We try something new this week, throughout the episode we ask poll questions, head on over to my Twitter and give your opinion to my stupid questions, please. Follow the link right HERE!!
Thanks for listening, we'll be back next week with a new episode as usual.
This week Tessa and I mourn the passing of our cat Dexter, he was truly the best for us. Instead of a regular episode we bring you the newlywed game we played with Tessa's brother Rick and his wife Caroline, enjoy and we'll be back to normal next week, celebrating two years of TEA.
Can't believe we've gotten to episode 100, and in 100 weeks time as well. Thanks for listening, we tried something a little different this week because we felt like it, back to regular episodes next week, only 4 episodes away from our two year mark.
Things go off the deep end towards the end of this week's episode, so heads up. I actually cut about 15 minutes from the ranting that went on if you can believe it.
As always, thanks for listening, leave a review if you haven't and tell a friend about our podcast!
This week we are playing the first episode of our new podcast, Adaptations Awry, where each episode we read a book, then watch the movie or tv show episode that it was adapted into. The first one we took a look at an older Goosebumps book, The Haunted Mask, perhaps the most classic of goosebumps books, and then watched the tv show episode. If you like what you hear then follow the podcast proper, you can do so by clicking the link HERE.
Back next week with a regular episode about the funny news headlines we find from that week.
I was going to title the episode How lockdown made men lust after their Amazon Echo, but after 75 episodes I figured it was time to actually argue. Also I did zero editing of the argument so you can choose who is right and who's wrong, and if you ask me, there is a correct answer.
This week we talk about odd news stories we’ve seen from the past week.
We also give an update about how we’re going to change the podcast moving forward.
Elliot makes a mistake about calling Tessa Jabba the Hut.
Tessa talks about her depressing childhood of being forced into summer school when she didn’t really have to go.
Once again the news of the world is not very funny, so we spent this episode looking up conversations starters.
Topics include Tessa crapping her pants in front of my mother, imaginary friends, and more!
We wanted to take a moment with all the stuff going on this week to say we support Black Lives Matter, and to go to https://blacklivesmatter.com/ to help educate yourself.
Episode #68, one away from the perfect number, which is of course 67....
Will you understand my rant today is meant for humor, or do I need to explain that I'm joking like Tessa tells me I should. I think you're smart enough to get it, she doesn't, boo Tessa.
Sorry for the cat this week, he means well, and he's cute as hell so I kept it in.
Be sure to tell a friend about our show, and thanks for listening.
Sorry for the hours late upload, I had forgot that I didn't do that earlier in the week, but here it is!
I also forgot what I was going to write here.
Pretty good episode overall, enjoy.
And if you tell a friend about the podcast we would thank you!
3 different segments this week. A music video that must be heard, and not seen; list of what you can do to show someone you love them; and a round of would you rather guest starring Tessa's brother and sister-in-law.
Back to our regular formula next week, hoping the news because funny instead of just a let down.
Special episode this week. Rick, Tessa's brother, and his wife Caroline join us for a round of never have I ever, asking quarantine based questions. If you listen real close, you can hear which of us gets drunk about 5 minutes in.
We've both been stuck in the house for over a week because of Covid-19 Both of our job have suspended until this horrible pandemic starts to go away. We decided to have a few drinks before recording this week's episode.
We also videoed the episode, so you can watch and listen if you want, follow the link! https://youtu.be/UDK14CarGZM
Stay safe and healthy everyone!
We've finally become desperate. This week we had Scott and Jeff from Budget Arcade on the show. You may have heard us talk about them in past episodes, and now they're here for you to hate on as well.
Visit their site https://www.budgetarcade.com/ to see their podcast, website, discord and read some of their game reviews. I'm also on that show too!
Much shorter episode this week, you're welcome.
Tessa continues her attack on the future of sex robots, it's happening whether or not she likes it.
A new publisher creates a Kama Sutra, but it's from an unlikely company.
We went on a roll this week and didn't stop.
We do the same amount of stories, but for some reason we went extra long this week. Apparently we both needed to vent. Tessa and serious issues, Elliot about how much he hates Disney Castmembers.
As always you can leave us a review on your platform of choice, itunes, more or less, or by visiting https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
We also talk about the 10th highest paid athlete, and you'll never guess who that is.
McDonalds has a brand new item that also makes zero sense.
And remember you can always rate our podcast by going to https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
What is it? Who is secret Hitler?
Does a moldy burger make you want to eat one? Thought so.
Tessa hates Alabama, still.
We also talked about an old fake car commercial, go give it a watch, it’s very funny.
What is the mandela effect? Why doesn't Tessa care?
We also talk about Lil' Markie, no he's not an up and coming rapper. Watch the video here to get a taste of this guy, it's worth watching.
We also get our stories this week from Scott, who hosts the Budget Arcade podcast!
Feel free to think of the George Bush Mission Accomplished meme. We've gone a whole year, 52 episodes! If you've ever listened we want to thank you for taking time out of your day to give us a listen. What a long strange trip it's been for us the past year making TEA, and this week's episode is no different. This episode is chock filled with great headlines this week.
And now we're well on our way to 100 episodes!
Might be a good one to skip if you're related, know who we are, or have ever come into contact with either of us. Truly embarrassing, but we were on a deadline to get an episode out so we did. Highly explicit this week.
Tessa gets really excited about soy sauce as well.
As always you can rate our show at https://ratethispodcast.com/tea
Tessa' dad and brother join us for this week's episode. So sit down around the fireplace with the kiddos* this week and give Tessa and Elliot Argue a listen as Elliot tries to say the most embarrassing thing he can think of in front of his father in law.
