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Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns

Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns

By Nicole and Michael VanPutten

Nicole and Michael sit at the dinning room table and discuss things they have Googled, YouTubed, Instagramed, TikToked, and more.
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Ten Mediocre Show Recommendations and One Kick Ass Cake

Not Just Rainbows and UnicornsApr 27, 2024

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Ten Mediocre Show Recommendations and One Kick Ass Cake

Ten Mediocre Show Recommendations and One Kick Ass Cake

Nicole and Michael bring you up to date on all making your own dog treats, handling dog motion sickness, ladder maintenance, tree removal, estate planning, and a round up of what they've been watching.

Apr 27, 202401:26:45
Learn the Hip Lingo From the Cool Kids Who are Far Out, No Cap

Learn the Hip Lingo From the Cool Kids Who are Far Out, No Cap

In this episode Nicole and Michael are talking about all the different living generations, how they think of and react to one another, and the various language and jargon each uses (or is confused by).

Apr 13, 202401:24:29
Henry vs. The Evil Kitchen Ceiling Fan of Death

Henry vs. The Evil Kitchen Ceiling Fan of Death

Hey there podcast listeners, in this episode catch up with Nicole and Michael's adventures in having painters in their home, updating their kitchen, life with allergies, training dogs, avoiding ticks, dryer balls, Verizon problems, and Disney's Dreamlight Valley.

Mar 31, 202401:35:22
The Funny Title Generator Has Crashed Unexpectedly

The Funny Title Generator Has Crashed Unexpectedly

Nicole and Michael kick off their first episode of March with a run down of allergies that affect Henry and Nicole, they talk about MVP's stinky gym clothes, repairing clothing, updating kitchens, vacuum cleaning, bird feeding, lost dogs, taxes, and streaming shows. Don't miss listening to it today!

Mar 02, 202401:34:23
This Episode is Pretty Good. Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good.

This Episode is Pretty Good. Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael recover from two episodes with guests by discussing dog stuff, cleaning, MVP's new spin bike, and what they've been streaming lately.

Feb 10, 202401:30:51
My Football Mascot Can Beat Up Your Football Mascot

My Football Mascot Can Beat Up Your Football Mascot

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk with Michael's coworker David Leake about his experiences and thoughts on football, coaching, the Super Bowl, and more.

Feb 04, 202401:44:20
4 Adults, 8 Countries, 21 Days, a Volvo XC90 and Gary
Jan 20, 202401:38:55
Tall People Should Be In Charge Of Cleaning The Top Of The Refrigerator

Tall People Should Be In Charge Of Cleaning The Top Of The Refrigerator

In this episode, Nicole and Michael launch the first episode of their third season! Topics include their favorite snow blower, weather and headaches, fitness apps, new ovens, fancy LED lights, bird feeders with web cams and more.

Jan 14, 202401:25:31
Dear Daniel: You’re Evicted Goddammit

Dear Daniel: You’re Evicted Goddammit

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates on their Noxgear, talk about customizing ketchup and mustard bottles, and provide a roll up on their favorite games and movies they've enjoyed over the past few months.

Dec 17, 202301:15:04
Sorry Tony Danza, Nicole's the Boss

Sorry Tony Danza, Nicole's the Boss

In this episode, Nicole and Michael catch up after being off for a few weeks. Topics include Nicole's expert research and reviews vs. Wirecutters, huge lawn Santas, winter dog care, solar power inverters, and more.

Dec 09, 202301:26:47
Nicole Didn’t Like Any of the Episode Titles We Wrote, So There

Nicole Didn’t Like Any of the Episode Titles We Wrote, So There

In this episode, we reminder you to not forget about all the important Fall-season tasks you should do annually including changing batteries, rotating fan rotation, and more. We also chat about our favorite leaf clean up tools, bamboo fiber flour, clay paw prints, David McCallum, our new water pitcher, and Christmas decorations.

