Ted & Ed

Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season 3.

As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.

Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are there, and display an unhealthy love for bean puns.

Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon."

They also give a sneak preview of a collection of songs that should go down in history as all-time classics, including "Cheese Is A Yellow Food," "Helmet Head," "The Holy Spork," and more!

Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask? 

Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with shovels in his elbows came to the rescue.

Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe.

5. Humans

4. Sally the Corgi

3. ?

2. ?

1. ?

Listen for the whole list!

Ted & Ed answer your questions, including the genetic makeup of butterflies, who writes the show and whether they can spare a few bucks for one listener.

Send YOUR  questions to questionstedanded@gmail.com.

Judge Jorleen reviews the latest Star Wars show, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Well, she offers 23% of a review, anyway.

Don't forget to send in your questions to questionstedanded@gmail.com. Yours could be answered on a future episode.

Ted & Ed drop out of summer school and meet up with an old friend for some summer adventures.

Ted & Ed receive an email summoning them to summer school. Give a listen to find out all the horrible classes they will be forced to take.

Ted & Ed can't find anything worth watching on TV until the Boneana drops by to tell them about UBN+, a new streaming service that features many movies that are unique, yet sound oddly familiar.

Ted & Ed have been traveling a lot lately, so they decided to share their top 5 favorite modes of transportation. Hear what they have to say about ...

5. Pegasuseses

4. Pyramid

3. Catapult

2. Tumbleweed

1. _______ ... listen to find out!

A mysterious government agent named Tess shows up to recruit Ted & Ed's giant turkey for a top secret military program.

Judge Jorleen is summoned to investigate the disappearance of the Hollywood sign on Easter.

The Nothingworms take over the podcast, discussing such things as their accents and the size of their iPhones, as well as having a heated debate on Google vs. Bing.

Ted & Ed show up for their job interview at NASA only to find out that the position is for androids. Also the android NASA wants is named Ted Edwards. They give it a shot anyway.

Ted & Ed head to the farm to see how Phil is doing under the care of Agnes. A big surprise awaits.

Ted & Ed answer questions about potatoes, working in space, comedy and more! Have question? Send it to questionstedanded@gmail.com.

Ted & Ed somehow land an interview with one of the most famous and recognizable figures in the universe -- The Grim Reaper.

Ted & Ed's Cat Band needs a name. They've narrowed it down to five options ...

6. Sparkly Back Pocket

5. War Frog

4. The Muffin Yeeters

3. Shipwreck Casserole

2. Bob Jovi

1. Giant Smudge

Email us at questionstedanded@gmail.com to help us choose a name!

A natural disaster is threatening to destroy Los Angeles, and only Ted & Ed -- with some help from a wizard and his giant blender -- can stop it.

Ted & Ed's search for a PhiNanny continues, with this week's hunt resulting in an interview with a person who has strange connections to the show.

Ted & Ed need to hire a PhiNanny. What's that? A nanny for Phil, obviously. The poor fellow is just helpless. Will their first candidate for the role -- Walter from Walter 3 -- be a good fit?

Ted & Ed have their sights set on winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award in Season 3. Their first step toward that goal is to take out the competition.

Expect more of everything as Ted & Ed return with a huge goal in mind -- winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award for the first time.

Who is the Villain of the Year? How about the Best Song? And who will win the coveted Podcast of the Year award? Listen to find out!

In this special and very professionally done holiday production, Judge Jorleen receives visits from three very loud and not particularly bright ghosts who all urge her to change her ways.

Ed reveals that she has signed up to be a part of a government experiment. But first, Ted shares the shortest of short stories.

What is your favorite thing to fall out of? Share with us at questionstedanded@gmail.com and we might talk about it on the podcast!

Phil makes another appearance on the podcast, asking Ed to help out with a number of tasks that make him seem not quite as god-like as he used to be.

The turkeys go missing during Thanksgiving season, which makes Ted & Ed a little nervous. They don't have to go far to find the thief.

Ted interviews Ed's parents, Barnaby and Sally, who sound a lot like Ed. They discuss their profession as space cheese scientists, explain why they have billions of children and give insight into what Ed was like as a tiny child.

Ted & Ed answer your questions -- well, question -- about favorite baby birds. 

What's yours? Send us a note to questionstedanded@gmail.com.

Ed brings home a houseplant named Giggles, who turns out to be a surprisingly difficult pet to manage.

Henry and Henrietta stop by to tell Ted & Ed about Octoberfest, the biggest holiday in Schnoopadoop. They also help Ted & Ed create some Octoberfest traditions of their own.

Ed heads to Mount Olympus for an exclusive interview with Ted's father Zeus. With guest appearances from Katie -- Goddess of Basketball -- and Danny -- God of the Front Desk.

Ted & Ed answer all the questions you've been wondering about! Including ...

The contents of their fridge.

Updates on the stork market.

What it's like to get into a fight with shark.

Send your questions to: questionstedanded@gmail.com.

Five people are knocked unconscious, five wilted flowers are rushed to the hospital and five chairs spontaneously combust in a deadly fart attack on a local restaurant. Judge Jorleen is brought in to find the culprit.

Kyle Du Bois, aka The Pope In Plaid, kicks Ted & Ed out of the religion of Sporkism after finding out they have been misusing their sporks.

Lauren stops by to share some true facts that aren't at all made up. No way they're made up. Just go with it OK? Definitely don't research them.

* This episode is sponsored by The Wood Restaurant, which serves only the finest cuisine in wooden form. We'd say to check it out if it were an actual place. It's definitely a good idea, though.

Ted & Ed break down their top 5 gods of all-time. They even welcome them into the studio!

Phil wants to set the record straight on most of the things Ted & Ed say, so he decides to deliver the facts straight to your earholes.

Ted & Ed answer questions (and a statement) from listeners, including their thoughts on pickles and air consumption. They also lend some clarity as to the identity of the strange person sitting on their couch.

Have a question (or statement) for Ted & Ed? Email questionstedanded@gmail.com, or just go here: https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home

Why do Ted & Ed deserve a gold medal at the Olympics?

Ted & Ed decide to buckle down and treat their show with the seriousness it deserves, discussing topics that are professional, interesting and oh so important. At least that's what we're telling you.

Ted & Ed take a vacation to a different planet, and their choice of transportation is unusual yet effective.

From bunnies in large groups to trenches and more, Ted & Ed rank their top 5 natural disasters with the help of some special guests!

Ted & Ed explain why there wasn't an episode last week, and it in no way has anything at all to do with them maybe perhaps going on vacation.

Also, in a new feature, they are taking your statements. Don't worry, if you accidentally submit a question instead, they'll change the punctuation. Go here:

https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home

Ted & Ed bring in Judge Jorleen to judge their talent show. She's not particularly happy about it.

Ted & Ed finally meet Bessie when they are teleported to a farm. They also meet the G.O.A.T goat, a spitting llama, a questioning chicken and a very short and very fancy French chef pig.