The Anonymous Author Podcast
By Anonymous The Author
The Anonymous Author PodcastFeb 06, 2024
Guess Who's Back?? - Ohio Marijuana Legalization FAILURE - Grammy Recap
Anonymous is back for the new year and in this episode he discusses the Grammy's and Killer Mike's arrest, the Nicki Minaj and Meg The Stallion beef and why Ohio and Mike Dewine have failed the marijuana legalization process so far.
MTV VMAs, Yung Gravy with Addison Rae's Mom | Monday Motivation and Phineas & Ferb Vs Everybody
Phineas & Pherb Vs Dexter, Jimmy Neutron, Numba 2 and more geniuses.
Yung Gravy (whoever that is takes Addison Rae's Mom to the VMAs).
Monday Motivation and how to get your day started.
Black People Are Suffering And Black People Don't Care
A black man was killed at a youth football game and I have seen nothing from influential black athletes talk about the situation.
Is self-policing the best option for black communities.
A man killed his daughter and then himself in a neighborhood near me.
I am pro black and a democrat.
Britney Griner Shocking New Details | Ozymandias Poem
Ozymandias is a poem by Percy Byshee Shelley, I give a reading of the poem and a breakdown of Ozymandias and my interpretation of it.
Also new shocking details about Britney Griner and what the Russians will be doing with her during her sentence.
Conspiracy Theory WARNING!!
Beyonce is What's Wrong With The Music Industry
Beyonce is What's Wrong With The Music Industry. Also The reason why I do not go past Covington Kentucky.
Roe Vs Wade Overturned | 2022 BET Awards | Ayn Rand Quote
The theme of the episode is the power of sex. With a powerful quote from anarchist Ayn Rand.
In this episode Anonymous discusses anarchy and the idea of Ayn Rand. Also war against women.... So that should be fun. Plus the 2022 BET Awards with Lizzo and Summer Walker outsfits.
Google Got Sentient AI?!?!? New Ohio Gun Law | Louis Farrakhan Quote
Anonymous speaks on the new Ohio gun law and what it could mean for the people of Ohio and discusses the political climate and poplitical structure of Ohio from his personal perspective.
Anonymous also touches on the story of Blake Lemoine and whether Lambda has become sentient. And what that could mean for the everyday American.
There is also his review of Stranger Things season 1-4 and a rant about the show.
Top 5 White Rappers and Aesop Rock Lyrics | DL Hughley Vs Monique | Amber Heard Loses |
In this episode Anonymous breakdowns some Aesop Rock lyrics and how it plays into the theme of the episode. He also discusses Amber Heard losing her case and why DL Hughley and Monique are still going at it despite no one really caring anymore.
Mutant Angry Hamsters | Oprah Quote
In this episode Anonymous talks about relationships while starting the show with a quote from Harpo herself, Oprah. And also genetically modified rage hamsters.
Ben Shapiro Quote | How I Learned To Enjoy My Depression | More Weed, Less Liquor Money
In this episode Anonymous starts off with a quote from the often controversial Ben Shapiro. He uses it to discuss his own battle with mental health and how he learned how to enjoy his depression (this is in no way medical advice).
And apparently states are making more money from marijuana than alcohol.
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock Is Good For Comedy | Moon Knight Review
In this episode we are streaming for the first time.
Blac Chyna is going through it with Rob and Tyga about child support and losing her possessions.
The first episode of Moon Knight was not good, here is my review of the first episode
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and it was great.
Cardi B Wins Vs Tasha K | Anti-social on Social Media
Supreme Court Justice is retiring. Will we get our first black woman Supreme Court Justice.
Cardi B shows up when her name is called like Candyman.
Elon Musk Is The Man of The Year | Kim Kardashian-West Is A Lawyer | William Shakespeare Quote
In this episode we start with a quote by Willy Shakes and appropriated by Outkast. Idlewild is still one of my favorite terrible good movies.
Elon Musk is now the Time Man of The Year and he is African.... technically
Also Kim Kardashian is on her way to be lawyer. Word to the Dash clan.
Joe Rogan Vs Spotify | Drake $4 Billion Lawsuit!!
In this episode I discuss why Spotify removing comedians will potentially lead them to ultimately losing Joe Rogan as a podcast host. Also Drake is getting sued for $4 Billion dollars, that hurts my soul just to type it.
Joe Rogan Vs Spotify | Drake $4 Billion Lawsuit
In this episode I discuss why Spotify removing comedians will potentially lead them to ultimately losing Joe Rogan as a podcast host. Also Drake is getting sued for $4 Billion dollars, that hurts my soul just to type it.
