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The Adorable Boy Podcast

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We ain't your mama's podcast, we're extreeeme, to the max. Shock jock, long form comedy talk radio...for your ass.
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Dabbleverse Dissertation

The Adorable Boy PodcastFeb 18, 2024

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Dabbleverse Dissertation

Dabbleverse Dissertation

Spud gives his opinion on the dabbleverse. Ekaterina squared. Vince McMahon, a new game, and Cornettetober.

Feb 18, 202401:19:25
Barnyard Presidents

Barnyard Presidents

The Adorable Boys continue the fight against kowtowing in all its forms (plus a surprise for an old friend)! Tom outdoes himself, and Spud is not happy. We go to the Barnyard to see how things are going. Low pitch Tim Brings his "girlfriend" to the show, Spud gets distressed. We talk Snow White (for some reason), and much more with the renegades of podcasting.

Aug 18, 202301:07:20
Hail to President Joe-Bot!

Hail to President Joe-Bot!

Spud laments the hiring of his GM/Program director, Tom. Our fearless leader asserts that the quality of the podcast is what brings listeners and not cheap merchandise. Hard hitting, legendary, interview with President Joe-Bot. Spud dives into the Target/Bud Light controversy (better late than never). Spud gives the listeners a voice and deals with some strange callers. The war on kowtowing evolves, but the fight rages on!
Aug 11, 202301:02:11
Its Raining Indictments

Its Raining Indictments

Spud gets angry at Evil General manager Tom for allowing other people to use the Adorable Boy studio. Frank and beans continues to be an incompetent producer. We find a few more reasons to throw Trump in jail. We talk a little music (mostly about the disappointing band "The Offspring". We find out which of these things is n ot like the otter, and much more. Shock radio is alive and thriving in the Adorable Boy compound!

Aug 08, 202301:03:02
Dialectical Adorablism

Dialectical Adorablism

The Adorable Boys celebrate a victory in a major battle in the war on kowtowing. John Cena inspires. Spud exposes more of Marxy Boy's evil. Discuss the pitiful shell that was once Howard Stern and why most of the "Stuttering" John podcasts need to stop, for the good of podcasting.
Mar 22, 202301:16:36
Quality Podcasting is our Business...and Business is Good

Quality Podcasting is our Business...and Business is Good

The Adorable boys see Cornette's kowtowing as a personal attack. John Cena inspires, the Adorable Boy staff gets a new member, T Link stops by to spit some knowledge, and Commies make fools out of themselves again. 

Feb 28, 202301:04:05
Podtober 2022: I Won't Remember You

Podtober 2022: I Won't Remember You

The final episode of Podtober for 2022. The Adorable Boys say goodbye forever to an obsessed, angry, podcaster. Farewell. 

Nov 02, 202228:08
Podtober 5: There's No Hope in Dope

Podtober 5: There's No Hope in Dope

Spud does a public service announcement because he feels compelled to help. (Magnanimous) He also looks over a certain podcaster's awful youtube library. 

Oct 11, 202228:32
Podtober4: Sins of the Potato

Podtober4: Sins of the Potato

Spud viciously and eloquently rips into Potato's content and what does he find under the thin veneer of hate? Absolutely nothing. 

The Adorable Boys- 405,694

Potato- 0

Oct 07, 202238:15
Podtober 3: "Go-Mites"? More Like "Go-Lies"! Am I Right Fellas (and Ladies (Inclusivity is Our Greatest Strength))?

Podtober 3: "Go-Mites"? More Like "Go-Lies"! Am I Right Fellas (and Ladies (Inclusivity is Our Greatest Strength))?

Potato tells a wild story of which Spud is skeptical. 

Oct 04, 202228:60
Podtober 2: Potato Boogaloo!!!

Podtober 2: Potato Boogaloo!!!

The Adorable Boys try to teach potato the importance of being real. They also try to teach him how not to get into fights on his mother's front lawn at the tender age of 62. Spud laments the fact that potato never even tries to be funny, but trudges on through Podtober, fueled only by his magnanimity. 

