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By Paul and Lori Lender 2023
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CNS - E71 - Real Life Storytime Update
It's been a month since our last episode and a lot has been going on in our person lives. No news of the world, just news from us this time around.
CNS - E70 - Paul Spills a Beer
We talk the upcoming eclipse, old words and cruise ships.
Also, Paul spills a beer and can't stop recording because the mouse got flooded so you get to hear all of that chaos since I'm too lazy to edit very much.
CNS - E69 - Heh...Sixty Nine
We talk March Madness, the Oscars and two locals pulling the ole Weekend at Bernie's Bank Withdrawal gag.
CNS - E68 - Pancakes and Shrinkflation
We kick off the show talking about Cookie Monster and shrinkflation before being joined in studio by AI Bob to talk about pancakes and answer three pressing questions and pancake physics.
CNS - E67 - When Harry Met Sally at the Superbowl
We learn about the original ending to When Harry Met Sally and review options for next year's Superbowl Halftime show.
CNS - E66 - Superbowl Recap
CNS - E66 - Superbowl Bets, the Grammy's and Old Slang
We talk a bit about the Superbowl and all the 13's that are surrounding it. Lori watched the Grammy Awards and has some thoughts to say. Wrap this one up talking about old slang.
Cowabunga, see you on the flip side.
CNS - Episode Sixty Five - Squirting on TikTok
Welcome to all our new listeners! You know who you are.
I brought a couple of TikToks to the show include squirting, the alphabet and Clydia.
Lori brought annoying phrases and Elmo.
CNS - Episode Sixty Three - A Furnace is Crappy Birthday Present
Two weeks in row!
We talk getting new furnaces, my birthday, dead facts from school and Billy Joel. Plus I get a few Mom jokes in there.
CNS - Episode Sixty Two - One Burger is an American Treasure
A. MERICAN. TREASURE.
After our last episode we got some feedback on the Roman Burger and I took to AI to recreate the text exchange.
Then we talk Noah Kahan, stealing THC, broken furnaces and those cryin' Kelce boys.
Episode Sixty - Garage Sale Underwear
We got a few lists about Cleveland - Top 23 Stories, Top 30 Things Not to Do, Top Ten Books at the Local Library (for real). And then voice mail. Lori is still asking about mushrooms and I want to know if you'll wear my bathing suit.
CNS - Episode Fifty Nine - Cat Vomit and Gas Pumps
Let me tell you a story about a vomiting cat and driving away with the gas pump handle still in the car.
Also, predictions for 2024 and the top searches for Google in 2023.
CNS - Episode 58 - Taylor Swift and Christmas Movies
Taylor Swift beat us out for first place in Time's Person of the Year contest so we spend some time talking about that and how I wish she was my daughter. Later we jump in to list of the top Christmas Movies. I think they got the top 5 wrong and I let you know.
Also, if you were wondering, I won the office trivia contest.
CNS - Episode Fifty Seven - Explaining Our Absence
We are back after about three weeks away. Some of it good stuff, some of it not so good stuff, but we talk about it all. It's also the start of "Wrap Up Season" when all the Best of 2023 lists come out. On this episode we review the Top 10 Most Photographed People and I think I guessed more of them correctly than Lori.
CNS - Episode Fifty Six - Matthew Perry, Mushrooms and Halloween
We are back after a couple of weeks away. I talk about taking our dogs Trick or Treating, we discuss whether or not Matthew Perry's death is getting too much time and mushrooms are in the news.
CNS - Episode Fifty Five - We Return and so does Taylor Swift
This week we got -
Fame, Fortune and Will Smith
Lori asks other people about mushrooms
Forgotten voice memo about Charlie Brown Land
So tune in!
CNS - Episode Fifty Four - Dangerous Weddings
What do you get when you mix dangerous weddings, biting dogs and update on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? You get this podcast. All that plus bonus time because Paul and Lori got backstage passes to a concert at the House of Blues
CNS - Episode Fifty Three - Taylor and Travis
With nothing else to talk about we go after what everybody in the media is talking about.
Taylor Swift is probably snogging Travis Kelce.
CNS - Episode Fifty - Retirement and Alien Cake
So we took a week off but here we are roaring back with another show.
