The Angry Birds Drink P*ss in The Angry Birds Movie

I'm 3 - 11 today

Halloween Special! @murrman5 is back to talk about global warming, jack nicholson, and tell some scary stories.

It's been a whole year! Almost 100 episodes! We couldn't have done it without you. Well, we could have, but we probably wouldn't have. @TheHoshuah returns to celebrate.

We're back to the p*ss with @BuckyIsotope and @misandrism to talk about trees, chance encounters and spinal surgery (Bucky is all okay for anyone wondering!)

Join Josh, Keaton, Chelsea and Salma for Downloadcast, a bonus episode where we all download various files from the internet. There's bass guitar, patriotism and Game of Thrones spoilers.

Josh has 10 new characters to present to Keaton, including Flea Man, Wood E. Woodpecker and the Swamp Freak. They're all good.

Internet Gamer @ConorHaloReach joins us to travel back to the roots of this whole thing, and play a little Angry Birds Classic.

You've heard many a guest tackle the Admiral Lavigne Month questions, now hear the co-host himself, Keaton, take the challenge head on - with a twist. The mighty @BuckyIsotope will be scoring him, and there's privileges to be won... and dignity to be lost. Plus we talk to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones (@egg_dog).

A look back at the episode which marked the end for TABDPITABM's beloved co-host, both in content creation... and in life. Plus Grimes wants to tour as a hologram?

Josh's good friend Andrew aka @TheRealPinser visits the podcast for the first time to answer the Admiral Lavigne Questions and reminisce about how they first met.

@egg_dog joins us once again to play a brand new game for TABDPITABM. Think of it as amnesiac karaoke. Enjoy!

We're going for it! We're breaking the TABDPITABM record for shortest episode ever!

It's a real boys' club today as @BuckyIsotope and @egg_dog join Josh and Keaton to come up with some new ideas for an episode. Luckily, Bucky's followers are here to help make suggestions. Unfortunately, Bucky's followers are here to help make suggestions.

Josh and Keaton relinquish their free will. This episode was written by @HeckinFrog, @Clueless73, @StudleyMCannon, @fundamental4est, @Volglaire, @ArbyHotdog and @troutpuke 

The thrilling conclusion to Kirby aka @clueless73's game is here. Which pet will die? Who will fight the mighty dragon in a rap battle? Who will start a new podcast in hell? All these questions and more answered finally. Featuring @legendofchelda

Thank you all for your votes!

The god damn thing is back with the god damn stuff. @legendofchelda has betrayed me and @Clueless73 let it happen. rap battles. go vote

Part 3 is here! Which pet has been voted to death? Which pets will advance? Who will get immunity? Who won't? Listen, instead of asking me all these questions, why don't you just play the episode. Then go vote.

It's part 2! Find out which pet was eliminated, and where our adventurers go next! 

Once again, go and vote! Unless you're listening to this after the day it comes out, in which case you can't! 

Thanks!

It's part one of an epic saga in which you get to vote! The gang creates their pets, including Josh's wheeled cat Jellybeans, Keaton's reverse centaur Jibs, Hank's (@arbyhotdog) radish headed son Hank's Son, Chelsea's (@legendofchelda) large sensitive bird Garrett, and Lauren's (@moongrudge) stylish firearm Denim Gun.

If you're listening to (and reading) this within the first 18 hours of posting, go to @punished_picnic on twitter and vote!

WARNING! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DISGUSTING NOISES. Also please don't eat Chili Peppers.

Josh had to take a day off from Admiral Lavigne Month from stress, so Hollywood legend Alan Alda returns to the podcast to host the entire episode by himself.

There has been a crisis. Yet another flood has struck @murrman5's home, spurring Josh and Keaton to action. He doesn't need money, but what he needs is much much more. 

Christin (@misandrism) makes her long awaited return to the podcast to talk about Enron, Kill Bill, smoking weed and Enron.