Oct 02, 202235:33
Podtober 22 Episode 1: Time to Make the Fries!

Podtober 22 Episode 1: Time to Make the Fries!

Podtober is back and better than ever! Spud prepares the Adorable-Boy Sciples for this year's Podtober and begins the dissection of a boring, starch filled, podcast! Vive The Adorable Boys! Vive Podtober!

Oct 01, 202231:15
DeSantis' Wild Ride, Marx Does it Again, Letter from a Depressed Adorable Boy-Sciple

DeSantis' Wild Ride, Marx Does it Again, Letter from a Depressed Adorable Boy-Sciple

Spud opens up with a recap about his mind numbingly boring talk with Twitter incel/white knight Max Bedroom. Tom the PD puts his soul into his work with a scathing commentary regarding other podcasts. Cornette kowtows. An Adorable Boy-Sciple expresses her gratitude toward her son's mentor. Spud talks fatherhood, Marxy boy, and DeSantis' brilliant move. 

Sep 21, 202201:14:08
Marxism...It's Worse Than I Thought

Marxism...It's Worse Than I Thought

Some guy calls, then hangs up because his cowardice overcame him. The boys continue their onslaught against kowtowing. John Cena Inspires. "Walken to the Movies" takes a stroll on the deck of a ship. Marxism is...worse than I thought. I attempt to find employment for a misfit and, Joe the Camel Boy makes an announcement. 

Sep 11, 202201:11:18
Walken to the Movies, Violence Against Conservatives, and Student Loan Forgiveness

Walken to the Movies, Violence Against Conservatives, and Student Loan Forgiveness

New PD Tom says hello. Cornette kowtows. We go Walken to the Movies. A round of the game show that is sweeping the nation. The Boyz break down student loan forgiveness and violence against conservatives or anyone who thinks for themselves. The bitter potato ( a candidate for The Adorable Boy Krazy Krew) calls in and creeps everyone out. 

Sep 01, 202201:25:42
Its Pronounced Ree · Suhz

Its Pronounced Ree · Suhz

Adorable Boy Spud welcomes the new PD, who may not be what was expected. Cornette goes too far this time, but John Cena Inspires and saves the day. ATT just doesn't seem to get it. The boys offer a sincere apology. Dave Portnoy, Alex Stein, and Spud is tired of letting Marx get away with murder. Also, some guy calls. 

The Adorable Boy Podcast, Shock Jocks that aren't afraid to kick some booty (intellectually speaking) 

Aug 25, 202201:19:47
Hungry are the Damned

Hungry are the Damned

The Adorable Boys start off by discussing their recent twitter ban and glorious return! They listen in horror as Trump's villainry (its a word) is revealed through eyewitness accounts. Scott Baio is patriotic, AT&T ads seem a tad off, and One of These Things is Not Like the Otter. Come, enjoy this nourishment for the soul and spirit. 

Jul 12, 202201:23:53
One of These Things is Not Like the Otter

One of These Things is Not Like the Otter

The Adorable Boys continue their intellectual onslaught on king kowtower, Jim Cornette. John Cena inspires, Boomer is OK, and the bad boyz of podcasting play a round of the new hit game, "One of These Things is Not Like the Otter!

Jun 24, 202259:37
January 6th, EXPOSED!

January 6th, EXPOSED!

Spud Addresses last week's guests and wonders why the angry podcaster even tries. Cornette's #kowtowing reaches a terrible new level. Spud questions the loyalty of a dissatisfied employee. More ATT girl tweets, Jimmy Kimmel questions Biden, and Spud talks about January 6th.
Jun 11, 202201:09:51
Unwanted Guests

Unwanted Guests

The Boys continue their defense of Lady Podcasting from all-comers. Potato and his friend Franklin stop by...we think. John Cena inspires, Boomer is OK, and Scott Baio loves his country. Spud talks about mass shootings and the underlying sickness. 

