By THCinema Podcast
Oh look! Another comedy movie review podcast! But this one's got weed. Snort, Dan, and Silent Jon breakdown a movie weekly, everything is fair game, new releases and classics alike, we discuss our expectations for the upcoming viewing and then pickup thereafter and breakdown what we watched. Come over and say High!
Clerks 3 - Summer of Smith, Kevin
I assure you, we're crying. In this weeks episode, Snort, Silent John, and Dan have reached the endgame and what an emotional road it's been. We've seen renegade angels & donkey shows, we've journeyed from New Jersey to Hollywood and back to New Jersey, we've made friends and we've lost friends, but nothing we've seen had prepared us for this one two Kevin Smith KO. Not even Yoga Hosers. Join us as we wrap our Summer of Smith, Kevin with what is his finest work, Clerks 3.
September 20, 2022
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Summer of Smith, Kevin
We've reached our penultimate episode in our Summer of Smith journey, and this week Snort, Silent John, and Dan watch Kevin Smith's reunion movie, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, in final preparation for the release of Clerks III this week. This movie has so much, great cameos, lots of meta, tons of heart, and.... [double checks copy] Chris Jericho as a Klan leader? Little on the nose but you do you Kev.
September 13, 2022
Clerks 2 - Summer of Smith, Kevin
I assure you, we're open! In our Labor Day special we decided to actually appreciate the labor of which it gets it's namesake and who better than our boys Dante and Randall to make us appreciate it. Dan has considered this Kevin's best film, has his Summer of Smith Stockholm Syndrome plan worked? Are Snort and Jon members of the Cult of Chuthulaskew? Only one way to find out.
September 06, 2022
Dogma/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Summer of Smith, Kevin
This week, we continue our tour through the Smith-stonian in our Summer of Smith series with two of Kevin's best works, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in a wake and bake double feature. In a single day we saw Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee in a movie! Be sure to stay til the end for a special message from across the Askewniverse.
August 30, 2022
Happy Birthday to you! May all of your dreams come true! This week in a very special episode, Dan and Silent John celebrate Snort's birthday and even though she made us watch multiple Twilights this year, she still gets to pick a movie, and boy does she pick it. This episode is mostly on the rails before we watch Mean Girls but the second half is absent of rails. Join us in wishing our favorite host and social media manager a happy birthday today!
August 23, 2022
Chasing Amy/Mallrats - Summer of Smith, Kevin
In this weeks episode we continue our Summer of Smith, Kevin series, we talk all things Affleck, the redemption of Jason Lee, and come up with a foolproof plan to revitalize the mall industry. Also, Dan modifies the homework assignment and we all watched Chasing Amy offscreen and Mallrats live, for reasons. What reasons? Only one way to find out.
August 16, 2022
Clerks - Summer of Smith, Kevin
I assure you, we're open!! In this week's episode, Dan takes Snort and Silent John on a journey deep into the Askewniverse. In preparation for Clerks III this fall, there's a lot of ACU to cover and only one way to start it, with Kevin Smith's first outing Clerks. We discuss the foundation Kevin Smith laid for modern filmmaking as well as the foundation he laid for one particular modern film comedy review podcast host. Not every podcast brings you lasagna at work, most of em just cheat on you shrug emoji.
August 08, 2022
THCCon ComicCon Coverage (THCCCCC)
In this week's episode, Dan, Snort & Silent John discuss all things comic con. From the swords and sandals to the spandex no stone is left uncommented upon. Hot takes on the upcoming Marvel phases (Hi Kevin) and how DC took a page from John Cena's book and just went straight invisible this year. LoTR, GoT, MCU, DCEU, TCU, all the Acronyms!
August 01, 2022
Thor Love & Thunder
Happy Thorsday everyone! In this weeks delayed episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent John are on their way to the cinema to watch Thor4LaT. Before that we talk Gentleminions, the great one himself Kevin Smith, and ragretful tattoos. As always, spoilers after the break.
July 14, 2022
This week we wanted to celebrate the 4th but didn't feel very patriotic which we cover in our first half, but while we weren't all in on America this week we were, as always, all in on Nic Cage!
