Dan and Paul explore the mysteries of the universe from comfortable chairs. The ole' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant discuss the following topics of no great import:

Following Twitter's change to X, we change our name to Y.
#Whoppenheimer: We wish this was a real thing.
Dan reunites with Lisa Bluder.
Dan goes to Barbie.
Lena Dunham to direct Polly Pocket.
Paul sends Dan to film school: Umbrellas of Cherbon; Rounders and Solaris.
Man gets 33 months jail sentence for extortion plan related to false claims GA Tech coach Josh Pastner assaulted his girlfriend. Question: How the hell did Josh Pastner get a job at Georgia Tech?
Northwestern football players go into hiding after hazing scandal.
Arsenal minute
Yankees minute
George RR Martin is on strike: how can we tell the difference?
Memphis squirrel's suicide knocks out power.
Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief’s player’s number.

No. 151: RIP Fruit Stripe gum, Taco Bell cereal, and Pizza Hut goes to war

Talking Paragraphs By Daniel P. FinneyJan 28, 2024