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That Would Never Happen

That Would Never Happen

By Andrea Ambriz-Alvarez

That Would Never Happen is the place to get hilarious breakdowns of the classically unrealistic plotlines of our favorite chick flicks. College pals, Andrea and Esme, host.
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That Would Never HappenApr 24, 2023

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Andrea & Esme welcome you to TWNH!

Andrea & Esme welcome you to TWNH!

Besties Andrea and Esme are here to discuss all things rom-com and chick-flick! Subscribe to make sure you don't miss a single episode.

Apr 24, 202300:40
The One With Too Many Storylines

The One With Too Many Storylines

This week we cover Valentine's Day (2010). 

Feb 23, 202301:53:14
The Loch "Nessie" Monster

The Loch "Nessie" Monster

This week we cover Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (2012), the fifth and final installment of The Twilight Saga. 

Mar 23, 202201:48:01
Bella Gets Knocked Up

Bella Gets Knocked Up

This week we cover Breaking Dawn: Part One (2011), the fourth installment of the Twilight Saga.

Mar 14, 202201:26:53
Edward Put a Ring on It

Edward Put a Ring on It

This week we cover Eclipse (2010) the third installment of the Twilight Saga.

Dec 10, 202101:44:33
Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca?

Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca?

In this week's episode I welcome back my bestie Esme in a new role: co-host. I look forward to collabing with her and for y'all to really get to know us as the dynamic duo that we are. Hope you enjoy our New Moon (2009) recap!

Oct 09, 202101:57:27
She's Beauty and She's Grace

She's Beauty and She's Grace

In this week's episode, Kaelyn and I discuss the film Miss Congeniality (2000).

Apr 19, 202102:14:12
The Holiday Lesbians

The Holiday Lesbians

In this week's episode, my friend Daisy and I cover Happiest Season (2020).  

Dec 26, 202001:41:37
Is Zoe Saldana the Love Interest?

Is Zoe Saldana the Love Interest?

My friend Victoria and I discuss the film Guess Who (2005).

Nov 16, 202001:38:20
We're Starting the Twilight Saga

We're Starting the Twilight Saga

My friend Daisy and I cover Twilight (2008) in this week's episode. Have a fun and safe Halloween. Also, VOTE VOTE VOTE if you haven't already!

Oct 31, 202001:32:54
Who Wouldn't Want To Marry JLo?

Who Wouldn't Want To Marry JLo?

In this week's episode, Esmeralda and I discuss the film The Wedding Planner (2001).

Sep 07, 202001:54:44
It's Like the Asian Bachelor!

It's Like the Asian Bachelor!

In this week's episode, my friend Jessica and I discuss the film Crazy Rich Asians (2018). 

Aug 17, 202001:47:15
Are We Old Enough To Get Married?
Aug 10, 202001:33:30
The Bend and Snap...His Nose!

The Bend and Snap...His Nose!

In this week's episode, my friend Netta and I discuss the film Legally Blonde (2001). 


Please be sure to check out Netta's TikTok: @la.nerd.mas.guapa

Jul 28, 202001:54:32
There Can't Be Another Sixth Chick!

There Can't Be Another Sixth Chick!

My college roomie Esmeralda and I discuss the very first romantic comedy I remember watching...13 Going On 30! 

Jun 29, 202001:21:12