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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue!
Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.
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#198 Our WORST and BEST buys in Q1

You Might Wanna Sit Down For ThisApr 01, 2024

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#198 Our WORST and BEST buys in Q1

#198 Our WORST and BEST buys in Q1

We’re four months into 2024: enough time to spend money on what we think are the BEST and WORST buys of Q1, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. 


In this episode, we invite Sophira and Desmond onto the panel to dish out their recent buys: from RM12 phone holders to RM800 Pokemon cards, we’re judging some of their most ridiculous buys of the year (that just started). 


Don’t ask so much, sit down first. 


00:00 Introduction 

00:25 Panel Ice-breaker 

02:08 YOU MIGHT WANNA WATCH US ON SPOTIFY 

05:18 Our spending habits

16:59 Hand Vacuum: Buss or Bust? 

22:18 The WORST phone holder

24:54 Stanley Canteen Flask: Overhyped?

30:20 Mingyue’s purchase of the YEAR

34:08 Sophira got SCAMMED? 

36:29 40% discount for LEGO?

43:14 Are digital drums worth it?

44:46 RM800 Pokemon cards 

46:55 New Balance: Lifestyle sneakers or Gym shoes?

48:10 Mingyue’s favourite tech organiser 

49:31 Closing 

Apr 01, 202451:41
#197 How MESSY is life rn? ft Bellywellyjelly and Amanda Chaang

#197 How MESSY is life rn? ft Bellywellyjelly and Amanda Chaang

We’re judging how messy our lives are lately, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. Here’s the Singaporean-Malaysian crossover episode you didn’t ask for, but we’re definitely excited over. In this episode, we sit down with Christabel and Amanda to talk about life’s messes: from getting our tyres stolen to messy sleep schedules, we go from the light side of chaos to the deeper end with the hosts of our ALL NEW show: Messy & We Mean It.  Don’t ask too much, sit down first. For more MESS:  Stream Messy & We Mean It here: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xpTeqPeCUYBNkzQGwaLwT?si=cZD8KG5DTbu6aMFMWgrk6g Follow Messy & We Mean It here: https://www.instagram.com/messynwemeanit/ Chapters: 00:00 Introduction  00:56 Malaysian-Singapore content crossover  01:20 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Messy & We Mean It  02:39 Who is Christabel and Amanda?  06:02 Are Christabel and Amanda really besties?  07:04 The origins of “Messy & We Mean It” 09:29 What is messy about this? 12:01 Is vulnerability a “branding” tool?  13:40 We’re NOT gurus 15:20 What are your MESSIEST stories?  19:19 Someone stole Minghan’s…?  23:18 Christabel is always LATE  26:25 Dealing with mess  28:08 Stacking up our stress  28:53 Misuse of the word “manifest” 30:20 Christabel’s breaking point  33:15 How Mingyue deals with mess 37:17 Our stress thresholds  39:39 How Amanda manages her emotions  42:08 Minghan shares his favourite advice  48:29 “Mess check” of the day  57:04 Closing 
Mar 18, 202458:02
#196 Modern Nostalgia ft. Gabe Bondoc, Jeremy Passion, Jesse Barrera, Albert Posis, and Mcihael Carreon
Mar 04, 202445:51
#195 We Went To New Zealand for FREE?!

#195 We Went To New Zealand for FREE?!

You heard that right! We were flown to New Zealand on an all expense paid trip and it was hands down one of the most memorable trips we've had! We're bringing you on the ride with us as we recount the shenanigans that went down - from Ming Han almost committing a crime to Ming Yue body slamming an elderly lady, you might wanna sit down for this.


0:00 Intro

0:49 Is Tolkien from New Zealand?!

1:50 How did we get a free trip to NZ?!

6:00 Realizing the trip wasn’t a dream

6:41 How much are flight tickets to NZ?

7:36 Air NZ has the best plane food

8:45 Plane was damn smelly

10:40 Extreme fear of flying

12:31 Ming Yue almost died during a flight *

14:55 First impression of Auckland

17:51 Funny scooter story

20:00 Food in Auckland: Hit or Miss?

