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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299 (the unlisted episodes). Uploaded these so they're easily accessible for new and past listeners. THIS IS NOT THE MAIN PODCAST. You won't find new episodes here. Only the past ones that were harder to find.

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#299: Walking over hot coals to 300

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299Feb 25, 2021

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#299: Walking over hot coals to 300

#299: Walking over hot coals to 300

TESD mulls getting into the self help business.
Feb 25, 202101:27:57
#298: Angel Taxidermy

#298: Angel Taxidermy

Walt censors Git ‘Em, Fat News, Billy Joel vs Mick Jagger, Bry agrees to co-chaperone a rock n roll show.
Feb 25, 202101:45:24
#297: Pops Johnson

#297: Pops Johnson

Walt defends cuddly fish, Q gets big timed, Bry eagerly awaits the Olympics implosion.
Feb 25, 202101:24:09
#296: The Bry who saw Tomorrow

#296: The Bry who saw Tomorrow

Walt takes on a brontosaurus, Bry amazes and mystifies, Q shaves his beard.
Feb 25, 202101:29:51
#295: I’ll Fly when I’m Dead

#295: I’ll Fly when I’m Dead

Git ‘Em oversteps musically, Bry misses the point of overkill, Q powers the afterlife, Walt goes Crazationist.
Feb 25, 202101:49:16
#294: Tuesday Q

#294: Tuesday Q

Disaster Movies, racist restaurants, Q loves the Great White Way, Drug addled fish.
Feb 25, 202101:40:41
#293: Who’s your Daddy?

#293: Who’s your Daddy?

Walt, Bry, Ming & Sunday Jeff bring their kids down to the old fishing hole. Q confronts an ugly chapter in TESD history.
Feb 25, 202101:47:12
#292: Gorilla Plums

#292: Gorilla Plums

A parrot turns stool pigeon, Sage’s cat bankrupts Bry. The TESD town Marshall issues a gag order.
Feb 25, 202101:40:44
#291: What’s Behind the Green, Red, Blue and Yelluh Door?

#291: What’s Behind the Green, Red, Blue and Yelluh Door?

Missing people, Sex Totems and Walmart.
Feb 25, 202101:40:15
#290: Demerit Badge

#290: Demerit Badge

Plane crashes, pigeon eating, a Stash employee is cursed.
Feb 25, 202101:09:29
#288.5: Marco Yoho

#288.5: Marco Yoho

Marc Costello: 1972-2016
Feb 25, 202105:24
#288: Bat Boy Lives

#288: Bat Boy Lives

Illuminati blood sacrifices, hapless hikers and X-ray vision.
Feb 25, 202101:36:59
#287: Gangsta’ Gangsta’

#287: Gangsta’ Gangsta’

TESD loses a listener, Bry fights the power, does Tarzan hold up?
Feb 25, 202101:07:27
#286: Here Comes the Firepigs

#286: Here Comes the Firepigs

Bry, Walt & Q talk drugs & rock n roll with Monster Magnet’s Dave Wyndorf. No sexy stuff though.
Feb 25, 202101:37:27
#285: They’re Trying to Scare You, Crow

#285: They’re Trying to Scare You, Crow

Bry makes a powerful enemy, Walt sees something and says nothing, Q and Walt opine on Batman V Superman.
Feb 25, 202101:29:44
#284: The Stoolening Two: God’s Anus

#284: The Stoolening Two: God’s Anus

Bry, Walt & Q delve into the paranormal with tales of time travel, devil shaves & ticket scalping.
Feb 25, 202101:04:56
#283: Stoolburger in Paradise

#283: Stoolburger in Paradise

Führer information, Q wakes up nude & confused, a tot bests Bry.
Feb 25, 202157:42
#282: The Super Q-Man Test

#282: The Super Q-Man Test

Bry and Walt have a midlife crisis. Q weighs in on the ultimate test.
Feb 25, 202101:07:48
#281: Dis Nut

#281: Dis Nut

Q takes a trip to Blighty, the TESD live show is revealed, Fuhrer Information makes it’s return.
Feb 25, 202157:19
#280: Petting the Invisible Dog

#280: Petting the Invisible Dog

Conspiracy theories, log rides and glistening nude dudes.
Feb 25, 202101:51:18
#279: Brian Quinn has the Sniffles

#279: Brian Quinn has the Sniffles

Which is why we present the 2nd Space Monkeys show from the IJ cruise.
Feb 25, 202101:18:25
#278: Brian Quinn Goes Cruisin’

#278: Brian Quinn Goes Cruisin’

Q, Bry and Sal are joined by a who’s who of Impractical Jokers cruise stars in this live Space Monkeys show.
Feb 25, 202101:19:13
#277: Brian Quinn

#277: Brian Quinn

Brian ‘Q’ Quinn of the Impractical Jokers chats with two guys who also happen to be near microphones.
Feb 25, 202101:16:07
#276: Brian Quinn is on this podcast

#276: Brian Quinn is on this podcast

Brian Quinn is on this podcast.
Feb 25, 202101:24:10
#275: Quinn Returns to Port

#275: Quinn Returns to Port

All ashore as the guys speculate that the 13%ers may be a significantly larger number than previously thought. TESD delivers a special early Valentines present to all romantics.
Feb 25, 202101:48:28
#274: Quinn Plus 8