Lauren (@moongrudge) and Evan (@GayRodney) return to the show to talk about mobile gaming once more, answer the standard Admiral Lavigne Month Questions, discuss the new Star Wars title, and speak to a very special guest. Plus Lauren reads a beautiful poem, and Evan's cat gets in some trouble.

Ethan (@homesuc) swings by the podcast to answer The Questions, whilst Keaton has been swapped out with French Keaton, from the French version of TABDPITABM. I wonder what that would be like...

P*ss Enthusiast and Professional F*cker Cadence Lux (@thecadencelux) joins us for the very special 69th episode to talk more in depth about drinking pee than ever before. We also discuss the new Chinese automatic sperm extractor, obviously.

@70Ceeks and @BuckyIsotope go head to head on the Avril Lavigne Month questions, and then join forces to tackle The Angry Birds 2 trailer.

Allison aka @_ghostlight answers the questions, and then it's off to the aftershow where Josh and Dave aka @egg_dog remember getting lunch-drunk, Chelsea aka @legendofchelda dreams of being a blimp, and the whole gang become bikers.

It's about time someone updated the TABDPITABM wiki! Josh forces Hank to help do so.

Chelsea aka @legendofchelda returns to the show once more to talk about the continuation of April Fowl's Day Month, the new Joker movie, and then to interview Hollywood legend Alan Alda (when Josh has to leave early).

On day two of April Fowl's Day Month aka Avril Lavigne Month, Josh and Keaton come up with some ideas and lay some ground rules. Plus we talk to viral man of the hour, Hot Model Dad. The audio is a little messed up at the beginning of this episode so a few parts sound weird, sorry!

Is this a prank? We commit to doing 30 episodes in 30 days to honour the month of April. Plus special guests Marc Maron, Harambe and some greasers drop by. Happy April!

You know the drill by now folks. Julian and Josh briefly talk about Spider-Man being wet, Josh does his Stan Lee impression for the first time, Julian has some new problems and both have a few comments about coins. 

Julian joins the Incemption gang to continue the story. Our heroes are now in the Gazebo Casino, and approached by a ghastly, mysterious celebrity.

Allison (@_ghostlight) and Josh return with another edition of Cape Pod Casta Casta to talk about one of the two new Vampire Weekend songs 'Big Blue'. They try to break down the song into tiny little pieces and figure it out, whilst also examining the mood that Allison is in and Father of the Bride Earth Theory. We advise you listen to the song before we start talking about it, because we get right on in there.

Look out Bernie, because these boys are making cash money! @egg_dog showcases some genius ideas for merch while he and Josh drink Red Stripes.

Boy!

Welcome to Cape Pod Casta Casta! It's a new bonus series with Josh and Allison (@_ghostlight) all about popular musical group The Vampire Weekends. Join us as we review the brand new releases track by track leading to the release of the new album. (or at least try to, and then take so long to edit it that it's no longer really relevant). In this episode the duo introduce the band and then discuss the song '2021'. I promise we discuss it eventually.

Brent @murrman5 returns after an irrationally long stretch with his new hit podcast 'Mortgage & Braces', in which he discusses his new braces, his mortgage of course, and gives Josh and Keaton a sneak peak at an unreleased tweet about shampoo.

Christin aka @misandrism joins Josh and Keaton once more to talk about gaming, cereal and cleats. Then, something very interesting happens: Christin mispronounces 'Inception'. Prepare for the first part of an audio experience that will become one of the great sagas of our time.

Sophia (@1followernodad) returns to the podcast to discuss flat earth theories and men microwaving melons, as well as finally putting to rest the debate around whether or not The Angry Birds drink p*ss: they do.

Josh has come up with some new characters for Keaton to review. Are they good characters? You'll have to listen to find out (that they aren't).

It's the first ever bonus episode of TABDPITABM. Josh and Julian recap every single episode of the podcast so far.

TABDPITABM embarks on a fresh start, so if you've never listened to it before, this is the perfect place to start. Josh and Julian keep things simple, straightforward and most importantly, simple and straightforward.