Join in as I quickly discuss my extreme dislike for all the people jumping on the “HALLOWEEN IS LIKE MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!” Bandwagon & why it pisses me off like no other along with the “Fall” people. 🤢🤢🦑🦑🔥🔥🔥🔥
Welcome to a quickie celebration of movies all hitting their 30 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Aka The Little Mermaid, Kiki’s Delivery Service, & Teen Witch!!! What on earth was going on this year that made people think MERMAIDS & WITCHES?!
Good morning listeners! Dive into the most recent porn I came across that actually wasn’t that awful? I discuss HAND DOMINATION, which I didn’t quite know was a thing. But I think I could be into it? Also, FemDoms. It’s a little newer for me. Reasons why I could totally be about it.
Welcome into a super dirty episode where I have once again fallen into the interesting side of the pornscape. In this episode I question the validity of “public sex” porn & also touch upon real-life public sex. I also discuss FUNNEL CREAM-PIES! Hot or just freakin’ weird?!
Listen in to a picky Sagittarius girl’s POV on why she doesn’t think it’s wrong to not wanna settle for men who don’t make her weak at the knees. Why she isn’t afraid to admit that the whole package is important to a girl like her and why she won’t settle for somebody who doesn’t absolutely make her entire body melt at the simple sound of their voice, touch, & caress. Also why it’s important to listen to yourself about who u really wanna be with & why because your friends are not the ones dating anybody else you are. Unless ur in that weird friend group who fuks everybody, which unfortunately I know the kind of people who do that. Messy to say the least.
Have you ever had the pleasure of running into people who are honestly to blame for insecurities in your dating life?! Especially when it was people from your first relationship & the girl next door who kinda ruined your life a little?! Come listen in & find out who’s honestly to blame in big part for people I hate & why I’m still kinda mad about that whole situation???
Come try to follow the random questions that arised from watching Hot Dog The Movie & Ski School 2. Does snow make you horny? Why were there so many movies about skiing in the 80’s? Soooo many boobs! Omg!
Sometimes I honestly hate being the way I am & I think sometimes it’s darkly healthy to admit self-hate because one has to see flaws and all that’s wrong with their actions in order to better themselves right? And or move on from being the awkward screw-up they sometimes feel like.
Come and listen as I ask my favorite audience some fun questions like would u pay for a sex toy in quarters? Does weed make you spill your emotions? Is alcohol the “only” truth serum? Or realistically do different drugs affect everybody bodies differently? Take a listen and thank you for stopping by!
Come join in as I discuss the newest category of porn I’ve been watching, porn phrases & types that absolutely gross me out, & whether or not amateur porn is better than super set up porn. I also discuss tips for thick bitchez on riding face and cool new sex furniture & toys I’ve recently come across on ExtremeRestraints.com.
Hi you guys! Come join in a topic that has the internet in an UPROAR...BLACK ARIEL. Come walk with me as I discuss why BROADWAY is honestly the much better option than sitting through the most recent live action versions of the Disney animated classics. Also find out why I much more prefer the animated versions to these live actions ones & why if ur gonna watch the slew of nothing new movies, why it’s a much more magical experience on BROADWAY!
How far would you go to satisfy your lady? Would you fuck her in lingerie? Would you wear a chin or thigh strap-on just to give her the best foreplay of her life? What are your thoughts on non-vanilla sex avenues?
Listen in as I discuss my most recent brush with the opposite sex. An ex bf of my ex bff’s to be exact. Join into the convo and see what this kid did to earn a spot onto my podcast & what he had the nerve to tell me on FB Messenger & why it pissed me off to no other degree.
Listen in as I discuss a very interesting case of Forensic Files & why this episode is so different from many of the cases I’ve stumbled upon! Also, I discuss the mindset the murdering mommy must have been in to kill her two children in the dead of night while her husband slept upstairs. I also question what drives a mother to act so recklessly.
Welcome in for a playful little episode on me imagining if I got a side hustle as an erotic audio book reader. Also listen in as I question who makes the descriptions you see on the fuckable sex dolls/ male sex toys.
How do you think you should compliment a girl? Do you think telling her you want to fuk her as Marie Antoinette is appropriate??? Is that what you think I want to hear from strangers that I literally don’t care about or know? Thoughts please.
I just wanted to give a shout-out to Jay for calling into my show, even if it was on the creepier side! Still totally appreciated & I love hearing from my listeners! So thank you once again to anybody who actually interacts with me on my show!
Hey guys! Join in as I discuss a run-in I had tonight with the infamous Maytag Fridge! I also recap the things she did & why you SHOULD NOT follow in her footsteps! Because ya may end up in my Podcast & on my list of people I cannot stand!
