The Angry Birds Drink P*ss in The Angry Birds Movie
The Angry Birds Drink P*ss in The Angry Birds Movie is a podcast about the scene in The Angry Birds Movie in which The Angry Birds drink p*ss. Twitter's @punished_picnic asks 'why', 'how', and most importantly 'why' in a podcast that many are already calling 'yes, really a podcast'.
The Art vs Science gang return to play @HeckinFrog's incredible Lil' Pancake Game, based on a joke from episode 41.
Click here to download it: https://gamejolt.com/games/lil-pancake/412903
Also check out the bonus episode Downloadcast!
The month is over! Join Josh and Keaton as they recap April Fowl's Day Month aka Admiral Lavigne Month by counting down YOUR favourite episodes, asking Josh The Questions, and talking to @egg_dog and @BuckyIsotope about their favourite moments. Plus a whole new Trench Boys segments with @CNNRGLDN, some familiar celebrity voices, and a special gaming edition of the news with @misandrism.
The outstanding @1followernodad returns to TABDPITABM to answer all of the questions from this month.
Vote in the poll if you're listening to this early enough! - https://www.poll-maker.com/poll2337301xD2D04085-67
You've heard many a guest tackle the Admiral Lavigne Month questions, now hear the co-host himself, Keaton, take the challenge head on - with a twist. The mighty @BuckyIsotope will be scoring him, and there's privileges to be won... and dignity to be lost. Plus we talk to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones (@egg_dog).
It's a real boys' club today as @BuckyIsotope and @egg_dog join Josh and Keaton to come up with some new ideas for an episode. Luckily, Bucky's followers are here to help make suggestions. Unfortunately, Bucky's followers are here to help make suggestions.
The thrilling conclusion to Kirby aka @clueless73's game is here. Which pet will die? Who will fight the mighty dragon in a rap battle? Who will start a new podcast in hell? All these questions and more answered finally. Featuring @legendofchelda
Thank you all for your votes!
Part 3 is here! Which pet has been voted to death? Which pets will advance? Who will get immunity? Who won't? Listen, instead of asking me all these questions, why don't you just play the episode. Then go vote.
It's part one of an epic saga in which you get to vote! The gang creates their pets, including Josh's wheeled cat Jellybeans, Keaton's reverse centaur Jibs, Hank's (@arbyhotdog) radish headed son Hank's Son, Chelsea's (@legendofchelda) large sensitive bird Garrett, and Lauren's (@moongrudge) stylish firearm Denim Gun.
If you're listening to (and reading) this within the first 18 hours of posting, go to @punished_picnic on twitter and vote!
Lauren (@moongrudge) and Evan (@GayRodney) return to the show to talk about mobile gaming once more, answer the standard Admiral Lavigne Month Questions, discuss the new Star Wars title, and speak to a very special guest. Plus Lauren reads a beautiful poem, and Evan's cat gets in some trouble.
@KrangTNelson and Diana aka @yumsalty make their TABDPITABM debut to answer the growing list of questions as well as talk in depth about Toucan Sam's d*ck, the movie Ultraviolet, and even a visit or two to the Poltics Zone. Connor (@CNNRGLDN) tries to answer the questions and brings in his killer Austin Powers impersonation.
P*ss Enthusiast and Professional F*cker Cadence Lux (@thecadencelux) joins us for the very special 69th episode to talk more in depth about drinking pee than ever before. We also discuss the new Chinese automatic sperm extractor, obviously.
Allison aka @_ghostlight answers the questions, and then it's off to the aftershow where Josh and Dave aka @egg_dog remember getting lunch-drunk, Chelsea aka @legendofchelda dreams of being a blimp, and the whole gang become bikers.
Chelsea aka @legendofchelda returns to the show once more to talk about the continuation of April Fowl's Day Month, the new Joker movie, and then to interview Hollywood legend Alan Alda (when Josh has to leave early).
On day two of April Fowl's Day Month aka Avril Lavigne Month, Josh and Keaton come up with some ideas and lay some ground rules. Plus we talk to viral man of the hour, Hot Model Dad. The audio is a little messed up at the beginning of this episode so a few parts sound weird, sorry!
You know the drill by now folks. Julian and Josh briefly talk about Spider-Man being wet, Josh does his Stan Lee impression for the first time, Julian has some new problems and both have a few comments about coins.