This week -
Retirement Planning
Mexican Alien Cake
Starlink Satellites
Celebrity Divorce
and other stuff!
There would have been a porn clip but somebody said no... :/
CNS - Episode Fifty One - Stains on a Plane
Well, we are back for a second week in a row and I can tell you right now there won't be a three peat since I'm in Las Vegas next week.
This episode is chock full of goodness though. We have people pooping on airplanes, dying from the One Chip Challenge, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift plus a few other surprise topics that you just have to listen to learn about.
CNS - Episode Fifty - Return from Summer Vacation
It's been a while, but we are back with a new episode.
This time around we talk about how are time away from the show went. From there we get into some news. Lori brought her own list so we took turns picking topics -
2 beers a week, Taylor Swift Overexposure, US Open of Weed, Something else, something else, Donald Trump, Miley Cyrus
August 31, 2023
CNS - Episode Forty Nine - Selfies with Miranda Lambert
I can't even remember what we talked about to kick off the show, but we get into discussing how Miranda Lambert concerts don't seem to be very much fun. She's up there on stage stabbing beach balls and stopping her show to tell people not to take selfies. *boring*
We also get into Jason Aldean's "Try That in a Small Town" song that certainly sounds like a racist, violent dog whistle.
And finally, we get into the odd case of Carlee Russell, the woman that disappeared and reappeared after stopping to check on an infant walking next to the highway in Alabama.
CNS - Episode Forty Eight - Nobody Dies Doing What They Love
Donald Trump never heard of a Blizzard but I got my dog one for her Gotcha Day.
I discuss how it's impossible to die doing what you love.
Missing kids living with their mom.
Leave Britney alone. Is she still an A list celeb?
CNS - Episode Forty Seven - BMV Photos and 3 hr Concerts
The usual unrelated conversations topics that include a 4th of July re-cap, Kim K getting her driver's license photo and Paul McCartney longing for the by-gone days of 30 minute rock concerts.
CNS - Episode Forty Six - Forest Fires and Ants
Back to back weeks for a new show! Woot woot! No sound board this week because we lost the plug adaptor for the sound board laptop but Lori steps up and makes all the required noises. I call out a name to see if they listen. We talk about Canadian forest fires. We talk about July being the Saturday of the Summer season weekend. We talk about ants.
CNS - Episode Forty Five - We Went to a Taylor Swift Concert
Miss us? Probably not, but we came back anyway. Paul has some business travel that kept us from the show and then there was this concert by a person named Taylor Swift that we went to and kept us from our regular schedule. Other than that, by the time we started this podcast we couldn't make submarine jokes anymore. A bit of cage fights between Telsa and Facebook. Some politics. Wrapped things up with stuff Boomers still have in their houses.
CNS - Episode Forty Four - Ron Desantis Breaks Twitter and Tina Turner Dies...Unrelated
Kick this one off talking politics and the worst online streaming event ever - Ron Desantis technical Twitter issues and really boring annoucement. From there, I think, we go into Tina Turner and Broadway Musical Sing-a-longs. A bit on "Hard as Hail", late 1900's music, games shows and murder wrap things up.
CNS - Episode Forty Two - Beer, Bikinis and Murder
We catch you up on what's been going on it our world and why the show posting schedule has been so erratic before getting into...
Tattoo-gate - are artists scamming clients for big bucks with expense consulting and drawing fees?
Conservatives are in a bit of tizzy again in the big beer world as Miller Lite calls for destruction of old beer ads featuring models in bikinis and reaching out to support women brewers.
Murder - the age of tale of a wife murdering her husband and writing a children's book about it before getting caught.
CNS - Episode Forty One - No Women Orgasmed During This Podcast
Squeezing in a rare Sunday episode since we didn't make it to the microphones on our normal Thursday and won't again next week either.
A re-cap of what we've been up to in our lives before...
Somebody really enjoyed the LA Philharmonic Orchestra last week.
Crime-tainment update on Ana Walsh...and her mystery lover.
Trump and his video deposition.
