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Terminally Chill

Terminally Chill

By Terminally Chill

Wherein two very Normal Catholic Guys goof and gab about whatever we want to, and sometimes what you want us to.
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That Toot's Doing Numbers

Terminally ChillNov 10, 2022

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That Toot's Doing Numbers

That Toot's Doing Numbers

The boys discuss the national events unfolding on November 8th, Hunter updates Matthew on the things going on on the internet, Matthew finds out about toots, the boys talk about fashion (and capitalism?) and then do an extended outro segment on restaurant freakouts. Also, Matthew lies about who he voted for in the last election.

Nov 10, 202257:44
Friar Nick Teaches Us About The Mafia

Friar Nick Teaches Us About The Mafia

Mama mia! Special guest Friar Nick (@FrNickOFMConv) shows up on the pod to chat with the fellas from alien jail. They talk about the Buffalo Bills, jails, ice cream, movies, and what the most important thing to know about Catholicism is. You're not gonna wanna miss this one! Unless you do want to. And that's okay too. 

Oct 27, 202252:18
Beef Fizz and Butthead

Beef Fizz and Butthead

Hunter and Matthew are--well, they're tired. They're angry and they're tired. And you haven't been helping out around the house at all lately, and it, well it just makes them sad. They wish you'd do your share. They've been having a really hard time at work lately and it's just not helping to come home to the place like this every damn day. Get it together, man. We need it.

Beef beverages, AI generated podcast prompts, writing advice, and stories about that kid.

Oct 20, 202248:41
Jazz For Your Ears

Jazz For Your Ears

Matthew and Hunter go through their top ten things list, and boy, is it a wild ride. Are they in any order? Are they even things? Who's to say, but they talk a whole bunch, and at some points, might even make you smile. Or laugh! The world is a crazy, mixed-up, beautiful place sometimes. Jazz!

Oct 13, 202250:46
The Clemson Independent Republic

The Clemson Independent Republic

Podcasting live from alien jail, the fellas have gotten themselves in a real pickle these days! They discuss the 2007 classic Evan Almighty, some classic rom-coms, read some listener mail, and discuss meatloaves. The second half of the show goes into weird European food, former nations, and why Clemson should secede from the union. Stick around to see if they live or die!

17776 and 20020: https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football and https://www.sbnation.com/c/secret-base/21410129/20020/chapters-index

Plant machete: https://twitter.com/canneo2103145/status/1577159976266584066

Oct 06, 202248:43
Non-Euclidean Beds

Non-Euclidean Beds

Those wild and crazy boys continue their traverse through space as they discuss baking, board games, and relationships. Some are saying this is the best opening five minutes anyone has ever done on a podcast, ever. If you stick around until the end there might even be a twist. Who's to say? Not me, I'm just the manager who moonlights as a podcast description writer. Guess it all works out the end for us all...or does it?

Sep 29, 202254:39
Banana Gaslighting

Banana Gaslighting

Holy wow! The fellas go all over the place in this one, as they launch their first episode from space, and somehow create a Patreon account while doing so. Topics discussed include mailing yourself, fish oil, what to get your loved ones for the holidays, the dark side of the moon, and young earth creationism.


https://www.patreon.com/terminallychillpod

Sep 22, 202257:15
That Moose Is Your Dad Now

That Moose Is Your Dad Now

The gang gets back together to tell the story of Touchdown the Bear, as well as some other notable bears. They talk about zoos and cocaine, too. 

Guy gets visited by a moose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVjsCYlc1IY 

Guy gets visited by a bear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0 

Sep 08, 202249:20
Gandalf Style Pizza

Gandalf Style Pizza

We're back.

Sep 01, 202251:09
Ep. 29: 24 Hour Spaghetti Bath Challenge

Ep. 29: 24 Hour Spaghetti Bath Challenge

Finally, the internet episode! The one about the internet! The boys talk social media, old YouTube, and give some recommendations for content they enjoy. A blast, I tell you, a blast!

Apr 29, 202150:01
Ep. 28: Cosmic Uncle

Ep. 28: Cosmic Uncle

Stop me if you've heard this before, but the boys really do go all over the place in this one. From hot boy summer and their attempts to lose some weight, to fruit, to immortality, there's a little something here for everyone. Even the scurvy deniers!

Apr 22, 202147:56
Ep. 27: We're Nuts About Eggs!

Ep. 27: We're Nuts About Eggs!

Egg.

Apr 15, 202143:01
Ep. 26: Sneaking Some Coins Into Heaven

Ep. 26: Sneaking Some Coins Into Heaven

Salutations! The fellas hit all the high notes in this one, starting with labor politics before moving to death, mercy, grace, and filling a pool with soda. We're having a great time--I hope you are too.

Mar 25, 202154:31
Ep. 25: March Sadness

Ep. 25: March Sadness

In what is perhaps their most incredible project to date, the gang fills out their bracket of Top 16 Terminally Chill episodes! Some fun reflection on the past and how far they've come in the podcasting world, and if you listen long enough, you might just hear the SHOCKING episode that wins it all! For those who want to play along at home, check our Twitter @tchillpod to fill out the bracket yourself! Wow! Happy bracket!