Josh and Keaton are joined by @legendofchelda for a rich conversation about Eminem, Fan Art and Bodyfreaks. Connor (@CNNRGLDN) drops by later on for an episode of The Trench Boys. I guess that's why they call it window pane.
Allison (@_ghostlight) and Josh return with another edition of Cape Pod Casta Casta to talk about one of the two new Vampire Weekend songs 'Big Blue'. They try to break down the song into tiny little pieces and figure it out, whilst also examining the mood that Allison is in and Father of the Bride Earth Theory. We advise you listen to the song before we start talking about it, because we get right on in there.
Welcome to Cape Pod Casta Casta! It's a new bonus series with Josh and Allison (@_ghostlight) all about popular musical group The Vampire Weekends. Join us as we review the brand new releases track by track leading to the release of the new album. (or at least try to, and then take so long to edit it that it's no longer really relevant). In this episode the duo introduce the band and then discuss the song '2021'. I promise we discuss it eventually.
Brent @murrman5 returns after an irrationally long stretch with his new hit podcast 'Mortgage & Braces', in which he discusses his new braces, his mortgage of course, and gives Josh and Keaton a sneak peak at an unreleased tweet about shampoo.
Christin aka @misandrism joins Josh and Keaton once more to talk about gaming, cereal and cleats. Then, something very interesting happens: Christin mispronounces 'Inception'. Prepare for the first part of an audio experience that will become one of the great sagas of our time.
Live from TGI Fridays, Josh and Dave @egg_dog present a sort of Valentine’s Day special. Listen to the boys eat burgers over the hustle and bustle of an authentic American restaurant setting, and... nope that’s it. Happy Valentines!
Sophia (@1followernodad) returns to the podcast to discuss flat earth theories and men microwaving melons, as well as finally putting to rest the debate around whether or not The Angry Birds drink p*ss: they do.
TABDPITABM embarks on a fresh start, so if you've never listened to it before, this is the perfect place to start. Josh and Julian keep things simple, straightforward and most importantly, simple and straightforward.
Strap in folks, it's finally time. If anyone asks 'Have you seen The Angry Birds Movie?', after this episode your answer will be 'Yes', or more specifically, 'Yes, with a group of idiots talking over it'. Towards the end there are some technical issues, and Keaton's brother Cooper joins as a replacement for Christin and Julian.
Try to watch this along with the movie for the full experience, but if you can't (or won't) access the film, it may be worth a listen anyway if you like this kind of thing. Thanks so much for listening to 50 of these things!
The terrible tackled trio are back and once again trying their hardest to describe their despicable dongs. Hear more than you ever wanted to about Josh's jaded johnson, Keaton's knackered knob and Adam's atrocious appendage (@TheHoshuah).
Randall Colburn, aka Poopy Uncle (@randallcolburn) drops by to talk about the year of 2018, podcast awards, and The Little Mermaid's Dad's boner. Happy New Year!
The straw: https://twitter.com/punished_picnic/status/1079409752143204352
Christin aka @misandrism joins Julian as the first guest to appear on New Problems and Wet Spider-Man, as we take to the dreaded reddit (more like dreaddit) to answer some big problems. But where is Josh? Is emo Spider-Man hot? And who is that kind stranger?
Join us for a very special festive episode with special guest Tim Sutton (@FlamingButtWind) returning to the show to talk about the holiday season with Josh and Keaton, until Josh's old co-host Curtis Marine(s) (@curtofranklin) drops by with some chilling news. We also meet The Grinch (@CNNRGLDN), as well as three terrifying podcast ghosts (@gabriellejwhite, @burger_time_ & @legendofchelda). We also talk about dream movie crossovers, reunite the Trench Boys, and a surprise guest drops by for a mini episode of another podcast entirely...
TABDPITABM is the arena for the ultimate showdown between the two hands with which humanity reaches out into the void of living and grasps for meaning. That's right folks, it's an arm wrestling competition between art and science, and they're two arms on the same... person? Okay forget the analogy, it's a double length episode where special guests Salma (@smsrfy) and Chelsea (@LegendOfChelda) go head to head about The Angry Birds Movie, Keaton scribes for the fate of the world and the whole team slip helplessly into The Politics Zone once more.