Nov 12, 202301:00:33
The Costco Ham Hunt and Other Stories

The Costco Ham Hunt and Other Stories

In this episode, Nicole and Michael get ready for fall weather, talk about vampires and baking, the best Mario game, how to waterproof, saving money on pet medications, how medications are named, and play the first edition of Medication or Pokemon.

Oct 29, 202301:06:40
Welcome To Middle Age Mr. Timberlake

Welcome To Middle Age Mr. Timberlake

In this episode, Nicole and Michael have adventures with Covid-19, slips and falls, meal prep containers, saving money on YouTube Premium, Henry training updates, and an epic list of what they've been watching.

Oct 14, 202301:21:06
This Episode Has Gone to the Dogs

This Episode Has Gone to the Dogs

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about identity theft, tests for humans to figure out what kind of dog they are, and all things dog including age, bathing, brushing, feeding, treating, training, and exercise.

Sep 30, 202301:05:45
Hello Kitty and The Triangle of Sadness

Hello Kitty and The Triangle of Sadness

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates from Dr. Rotigel, easy ways to get labs done, mortgages, maintenance checks, weird TV briefcase combos, video games, and streaming videos and movies.

Sep 17, 202301:28:35
Wanted: Mini Golden Retriever, Must Love Cheese

Wanted: Mini Golden Retriever, Must Love Cheese

In this episode, Nicole and Michael speak with Dr. Seely Rotigel about what it's like to be an amazing veterinarian and owner of Kalamazoo's best mobile veterinarian clinic.

Sep 02, 202301:04:32
McGruff The Crime Dog Was AGAINST Kidnapping

McGruff The Crime Dog Was AGAINST Kidnapping

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about Bob Barker, advertising, ad blockings, Trump's arrest, republican debates, country music and controversy, the heat dome, and McGruff The Crime Dog.

Aug 27, 202301:13:26
Luke, Just Do It

Luke, Just Do It

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss dog DNA tests, traveling by car with dogs, girl math, the Mandela Effect, Hurricane Hillary, Big Brain Academy, and what they've been streaming this week.

Aug 20, 202301:14:18
Can We Borrow $3,000 For A Tumbleweed Chandelier?

Can We Borrow $3,000 For A Tumbleweed Chandelier?

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk wasps, ice cream locks, Instacart shopper fails, Tumbleweeds, and bearded dragons.

Aug 12, 202301:13:55
You Suck at Cleaning: Based on a True Story

You Suck at Cleaning: Based on a True Story

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about the things people don't clean regularly but should, live nature cams, FEMA test, software betas, problems with Bird Buddy, Verizon, dog updates, and what they've been watching.

Aug 05, 202301:19:37
Henry (Hank) VanPutten - July 18, 2023 - 45 Pounds - 100% Good Boy

Henry (Hank) VanPutten - July 18, 2023 - 45 Pounds - 100% Good Boy

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about adopting a new dog, buying a new dryer, what they've been watching online, Corsi-Rosenthal Boxes, snazzy floor fans, and the Bird Buddy.

Jul 23, 202301:08:45
Rival Turf Meets Nicole’s Punch Circle

Rival Turf Meets Nicole’s Punch Circle

In this episode, Nicole and Michael chat about video games they've been playing, stuff they forgot to mention in previous episodes, the best cold brew coffee, smart bird feeders, dog adoption, wildfire air filtration, tipping culture, and what they've been streaming lately.

Jul 08, 202301:26:08
I’ll Always Be Here for You, But…Bulldozers

I’ll Always Be Here for You, But…Bulldozers

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk dogs and aging, pup cups, adventures at farmer's markets, boilers, refrigerators, office furniture, almond milk, and more random topics.

Jun 24, 202301:24:48
Can I Borrow 124 Floppy Disks to Save This Episode?

Can I Borrow 124 Floppy Disks to Save This Episode?

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about 80s vs. 90s, the wave of electric vehicles, Apple Vision Pro, and Nicole's favorite picks from TikTok.