#274: Quinn Plus 8

Bry and Q plot high-seas hijinks. Walt discovers Netflix.
Feb 25, 202152:20
#273: The Quinn Who Saw Tomorrow

#273: The Quinn Who Saw Tomorrow

The return of Overkill.
Feb 25, 202101:20:11
#272: Tick, Tock

#272: Tick, Tock

Walt introduces a lukewarm button game. TESD learns “if you see something…unless even the remotest chance of offending someone exists…then ya gotta roll the dice."
Feb 25, 202101:29:30
#271: Q in a Quandary

#271: Q in a Quandary

TESD talks Star Wars, beauty pageants and whether or not Hilary Clinton is their Abuela.
Feb 25, 202101:18:40
#270: Red and Yellow, Black and White

#270: Red and Yellow, Black and White

Bry reveals a pill poppin’ low point. Walt’s Christmas spirit takes a dent. Q hangs out with a 70 year old rocker.
Feb 25, 202101:20:14
#269: Teflon 4 Life

#269: Teflon 4 Life

TESD discusses…and is completely attuned to the topics of politics, religion and social issues of every stripe.
Feb 25, 202101:34:33
#268: Make a Wish (again)

#268: Make a Wish (again)

TESD tackles a sick ant’s bullet points.
Feb 25, 202101:52:45
#267: The Three Horsemen

#267: The Three Horsemen

Walt’s lame attempt at rocking posits him as a drunk . Bry and Walt reminisce about their former bowling league. Two Ants play “That Git ‘emtainment” to win a free cabin on the IJ cruise.
Feb 25, 202101:51:23
#266.5: Sunday Jeff is coming to town

#266.5: Sunday Jeff is coming to town

In which Sunday Jeff makes merry and tricks the listeners into a download.
Feb 25, 202127:16
#266: Emperor Flanagan

#266: Emperor Flanagan

The annual ‘offensive Halloween costumes’ are reviewed. TESD brings in Red Bank’s top necromancer to school them in the dark arts.
Feb 25, 202102:11:43
#265: The Blue Juice Comics 1 True 3 Invitational Part 2

#265: The Blue Juice Comics 1 True 3 Invitational Part 2

10 men enter the deception octagon. Only 1 will exit.
Feb 25, 202102:22:25
#264: The Blue Juice Comics 1 True 3 Invitational Part 1

#264: The Blue Juice Comics 1 True 3 Invitational Part 1

10 men enter the deception octagon. Only 1 will exit.
Feb 25, 202102:34:25
#263: Let me have it mang

#263: Let me have it mang

Ignoring medical advice, TESD convenes for a Sunday session. The guys lament age, death and taxes. Walt makes a late night TV discovery and questions if Q could survive paradise.
Feb 25, 202101:22:23
#262: Hospital Hijinx

#262: Hospital Hijinx

Bry misses out on a million dollars, Walt announces his Halloween plans.
Feb 25, 202101:14:00
#261: The Sunday Jeff Show II

#261: The Sunday Jeff Show II

With Bryan recovering from surgery and Q on the road the Sunday Jeff show is dusted off.
Feb 25, 202101:16:32
#260: Flesh Prison

#260: Flesh Prison

Q discusses his go to move, Bry is ordered to bed, Fat News, Will the guys have pregnant hands in the afterlife?
Feb 25, 202101:45:25
#259: Q The Romantic Cowboy

#259: Q The Romantic Cowboy

TESD’s first annual list of shithole countries, Q’s daredeviltry is thrown into question. Walt runs for president under the ‘can’t we all just get into the locker?” ticket.
Feb 25, 202150:19
#258: Man on Wire

#258: Man on Wire

Q flys like a Wallenda. Walt’s lousy driving brings his daughters to tears. Bry kicks his remaining integrity to the curb with a single tweet.
Feb 25, 202101:37:47
#257: And on the seventh day, Jeff rested

#257: And on the seventh day, Jeff rested

Jeff stops by to drop some wisdom as only Sunday can. The guys question Q’s motives after Bry does some cyber stalking.
Feb 25, 202101:20:56
#256: Bry the Defiler

#256: Bry the Defiler

How would you react to discovering you’re related to a serial killer? Is masturbation the cure to the evils of the world? Q has had his fill of off color jokes.
Feb 25, 202151:59
#255: Back in the Basement

#255: Back in the Basement

The final installment of the screengate saga(?). TESD is once again on the move.
Feb 25, 202101:13:34
#254: Living and Dying in a Bubble

#254: Living and Dying in a Bubble

Q’s still not at 100%, Walt diagnosis himself with either a corn, a tumor, a spider bite or more bohemian poison tree rash, thrusting Bry to second healthiest member of TESD.
Feb 25, 202101:14:58
#253: White Tears

#253: White Tears

The triumphant return of Q.
Feb 25, 202101:08:50
#252: Apple of Death

#252: Apple of Death

Team TESD goes on vacation, and barely survives.
Feb 25, 202101:41:27
#251: The Peyton Manning of Podding

#251: The Peyton Manning of Podding

TESD’s official redneck arrives in the flesh to inform Bry and Walt about about storage lockers, jail and what Jsarge and Declan do when they’re supposed to be doing TESD stuff.
Feb 25, 202102:18:57