July 04, 2022
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
This week, Dan, Snort, and Silent John use the roots of Jurassic June to plant the tree of Taika as we watch his Sam Neil starring masterpiece Hunt for the Wilderpeople, but before shit can get real, we discuss Brad Pitt's potential retirement, WWDitS, and Chris Hemsworth as Hulk Hogan? Maybe?
June 28, 2022
Jurassic June continues and this week it's a Yabba Dabba Doozie! Before we head down to Bedrock, we discuss Joker2: The Musical, the newest member of the EGOT society, and Disney's announced live action Hercules (and the fantasy casting therein). Then we pile into the metaphorical family car and go to the metaphorical prehistorical drive-in and watch 1994's The Flintstones. Is it a movie!? Is it a true crime documentary inexplicably sent from our own past?! Only you can decide!
June 22, 2022
Jurassic World Dominion
Jurassic June continues this week but not before a goth trailer breakdown straight outta HotTopic '99 and a Marvel/DC crossover minute. After that we go to the cinema to see Jurassic World Dominion, starring Biosyn, and it took a lot of effort to cut all the heavy sighs out of the back end of the review. Will we find the missing opening 8 minutes? Listen to find out!
June 14, 2022
Skip the snacks, it's a velocipastor attack! In this week's episode, Snort and Silent Jon join Dan in some Obi Wan Discussion and the sould crushing absurdity of an Indiana Jones 5 movie before getting into the soul lifting absurdity of The Velocipastor. Frankie Mermaid wouldn't miss this one and neither should you.
June 07, 2022
Snort Court: Jackman v. Hanks
Hear ye Hear ye! In this weeks episode the honorable Silent John takes the bench as Snort and Dan face off representing and defending Jackman and Hanks, respectively, & as our evidentiary discovery we watch Prisoners (2013) starring Hugh Jackman, Paul Dano, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Before the proceedings, we talk Love and Thunder and Obi-Wan. Who will be victorious in the case? Only one way to find out.
May 31, 2022
Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (2022)
Get out your hammer pants and dust off those VHS tapes, this week we're watching the Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers Reboot/Homage (Remage?). Before we get into Disney's Afternoon/Saturday morning multiverse, we discuss the horrible CGI in the She-Hulk trailer and the mediocre CGI in the Avatar 2 trailer.
May 24, 2022
Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Get your sentient capes ready! This week Dan, John, and Snort head to the theatre, but before we do we discuss the Weird Al biopic starring our favorite farting corpse, dip our toes into some of Dan's streaming reccomendations, and then head from Moon Knight into the Multiverse! Did Silent John manifest Nic Cage's Ghost Rider? Listen to find out! Spoilers after the midbreak.
May 10, 2022
Before Pattinson was vengeance, Nic Cage was the spirit of vengeance. In this week's episode we discuss all the news that did and didn't come out of Cinema Con, the Mulaney/Samberg vehicle Rescue Rangers, and get into the cage within the cage before riding off into the glorious sunset that is Ghost Rider
May 03, 2022
Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (UWoMT)
And we're back, not like we ever left, and this week we've watched Nick Cage's Massive Talent. Before we hit the cinema, we cover the Thor: Love And Thunder trailer, take a bite out of the everything bagel and digest it everywhere all at once, and we present our Nick Cage book reports.
April 25, 2022
420/22 #4 We're The Millers
It's about that time! Pack it up pack it in, we're watching a listener pick! We take a trip down ol Mexico way with this under the radar stoner movie, you won't want to miss this one!
April 20, 2022
420/22 #3 Grass (1999)
2 down 2 more to go on our 4/20/22 marathon and this one is an uphill climb, Dan's is one of our favorite things about one of our favorite things with the soothing voice of one of our favorite stoners as the narrator but it's only 60 some odd minutes long so maybe Snort will stay awake.
April 20, 2022
420/22 #2 Scooby Doo (2002)
You get that first wake and bake in? Cause we sure did! Our second 420/22 special is a Snort pick. Zoinks yo.
April 20, 2022
420/22 #1 Pineapple Express
Happy 420 everyone! In the first of our four twennies John gets pick numero uno! Just don't put it on our 420 pizza and we're good!
