The Beard and The Baby

This episode has been sitting in the archives of the Beard and the Baby for so long we have no idea what we talked about in this episode! Hence, why we are calling it "The Lost Episode". Enjoy whatever surprises are on this episode!

This week the Beard and Baby share what they would do if they ever won the jackpot!  What would you do if you won the lottery?

This week the Beard and Baby reflect on their one year being a podcast and share their favorite episodes so far.  Oh, and the Beard quit his job and shares what is next for him!

Its a huge episode! Not only is it our 50th episode it is also the series finale of Are We Manly Men? The Beard and Baby finish up the list of 100 things all men should know how to do.  Spoiler: The Beard fails miserably!

Join us as the Beard is slowly questioning his manliness and he is worried that having a beard truly doesn't make him a man anymore! The guys continue in their quest to see what 100 things all men should know how to do and if they can do them!

Its Part 3 y'all! This week the Baby is back and we continue our list of 100 things all manly men should know how to do.  The Beard is getting close to having his man card taken away...

This week The Beard is joined by Intern Tommy as the Baby is visiting family in a far away land.  Intern Tommy just finished his own adventure and shares with the Beard how it all went down.  Then they go watch the season finale of Obi-Wan.

Join the Beard and the Baby in the quest to prove that the Beard deserves to grow a beard by being a manly man!

In this week's episode, the Baby brings a list of 100 things that all men should know how to do.  We go through items 1-20 and see just how manly we actually are!

Join us this week as the Baby tells some humorous stories of a mountain of poop and throwing up! 

In this week's episode, The Beard and The Baby talk about all the fights they have been in and look up their addresses on the sex offender website! 

This week the Beard and Baby tackle tough Would You Rather questions.  Come Hang With Us for some good laughs and great discussion!

This week the Beard and Baby talk about the world of rich people and all the problems that come with them, along with the exciting things happening in their lives!

That's right! The Beard and Baby talk about drugs in this episode!  They also talk about conspiracy theories and other things! Come Hang With Us!

This week we are joined by Garret, who is a brother in law to the Beard and friend to the Baby.  They let the listeners get to know Garret in their own quirky way and help Garret with a life choice about selling the house and hitting the open road, living in a van.    

In this week's episode, the Baby is in charge!  He asks Intern Tommy and the Beard what it would cost for them to do certain things, or to give up certain items for a period of time.

Disclaimer: Due to the nature of some of the questions asked by the Baby, this episode is being marked as explicit as a precaution.

In this week's episode The Beard and Baby share the winner of the first ever NCAA Beard and Baby bracket challenge and bring back BABERS!  They also show how much they do not understand gambling.

Keeping it basic this week as the Beard and Baby talk sports, movies, tv series, drink Mountain Dew, talk about having guests, and more!  It is a wild ride this week! Try to keep up!

This week the Beard and the Baby talk all things March Madness!  They discuss how their brackets are doing and what their predictions are for the remaining games!  Intern Tommy comes up with a consequence for the loser!

Buckle up everyone! Intern Tommy was given permission to do a solo episode as the Beard and Baby had scheduling conflicts.  Be ready to be taken to a whole new reality as Intern Tommy talks dinosaurs, sports, personal views, dinosaurs again, personal high school stories about him and the Beard, DINOSAURS AGAIN?! (seriously Intern Tommy?).  Whew... we think we covered it all but take a listen and see what we may have missed!

In this week's episode, the Baby tells a story of being recognized in public as the Baby.  Then the Beard and Baby discuss what reality game shows they would have the most success on.  And we find out that the Beard would not do well in the wilderness!

After taking a week off due to scheduling conflicts, the Beard and Baby are back ready to blow your socks off!  This week they find out recording audio can be fickle at times (Intern Tommy saves the day...sort of), what shows they have been watching, and the Baby finds out that virtual hunting is hard!

This week the Beard and Baby are joined by Intern Tommy who asks them if they think they could beat up certain animals in a fight.  The results will shock you!  Also, the Beard and Baby play a little prank on Intern Tommy to remind him who is in charge still.

This week the Beard and Baby discuss the video game Red Dead Redemption 2 which the Baby has become obsessed with!  That's right it is all about the wild west this week!  Come Hang With Us!

This week the Beard and Baby are all over the place with their discussions!  They complain about Intern Tommy being on vacation to Mountain Dew to what their favorite vacations would be.  PLUS MORE! 