CNS - Episode Forty - Demons, Death, Taxes and the Ice Age
This week we start out with a couple of political clips that ARE NOT SATIRE before moving onto more important things like what happens if you die on a cruise. Of course, if you don't die on a cruise the other option is getting knocked up so we also take a look at the Top 10 Baby Names for 2023 around the country. Then there is something about Tucker Carlson, Joe Biden and the slit in between that mattresses on our Sleep Number bed.
CNS - Episode Thirty Nine - Bud Light, Kid Rock and Broadway
Spent the majority of this episode talking about the conservative outrage against Bud Light and how everybody is just switching over to other products that just as strongly support the LGBTQ+ community. Go ahead and drink your Coors Light in your Ford Truck, you real man of genius.
Also mention that we got a new bed.
CNS - Episode Thirty Eight - Trump is Indicted, Gwenyth is Free
On this episode of our crime-tainment podcast we luck out and get some content because former POTUS Donald Trump gets indicted just before we start! And the crime doesn't stop there! We also learn Gwenyth Paltrow's fate in her skiiing court case. Ahh...the crimes of the wealthy. In between or, maybe, around that we also discuss getting a new mattress and refridgerator. Take your time getting to this one, or listen to it twice, because we won't be back for two weeks!
CNS - Episode Thirty Seven - Murder is Only an Easy Out in Your Head
We took a week off just because and came back to talk CoVID and Crime-tainment. It's been about three years since Ohio shut down. What has changed in your world during that time?
Then it's right into crime talk. Dentists poisoning wives. More Murdaugh murders. Gwyneth Paltrow and goes to court.
CNS - Episode Thirty Six - Birthdays and Tiger Woods
Just happened to notice that is was EXACTLY one year ago that we changed the name of our old podcast to Content Not Supported, but we don't discuss that at all. Instead it's a bit of talk about the Lt Gov of TN not knowing how to use emoji's on all the LGBTQ+ people he follows even though he wants to ban all that. Then it's a bit about Tiger Woods and are all athletes assholes once you get to know them? Sprinkle in a bit of Ron White and Bill Cosby and that is this episode.
CNS - Episode Thirty Five - Live Casting the Alex Murder...Murdaugh Verdict
Completely unplanned but we started this episode with Lori getting me up to date on what has been happening the Alex Murdaugh trial and just before we ended the jury came back and found him....dun-dun-DUN....
Talked a bit of East Palenstine trainwreck and Broadway too.
CNS - Episode Thirty Four - Train Wrecks and Dentist Psychos
Did anybody miss us last week?
Started catching up on a few of the things that happened since the last episode. Valentine's Day, the Super Bowl, going to the Cavs play basketball. From there we talk about the horrible train derailment that happened in south eastern Ohio. Not far from us, but far enough that we don't have to be overly concerned about the immediate danger that took place. From there we dig into some voice memos that Paul had on his phone. Throuples with mask wearers, understanding musicals and whether anybody keeps their eyes open during a dental cleaning. Tune in to find out if Paul or Lori is the psycho that keeps their eyes open.
CNS - Episode Thirty Three - It's Groundhog Day
We actually had to start this show over, just like the movie Groundhog Day.
A bit of political talk gives way to some shenanigans that seem to be happening at the Dallas Zoo. My theory is that the monkeys have made tools and are behind it all.
From there it's a bit on Nazi homeschools before I explain how easy it is to just sit and be quiet.
Boo-yah! See you next week.
CNS - Episode Thirty Two - Worst Funeral Ever
Some small talk about photography, smoked whiskey and confidential documents start this episode off before we jump into a topic that ends up taking up the rest of the show.
If you didn't know, Diamond, of Diamond and Silk, passed away recently. Somebody had the good idea to include Donald J Trump in the funeral service so we listen to insanity that ensues.
See you next week.
CNS - Episode Thirty One - Bad Google Search Histories and the Erotic MLK Statue
The quick hits at the start of the show include George Santos, my 51st birthday, new pizza joints and trimming the social media friends list. From there...
More on the Anna Walshe murder and analyzing her husbands Google search history from after she disappeared.
After that it is onto the newly unveiled Embrace Statue that looks a little like....hmmmm....somebody has mouthful.
We should be back next week. Older but not wiser.