April 20, 2022
Swiss Army Man
We sing Happy Birthday to you and may all of your dreams come true! Happy happy birthday Silent John!! For this special occasion we are watching one of John's favorites and it's a corpse farting good time! We also talk about the slappercussions, we have a quick marvel minute from Dan, and we discuss Kevin Smith's NFT (NotgonnaFuckinseeThismovieiguess)
April 10, 2022
CODA - 2022 Best Picture
In this weeks episode, Snort, Dan and Silent John talk a couple of A list retirements, an incident that should have caused an A list retirement, and all the rest of the Oscars that got overshadowed by the ugliness before we get into 2022 Best Picture Winner CODA.
April 05, 2022
Green Carpet Special 2022
Cue the fanfare! It's Oscar Season!! This week we've got the perfect companion piece to tonight's show. Snort, John, and Dan break down everything, just like the real Oscars! From best picture to best actor to best actress, and that's it!
March 27, 2022
So Dan ate a lot of cupcakes so the episode was late #relatable but you're going to want to frame this episode because Dan, Snort, and Silent John are watching High Times award winner Smiley Face, a deep cut stoner movie from the year of our dark lord 2007 starring Anna Faris as one of the most believable and relatable stoners of all time. Tons of pre-cameos, lots of smoky situations, and just a dab of communism. We also talk Obi Wan and the Penguin (two separate things, not a crossover you never knew you always needed).
March 23, 2022
The Batman (2022)
The end of the Path to Pattinson is neigh! In this week's episode Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon talk Brad Pitt munching his way through a Bullet Train, rising ticket prices and widening jawlines, get a visitor from the podcast multiverse, and see the emo vengeance himself, RPatts as TheBatts!
March 08, 2022
Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II
And just like that, we're visiting Forks for a final time on the Path to Pattinson. In this week's episode, Silent John joins as Snort fills Dan in on all the things that he missed in between OG Twilight and TBDp2. We learn stupid baby names, what "imprinting" on a preteen entails, and discuss the benefits of vampire science as Dan takes his second and hopefully final excursion into the TCU.
March 02, 2022
Snort! Take the wheel! It's time for Twilight! In this weeks episode we talk briefly about the new Dr Strange trailer, Tom Hanks' most egregious miscasting since The Ladykillers in the upcoming Elvis biopic, and then it's time to travel to Forks Washington and meet the Cullens #TeamCarlisle. The Path to Pattinson continues.
February 25, 2022
They Came Together
Happy Valentines Day!! We Love You!!! In this weeks episode, Dan, Snort, and SIlent John talk Razzies, Oscars, Bruce Willis, and all things Valentines Day before we sit down and watch They Came Together, an Amy Poehler Paul Rudd romcom that's equal parts annoying and charming.
February 14, 2022
In our first stop along the path to Pattinson Dan Snort and Silent John are jumping into the deep end full of mermaids, tentacles, and Jackinson, so much Jackinson. We also touch on the announced Scream 6 and the ridiculous Netflix 2022 sizzle reel. This is one you won't want to miss, guaranteed to bring your lighthouse to full mast.
February 08, 2022
Path to Pattinson Trailer
A first look into our upcoming special series of films
February 02, 2022
It's Groundhog Day (the THCinema Podcast Episode)!! Dan Snort and Silent John have some thoughts about the Batman and delve into some Cage Cannon, then we're stuck in a time loop and watch Bill Murray's best sad clown work, Groundhog (not 's) Day! Join us as we discuss the 20 year Ramis/Murray feud, worst possible Groundhog Day scenarios, a crow named Hoogan, and more!
February 01, 2022
Sound the Ghostface alarm! We get really high and become Scream-curious. Join us as we talk a bit about Studio666, lasagna and cats, the Multiverse of Madness, and build the greatest elevator pitch possible for the burgeoning Scream Cinematic Universe. it's Scream 2022 y'all!
January 25, 2022
THCinema 2022 Trailer
January 22, 2022
Bits And Chips 2021
New Year New Episode! We ended up having to cancel our reservation for Four Rooms but I've put together a little New Year's treat for you all, all the stuff that wasn't suitable for air.
January 08, 2022
In this episode we touch briefly on a Doctor Strange case of Multiversal Deja Vu before going David S. Pumpkins on Xmas. We also watch Die Hard.