After taking a small break to heal both mentally and physically, the Beard and the Baby are back and ready to bring in the new year!  They catch up with one another and talk about resolutions, video games, books, and of course drink a Mountain Dew!

Last week the Beard and the Baby were sent on a mission by Intern Tommy to rob 23 million in Bitcoin.  Tune in to see how the HEIST finishes and if the Beard and Baby get away clean!  Come Hang With Us!

Intern Tommy has set up the HEIST, now it is up to the Beard and the Baby to complete the mission!  Will they succeed or will they fail miserably?  Tune in to Part 1 and find out! Come Hang With Us!

The Baby challenges the Beard to see if he could pass the Citizenship Test.  This leads into a discussion about their American History knowledge.  What they know, or lack of, may surprise you!

Intern Tommy joins the Beard and Baby as they talk about how they feel about the generation below them.  First time the gang dives into a controversial topic!

Disclaimer: Our recording software went haywire during this episode, and we felt it was good enough to keep the original recording and post it.  We felt that due to the nature of the conversation, it was better to keep/post what we had instead of re-recording and losing the authentic reactions. 

The Beard and Baby are hungry this week so the Baby brings over a MRE and let's the Beard try it.

The Beard and The Baby reflect on their younger selves and discuss if they accomplished their dreams they had.  By doing so, the discussion leads into now looking to their future and guessing where they will be in the next 15 years.  Hopefully still doing the podcast!

The Beard and the Baby spend this week talking about what they have been watching on all the different platforms.  The Baby also goes on a rant about how he should have become a mechanic.  Behind the scenes, Intern Tommy is not happy with how the BABERS is being used!

Warning: Brief language

The Beard and Baby love food and discuss all the best foods they have consumed in their life!  They also introduce a new rating scale unique to them called the Beard and Baby Everything Rating System (BABERS). Come Hang With Us!

The Beard and Baby are joined by Intern Tommy!  The Baby and Tommy share real stories of their experiences with paranormal activity while the Beard tries not to get scared from listening.  Spoiler: He hates it!

It’s the Beards turn to enthral listeners with the tale of his upbringing and life story. Tune in to hear the exciting story of a boy growing up on a farm in South Dakota.

In this episode, Intern Tommy comes up with a list of What If questions that he wants the Beard and the Baby to ponder.  The Baby shows his true colors about aliens during this discussion and the Beard and Baby both agree that Intern Tommy should never be paid, plus many more questions get answered!

The Beard and Baby are back at it with another bracket! This time they take 16 animals of their choosing and pick who they think would win in a fight.  After much discussion, they crown the Animal Fight Club champion!  Will you be as shocked as they were with the winner?!

The Baby continues the tale of his backstory, featuring twists, turns, and literally three minutes of coughing that I had to painstakingly edit out of the episode.

In this episode the Baby regails listeners with a tale of his past and how he came to find his purpose in life. Or at least the first half. Because this one’s a two-parter!

Warning: Brief Language

There’s a guest on this episode! It’s The Beard’s brother, Greg! The three men discuss fatherhood, parental advice, and football. Things get especially heated when the topic of Nebraska football comes up!

Warning: Language.

Have you ever wanted to listen to a podcast where two guys say “Have you seen this movie? It’s good, right? Yeah.” for 30 minutes? If so, this is the podcast episode for you!

The Beard and the Baby discuss some adventures of fatherhood, the beginning of the college football season, ...and poop. They tell stories about poop.

In honor of the 30-year anniversary of the release of the SNES, the Beard and the Baby take a trip down memory lane discussing their favorite video games and video game consoles of their past!

Intern Tommy tells a joke! The Beard and the Baby debate the best of the best Mountain Dew flavors in their first official Mountain Dew Bracket!  The Beard tells an extremely long and entertaining story!

The Beard and the Baby play Stroke the Beard, a game where the two ask weird questions that make them ponder and debate. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How many holes does a straw have? Is water wet?

The Beard and Baby take some time to reflect on being first time dads.  They share stories about their kids and what they wish they would have been told before becoming dads.  Intern Tommy does some editing as well in this episode. 

The 2020 Olympics are finally taking place after a year-long delay, and the Beard and Baby are here to tell you what they’re watching, what events they think they could compete in, and what events would destroy them physically and mentally.

The Beard and the Baby discuss sports and sports related topics. What sports do they like? What sports are they good at? Remember that time Baby spit in a referee's face? Which athletes are good at sports? And more!

The Beard and the Baby get their gears grinded (ground?) as they vent about different things that bother them! Spicy!

Warning: Brief language used.