20:40 The ONLY thing you should eat in NZ

22:47 The best gelato in Auckland

24:39 Meat in Auckland

27:00 Why we didn’t go to Hobbiton

29:08 Flying to Queenstown

29:20 Ming Han almost committed a crime?! *

34:22 CRAZIEST way we got to the hotel

38:51 Ming Yue bodyslammed an old lady

40:41 The most magical surreal weird experience

43:50 Activities in Queenstown

47:04 Onsen damn ons

48:17 The OG bungee jump

48:50 Going on a wine & beer tour

50:28 Visiting a farm on an island

54:41 Night life woohoo woohoo

55:49 Closing thoughts on the trip

59:03 Don’t drink lake water

1:02:59 Budget for NZ

Feb 19, 202401:05:34
#194 CNY Traditions: S-Tier to ASS-Tier

#194 CNY Traditions: S-Tier to ASS-Tier

Chinese New Year is around the corner, and we’re committed to ranking some of the best to worst parts of the rowdy festivities. 


Doesn’t matter if you’re a fan OR a hater of Chinese New Year, You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. 


Don’t ask too much, sit down first.


00:00 Introduction 

00:20 CNY wishes

03:13 How we spend CNY 

06:50 Ranking CNY festivities

07:31 Do we like Lou Sang? 

10:50 House-visiting: Love or Hate?

17:26 Leftover reunion-dinner food

20:17 BUSSIN’ CNY dishes 

22:20 Gambling during CNY: S-tier OR F-tier?

26:24 CNY decorations in malls 

29:09 Celebrating CNY in KL

31:14 Screaming kids during CNY 

33:17 CNY naps: Hit or Miss?

38:45 Resting from work 

40:06 Final thoughts

41:18 Outro 

Feb 05, 202441:23
#193 We’re judging your 2024 New Year Resolutions

#193 We’re judging your 2024 New Year Resolutions

We do this every year, but this year, we’re being extra judgemental about it. 


If you’re as jaded as we are about vision boards and new year resolutions, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. Bringing in Sophira and Vivian to the fold, we talk about some of our very unserious-serious goals in 2024. 


Don’t ask too much, sit down first. 


00:00 Intro

02:16 ON: New Year Resolutions

03:16 Our 2023 “resolutions”

05:31 Resolutions vs Regrets 

07:13 Our accidental successes 

14:06 Our very seriously unserious 2024 resolutions 

14:54 Vivian wants to be less of a HATER?

19:41 We want Jane Chuck to adopt us 

21:43 Minghan’s scariest regret 

22:52 Growing a beard in 2024?

24:18 Sophira’s 2024 goal

25:10 Mingyue’s fitness era

26:39 Winning lucky draws 

27:13 Rating the team’s 2024 resolutions

50:26 Final thoughts on our resolutions

54:04 Closing 

54:24 KL Podfest

54:39 Outro 

Feb 02, 202455:04
#192 You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

#192 You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

We’re back, b*tches. If you’re curious about what happened to Table Talk, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This Podcast. We’re taking this “new year, new me” agenda seriously, and sitting down to talk about our “must-buys” in 2024 with Caleb and Graeme. Don’t ask too much, sit down first.

Jan 08, 202448:56
#191 On Malaysian progress, Twitter wars and youth in politics with Syed Saddiq
Jul 31, 202348:13
#190 What We Never Knew About Asthma #BreatheBetter
Jun 26, 202330:23
#189 We’re tired of creating content ft Hirzi

#189 We’re tired of creating content ft Hirzi

Yeap, you read that title right. In this episode of Table Talk, we sit down with OG content creator, Hirzi, to talk about content creating in the new era. From discussing algorithms, TikTok and short-form content to understanding more about Singaporean vs Malaysian content creators, active resting and future plans - we’re throwing it back a little with the boys in our latest episode.


You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Mar 20, 202346:12
#188 Do men care about looking good? ft Wilson Lee

#188 Do men care about looking good? ft Wilson Lee

What makes a man feel confident? Some say it’s how they dress, others say they couldn’t care less, but bro - self grooming needs to be the talk of the year. For men, we think that starts from their HAIR.

In this week’s episode of Table Talk, we’ve got Wilson Lee, founder of Venusde, Beaute Library, Curvena and more beauty brands to discuss about men vs confidence.