December 24, 2021
Spider-Man: No Way Home
ITS HERE! Our Supersized Spider-Man No Way Home Spectacular! We take a short visit to Cage town and then dip all ten toes into the Spiderverse for the remainder. SPOILERS begin at 53:00
December 17, 2021
In this weeks holly jolly episode Snort, Dan and Silent John watch another great Holiday classic, Batman Returns. We avoid the spider sized elephant in the room for the news segments and go all in on the Batmen, Catwomen, and Penguin people of the world. Also, popeyes chicken.
December 13, 2021
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
In the first of our Holiday Season Specials we jump into Shane Black's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. We also discuss Nic Cage, the law firm of Spidermen Spidermen and Spidermen, and what the 3rd Jurassic World Movie should have been.
December 07, 2021
Planes, Trains, And Automobiles
It's Friendsgiving!! We invite Sloppy Joe to the podcast table and talk turkey, movies, wearing other peoples pants, cornucopia, and Planes Trains and Automobiles
November 27, 2021
Ghostbusters colon Afterlife
Who you gonna call? Usually Uber Eats. In this episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon break Dan's media blackout on the new Spidermen trailer, Talk all things Leo and Paul Rudd, and refuse to be terrified of any non-coporeal beings. ITS GHOSTBUSTERS COLON AFTERLIFE!
November 22, 2021
Spooky Season has finally arrived! In this weeks episode Dan, Snort, and Silent John discuss Netflix pushing their way into theaters and some fun Halloween questions before we get into the MMCU.
November 03, 2021
Has it been another 3 years already?!? This week Snort and Silent Jon join Dan to discuss so much movie news, the potential renaissance coming for video game and anime movies, and to watch Toni Collette do what she does best, act like a crazy person.
October 25, 2021
House On Haunted Hill (1999)
We're back folks! We're picking up where we left off and hitting the ground running. On this episode, Dan is joined by Snort and Silent John and, like a bunch of mall goths, we smoke a lot and watch HHOH. Shoutouts to Frank and Dublin!
October 19, 2021
We're back! Apologies for the impromptu hiatus, we had some things come up but we're finally releasing our long awaited(?) It Follows episode. We talk extremely outdated movie news, snack vigorously, and general fuck-aroundery. Enjoy!!!
October 15, 2018
In this weeks episode we all turn into puddles with some help from our special guest Denver. Topics this week include but aren't limited to the movie itself, how Dan scheduled a war movie(?) for a non military holiday, and the Gunniness of many situation
September 04, 2018
In a very special episode, we present the SNORT TAKEOVER!!!! We watch Spice World and wax all things horny aliens, covert superpowers, and the cool refreshing taste of Code Red Mountain Dew.
August 20, 2018
CODE RED! We continue the great horror experiment this week with Frank, Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon. We dish on all the SDCC info that dropped and enjoy some amazing cosmic brownies.
July 28, 2018
Ant-Man and the Wasp
For our seventh outing Frank and Dan are joined by Silent Jon and we get really high then go see Ant-Man and the Wasp. We discuss the snap and the greater implications though the MCU and how they managed to CG Michael Douglas's zombified corpse into a feature length film!
July 06, 2018
Cabin In The Woods
In this episode, Dan and Frank are joined by Snort and the ever so quiet Silent Jon. In our first throwback episode, we watch Cabin in the Woods and discuss all things horror. Some have said this episode is a "palate cleanser".
July 03, 2018
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Hey Stonerinos! This week Frank and I get really high and watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. We recommend you do the same since it's the only way a sane person will make it through this film.
June 25, 2018
In this Episode, Frank and Dan take a trip back to visit our inner children and watch some cartoons! We talk Wreck it Ralph 2, Spider-Man into the Spiderverse, How to Train Your Dragon 3, Denzel Washington, the disturbing trend of not so family friendly kids movies, and plenty more. Also we were high!
June 18, 2018
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Dan and Frank bring along some guests for the latest episode, Snort and Silent Jon! We also forgot to bring the laptop charger so apologies for the audio, we had to record on phones and mix it together.
June 16, 2018
In this episode Frank and Dan go to see Deadpool 2. We talk about Ryan Reynolds's beautiful face, the HappyTime Murders trailer, terrible CG, and how to best record a podcast in the rain in a parking lot.
May 21, 2018
Avengers: Infinity War
In the inaugural episode, Frank and Dan get really high then get their minds blown by Avengers: Infinity War.
April 27, 2018