Terminal Satan

We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that.

Music attribution:

Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this episode we go through Mezrah's old invention diary where he catalogues his (patent-pending) revolutions in military technology.

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We've got a slightly shorter episode this week, but next time we'll be back with a jam-packed high-energy episode as usual!

Black belts, nuclear pizza, flaccid mohawks, and more in this episode of TERMINAL SATAN. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured on the podcast.

Jacob interviews for Terminal Satan and Mezrah expands his rotator cuffs.

[our description guy is on christmas break]

If you like us at our most delirious then this episode is for you. There is no rational thought or useful opinions to be found anywhere in this episode. Oh, and Mezrah explains the meaning of life towards the end.

In this episode we use AI to generate alternate scenes from Star Wars and The

Matrix, listen to Goofy's presidential inauguration speech, ask Einstein how he

invented time travel, solve a 1930s murder mystery, and so much more!

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future episode.

Music used:

Arcadia by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3377-arcadia

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Private Reflection by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4241-private-reflection

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this episode we moan about computers, martial arts, Mezrah, backseat-drivers, and a whole lot more! Check it.

BOO! It's a super scary Halloween episode - again! Buckle-in, strap-down, suit-up, and brush your teeth because you're in for a crazy time.

In this episode we talk about Kanye West's Donda and the challenge of following up on success, how YouTube is our modern Library of Alexandria, and engineering Yetis to enhance our society.

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In this episode we talk about collections, recasts, alternative math, Comma.ai's OpenPilot, and birthdays.

In this episode we talk about stealing from Lowe's, oiling fish, Mezrah's lack of taste, Jake's superior taste, and "food". Tune in... or don't, I don't care.

This week Jake and Mezrah share and discuss their rankings of the following categories: Fast food restaurants, Pixar movies, video game consoles, Star Wars villains, and U.S. States.

dscrptions r 4 loozrs

We reveal the top 10 reasons to sleep with Jeff Bezos, explain gravity on a flat earth, Mezrah pitches eugenics, and we figure out how many Mike Tysons it takes to kill a tiger in primal combat.

It's the Season 2 premiere of Terminal Satan! We kick things off with our first guest, a major YouTube collaboration, and some hilarious insect commentary. Get ready, it's gonna be a great season!

It's the finale of Season One of Terminal Satan and we've brought our best. This is a jam-packed space slam of an episode. Thanks for listening!

We talk about cryptocurrencies, OpenAI, the afterlife, and what AI-generated movies we'd want to watch.

Daft Punk is dead. Bands are dead. Dr. Seuss is also dead. But does it matter?

We talk about boiling lobsters, the Roswell incident, and xenophobia in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

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If you've got a bunker or know bunker people, get in touch! We talk about zombies, bunker logistics, and Jake's grievances with photography in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

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Jake gets hacked, Mezrah taxidermies a giant squid, we start Robot Butlers Incorporated, Mezrah invents self-walking robot legs, and we discuss whether it's worth it to kill 10 people with a steak knife for a billion dollars. All this and more in this whale of an episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

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Mezrah is bad at sleeping and Jake is annoyed with generational definitions. That and more in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

We talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, internet monopolies, and the pains of running a website. This episode was recorded on January 7th 2021.

In this episode Mezrah closes his ears and Jake gets yelled at by his internal monologue.

We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!

A single suburban father (Kevin James) works at a mall as a security guard to make ends meet, and he takes his job very seriously, even though most of his colleagues and customers don't. As the holidays approach, Paul gets his moment to shine when Santa's little helpers shut down the mall down and take hostages, including his daughter and girlfriend. He realizes no one knows the place better than he does, and he mounts his trusty steed, a Segway, and goes to the rescue.

Santa's a dumbass. What's the best pie? Did Frosty the Snowman deserve to die?

Merry Christmas, everyone! See you next year.

Can any dino-experts please inform us on the scientific consensus as to whether the Pachycephalosaurus head contained coconut milk? Jake would like to know. Advice from close-minded anti-milk "scientists" will be disregarded.

The world fucking sucks. Here's why.

[NOTICE: We refer to this episode as "episode 12" multiple times, this is a result of scheduling errors that cause a few episodes to get pushed by one slot.]