CNS - Episode Thirty - This Podcast Contains Confidential Documents and Harry's Penis
Kick this episode talking about how President Biden's team keeps finding confidential documents they didn't know they had. I couldn't even take a book out of the library without ID and I had to pay a fine when I brought it back a day late.
Prince Harry tells us about his penis in a clip from his new audiobook.
Next up is Lori's Murder Fetish and a bit of a discussion about Ana Walshe and that situation.
From there it's onto sayings and phrases Lori doesn't like. I do a bit of analysis on this and make a point that maybe Lori really just doesn't like the people saying these things.
And finally - Swinging Tennessee Cops. That's not the title of a video I watched on Pornhub.
CNS - Episode Twenty Nine - Talking Christmas, NYE, Kevin McCarthy and bad injuries
Welcome to 2023, y'all!
This episode kicks off with a bit of a holiday recap and ends sometime around Paul losing his wallet. From their we jump into US Politics! Paul talks about the Republican party and his obsession with the Speaker of the House vote. Breaking News! At the time of this post, vote 11 was just about to begin! Then we discuss a bit of what happened to Jeremy Renner and Damar Hamlin before wrappings up with Rolling Stone's Top 200 Singers list.
If all goes well, we will be back again next week and they might still be voting for Speaker of the House.
CNS - Episode Twenty Eight - Exploding Aquariums and Colin Jost
A short episode before to make sure you have something to download onto your new iPod Christmas Day!
We talk about Colin Jost's odd behavior on SNL while Cecily Strong said her farewell. From there we jump over to an exploding aquarium in a German hotel. Things wrap up with bit of weather talk because of the big storm that is about to hit us. Make sure your phones are charged.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
CNS - Episode Twenty Seven - I want a Fusion Reactor for Christmas and Holiday This or That Game
A bit of another Christmas show this week before jumping into sciency things with a discussion on fusion reactors and boiling water. We also take a look at Google's Top 10 Lists for search terms (no porn) and then play a Holiday Themed This or That Game. The show wraps up with a few voice memos from Paul on Joe Biden's sex life and movie quote tattoos.
CNS - Episode Twenty Six - Work Friends, Christmas and Politics
Spent a fair bit of time talking about work "friends" and Christmas in the episode. Most of the Christmas talk about about traditions, and what to do once your kids are older. From there we made a minute to talk about Pete Davidson having a new girlfriend before moving onto some boring politics talk about the bad week Ye and Trump have been having.
CNS - Episode Twenty Five - Ticketmaster and Boring Christmas Gifts
Fired off a fresh episode tonight. On topic this week - Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster, Korean Penis Facials for $650, Hot Christmas gifts and voice notes.
Check it out. We won't be back for two weeks since Thanksgiving is next week and we'll be busy spending time with family and friends.
CNS - Episode Twenty Four - Consult a Physician for Elections Lasting Greater than 4 hours
Yes, it was Election Day and some of the results are in. Kind of hard to ignore so we talk about it for a bit. From there its on to Aunt Taylor Swift, discussing Aaron Carter's death and what we aren't watching on TV because we aren't watching TV.
We'll be back one more time before Thanksgiving so see you next week!
CNS - Episode Twenty Three - Trick and Treat for Twitter
Didn't have a lot planned for this episode so we recap our Halloween and start looking forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas. Along the way we discuss Elon Musk, Twitter and accepting your LGBTQ+ kids.
CNS - Episode Twenty Two - Las Vegas Swan Lake Drag Show
Back after another week away because Paul was in Las Vegas.
Chat about quite a few things on this one. The ballet, floor edibles, raking leaves, and what age is your peak age for various things in life. That all gets followed up with Halloween. Finally, Paul has few voice notes on how to make Swan Lake better, would street lights have helped the Three Wise Men and picking up married women in Vegas.
See ya nextweek!
CNS - Episode Twenty One - Cats and Retirement
We are back after a couple unexpected weeks away. Sometimes life just happens.
So the topics include retirement planning, our new cat, AI and the Kardashians and Paul's voice memos that may be offensive to Jehovah's Witnesses.
There you go. Back in two week or so with another episode if all goes according to plan.