*Family episode does not mean family friendly*
Elliot gives all the headlines this week. Tessa talks about how she's probably killed her school fish during this winter break, and we give the top Florida Man headlines from the year. Happy new year everyone!
We got a lot of feedback about the last episode we did were we talked about people falling for fake news. So we did it again. Also it's been an odd couple of weeks for us, so this was quick and easy to do.
Yep, women are putting toothpaste in that one place they shouldn't> We get a little spooky with Ouija boards, we talk dead raccoons in McDonalds. Also the sound is odd in places. Sorry. Come give us a listen or visit our site tessaelliotargue.com for me stuff we post
If you found that title uncomfortable, then the rest of the episode doesn’t get any better, perhaps our most awkward episode yet. We talk about mushrooms that kill on contact, hot tubs at fairs going south, and fish who can breathe outside of water. As always we have more stuff on our website, tessaelliotargue.com
Kinda gross, but people love to kiss animals. We talk about knifes made from poop, sex robots doing more harmful things. Overall it’s kinda a dark episode, sorry about that. Tessa talks about how her co-worker is a part of the 42% of Americans that are not the brightest.
We made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.
She also had 21 turtles in a backpack. Elliot admits to shooting Tessa in the foot with a paintball gun, on accident, maybe. How many days should you be allowed to wear the same pair of underwear? And we have a promo for the Drive With Us Podcast, check them out if you like us you might like them, at drivewithuspodcast.com . We're always at tessaelliotargue.com
The episode goes off the rails pretty quickly. More stories about women putting things in places they don't belong. Elliot gets upset that his grandma sends birthday cards to Tessa but not him. Tessa shares how she somehow has never seen The Matrix. All of that and more insane stories we share with each other.
We solved it! Well, a couple of stories this week try to solve it, which one do you think is true? Elliot also goes on a terrible ramble that I did not edit out because I was to lazy, but maybe I should have? Let us know.
What could it be? It's not good, trust me. We have a follow up about iguanas being hunted, as well as detours that are insane. Also this is a super thicc episode, sorry, unless you're into it, then you're welcome! Elliot tries to get personal, it doesn't go well. And we dedicate our show to some friends, listen to find out who!
How many people do you think a cannibal could get away with eating before he was caught, the number is shocking. We have all kinds of other headlines to talk about this week as well. Life guards who are fired for doing their jobs, poems that are landing people in jail, just to name a few.
This week we went on vacation! But we still brought you an episode, the pilot we made when we were thinking about making a podcast. It's a little different than the average episode we make these days, but still funny.
We have a our first guest! Our friend Brody, trust us, he's hilarious, comes on to play a game Tessa created that we're calling Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast) The title is a call back, high school musical, the musical, the series, Get it? Anyway the title kinda gives away the premise, but we had a lot of fun doing the episode. Also, please don't keep track of the scoring.
Sure, Space Force isn't really a thing, yet. But Ted Cruz really wants to make sure we're ready for the inevitable space pirates that come along with it. We also talk about swimming trunks that are made to hide a certain something, and who wants to marry a Mormon millionaire!
We have all kinds of stories to share. So many we didn’t get to all the ones we said we would talk about (next week I swear!). We also argue about how Tessa did not help much when we moved, she is very lazy. She doesn't read these so I can say whatever I want.
I love every episode we do, but this honestly our best one yet. You will not believe the story of the 1904 Olympic Marathon. There are so many crazy things that should not have happened. So crazy that after we do our headlines, it’s the only story we focus on this week.
No Endgame talk here! We also made it to ten episodes. To celebrate we actually argue, sorta. This week we talk about people stealing a thousands of dollars worth of one product, bet you can’t guess what it is. Tessa shares a story about a bachelorette party in Vegas, that sounds like anything but a good time. As always you can visit our website tessaelliotargue.com we blog a couple of times a week about all kinds of things.
A lot of firsts this week for us! First call in to the show, thanks Scott! First 30 plus minutes long. I cut a bunch but there was still a lot of good stuff I just felt like I had to keep in. All the normal stuff is here as well, headlines, Florida man, you name it. Elliot and Tessa talk about childhood memories, Tessa shares about a really cool Instagram girl, Jessy Taylor, she’s not that cool. For some reason Elliot calls out a lot of people, for a lot of different reasons. As always you can see and hear more on our website tessaelliotargue.com We blog 3 times a week about all kinds of things we are doing, watching, reading, you name it.
Yes, people ate all of those things in this week's episode. We also talk about a handful of other dumb headlines, as usual. Elliot also gives a story about swallowing something he shouldn't have. Tessa talks about her favorite condiments. As always you can find more of our stuff on tessaelliotargue.com we blog 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
As always, we talk about some crazy headlines, did you know China hides its' submarines in the ocean? Tessa talks about one woman's attempt at an exorcism of coworker. Elliot talks about just how bad drinking energy drinks all day every day is. We also discuss some of this years April fools jokes. Find all of it at our website https://www.tessaelliotargue.com
Cover art By George Igel
We talk about naming contests for art, that’s not really art, I get defensive about Funyuns not being chips, stop trying to make that happen Tessa, weird things to give up for lent, American vs foreign movies and why I have a shower knife. We helped form a podcast network, Little Grey Boy podcast network, find some of their bumpers in the mid roll!
Cover art by George Igel, more at georgeigel.com
We give headlines for stories that didn't quite make it for us, talk about people in gorilla costume being creepy, and just how bad working conditions have to get before an entire staff of a restaurant will walk off the job.