It's another special episode of TABDPITABM as we open up the floodgates to our listeners and let anyone join! Lay back and enjoy the hellscape audio as we are joined by Trevor, "Mass Line of C*ke", Kirby, Vivi, Nick, AROTABDPITABM's Ezra, silent contributors Rob and Caleb, the nation of Quatar, Dave Johnson and returning guests Ethan and Timmy, as well as wiki creator Hank. That's a lot of guests!
The supremely talented Sarah (@sarahjoyshockey) joins Josh and Keaton for the most musical episode of TABDPITABM yet! Gather your family around and enjoy the Queen tribute episode that critics are calling it 'completely unasked for' and 'fair use because it's a parody'!
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Keaton's good friend Timmy (@13EE_MOVIE) and Peter Dinklage swing by to talk about the Angry Birds movie and how the angry birds drink p*ss in it, but somehow the boys end up getting... political!? Strap in tight!
Host Julian and Co-co-host Josh delve back into the world of Wet Spider-Man and Julian introduces his new podcast 'New Problems'. We try out some theme songs, discuss the wiki, and pay a little tribute to the late Stan Lee.
Welcome back to the p*ss zone for phases three and four, brought to you by non-behemoth Brent (@murrman5), co-host extraordinaire Keaton and world famous Dick Cheney impersonator Josh. We've tackled 'pass' and 'pess', now strap in as we explore 'poss', 'the other one' and maybe even encounter another secret special guest.
Settle in for the first part in a double bill of unfiltered (no pun intended) p*ss chat from Josh, Keaton and Brent aka @murrman5. What if that asterisk in the title wasn't filling in for an 'i', but for another letter... or 4?
Brent (@murrman5) joins Josh and Keaton for another jam-packed episode of TABDPITABM. The gang discusses Harry Potter, which nobody really knows anything about or likes very much. Brent returns next time for a two part episode that's actually about The Angry Birds Drinking P*ss in The Angry Birds Movie!
Josh orders and eats a brie panini. Dave aka @egg_dog joins Josh once again for a lovely lunchtime get together in the park, and the boys discuss video game noises and the advantages of a robotic Dracula. Real life birds appear on the podcast for the very first time! Also this episode includes Josh (me) talking by myself at the end which isn't very exciting but this whole thing is free.
Unapologetic New Yorkers Gabby (@gabriellejwhite) and Curt (@curtofranklin) return to TABDPITABM from a Best Buy and an abandoned car park to talk about Paddington, Rick & Morty and young Sheldon, and also debut their own podcasts - 'Ooh, That's Hard To Solve' and 'Go Check It Out!"
Strap in for a double length episode filled to the brim with chills and thrills! Josh, Keaton and Brent deliver some spine tingling stories that will make you do something in your pants that would quench the thirst of an Angry Bird or two, if you know what I mean. A-hee-hee, you're welcome baby!
Josh and Julian are back with another instalment of everyone's favourite podcast within a podcast, Wet Spider-Man, and this time we're playing UNO with you - the listener (and not The Viewer, which is Julian).
The amazing Wet Spider-Man theme tune was made by @WVUWallCrawler !
Lauren (@moongrudge) and Evan (@gayrodney) drop by to talk about the p*ss scene from The Angry Birds Movie. However, Evan reveals that he does not believe the scene exists, and challenges Josh and Lauren to convince him.
Lauren's podcast (with friends) is BKORPP, and you can (and should) listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/bkorpp
For Keaton's birthday, Josh decides to give him the gift of closure, by addressing his co-host status and his membership to The Four Club.
SPOILER ALERT: Okay there is a spoiler for this episode below but I want to make sure you have a good opportunity not to see it because if it's right beside the words SPOILER ALERT then how can I reasonably expect you to see SPOILER ALERT but not see the actual spoiler. Anyway here's the spoiler - Christin (@misandrism) and Matt (@Mister_Veritas) are alsoin the episode.
TABDPITABM is all about American Football this time, aka Football aka English Soccer, which Josh and Christin known nothing about, but which @BuckyIsotope claims to know a lot about. Josh tests Bucky on his knowledge and the results will change your life forever.