You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Mar 13, 202344:52
#187 ICYMI: The murder of Abby Choi

#187 ICYMI: The murder of Abby Choi

TW: Death, murder, and graphic descriptions.

It’s all over the news, it’s all over your feeds, and just like you are, we’re just as shell-shocked and disheartened by the ongoing murder case.   

The recent death of Hong Kong socialite, Abby Choi, took the news by storm last week, and we’re here to dive into the ongoing case timeline and offer up some of our own theories on the murder motives.

You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.   Disclaimer: We are not an official news portal, all information are taken from news resources online.

Mar 06, 202339:36
#186 Good Vibes/Bad Vibes Festival? Angry High School Stories and Police Raids

#186 Good Vibes/Bad Vibes Festival? Angry High School Stories and Police Raids

Ming Han is BACK and the boys are ready for another round of hot takes on the latest local news. This week, we react to news of GVF 2023, students throwing MAD fits in schools and polices pulling the chillest raid we’ve ever seen - we’re all over the place, but hey, it’s local news. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Feb 27, 202335:06
#185 Friends vs Lovers: Boundaries with your “best friends”

#185 Friends vs Lovers: Boundaries with your “best friends”

Can you really be friends with the opposite gender? Do platonic friendships exist? Yes….but also not really.   Join us as we discuss and share our thoughts about it in the latest episode of Table Talk.   You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Feb 20, 202334:22
 #184 Quiet Grab Rides, Overrated Valentines Celebrations and Anthony Loke is the MVP?

#184 Quiet Grab Rides, Overrated Valentines Celebrations and Anthony Loke is the MVP?

Something’s in the air and it isn’t just love. Tune in to the latest episode of Table Talk as we discuss about the new ‘Quiet Ride’ feature on Grab, Valentine’s Day “traditions”, and the new changes our Minister of Transport have introduced in the last week. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Feb 13, 202339:50
#183 Hopping on the Bondee Hypetrain, SPM Woes & Song Joong Ki; King of Soft Launching

#183 Hopping on the Bondee Hypetrain, SPM Woes & Song Joong Ki; King of Soft Launching

You’ve probably heard of it by now - BONDEE seems to be the first ‘IT’ thing of 2023. Why did it blow up? Is it just a scam? We then revisited our SPM does and debated whether we could ace the exams in present time. And we finish off with Song Joong Ki’s announcement on his marriage and pregnancy but did you guys know he’s the King of Soft Launching?

Feb 06, 202321:46
#182 TikTok Drama in SG, Terrifying Murders in MY & Spicy Takes on ‘Pulau’

#182 TikTok Drama in SG, Terrifying Murders in MY & Spicy Takes on ‘Pulau’

In this week’s episode of Table Talk, we turn up the heat and recap news that have made it to our feeds before the Chinese New Year.We dive into TikTok drama unravelling in our neighbour’s yards, mind-blowing murder cases unfolding in our nation, and discuss about buzz-worthy Malaysian film, ‘PULAU’ with special guest, Dennis Yin. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Jan 23, 202346:08
#181 Merry Gong Xi, 3P, DISSY & 16 Baris Making History, Who Trespassed Merdeka 118?

#181 Merry Gong Xi, 3P, DISSY & 16 Baris Making History, Who Trespassed Merdeka 118?

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Gong Xi Fa Cai - in that exact order. Table Talk is BACK with new weekly news debates and discussions about everything happening on your busy feeds. (Kopitiam uncle style) 


This week, we have our eyes on: confusing festive messages, WILD WILD WIIILLLD achievements happening in our local creators scene, and the mind-boggling Merdeka 118 tower trespassers that have taken our local news by storm. 


You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Jan 16, 202350:13
#180 Our 2022 Wrapped Up, Pooping our Pants in Public & What’s Next?

#180 Our 2022 Wrapped Up, Pooping our Pants in Public & What’s Next?

As 2022 comes to a close, we sit down to reflect on the highs and lows of the year! Join us as we recount the time we (yes, we) pooped in our pants in public, venture into new hobbies and challenges and be excited about growing old. We also share what’s the future of The Takeaway Table so grab a snack and come hang with us!

