more

Find Hemah:
Twitter: twitter.com/Hemah_k
Instagram: www.instagram.com/hemah_k/

Register to vote: www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

Nov 04, 201901:15:30

Power Sucks | Behind The Bar (feat Tania)

Power Sucks | Behind The Bar (feat Tania)

They say this is a big rich town 🎶
This week on Behind the Bar we talk about how and why Power sucks this season and where it fell off.
We also talk about our favourite TV shows of recent

Find Tania:
Instagram: @tanianwachukwu

Tickets and info for 'The Kola Nut Does Not Speak English':
www.lexiclareproductions.com/kola-nut

Oct 28, 201918:07

Niggas Give Me The Heebie Jeebies (feat Tania)

Niggas Give Me The Heebie Jeebies (feat Tania)

This week we are joined by actress and content curator Tania Nwachukwu as she gets ready for her solo show 'The Kola Nut Does Not Speak English' and gives us a brief run through of 'Glory: A Celebration Of Black British Athletes' for the submission based archive Black In The Day.

Find Tania:
Instagram: @tanianwachukwu

Tickets and info for 'The Kola Nut Does Not Speak English':
www.lexiclareproductions.com/kola-nut

Black In The Day:
Instagram: @blkintheday

Oct 20, 201901:29:43

Behind The Bar | What's Your Addiction?

Behind The Bar | What's Your Addiction?

On this Behind the Bar, we talk about addiction and the effect it can take on people's lives. The focus came from betting shops being open from 7am, how can you really control someone betting their life away and how addictions can ruin your life.

Oct 13, 201949:29

You Got A Wig On?

You Got A Wig On?

We're back with a new episode!
We talk about the murder of Botham Jean, our new segment the Dialogue Centre, our Brexit update and more!

Oct 06, 201901:10:30

Mini Episode: South Africa, What's Going On?

Mini Episode: South Africa, What's Going On?

We had a little bit leftover from our last recording so we'd thought to put it out as a mini-episode as we talk about the current xenophobia in South Africa.

Sep 15, 201911:14

Streets Is Done (feat Joey)

Streets Is Done (feat Joey)

Back with our two year anniversary show!
This week we talk about:
Jay Z and the NFL
Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special
And who voted for the Lib Dems in 2010!

Sep 08, 201901:33:56

Behind The Bar Leaving - God Doesn't Live Here

Behind The Bar Leaving - God Doesn't Live Here

This week on Behind the Bar we talk about leaving England because we're convinced God doesn't live here!

Aug 18, 201930:39

Summer In Portugal (feat Shawgi)

Summer In Portugal (feat Shawgi)

TFT are back from Afro Nation with a review of what went down in Portugal.
(50:00) We also catch up with our friend Shawgi, who has been living in Sudan for the last year and half, and experienced first hand what happened during the Sudanese protest!

Aug 12, 201901:22:58

Fuck That Cat And CGI | Behind The Bar (feat JKing the Artist)

Fuck That Cat And CGI | Behind The Bar (feat JKing the Artist)

We are again joined by JKing the Artist as we talk about his work, CGI and why he says no to commissions.

Check out J King's work and exhibition below
JKing the Artist Instagram: www.instagram.com/jkingtheartist/
Tickets to JKing's debut solo exhibition: www.jkingtheartist.co.uk/re-educated

Jul 28, 201922:24

5 Channels (feat JKing the Artist)

5 Channels (feat JKing the Artist)

This week we're joined by JKing the Artist.
We talk about:
Area 51
Face App conspiracy
J King's uprise in art, his artistic struggles and his debut solo exhibition

Check out J King's work and exhibition below
JKing the Artist Instagram: www.instagram.com/jkingtheartist/
Tickets to JKing's debut solo exhibition: www.jkingtheartist.co.uk/re-educated

Jul 21, 201901:06:17

"Have Sex With People You Like" | Behind The Bar (Georgette from Just The Tip)

"Have Sex With People You Like" | Behind The Bar (Georgette from Just The Tip)

This week on Behind the Bar we are joined by Georgette from Just The Tip!
Georgette's first live show: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/just-the-tip-presents-one-night-stand-tickets-60899622410?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
-Who you want to be when you're older
-Do we even want kids?
-Sex with people you like

Jul 14, 201929:03

If You're Listening It's Too Late (feat Georgette from Just The Tip)

If You're Listening It's Too Late (feat Georgette from Just The Tip)

This week we're joined by Georgette from Just The Tip!
We talk about:
Georgette's first live show: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/just-the-tip-presents-one-night-stand-tickets-60899622410?aff=ebdssbdestsearch
-Ann Widdecombe's comparison of Brexit and Slavery
-Love Island drama
-Why don't people clean?