Gather round the fire, children, and hear the twisted tale of the fabled 'lost episode' of TABDPITABM. Legend has it that Josh, Keaton (@keatbag), Christin (@misandrism) and August (@DxGGEAUX) recorded a terrible episode of this podcast and immediately had to redo it.
Josh throws new co-host Keaton (@keatbag) in at the deep end by forcing him to address all the complaints made by TABDPITABM listeners. Thanks to Julian for writing a special Wet Spider-Man response, and Mozart for writing 'Laudate Dominum' which played in the background of that part... royalty free, baby.
The boys are back for another instalment of the best podcast on another podcast: Wet Spider-Man. Julian joins Josh once again for an update on the Spider-Man game, as well as some Spider-Man related news. Plus, Spider-Man finally gets wet - live on the podcast!
P.s. - I can't believe we're 20 episodes in already - thanks for listening and here's to 20 more! and then another one million
Welcome to P*ss "Ludap*ss" Bridges. Josh and Matt (@Mister_Veritas) try to record an episode of this podcast. It doesn't go well.
Theme song made by Mikki Rockets (@matcharley), thank you Mikki!
The TABDPITABM wiki created by @jayaitchmac :
Twitter legend @BuckyIsotope tries to guess exactly what happens in the famous p*ss drinking scene, and Brent (@murrman5) returns to help him out. Once again, due to highly advanced multi-international technology, for some reason Bucky's audio recorded slightly earlier than we heard it, so it sounds a little like we were talking over him, which we mostly weren't.
With the help of Ethan (@TapDancingGoat) and Audrey (@audstronaut), TABDPITABM goes through some changes. Who is the host? What's the podcast about? Which podcast even is this? Josh 2, Neil Breen, Joanna Newsom, a Polish mobster and Walter the dog just might have the answers.
Tim Sutton (@FlamingButtWind) and Jack Allison (@jackallisonLOL) join the show to discuss famous p*ss drinking scenes from cinema history including Toy Story, Avatar and Vertigo, as well as the full potential of the theatrical experience for the Angry Birds Movie. 'Never Been P*ssed' was Jack's idea.
Those four, or arguable two, immortal words... 'pee pee poo poo'. Travel with Josh and Dave (@egg_dog, in his 2 and 1/2th appearance) to learn the origin of those words, and count down to the magical moment where the internet's Yung Tungsten (@galaxiaskykloz) finally utters the words that will change TABDPITABM, and the world, forever.
Karl From Online (@HammerFist3) joins Josh for a very special episode of TABDPITABM to discuss the many problems with the infamous Adam Crouch (@The Hoshuah). Adam is provided with the opportunity to defend himself, but will he? You'll have to listen to find out!
Live from New York, it's Curt (@curtofranklin) and Gabby (@gabriellejwhite)! Our guests join us from the famous Javits Convention Centre, which they get kicked out of halfway through, probably for talking about birds drinking p*ss.
It's a very serious, and very special episode of TABDPITABM. Esteemed mathematician Haydon (@Hay_Don_Jones) comes head to head with Destiny 2 addict Brent (@murrman5) in an intense debate that will take you all the way from a geothermal spring to a field with poor reception.
Josh is joined by the wonderful Claire (@70Ceeks) and Sarah (@sarahjoyshockey, check out @MartySarahPod) to discuss the pee drinking scene from the Angry Birds Movie, the pee drinking scene from Home and the... getting peed all over for years scene from Beauty and the Beast?
Resident wildlife expert Salma (@smsrfy) joins the podcast to share scientific analysis of the p*ss scene, including a theory on why the birds may deliberately partake in drinking urine. Keaton (@keatbag) and Cam (@soyboyincarnate) try to shake off their American accents.
At the time of recording, Salma's audio had some issues which appear fixed on the recording file, which is why sometimes it sounds like the rest of the gang are talking over her - we weren't! Credit also goes to Salma for 'piss congeniality'
Two of the leading scholars in the area of the angry birds drinking p*ss in the angry birds movie, Jed aka @j_howlett and Henry aka @AlanVenture provide insight into the symbolism of the scene like nobody else can.
Nat aka @LeftAtLondon drops by to pitch a p*ss scene for the Angry Birds Movie sequel, and also Dave aka @egg_dog finds a quacking sound effect
Here's the Butch Bara link: https://twitter.com/AngryBirds/status/1012706576484855808