Kobe Bryant Greatness | Love And Hip Hop
Kobe Bryant quote about greatness. In this episode I discuss how my love of hip hop and background in rap has influenced me to become a comedian. I listen to a lot of comedians about how to be great including: Tony Baker, Keon Polee, Seinfeld, Damon Wayons, and even Kevin Hart.
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Travis Scott Concert Tragedy | Kanye West Vs Everybody
Terrible tragedy happened at the Travis Scott Astroworld festival and convert. 8 people were killed and many more were injured. Much controversy has been talked about whether or not he should have helped and stopped the show.
Happy Birthday to singer, song-writer SZA.
Happy National STEM day. Do your googles on that one.
Kanye West seems to be dissing everyone from Just Blaze to Big Sean to Dame Dash. Does the divorce have anything to do with his sudden appearances on media outlets. IDK. I just hope he good.
Sacrifice Elon Musk To Save America | Jay-Z Is Now A Rock Legend
Will the Elon Musk tax actually eliminate poverty as the UN Director stated or is it a bunch of slick talking and BS.
Jay-z gets put in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And is introduced by the comedic legend Dave Chappelle.
Also a whole bunch of talk about nothing and randomness.
Brian Laundrie Body Found | Look At The Booty To Survive
Brian Laundrie's remains were found. I hope the family gets the peace they need to get through this rough situation. RIP Gabby Petito.
We all have to look at the booty to survive.
Joe Rogan On Ivermectin
People are playing follow the leader with Joe Rogan and Nicki Minaj.
Today Anonymous discusses with is co-host (BBW Model, Simone Thyke) how people seem to be following instead of thinking for themselves. Joe Rogan seems to trying new medication and everyone is going over the cliff right a long with him.
Episode 1 - Langston Hughes
This episode is themed around the Langston Hughes poem Harlem. Anonymous The Author in typical fashion goes on his rants and expresses his opinions. He shares thoughtful insight around some meaning commentary and framing the world in his sometimes controversial sense of humor.
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Bitcoin Will Be Worthless Because of Orgasms
There is a theory that unvaccinated sperm will become more valuable than bitcoin. I think the theory is hilarious.
Earlier my grandfather passed away and I am using the strength I am seeing in Tony Baker to push on and get past.
Afghanistan is taken over by the Taliban during US pull out.
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Chivalry Is Misogynistic | Sister Curls Brotha
I support the brotha that chose to get his beard shaped in the form of a Christmas tree and/or like that one Aunt in your family that act like she one hairstyle away from a starring role in a Tyler Perry production.
Chivalry is misogynistic, and I refuse to participate in the oppression. So ladies, HOLD YOUR OWN DOOR!!!
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The Real Oppressors | Ferngully Destroys Twilight
The last real oppressors and I stand for those without a voice..
I was clearly the targeted demographic for the Twilight movie and I will hate on it as such.
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Men Need More Love From The Barbers
In this episode Anonymous discusses the disrespect that men have to go through on a bi-weekly basis (or however frequent the he-man in your life chooses to get cut).
Also, Aesop Rock is by far my favorite rapper. It goes back and forth between him and Jay-Z on a weekly basis for me.
Chase your dreams and never let any corporate sponsor shift your thinking.
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Cats & Dogs Are Better Than Kids
Animals are better than kids.
Babies will not guard your house, all they do is cry and poo, at least the puppy will bark at some strangers and give you your money's worth.
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Britney Spears and Rachel Nichols Going Through It
The NBA is crazy, yo.
Rachel Nichols doing skep things.
Lebron James be Lebron Jamesing.
I hope everybody had a dope fourth of July.
Sha.Carri Richardson is a dope track runner and track star.
This Britney Spears situation is deep.
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Logan Paul Got Slept?!? Floyd Mayweather Won
In this episode I come to you live and direct from a new living room.
Today we talk about how Floyd Mayweather mollywhopped Logan Paul. The fight was trash overall though.
Elon Musk is being attacked by Anonymous (the hacker group, not me).
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J.Cole Playing Ball In Africa & NBA Playoffs
J.Cole playing basketball in Africa and is living his dreams. Not everyone is happy about his tenure over in the league but who gives a damn.
NBA Playoffs are getting started and I already have my predictions.
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Joe Rogan Ideology | My First Stand Up Comedy Show
In this episode Anonymous explored the quote about ideology from Joe Rogan.
There is also a long discusssion about his first stand up comedy show via Zoom.
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Love Black Women | Umar Johnson Vs Kevin Samuels
Dr. Umar Johnson Vs Kevin Samuels is something the internet is starting to take sides on.
I don't think it is anything serious.
However I do believe we need to love and protect our black women.
