Take Your Kids 2 The Office

WE. DID. IT

192(+) episodes!
Just over 6 months!
Averaging 1 episode per day!

What absolutely started as a terrible idea embraced by my eldest, culminates in what was still probably a pretty bad idea - but undoubtedly a lot of fun.  
For me,  I got to watch one of my favorite shows yet again and got to share it with one of my kids.
And BONUS - now a few of them actually get most of my Office quotes.

We'll start a new show under a new name.  If you're 1 of the 3 people who listened ... lookout for that.

It's getting real!
We're almost there!

Good for Dwight!

I wonder if you can really buy pre-made paper airplanes off craigslist
I'll ask Craig

"An unusual number of unusually large people"

It's Happening!
The documentary will finally be airing soon

This was meant to kick off a spinoff and we get a glimpse of what will never be

Gabe's back and still super weird

Andy's back

To be fair to warehouse guy ... butts are funny

He's not senior

I'd be loyal to any company that gave me a sandwich

Or taco

Dwight & Dwight Jr teaming up for the sale again

Bald Meredith

It would have been great if we timed this right to get it out yesterday...
But we didn't
Oh Well

Trevor sucks

Now the ocean kind.
The big sale kind.
And it's Jan
Duh duh duhhhhhh

Look - we're just trying to get to the end
We're almost there - stick with us

Shame on Brocolli Rob...

Shame.

When do we want it?!

PIES!!

Spoiler - Andy's probably not really related to Michelle Obama

Pam was holding Roy back

Plop & Fart!

We're through 8!
In the home stretch now.

Are we all just cool with the blatant fraud here?

Every. Of. The. Time.

The return of Angry Andy ... But still not quite like Classic Angry Andy

Jim & Pam better be careful
I've seen some things that suggest you don't mess with the Magic Alliance

But maybe that's something else - who knows 

Andy drives to Florida and ruins an old lady's life.

Florida Stanley is dying - and he's not happy about it

Payton didn't know who Chuck was
I've failed her

Beware smug bugs in your bed...
And would-be homewreckers named Kathy - who really shouldn't even still be here

Payton named the file for this one "Florida City"...

She either forgot the name or couldn't spell it.

Both options inexcusable

The one where Angela REALLY returns ...

Also - feel bad for Kevin, he DOES deserve a break...
Gots to take off that cape

Burritos are unquestionably superior to empanadas...
BUT, Creed is crazy!
If given an empanada, I'd still eat it.

I'm all in on the Halpert guide to bailing on a party:

• strong impression
• be in a picture
• say something memorable
• find a talking point
• bail and go to bed

Princess Ding Dong ...
Payton's remembering that one

Andy is either a murder or a liar ... one of those two
It's still unclear which

No need to try too hard ...
Lots of workplaces know how to destroy your spirit

*Not speaking from experience

I'm all in on Kevin's Cookie Theory of Business

Also - who wouldn't love having an extra BigMac at the end of the week

Kevin Malone 2024

Blasphemy!
There is no replacing Pam

Pobody's Nerfect

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mummies are real apparently - so you should be very scared

Ms. Payton is here for another episode
< /Announcing Voice>

Calm down we're trying to catch up

I've participated in a few Office Lotto pools in my day ...
Let's just stay I've never been put in a position to quit my day job

Best not to over incentivize people.
Don't want to find yourself in a position where you're getting an undisclosed tattoo on the stern of the ol' SS

New CEO
New Manager
Same zany action

Payton learns briefcases are real things that open and carry important business things, and not just a block of wood carried around for fending off would be assailants

If you MUST fire a gun in the workplace ... be sure your boss doesn't think it's a "girly" gun...you might (MIGHT)  be able to keep your position.

There's an Inner Circle in this podcast

Payton's not included

Don't tell her.