Jun 04, 202201:14:49
Depp v Heard: I Can't Imagine Caring

Depp v Heard: I Can't Imagine Caring

The Adorable Boys welcome legendary Krazy Crew member Sagittarius to the show to talk about respect. Cornette's kowtowing does not go unnoticed. The Boys try to figure out why anyone would care about the Depp v Heard trial. Spud gives some much-needed advice to wayward broadcasters. 

May 20, 202201:07:49
Formula Shortage, The Adorable Boy Game show, and Members of the Adorable Boy Krazy Crew Stop By

Formula Shortage, The Adorable Boy Game show, and Members of the Adorable Boy Krazy Crew Stop By

Spud opens the show talking about his quest for a new Program Director, Frank And Beans casts a Sullen Mood. Then the Boyz release a Cornettetober barrage the likes of which have yet to be seen. Celebrity friends stop by for the Adorable Boy Game Show, and Spud gives some tips on how to survive the baby formula shortage. 

May 13, 202201:03:32
Ministry of Truth? More Like Ministry of Lies, Amiright Fellas?

Ministry of Truth? More Like Ministry of Lies, Amiright Fellas?

Spud gets emotional when confronting Jim Cornette on his Kowtowing. The Boys teach AOC another lesson. The Disinformation Governance Board rudely interrupts. Boomer is OK, Dr. Steve is great, and the boyz discuss Roe V Wade. 

May 06, 202201:26:09
Elon-pocalypse and Another Capitalism Lesson for AOC

Elon-pocalypse and Another Capitalism Lesson for AOC

The Boys call out Jim Cornette for another week of his kowtowing. Spud teaches AOC about price gouging. The boys give liberals some tips for dealing with liberals who have lost their minds. 

Apr 29, 202201:19:41
Dial "A" for Adorable!!

Dial "A" for Adorable!!

The Boys deal with an obsessed fan. The current state of race relations is considered. Spud gives AOC a lesson in capitalism.

Original, shock jock radio...NO APOLOGIES!!!

Vive la quality podcast content! Vive Quebec!

Apr 22, 202201:46:22
I Ain’t Sayin She a Gold Digger but She Ain’t Messing With Anyone Who is Pecuniarily Disadvantaged

I Ain’t Sayin She a Gold Digger but She Ain’t Messing With Anyone Who is Pecuniarily Disadvantaged

Spud hangs, just an old-fashioned relaxed kind of podcast day. Except when he gives Jim Cornette the business in another blistering edition of Cornettetber. Spud goes on to discuss innovation, politics, and much much more. Plus, for our horror podcast fans (apparently horror podcasts are a thing), Spud takes a trip to the depths of the Adorable Boy tower...spoooookkkyyyyy 

All the podcast you can handle and none of the empty, angry, carbs, The Adorable Boy Podcast exerts its dominance once again!

Apr 14, 202201:18:49
Adorable Boy Theory

Adorable Boy Theory

Jim Cornette goes too far by affecting the life of a very important Adorable Boy-Sciple. Spud sets him straight. Spud outlines Adorable Boy Theory (ABT) and campaigns for its inclusion in school curriculums throughout the country. He also gives tips to President Biden, honors Dr. Steve, and wrestling legend Randy  Rocket Rosenthal cuts a promo. All that and more on this edition of The Adorable Boy Podcast.

Oh, and some idiot podcaster calls in again to make a fool out of himself.

Mar 19, 202201:15:41
An Adorable Boy Special Report: Marxism...No, I don't Like it.

An Adorable Boy Special Report: Marxism...No, I don't Like it.

Adorable Boy Spud plays a nonsense interview with some dum dum about Marxism and offers his thoughtful rebuttal to the ideals of the worst ideology ever. 