Dec 26, 202243:54
#179 Jeremy Is Leaving?! Being A Charmander In Life & What’s Next For Him?
Dec 19, 202248:54
#178 Our Worst Guests & Who Would We Swap Bodies With: The Christmas Exchange Live Pod (ft. Our Takeaway Community)
Dec 12, 202233:16
#177 Making Videos of Making Food? How Kristin Stumbled Upon Her Passion During Covid (ft. Eatwkriss)
Dec 05, 202245:07
#175 Is The Malaysian Election System Flawed: How It Works & Electoral Reforms (ft. Danesh Prakash Chacko)
Nov 14, 202201:00:10
#174 Are We Being Distracted? Media Tactics & How To Spot Them This Election Season (ft. Ng Miao Ling)
Nov 07, 202244:32
#173 Malaysia’s Election Season: First Time Voters, What To Expect & What To Do
Oct 31, 202247:11
#172 Sing song can make money ah? Local Music Bias & David Touring With Boys Like Girls (ft. David Soh)
Oct 24, 202243:42
#171 Texting Etiquette: Ghosting, Leaving People on Read & Is Cabi a Bad Texter? (ft. Cabi)
Oct 17, 202201:00:05
#170 Finding My Future Home: To Rent or Buy, The Must Haves & iHerng’s Secrets (ft. iHerng)
Oct 10, 202247:18
#169 Is Bad Press Still Good Press: Dealing with Drama & Spilling Tea With Ceddy (ft. CeddyOrNot)
Oct 03, 202257:25
#168 Teaching In The TikTok Era: Short Attention Spans, Life Skills & More With Qiwiie (ft. Shi Qi)
Sep 26, 202244:04
#167 Do Your Parents Know What You Post Online? TikTok & Earning Money with CloutyKee (ft. CloutyKee)
Sep 19, 202238:23
#166 Proudly Malaysian Made! SneakerLAH, Challenges, and our Local Mentality (ft. Bryan Chin)
Sep 12, 202241:55
#165 Malaysian Politics on Social Media and Why Syed Saddiq Chose To Stay Home (ft. Syed Saddiq)
Sep 05, 202247:08
#164 Students Choosing To Be Influencers Over A Degree: Is University Even Necessary? (ft. Ivor Xian Z)
Aug 29, 202244:07
#163 Dating Life of Influencers: The Struggles, Embarrassing Moments, & Moses' Love Life (ft. Moses Wong)
Aug 22, 202243:59
#162 New Studio, Who This? Answering Your Questions & Meeting The Team (ft. our team members)
Aug 15, 202252:17
#161 Shaming Litterbugs on Social Media: Public Justice or Supervillain Origin Story?
Aug 08, 202236:23
#160 Growing up, were we ever one of the cool kids? Where are they now?
Aug 01, 202242:52
#159 Life of a Food Creator in Malaysia: the behind the scenes & the creation process (ft. SheSaidSedap)
Jul 25, 202255:41
#158 Chicken Passion Projects, Eating Less Eggs & Being Trapped in the Colonial Mindset? (ft. Tata)
Jul 11, 202241:40
#157 Emergency Contacts in Life: What happens if you do not have one? (ft. Vivian)
Jul 04, 202242:51
#156 Boundaries in a relationship: should you be sharing everything with your partner? (ft. Alvy & Dennis Yin)
Jun 27, 202231:47
#155 Social Stigma on Dirty, Dangerous & Demanding Jobs in Malaysia: why does it exist? (ft. Sophira)
Jun 20, 202237:41
#154 Doing crazy things for the TikTok: Is it the road to be famous or an influencer? (ft. Esther & Jolene)
Jun 13, 202246:43
#153 Malaysia, the land of the traffic jams: does public transportation even work?
Jun 06, 202239:60
#152 Punishments back in the day VS today: have we become more lenient?
May 30, 202243:00
#151 Airing your dirty laundry online: problematic or justified?
May 23, 202240:05
#150 Social Activism in Malaysia: The Why, The How & The Struggles (ft. Arwind Kumar)
May 09, 202249:31
#149 Basikal Lajak, Dangerous Drivers & Inconsiderate Kids?
Apr 25, 202241:36
#148 Congratulations, you have won the lottery! What would you do? (ft. Desmond)
Mar 28, 202256:34