Jun 17, 202301:22:08
Kim Kardashian, Esq. Appearing On Behalf Of The Killer Whales

Kim Kardashian, Esq. Appearing On Behalf Of The Killer Whales

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss seasonal allergies, strawberry season, great things to watch on streaming services, the television that watches you, orca whales, and TikTok.

Jun 04, 202301:06:40
Acting Is Fake, Your Dishwasher Is Dirty, And Your Dog Is Fat

Acting Is Fake, Your Dishwasher Is Dirty, And Your Dog Is Fat

In this episode, Nicole and Michael chat about the proliferation of new streaming platforms, good things to watch, fun games to play, cleaning that you shouldn't postpone, dogs their diets and weight, and Nicole's TikTok pick of the week.

May 21, 202301:08:23
We’re Doing Nothing to Help the Bees

We’re Doing Nothing to Help the Bees

Join Nicole and Michael in a discussion about the first day at their farmer's market, shows they've been streaming, how to file a complaint on a shady pet bed company, and ways to help the bees by doing nothing.

May 06, 202353:09
Sorry, Rick Grimes. MVP Thinks You Suck.

Sorry, Rick Grimes. MVP Thinks You Suck.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about where they've been lately, MVP talks about nerd books and sci-fi, good and terrible stuff they've been streaming, dog beds, and Nicole's favorite TikTok star of the week.

Apr 29, 202301:04:04
Ding Dong, Fish Doorbell

Ding Dong, Fish Doorbell

In this episode, we talk Chat GPT, rug corners, keto, charging, iPhones, the Office, and fish doorbells.

Apr 08, 202301:00:54
Chip, Mullets, Bowl Cuts, and Beehives, Oh My!

Chip, Mullets, Bowl Cuts, and Beehives, Oh My!

In this episode, Nicole and Michael get to reconnect with their favorite stylist in the world, Mr. Chip Labor. We saw a Facebook post where Chip announced that he had recently given a customer a mullet, and we had to know more.

Mar 26, 202301:02:08
Baseball Might be the One Thing Vinegar Can’t Make Better

Baseball Might be the One Thing Vinegar Can’t Make Better

We've got a joke (or two) for you, a conversation about changes to the official rules for baseball, dealing with stains and your favorite travel mug, dishwasher cleaning, rug corners, Spravato for anxiety and depression, and Nicole's pick for her favorite TikTok account of the week.

Mar 18, 202301:08:45
The New Adventures of Old Spot

The New Adventures of Old Spot

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates about their dog adoption search, powering your home with a generator, and video gaming. They also share tips on maintenance that can extend the life of your headphones, what to do along with the time change over, and the tough choice and process of surrendering or having to re-home a dog.

Mar 11, 202301:02:56
Slammed in the Face With the Door of 'You’re Old'

Slammed in the Face With the Door of 'You’re Old'

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about people who cover the weather online, their most and least favorite commercials from the Super Bowl, new iPhone features, preparing taxes for submission, men's underwear, spring cleaning, gaming, surge protectors and generator fuel. Whew, that's a lot of stuff.

Mar 05, 202301:02:46
If You Go to Home Depot, Ask For Barry

If You Go to Home Depot, Ask For Barry

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share their experience of the great ice storm of 2023 which caused them and more than 750,000 people in Michigan to lose power for several days. They also share an update on Michael’s keratoconus surgery from earlier in the week.
Feb 25, 202347:53
Marc Summers Has Not Responded to Our Request for an Episode Title

Marc Summers Has Not Responded to Our Request for an Episode Title

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about the heart break of adopting and returning a new dog, what's worth watching on streaming video, and updates from their exciting lives in Kalamazoo, MI.

Feb 18, 202301:03:41
Three Words: Cinnamon Macadamia Nuts

Three Words: Cinnamon Macadamia Nuts

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss what they've been watching, Netflix password sharing, M&Ms drama, normalizing being normal, keto treats for Valentines day, and tax season.

