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Terminal Satan

Terminal Satan

By Jake Ledoux and Mezrah Masada
Jake and Mezrah talk about everything from the Space Shuttle to cannibalism.
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TS017 - Straight Outta Egypt
We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!
1:14:00
January 9, 2021
TS016 - Mortality is Overrated
A single suburban father (Kevin James) works at a mall as a security guard to make ends meet, and he takes his job very seriously, even though most of his colleagues and customers don't. As the holidays approach, Paul gets his moment to shine when Santa's little helpers shut down the mall down and take hostages, including his daughter and girlfriend. He realizes no one knows the place better than he does, and he mounts his trusty steed, a Segway, and goes to the rescue.
1:11:42
January 2, 2021
TS015 - CHRISTMAS
Santa's a dumbass. What's the best pie? Did Frosty the Snowman deserve to die? Merry Christmas, everyone! See you next year.
2:22:41
December 24, 2020
TS014 - The Election
Can any dino-experts please inform us on the scientific consensus as to whether the Pachycephalosaurus head contained coconut milk? Jake would like to know. Advice from close-minded anti-milk "scientists" will be disregarded.
1:14:57
December 19, 2020
TS013 - American Moanfest 2
The world fucking sucks. Here's why. [NOTICE: We refer to this episode as "episode 12" multiple times, this is a result of scheduling errors that cause a few episodes to get pushed by one slot.]
1:20:53
November 21, 2020
TS012 - Obsolism
[Heads up: we refer to this episode as #11 multiple times because this was recorded in September, before our plans for the Halloween special were finalized. So just ignore that.] ANYWAY, in this episode Jake and Mezrah listen to audio clips from a super-secret project, and discuss Jake's made-up religion; Obsolism. Buckle up, this one's a bumpy ride.
1:27:19
November 7, 2020
TS011 - HALLOWEEN
It's spoopy time, and in this episode Mezrah and Jake talk about all things both spooky AND scary. Horror movies, ghost hunting, nightmares, mermaids, and turkeys; it's all here. Happy Halloween!
2:28:55
October 31, 2020
TS010 - Nostalgia
Jake and Mezrah discuss video games past and present, the pain of data-loss, and the ethics of art theft in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.
1:07:37
October 24, 2020
TS009 - Sellouts
Apparently we're owned by Spotify. Other topics include David Blaine Up-ing himself, tattoos, cannibalism, and toxic masculinity.
1:06:14
October 10, 2020
TS008 - Can Plants Feel?
The downsides of Neuralink, Mezrah's questions about evolution by natural selection, Steve Wozniak's large nostril, and more!
1:02:36
September 26, 2020
TS007 - Pain
Mezrah's losing his wisdom teeth. Jake dreads life. Oh, and the seven wonders suck.
1:03:21
September 12, 2020
TS006 - Tim Travel
Do you even read the descriptions? Jake and Mezrah hired me to write these but they don't ever stick to one topic so I just sit here listening to the episodes over and over for hours trying to make sense of the madness and I don't even know if it's worth doing. My life is a joke. If you're reading this then that means they didn't even bother to proof-read what I've written for this episode which only confirms that they don't care. They don't even pay me minimum wage and they say that if I report them to the government then they'll fire me which I'm not even sure is legal but I need the money to pay for my kid's medication, so really what can I do? Fuck it. Just listen to the goddamn episode, I can't be bothered.
58:26
August 29, 2020
TS005 - Jake Hates Pop Music
We compare music genres, explain production techniques, and talk about how music affected us during our childhood.
1:14:06
July 25, 2020
TS004 - Conspiracy Theories
We talk about the most ridiculous conspiracy theories and why people might believe them. THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR LIZARD PEOPLE AND OTHER INTELLIGENT REPTILES™ (IALPOIR).
1:16:10
July 11, 2020
TS003 - Mezrah Goes Vegan
Are deaf people handicapped? Just how stupid are kids? What knowledge lies within the Book of Mezrah? We answer all these questions and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.
1:24:29
June 27, 2020
TS002 - American Moanfest
We talk about things that get on our nerves.
1:41:59
June 13, 2020
TS001 - Pilot / Robo-Rights
In this pilot episode we discuss SpaceX's DM-2 mission, Robo-Rights, and other things.
1:21:23
May 30, 2020