The Awkward Tavern
By TaT
The Awkward TavernJun 30, 2021
Party Planning C2.12
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
Lysander is still recovering from their broken heart as the Staff begin planning and preparing to go and hunt the Froghemoth.
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Galavanting Glarbo C2.11
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
A new visitor at the Tavern really tests the Staffs' abilities, and their hearts.
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Of Mice, Men, & Monsters C.10
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The staff get to enjoy an "adventurous" lord as he travels the outlands, all the while the door mouse seeks vengeance...
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Mouse Trap C2.9
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The staff start to resume work with their new help. As they get situated, Zenith's new mouse trap is ready...
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Kobold Kombat C2.8
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The staff have invaded the kobolds' hold and are now in full swing to found out why they are half starved and try and free them from whatever has a hold on them.
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Soup Delivery C2.7
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
As the night continues, the kobolds are now requesting even more food and starting to show up injured. Out of concern, they staff go to investigate under the guise of food delivery.
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Health Inspector C2.6
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
A unique guest arrives at the Tavern, a Health Inspector. Seems the Tavern is far, far overdue for review.
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Load of Bologna C2.5
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The staff have a unique day this session as Oni is taking a day off so that Gary the Goblin can be the Tavern's Chef. Little do the newest staff know, that the town loves Gary's cooking.
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Hungy Kobolds C2.4
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The kobolds begin to beg more as the staff try to figure out how to handle their growing hunger. All the while, Zenith has taken note of a mysterious mouse in the Tavern, and a cat will do what a cat do.
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Kobold Kart Katastrophe C2.3
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As we delve deeper into the staff's work, we come across an interesting turn of events as some kobolds begin begging at the Tavern.
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Runes & Rooms C2.2
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
As the pages turn, we get to meet two more of our staff and witness some oddities of the Tavern. All the while, a little fairy dragon enjoys some "free" drinks.
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Our Story Begins C2.1
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
Our story begins, not at the beginning, but somewhere after that. Our "heroes" work at a tavern, minding their own and trying to live an easy, simple life.
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Epilogue 111.2
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
They party finish their after stories and the table break into banter about the campaign and some off topic chatter with the close of the campaign.
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Epilogue 111.1
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The party return and move to resurrect Meliodus and celebrate their accomplishments.
-Note: The battle ended with Dr. Octavius Plane Shifting himself and Llymic away from the ending explosion caused by S.MA.G. III and then Dr. Octavius used Wish to insure no one would know the truth of how they escaped.
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Sunrise 110.2
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
Everyone pools resources to push down Llymic and end it's Eternal Night.
-Note: the last bit of this session was corrupted and had to be removed.
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Sunrise 110.1
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The battle continues as Llymic breaks free of it's prison and the party works to permanently remove it from this plane.
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Final Rites 109.2
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
The battle to save the light continues as the party takes one tough guard of Llymic down after another.
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Final Rites 109.1
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
With a final bit of celebration, and possibly closing of a bucket list, the party moves to the mountain top where Llymic's prison awaits.
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Cutting Loose Ends 108.2
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Combat continues as they drag the Twins down and bring an end to their machinations.
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Cutting Loose Ends 108.1
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With time growing short, the Vibrants discover where the Twins are and move to end them and their plans.
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Seductive Rest 107.2
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The group spend their Long Rest with Elra, quickly learning her desires are not to be trifled with.
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Seductive Rest 107.1
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With the end of the dungeon comes treasures and goodbyes, as the party must leave Runesteel behind.
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Iron Sandwich 106.2
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Coming to the final room, they find a giant mechanical construct bent on challenging their resolve.
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Iron Sandwich 106.1
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They press further into the warped dungeon, finding that some things tend to get twisted the harder they try.
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Secretive Terry 105.2
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The group pushes through the trials put forth, quickly learning some times, violence is the solution.
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Secretive Terry 105.1
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As the group prepares to see what Runesteel has been up to, certain truths come to light about Terry.
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Spelljammer Bubbles 104.2
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Combat becomes pressing as resources begin to thin and anti-arcane and anti-aberrant defenses begin activating.
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Spelljammer Bubbles 104.1
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The combat continues to evolve as they fight the Gnom-a-tons for control of this mechanical place and save clan Frostpaw.
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Cage Free Mice 103.2
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Moving quickly, they search for the missing mousefolk, but a short snack break should be ok, yeah?
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Cage Free Mice 103.1
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The Vagrants make their move to rescue Gregory's surviving clan, on the way, they find Teleporting can have risks.
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Rest and Rescue 102.2
Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised
With things all lined up, the party set their plans for rescue into motion, but first, Heroic Breakfast.
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Rest and Rescue 102.1
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The part finish up their Long Rest and make plans to move forward with recovering Gregory's clan, as well as a small otter boy Rikki promised to save, but first, Nobility.
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Fanged Beast 101.2
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As rest continues, the party prepares for the eventual end of their recovery and where to head to next, all the while, little Eve is hounded for their "beastliness".
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Fanged Beast 101.1
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The Vibrants are able to start a well wanted rest, as they do, Eve decides to go investigating Runesteel and her odd absence.
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Giggle Fits 100.2
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The Twins make another appearance, and it doesn't seem like they are in the mood for pleasantries this time.
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Giggle Fits 100.1
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With resources low, the Vibrants move to clean up the last of the Brood and completely break the siege.
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Hoodwinked 99.2
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Following the sudden revelation, they all quickly move to investigate why Lu'Odon is acting the way he is...
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Hoodwinked 99.1
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As the Vibrants move to a new defensive position, they decide to take a moment to investigate the supply issues that have been on the rise.
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Bad Bets 98.2
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As they push back and take control of the battlefield, it seems a side wager has enticed the Twins to up their game and go a more lethal route.
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Bad Bets 98.1
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The Vibrant Vagrants receive updates on the progress of the siege and quickly move to help Lance's squad as they are rapidly getting overwhelmed.
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Over Confidence 97.2
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With their plan in motion, the part moves to clean up as fast as possible so they can work to assist other areas under assault.
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Over Confidence 97.1
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With the oncoming horde, the party put a plan into motion to take out this groups leader and find, some plans go better than expected.
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Heroic Brunch 96.2
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With rest achieved and resources gathered, they decided on where they will make their stand in defense of their home and allies.
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Heroic Brunch 96.1
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The Vibrants finish up their Long Rest and gathering resources as they gain information on the coming horde.
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Touchy Terry 95.2
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As the week continues the Vibrants get in their last Long Rest before the horde arrives at the walls.
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Touchy Terry 95.1
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With the kingdom recovered and the portals open, Mendeleev begins evacuation of it's citizens.
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End of a Story 94.2
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Combat seems to be closing as they work to finish off the creature that was sealed within the stone.
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End of a Story 94.1
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Combat continues as the party work with the king to stop the wrath of the living statue.
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Sleeping Wratch 93.2
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Continuing past the gate, they attempt to help solve an issue that's been plaguing this kingdom for centuries.
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Sleeping Wrath 93.1
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Continuing the exploration of the fortress eventually leads them to what they are looking for.
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