Scoreboard

Adorable Boys- 48

Marxism- 0

Mar 13, 202201:24:48
Rogan, Russia, and Hospitable Genitalia

Rogan, Russia, and Hospitable Genitalia

The boys talk about war, vaccines and advise a man in his search for a partner with “hospitable” genitalia.
Mar 06, 202201:15:31
Get Paid or Die Trying

Get Paid or Die Trying

A no holds barred interview with an unreasonable facsimile of Kowtower in Chief Jim Cornette. Spud talks about Kamala Harriss’ busy schedule. Vito the Vegan Guido stops by but, his visit is cut short by The Adorable Boy Fugitive and so much more on this edition of The Adorable Boy Podcast! #bringtheadorableboyhome .

Oct 14, 202101:09:47
Fez I Hardly Knew You but, I Loved You Anyway

Fez I Hardly Knew You but, I Loved You Anyway

Spud pays tribute to radio legend Fez. RIP, Big Cat

Aug 18, 202113:49
We're Back (And Tougher Than Leather) We're Back (Together 4 Eva)

We're Back (And Tougher Than Leather) We're Back (Together 4 Eva)

Even as certain agencies try to silence The Adorable Boys, Spud will not relent in his #Podcast Crusade to defend Lady Podcasting, in all her glory. Spud is back with quality content, a new edition of the #PodcastWar, a look into Andrew Yang's New York, and a special #heartfeltapology from the Adorable Boys. The Adorable Boys are fighting for freedom, do your part and download the latest episode today...now...do it Now.

Apr 24, 202101:09:16
Please Adorable Boys, Don't Hurt 'Em
Jan 29, 202101:28:23
Please Don't Ban Us, Twitter

Please Don't Ban Us, Twitter

The Adorable Boys are back to start off 2021, the year of the Adorable Boys! We continue our righteous war on kowtowing (Jim Cornette beware). We remember a time when Boomer was OK. We give some suggestions for quarantine, visit the past through the Adorable Boy rewind. And talk Trump, Twitter, and Twiolence ;) 

Jan 12, 202101:10:43
Who Wants to Be a COVID Governor?!
Dec 22, 202001:16:12
Things are Getting Pretty COVIDy out There

Things are Getting Pretty COVIDy out There

The Boys bring the thunder down on Jim Cornette and his attitude toward the Icon, Sting. There's some confusion on Vito the Vegan Guido's part but, in the end all is well. War of the Roses brings dramatic tension to the 'cast. And Spud gives his opinion on Governor incompetent (Andrew Cuomo). We hope you enjoy this edition of The Bad Boys of podcasting, lead by the king of all broadcasting, Spud. 


Song Credits:

Artist: Karstenholymoly feat Bangcorrupt Track:  The Invisible Enemy  https://itunes.apple.com/za/artist/karstenholymoly/864255300

Dec 14, 202001:15:01
Vito The Vegan Guido

Vito The Vegan Guido

Spud gets deep inside Jim Cornette's mind and comes out the other side. Vito The Vegan Guido makes his first appearance. Spud spins the wheel of COVID and much much more on this week's inspirational Adorable Boy Podcast. 

Dec 03, 202001:18:27
A Very Adorable Thanksgiving

A Very Adorable Thanksgiving

Spud continues the Podcast war against Kowtowing. John Cena still follows the boys on twitter and Spud gives some Covid friendly Thanksgiving tips. Happy Thanksgiving to us all. 

Nov 21, 202001:20:32
Talkin Election Blues. Volume 1

Talkin Election Blues. Volume 1

Spud cracks the mic(rophone) to talk the election and the apocalypse that is no doubt, forthcoming. Good luck!
Nov 10, 202022:47
Wheel! Of!..um...the Guy...You Know...Come on!!...Oh yeah...Biden!

Wheel! Of!..um...the Guy...You Know...Come on!!...Oh yeah...Biden!

Spud is firing on all cylinders as he takes it to Jim Cornette in another #podcastwar update. Randy the Rocket stops by to spread his joy as well as a warning for whoever pulled the plug on the Adorable Boy Live Podcast. Spud plays Wheel! Of! Biden! and takes greedy, deceptive politicians to task. The Adorable Boy Podcast: The Adorableness just keeps on coming!
Oct 30, 202001:14:12
Wheel! Of! Trump!