Jul 07, 201901:17:18

Do You Know Your Value? | Behind The Bar

Do You Know Your Value? | Behind The Bar

This week on Table For Three, we talk about knowing our own value at work, friends and life!

Jun 30, 201927:56

Passionate Pamming

Passionate Pamming

The boys are back!
This week they talk about:
The issues in Sudan
Drill Music in the UK
The western dream vs staying back home
And more!

Donate to Sudan here: donate.unhcr.org/gb/south-sudan/~my-donation

Jun 23, 201901:07:05

Why Can't We Be Friends? | Behind The Bar

Why Can't We Be Friends? | Behind The Bar

This week on Behind the Bar we talk about the line between having a good relationship and being too friendly with your kids. Is being a "friend" to your child a better way to parent?

Jun 09, 201930:07

It's Showbizz Baby! (feat Jermaine)

It's Showbizz Baby! (feat Jermaine)

Unplanned and unscripted! We're joined by Jermaine and we talk about planning a wedding, the Netflix show When They See Us and much more!

Jun 02, 201949:23

Behind The Bar | Reality Shows And Stress (feat Deewain)

Behind The Bar | Reality Shows And Stress (feat Deewain)

This week we're joined by Deewain and we talk about, the Jeremy Kyle Show being cancelled, Love Island coming back and stress it brings and how social media can effect people's mental health.

You can find D33Wain here
Twitter: twitter.com/DeeWain33
Instagram: www.instagram.com/deewain33/

May 26, 201936:41

Adapt Or Die (feat Deewain)

Adapt Or Die (feat Deewain)

This week we are joined by D33Wain as we talk about America's recent abortion bill, can you cheat on someone and love them and who do you side with between your mum and partner?

You can find D33Wain here
Twitter: twitter.com/DeeWain33
Instagram: www.instagram.com/deewain33/

May 20, 201901:05:19

Stop Telling The Internet Your Business

Stop Telling The Internet Your Business

This week it's a Table for two!
Ibby and Aaron talk about:
Ayesha Curry and her wanting to be wanted
Some people on washing once a week
Typical British Racism
And More

May 12, 201949:07

Behind The Bar I Got Her Pregnant What Do I Do?

Behind The Bar I Got Her Pregnant What Do I Do?

This week on behind the bar we talk about how our future plans are rattling us, having kids and kissing your surrogate on the forehead.

Apr 28, 201933:56

Slept With Becky And Got Cancelled

Slept With Becky And Got Cancelled

This week we speak about Homecoming the film documenting Beyonce's performance at Coachella in 2018, white lies our parents told us, racism in football, the cancel culture and more.

Apr 22, 201901:12:11

Behind The Bar | Would You Let Your Son Be A Fed?

Behind The Bar | Would You Let Your Son Be A Fed?

This week on Behind the Bar we talk about the police and would we let our (future) kids join the police force if they wanted to?
We were also joined by suit designer and owner of Watxh.

Apr 14, 201931:00

Victory Lap 🏁

Victory Lap 🏁

Back from a small break, the TFT boys are back

RIP Nipsey Hussle
What we thought about the Jordan Peele film "US"
Drake in concert in London
#AskTheTable
And more

Apr 07, 201901:13:52

Behind The Bar | Kiss The Tip Under The Table (feat Georgette From Just The Tip Pod)

Behind The Bar | Kiss The Tip Under The Table (feat Georgette From Just The Tip Pod)

This week on TFT we are joined by Georgette from Just The Tip Podcast. And we talk about sex to follow up on our last appearance on the Just The Tip Podcast.

Find Georgette here:
Twitter: @JustTheTipPod
Soundcloud: @justthetipgirl

Mar 18, 201925:28

If You Grudge Me I Grudge You(feat Georgette From Just The Tip Pod)

If You Grudge Me I Grudge You(feat Georgette From Just The Tip Pod)

This week on TFT we are joined by Georgette from Just The Tip Podcast.
Brexit update
The UK theme song
Leaving Never Land - documentary
And holding gruges

Find Georgette here:
Twitter: @JustTheTipPod
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/justthetipgirl

Mar 11, 201901:30:02

Behind The Bar | Closer To 30

Behind The Bar | Closer To 30

This week on Behind the Bar we talk about getting older.
Is 30 that old? The after uni reality and becoming more responsible in your house old.

Mar 04, 201921:10