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Happy Anime Day | More Violence Against Black People
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Lil Nas X Is Cancelled? | Reds Opening Day And Announcements
Reds Opening Day Parade here in CIncinnati and we got a surprise, SNOW.
Is Lil Nas X cancelled or is the shock and are being overblown.
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Justice League: Snyder Cut Movie Review
In this episode Anonymous reviews the newly released Justice League Snyder Cut Movie. It is 4 hours long but worth it.
Anonymous also touches on the issues with Warner Bros and the DCEU.
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Wal-Mart is Starting A Bank | Lebron James Vs Zlatan
Health and wellness is important to overall well-being. The 4 pillars are mental, health, physical and financial.
Wal-Mart is starting a bank, can it be trusted.
Lebron James Vs Zlatan, should athletes be involved in politics and should only politicians be allowed to talk politics.
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Horrible Dating Advice | Drunken Story Telling
Anonymous reminisces about the time he was stood up for a date in homecoming in Junior high school, as well as some of his worst dating experiences. He also shares some horrible dating advice that no one should listen to or use in their personal life.
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Fred Hampton | Judas & The Black Messiah
Quote from Fred Hampton. Judas and The Black Messiah is a new film starring Daniel Kaluuya.
Shout out to Chicago and the beautiful history of African Americans. Black history needs to be taught much more in schools.
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Joe Rogan - A Better Humanity | Jeff Bezos Steps Down
In this episode Anonymous discusses the theme of a better humanity based off of the Joe Rogan quote. He also discusses current events on Amazon and their CEO Jeff Bezos stepping down from his role at the company.
Lil Uzi Vert is suffering from the consequences of having a gem implanted in his forehead.
Courtside Karen heckles Lebron and takes to social media to try and plead her case but most people are just shocked she claims to be 25.
And Joe Budden appears to be taking his podcast to Patreon.
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GameStop And Reddit Take Aim At Wall Street | Social Media Heroes
Main street takes it Wall street and actually does some damage.
What is the lasting impact of how we use social media. While some people have used social media to sell their products and enhance their own image. Social media in general is still a transfer of information among people. If this kind of momentum can continue there is no telling how the world will be shaped by how people will choose to take control of their own destinies and futures.
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Joe Biden Inauguration & Why School Sucks
The Joe Biden Inauguration was yesterday, and I look forward to the hate and conspiracy theories that are bound to run rampant.
My spotify playlists wants to thank Trump for pardoning Lil Wayne and Kodak Black.
Memories from high school. If kids forget 60% of that is learned in school why dont we trim off the fat and let them actual have a fun childhood.
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My First Comedy Show | NBA, James Harden Trade
My first comedy show was 1/11/21, I was so excited and I am happy of the result, but I definitely need to sharpen my skills.
The NBA had a huge trade involving James Harden going to the Brooklyn Nets. Steve Nash will now have to deal with 2 huge personalities with Kyrie and James.
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Capitol Hill Stormed By Thugs, Welcome To 2021
Welcome to 2021. First week of the new year and we have an attack on our freedoms already.
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Tom Cruise Rant | Albert Einstein Quote
Reality is what you make it. Albert Einstein quotes reinforces the idea that reality can be adjusted with positive reinforcements and affirmations.
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KevOnStage Showed Me How To Be Myself
In this episode Anonymous speaks on the difficulties of staying focused and consistent in the music and content creation space. He also talks about how he does not know KevOnStage personally but really found inspiration how to be himself and how to be authentic in his content.
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Does Watching Anime Make Me Racist?
Does Watching Anime Make me racist? It is a media outlet that has been heavily influenced by Western ideals and uplifting certain features that are not indicitve of actual asian people.
Is bacon and barbecue sauce a $10 million idea?
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Joe Rogan | Focus And Descipline
In this episode Anonymous touches on the focus and determination needed to succeed. Also discussed in this episode are the contreversial figures Jordan Peterson and Alex Jones.
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Election Results
In this podcast Anonymous touches on the effects of the election and if not anything will change under a Biden administration. Anonymous also touches on subjects like self esteem, power, and self-motivation.
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The Power Play | John Lewis Quote
On this episode Anonymous discusses one of the best power plays you can show in this country and that is your power to affect change in your community.
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Joe Budden Vs Charlamagne Da God (Spotify Vs iHeart)
In this episode we talk about the current podcast beef between personalities Joe Budden from his podcast and Charlamagne from The Breakfast Club. This episode is all about ownership vs joint venture and who I think is in the right and the wrong in this debate.
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Back Like I Never Left
Anonymous checking in since all the craziness has began at the beginning of the year.
The last episode was a little too serious and not at all fun. I didn't like the vibes or energy I was giving off. More fun, less serious.
If you feel mentally unstable please contact a professional.
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