Wheel! Of! Trump!

Spud is back with a vengeance after a week long absence. He's full of vim and vigor and with a mind for revenge. Someone pulled the plug on last weeks podcast and Spud has some harsh words for the perpetrator(s). The Podcast war bestows an honor (Adam Carolla) and a good sound thrashing (Cornette). Also, Spud makes it easier on the news outlets by playing "Wheel! Of! Trump!". He finishes off the episode talkin news.
Oct 23, 202001:24:08
Podtober: Jim and Sam: Rich and Bonnie

Podtober: Jim and Sam: Rich and Bonnie

Spud is back for another edition of PodTober and this time, he sets his sights on Hoboken's first family, Bonnie Mcfarlane and Rich Vos. Be prepared to laugh (not really), cry, but most of all be bored to tears. Podtober!
Oct 13, 202023:45
Cornette, The Debates,and Low Pitch Tim Stops By

Cornette, The Debates,and Low Pitch Tim Stops By

Spud discusses the debates and mocks Jim Cornette for his sexist, political, "hot takes". Will Cornette ever learn? No, the answer is that he won't. Low Pitch Tim stops by during the news and sparks fly.
Oct 09, 202001:13:19
Podtober: Jim and Sam?

Podtober: Jim and Sam?

The Adorable Boys try a second time to right the wrong that is the Jim & Sam show.
Oct 06, 202021:31
As Adorable As We Wanna Be

As Adorable As We Wanna Be

Spud brings the podcast war to the streets. He talks Presidential debate blues. The real motive of socially conscious corporations, and all the news that is fit to print. This week on the Adorable Boy Podcast.
Oct 02, 202001:19:57
Podtober: Jim and Sam

Podtober: Jim and Sam

In the first episode of the first annual Podtober, Spud gives some much needed advice to the Jim and Sam show.
Oct 01, 202027:54
Say it Ain't SOpie

Say it Ain't SOpie

Spud uses this international platform to make peace with radio legend Greg "Opie" Hughes. A version of the Jim Cornette podcast stops by for an interview...of sorts. Spud's Netflix movie ideas. Police brutality, the electoral college, and so much more shock jock type stuff.
Sep 25, 202001:20:39
Equality, Diversity, and Inclusion-An Update

Equality, Diversity, and Inclusion-An Update

The Adorable Boys deal with a disgruntled former Employee but, Spud still makes time to put Jim Cornette in his proper place. The Adorable Boys unveil their plan to foster Diversity, Inclusion, and Equality. Spud talks Joe Biden and then discusses the latest news stories. The Adorable Boy Podcast: what else have you got to listen to?
Sep 17, 202001:20:25
Harris, Biden, Antifa, and Goats

Harris, Biden, Antifa, and Goats

Spud takes Jim Cornette to task over his Becky Lynch comments. He challenges the cantankerous Kentuckian to change the name of his podcast to “Hot Dog Poop Podcast”. Spud outlines multiple podcasts, including Its Erik Nagel, which spud enjoys thoroughly. War of the Roses makes its return and is even more unusual than before. Spud advises Antifa and Gives Kamala Harris some suggestions. You think you can handle these shock Jocks? Better button up your ass! (we said Ass) #ShockJockPodcasting
Sep 10, 202001:20:18
Salute to The Heros Who Almost Went on Strike

Salute to The Heros Who Almost Went on Strike

Adorable Boy Spud defends wrestling legend Tony Schiavone and fights the #PodcastWar at the same time. Spud pays tribute to the real heros, athletes who are paid well to play a game. Spud unbags an Antifa supply bag, to disappointing results. The Adorable Boys talk riots and shootings and assaults, Oh my! Episode ten of the Adorable Boy podcast too hot to handle as well as too hot to hold.
Sep 03, 202001:21:07