Welcome as I discuss the gross misconceptions that older people used to relay to younger folk in their budding sexuality & why that’s not ok! Also, listen as I discuss some crazy stories I’ve heard from people lately’
Join me as a I discuss personal incidents of people not minding their business, showing off their privilege, breaking the law without a care, & my favorite 24/7 food places NOT being open when they should be. -___-
Join me today as I discuss the importance of still having sleepovers with ur friends no matter what age & why keeping ur friendships in good check is really important. Also just an update on why I haven’t gotten to recording many new episodes lately. Thank u 4 tuning in. I appreciate all y’all. 💖
Hey you guys! Join me as I ask a great question like whether or not you feel it’s appropriate to put your LIVE birthing video on the Social Media platforms. Would you? Is any different than showing your snatch for sexual pleasure? Agree? Disagree? I also touch upon dulas, midwives, at-home births, the benefits, IUDs, & other options for womanly areas of concerns.
Hey you guys! Join me for an exclusive interview with my special guest star Deuandra T. Brown! She’s a local AZ director, producer, editor, musician, and actress. In this episode, I also get an insider’s look at her new Christmas thriller A Larceny Christmas! Be sure to follow her on all of her social media outlets!
Join me as I discuss my new response to those really annoying strangers & also I talk about one of the craziest things I got asked by a stranger lately! Also, random stuff about my newest encounter with the Diva cups.
Good morning you guys! Join me as I talk about the places/objects I’ve heard guys cum on & why I’m kinda grossed out about it! Also, let’s talk about some things you may have not known about Bettie Page.
Join me as I discuss a clip I was watching from my dirty Twitter about circle jerking and why I personally am questioning why the title said “STRAIGHT” guys circle jerking. What’s straight for a guy these days? If you have any input or can better explain or answer my questions, shoot me an e-mail @ MermaidDesertRain@yahoo.com! Thanks again for all your listens and find me on IG @ Bubblegumalicious or MermaidDesertRain
Hey you guys! Today’s episode is about patience and timing & why sometimes even after many rejections, things are worth the wait & effort. Plus, some fun gardening things! Overall, a “wholesome” & positive episode 4 those who may be feeling frustrated & blue.
Welcome as I discuss the personally spooky idea that the moon may possibly not be a natural object & instead was created & brought in by others. Also join me for a personal nightmare that I experienced last night.
Welcome as I ask an infamous question to my listeners. How much porn is “too much” porn? Is there such a thing as too much Twitter porn? Is it bad for my health that I’m following so much gay porn on my Twitter? Do I have a problem? Or can I just really appreciate nice big dick???
Join me as I discuss tarot cards, my first experiences with them, a history of them, anddd what they are all about. I also touch on love spells because we are nearing V-day & I’m just curious how many people are about to be given some. Lol. Just a disclaimer: I HAVE NVR CAST ANY SUCH THINGS. Just a fun topic for V-Day! ;p
Join me this spectacular Friday as I discuss some of those random Snapchat guys who u could call my “fans” & why their assumptions set my soul on fire! I’ll probably burst into flames before the end of the night to be honest.
Hi guys! Join me as I discuss crazy stories I heard from my ex-cammer friend! I also confess the weirdest places I’ve gotten off solo & the craziest places I’ve ever tried to get it in! Kinky or plain vanilla?!
Welcome! Join me as I discuss my weird obsession with vocal tone & why I can’t be into guys that sound a certain way. Am I just anal or is my pickiness in men justifiable? What’s my obsession with guys I’ve really liked? Why am I like this? Why in the past have I settled for dating guys I wasn’t really into?
Welcome night owls as I continue our very sexual topics as of late. In this episode I question the validity of some of the porn I watch. How much is real? How much is fake?! How much jizz can a man physically churn out?
Join me as I take a little dip into storyline porn & we all wonder how one got into doing such a type of acting? Those who can’t act good do porn? That’s the exact question I’m asking & all my listeners. I also touch upon whether watching too much porn is harmful to actual physical relations men have with women. Does it make them think too highly of their performance? Do trash sex partners & girls who fake orgasms ever just tell each other they suck or that they were faking?
Join me as a take you through a virtually graphic tour of vageemm that u ain’t coming back from. Because I’m not sure I’m even coming back from the porn I just watched. Friendly reminder to why we should be careful with our sexy time.
Join me for a stinky discussion about people & their super offensive body odor and why I’m still shook about how their in relations. Do they know their SO smells? Are they nose-blind? Do they not notice?!
Welcome allll. Join me tonight as I discuss the newest addition to my toy collection (because I’m having a serious problem right now) and what makes this newest addition probably one of my most interesting additions...because the toy in question has a “pierced” tip. Also, let’s discuss my concern about real life pierced dick & all the unanswered questions I have about them/ pierced genitals in general.
Ever wonder what happened to that power couple who drake kale together & worked out with each obsessively? Ever wonder why they broke up because their relationship was public & well-known & now it's like they literally got deleted out of their lives? Me tooooo!
Finding out what to do with this situation which is killing me softly as it always does. Trying to find adult pathways to a better outcome. Trying to gain that respect. Always thinking about what could have been done or what should be done in the future.