Mar 18, 202151:03
Ep. 24: Pizza Reviews and Two Minute Theatre ft. Kluver

Ep. 24: Pizza Reviews and Two Minute Theatre ft. Kluver

Yowie! The boys have their good friend and repeat guest Kluver (@IowaKatholic) on the show to catch up. The gang discusses very important political issues such as frozen pizza, short plays, Margaritaville, and hot tubs. It's a blast!

Work Sucks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-0vjJAqVTA

Mar 11, 202152:25
Ep. 23: Terminally Chill Unplugged

Ep. 23: Terminally Chill Unplugged

Yeehaw! The fellas ride into this one talking about some more music. They rally back to discuss the oft-forgotten Justin Bieber/Bill Clinton saga, and then take a turn into cancel culture and mercy. Wowza! They sure did put out more content.

Mar 04, 202150:51
Ep. 22: Peeing Is A Sin

Ep. 22: Peeing Is A Sin

Our long national nightmare ends as the dudes get back together to chat all things Lent! In a very penitential episode, the boys talk weird Midwest food (we love you Midwest fans), Lenten practices, peeing, and McDonalds. Really there's something for everyone here. Here's to another delightful season of odd topics and many laughs!

Feb 25, 202145:59
BONUS: Storytime with Hunter

BONUS: Storytime with Hunter

In this surprise episode, Hunter takes you through one of the classic stories that has just been released into public domain: The Great Gatsby. He reads you the first chapter of the critically-acclaimed novel in a terrifying slew of voices that can be described as somewhere between "generic brand New York City" and "time-traveler from the 50s". Also some of the women are British? It's not very good, and the voices get mixed up, but you can't say he didn't try. And in the end, isn't that what matters?

Feb 20, 202128:24
Ep. 21: We Will Chaperone Your Date

Ep. 21: We Will Chaperone Your Date

Happy Valentine's Week! The boys celebrate the only way they know how: a 15 minute discussion about which Weezer song is the most romantic. But hey, if you don't like Weezer, be sure to stick around--they also give out many a love tip and cute date idea after that! Probably not their best work, to be honest. But they sure did try!

Feb 11, 202149:48
Ep. 20: Holding Your Pee Is Alpha

Ep. 20: Holding Your Pee Is Alpha

Wowee! The boys wander around Podcastland before settling in on....no topic in particular. Matthew airs his frustration with "alpha males", and Hunter gets desperately side-tracked by the Goofy movie series. Lots of tossing and turning and storytelling before a discussion about what the fellas want to get up to after covid and some thoughts about party fouls.

Feb 04, 202153:54
Ep. 19: Everything Is Harry Potter

Ep. 19: Everything Is Harry Potter

Hooooo boy! The boys start off with Kermit impressions and amusement parks, and then go into a solid discussion on Disney, media obsession, and fandom. Along the way they make stops at Homer Simpson, Santa, Dolly Parton, and Jim the Rhino. Who's Jim the Rhino? Oh, you'll find out all right. They'll all find out. They close with a couple takes on evangelization and being normal for a lovely little lead-up to the season finale!

Jan 28, 202155:24
Ep. 18: Uncanny Valley of Guy

Ep. 18: Uncanny Valley of Guy

Oh baby! Not another episode of my favorite podcast! Yes indeed, that is what this is. The fellas do a Tight Five on football and then try out a new endeavor on the show: Reviewing Twitter accounts! Here are the accounts they reviewed on the show: @downbadpatrol @makeupaguy @tchillpod @MaleBulldogs @the_ironsheik. If you liked it be sure to let them know and they'll do it again in the future!

Jan 21, 202150:12
Ep. 17: Pope Pinion IV feat. Friar Nick, Reilly, Brother Theresa, and KB

Ep. 17: Pope Pinion IV feat. Friar Nick, Reilly, Brother Theresa, and KB

Holy cow! A magnificent crossover episode with Brother Theresa and Reilly (@BrotherTheresa_, @reillycosgrove, @breillypod), KB (@kmcb_22, "Thoughts I Should Keep To Myself" podcast), and Friar Nick (@FrNickOFMConv). We have a grand ol' time hanging out, and topics discussed include: car pope, shark pope, Jell-o, RVs, and a lot of silly stories. Enjoy the chaos!

Jan 14, 202101:08:04
Ep. 16: Sucker Punch Your Friends

Ep. 16: Sucker Punch Your Friends

Wowza! Another hot and fresh episode right off the presses! This one starts with some bangin' Alex Jones impressions, and continues with talk on accents, impressions, musicals, stage fright, classic novels, and art. Those boys sure do love being silly and they don't stop with this one!

43:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8

Jan 07, 202145:45
Ep. 15: If You Need A Pizza, Dial 911

Ep. 15: If You Need A Pizza, Dial 911

For the final episode of 2020, the fellas fire off a range of spicy opinions on everything from movies and cultural media to bowling and young adult activities. If you stick around to the end, you'll get to hear some great Papa John's talk. A little more serious than the other ones, but we think you'll love it all the same. 

Dec 31, 202056:54
Ep. 14: Mr. Peanut Goes To War

Ep. 14: Mr. Peanut Goes To War

It's the Christmas episode! But you'd be forgiven for not thinking that based on the title. The fellas chat a bit about what happened this year and reflect on good times and bad. Lots of fun little anecdotes and stories about this strange year. Hope you enjoy, and here's to more podcast in 2021!

Dec 24, 202058:52
Ep. 13: Being Normal Is Irony Now

Ep. 13: Being Normal Is Irony Now

Guess who's back? Back again? Podcast's back? Tell a friend? The boys talk irony and being normal online for a bit before launching into listener questions. Wacky roommate stories and nachos take the forefront until--oh no, what is that THING approaching at the 37 minute mark, my goodness, what could it BE--it's Fuddruckers, folks. The podcast takes a hard left detour to talk about the burger chain and uncover its wild past, present, and perhaps future.

Dec 17, 202049:51
Ep. 12: You Wanna Know How I Got This Milk?

Ep. 12: You Wanna Know How I Got This Milk?

Milk.

Dec 10, 202049:24
Ep. 11: Tonogna Bologna

Ep. 11: Tonogna Bologna

As always, the boys set to talk about a topic and veer off wildly throughout. A little chatting about Confession and Confession times to start off, followed by the meat of the episode wherein they discuss weird things they were scared of as kids. A bit over halfway through the episode takes a sharp detour as they get distracted by the tale of Tony Meatballs. All's well that ends well, and this one sure does.  

Dec 03, 202052:47
Ep. 10: What are Women? feat. Caroline
Nov 26, 202050:59
Ep. 9: Don't Lick Wall Sockets

Ep. 9: Don't Lick Wall Sockets

The boys are back on air--and this time, it's personal. They complain about stuff that makes them upset, talk about being upset online, and really go all over the place. Lots of jokes, some serious talk about empathy and God's mercy near the end (sorry in advance). Matthew and Hunter...might just be getting along this time. Hopefully that one sticks. Also, bowling. 

Nov 19, 202056:33
Ep. 8: Fire Sauce ASMR feat. Kluver
Nov 12, 202046:07
Ep. 7: Morp: It's Prom Backward
Nov 05, 202056:26
Ep. 6: In Monkey Hell There Is No Banana

Ep. 6: In Monkey Hell There Is No Banana

The boys talk about monkeys for a bit, before diving into the Internet and all of the amazing sites on offer. The Internet really is a magical place! Hunter unfortunately didn’t bring it this episode. He is becoming a liability at this point. *sigh*  I just wanted this to be a good podcast.

Links:

16:35 spacejam.com

25:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titles (@DeletedWiki)

32:30 https://www.pmichaud.com/toast/

40:10 tacospin.com

46:30 zombo.com

Mental Floss Article: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53792/17-ancient-abandoned-websites-still-work

Oct 29, 202050:46
Ep. 5: WarioSingles.com feat. Friar Nick

Ep. 5: WarioSingles.com feat. Friar Nick

Boy howdy! The boys get a little clerical as their first guest, Friar Nick (@FrNickOFMConv) joins the show. They talk about everything from Wario to Wu-Tang, the Muppets to Microsoft Excel. Matthew and Hunter administer a game--Who Said It, Friar Nick or The Grinch?--to their esteemed guest.  Meanwhile Matthew, and stop me if you're heard this one before, makes a complete and utter fool out of himself before they take some listener questions. Yeehaw!

Oct 22, 202052:49
Ep. 4: Giddy Up and Saddle Down

Ep. 4: Giddy Up and Saddle Down

The boys reminisce about college, trading tales of stupidity. Hunter of course embarrasses himself yet again. He really is a buffoon. The boys also unwittingly create a new kind of guy -- the respectful cowboy.

Oct 15, 202058:45
All Dogs Have Same Brain
Oct 08, 202050:34
Purity Rap

Purity Rap

Hunter and Matthew talk about emails and rappers at men's talks. Hunter, an embarrassment of a human being, lays out his opinions on the wasted potential of email as a form of communication. It's super annoying. Classic Hunter am I right? Enjoy the episode. 

Oct 01, 202057:02
Several RomComs at Once

Several RomComs at Once

Matthew and Hunter discuss a curious purveyor of breakfast meats and his documenting thereof. An attempt to introduce this new maiden voyage occurs and is subsequently botched. Matthew—a hack and complete fraud—comments on the origin of “white knighting” before the boys launch into a full-scale discussion on the rise and fall of the Roman Empi—just kidding, they talk about simping. They decide Matthew is one but Hunter isn’t. The boys wrap up with a couple missed outros and one half-decent one. 

Sep 23, 202053:26