Feb 04, 202301:32:44
Sometimes the Magic 8 Ball Gets Things Wrong

Sometimes the Magic 8 Ball Gets Things Wrong

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about dog adoption, custom t-shirts, hiccup remedies, subtitles, streaming, and video games.

Jan 29, 202301:21:32
Wanted: 50 Rooster American Apparel T-shirts

Wanted: 50 Rooster American Apparel T-shirts

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss cool new phrases, what to watch online, when places they love go out of business, and dog toys, treats and adoption.

Jan 21, 202301:06:30
Death, Bad Movies, Blindness and a Rainbow Light

Death, Bad Movies, Blindness and a Rainbow Light

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about what Christmas and New Years was like, Wilhelmina Lolita, dog adoption, what they've been watching online, really cool LED wall/window lights, and keratoconus.

Jan 14, 202301:07:12
Pinocchio Would Make a Terrible Santa

Pinocchio Would Make a Terrible Santa

It this episode, Nicole and Michael chat about their basement, making donations, recycling, Super Mario, what to watch or avoid on streaming right now, and a documentary titled Santa Camp.

Dec 17, 202201:06:42
How to Use $45 Inspirational Soap to Wash $210 Pocketless Sweatpants

How to Use $45 Inspirational Soap to Wash $210 Pocketless Sweatpants

In this episode Nicole and Michael recall their recent adventures and dig into an analysis of Oprah's list of favorite things for 2022.

Dec 10, 202201:18:12
What Are You Grateful For? Nicole Doesn’t Care.

What Are You Grateful For? Nicole Doesn’t Care.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Wilhelmina, mice, the latest shows on Peacock, shelving, and Delicata squash.

Dec 03, 202201:14:39
See, We Don’t Talk About Dogs in Every Episode

See, We Don’t Talk About Dogs in Every Episode

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about snow, snow blowers, rechargeable batteries, ginger ale, peanut butter cookies, the Mario brothers, Pepsi, Christmas movies and black November.

Nov 19, 202201:01:33
You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Buy Chicken

You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Buy Chicken

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about technical difficulties, thanksgiving, smart plugs, fake Dr. Pepper brands, Snow, TV Sitcoms and more.

Nov 12, 202201:04:45
Rate This Episode 5 Stars or an Amazon Delivery Driver Will Yell at You

Rate This Episode 5 Stars or an Amazon Delivery Driver Will Yell at You

In this episode Nicole and Michael talk about social media, voting, billboards in space, Amazon delivery, customer service surveys, and Christmas decorations.

Nov 05, 202201:07:37
Angela Lansbury Solves the Mystery of How to Reverse Your Ceiling Fan

Angela Lansbury Solves the Mystery of How to Reverse Your Ceiling Fan

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about cleaning up leaves in the fall, television shows from the 80s and 90s, life automation, and things everyone should do when the time changes.

Oct 30, 202255:28
We Don’t Know What Winterize Means, But You Should

We Don’t Know What Winterize Means, But You Should

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about what smart things to do as the Fall season gets underway, what's been happening in the world of Mina, an update on their basement, as well as a run down of devices apps and more that they can't live without.

Oct 23, 202201:03:38
He's Been Wearing the Same Pair of Socks for 20 Years

He's Been Wearing the Same Pair of Socks for 20 Years

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share fresh farmer’s market updates, discuss the changing seasons and fall colors, and Nicole shares her two decades of laundry expertise that will save you time and money while making your clothing last longer than you ever dreamed.

Oct 15, 202255:25
Things To Do Before It’s the End of the World

Things To Do Before It’s the End of the World

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates on their adventures in digestive health for their dog Wilhelmina, chayote squash, unexpected MRIs, and how to plan and be prepared for natural disasters or the end of the world.

Oct 01, 202201:03:36
The Worst Part of Having a Podcast is Picking Episode Titles

The Worst Part of Having a Podcast is Picking Episode Titles

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss mail theft and lockable mailboxes, water leaks and mold in their basement, an update on their tree trimming project, and everything that is amazing and wonderful in iOS 16.

Sep 24, 202259:11