The Mouse in the House Podcast

The Mouse in the House Podcast

By The Mouse in the House Podcast
This is the Mouse in the House Podcast. And no, it is not a show about Disney, owning pet mice, or rodent extermination. It's a podcast about sports... sometimes. In truth, it's an excuse for four childhood friends to call each other weekly and pretend like they know things.

Why "The Mouse in the House?" Our name is a reference to when a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post. It's a funny phrase and we too think we're funny.
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Sala De Pesas
We are joined by Pan American Games 1500m Gold Medalist Carlos Villareal to talk track, football, dogs and flexes plus more! Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:18:17
October 8, 2019
I Brought The Sauce
We talk football, baseball, track and - oddly enough - Naked and Afraid plus plenty more. Also, Garrison shows up 3/4 of the way through and Sam spontaneously enters a typhoon. RIP. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:39:16
October 1, 2019
Through the Toes
Football, football, football! We also conduct our fantasy Track & Field draft and recount Noah's bachelor party. Finally, Corbin comes to grips with his debilitating problem.... Old Age. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:27:55
September 23, 2019
An Actual Mouse in the House
Football, Baseball, and the deliberate and merciful killing of small rodents. That's what you have to look forward to nerds. Remember to stay classy and to troll Sam on Twitter whenever you get the chanc. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:16:37
September 17, 2019
The Singularity!
On this episode, we talk the NFL, Sam shares a dark secret from his past, Corbin almost gets sued, Noah reads some stuff all while Garrison deals drugs for fun plus plenty more. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:28:36
September 10, 2019
The Moving Episode
Whose ready for some football? Nobody? Damn. Either way, we discuss it (briefly) as well as recount some tales from the south in addition to trying to end some of sports' greatest debates. Plus, Sam tries Kraft Singles for the first time in eons, Garrison suffers from network connectivity issues, Corbin pulls an Arya and Noah doesn't have his voice change every six seconds (you're welcome). Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:35:27
September 4, 2019
The PPR Crisis
Football is back baby! But you know who isn't? Andrew Luck. We also talk a bit about fantasy football, our In's and Out's, and what Noah hates plus plenty more.  Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:36:31
August 28, 2019
Christmas Spelunking
With the full gang finally back together, the esteemed gentleman of the podcast discuss UFC 241, the Brewers, overrated and underrated things as well as share more stories about their fathers plus far too much more. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Listen to our Slaps of the Week on Spotify Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:35:41
August 19, 2019
Masochists and Sadists
On this episode, which we've unofficially designated as the hangover episode, we talk sports. More specifically, what we hate about sports. Also,  a huge Mouse in the House shout out to Carlos Villareal or shall we say Pan American Gold Medalist Carlos Villareal who made some kids cry in the 1500 this past week. Finally, we tackle the issue of toxicity in online video games (Mostly Dota 2). Also, Garrison died.  Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:28:45
August 12, 2019
Airbud vs Duke Men’s Basketball
On this episode, the boys finish Animal Kingdom Bracketology (thank god). They also tackle the MLB trade deadline, play some Smart Guy/Dumb Guy, determine if oblivious internet people as a**holes or not and plenty more. Please give us money. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:21:47
August 5, 2019
E.Chad: Protector of Crocs
In yet another seemingly agenda-less episode, the gentleman of the podcast reflect on their relationship with their parents, discuss the MLB's juicy balls, and, of course, yell at Sam for his supposed ADD (or ADHD, he can't remember which) plus a whole lot more.  Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:29:33
July 30, 2019
MooFC
In this episode, we go so completely off the rails and explore the Emmy Award deserving program of "Last Chance U." We also establish the sweet 16 of our heated Animal Kingdom Bracketology plus a little thought experiment on whether or not we could be successful bank robbers plus so much more. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:42:26
July 23, 2019
Good Ol' Suburban Drive By
On this episode, we cover almost everything not related to sports. We chat about the storming of Area 51, the Russ-CP3 trade, and reminisce about killing bees in high school. Also, Corbin and Garrison explain why "The Other Guys" is the official movie of the podcast, Noah explores the professional team names that could have been, and we take you through the round of thirty two for our Animal Kingdom Bracketology plus plenty more. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:31:32
July 14, 2019
Capitalism is an Animal
In this episode, we talk sports. Like, a lot. We discuss Sam's new baseball metric, Corbin leads us through the final division of our Animal Bracketology, Garrison is still high on Ja, and what's happening in Birmingham, Alabama in 2021 you ask? Listen to find out more! Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:43:38
July 9, 2019
McRusty + Interview with Carlos Villarreal
Friend of the podcast and and offensively fast 1500m runner for the University of Arizona, Carlos Villarreal stops by for the boys' first ever interview! Plus, we have more Animal Kingdom Bracketology, Corbin and Noah try to understand NBA free agency and cap space (Spoiler: we don't and never will) and be sure to vote for Kawhi Leonard on November 3rd, 2020. Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage Follow Us on Twitter @MousePodcast Follow Carlos on Twitter @CVillarreal12 Be sure to listen to our other Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, Dunces & Flagons. Available everywhere.
1:56:34
July 2, 2019
The Noble Sheep
In this episode, we talk the NBA Draft, Garrison and Sam try and be GMs, we pit the most dangerous animals of Eurasia against one another, we also listen to some god awful rap and much, much more on this bizarre episode of the Mouse in the House Podcast! If you're one of our fans in Taiwan or New Zealand, please Tweet at us, we need to know who you are.
1:37:09
June 25, 2019
Cassowary: The Champion of Earth
This episode, Noah returns from Iceland and enlightens the group to the greatness that is STREETBEEFS, Sam explains how he rates his baseball players (and why he chose Deon Sanders over Bo Jackson), Corbin leads us through our first iteration of "Animal Kingdom Bracketology" and Garrison does... well, Garrison things. Be sure to check out our new podcast called Dunces & Flagons where we try and mostly fail to play Dungeons & Dragons.
1:43:52
June 18, 2019
The Poop Episode
In this episode of the Mouse in the House, Noah is gone on his honeymoon so Sam, Corbin and Garrison try and figure out how to do all this themselves (it works just about as well as you'd imagine.) Regardless, the boys discuss the NBA (somewhat), Garrison rants about Long John Silvers, and Corbin asks if you want to play a game. Also, if you happen to frequent NBA 2K19, be wary of the Mouse in the House team that's looking to wreck your day.
1:36:18
June 10, 2019
Grandma Looks Scared
This episode, we start by learning what it takes to beat a 709lbs man in a fight, Corbin offers more advice to prospective collegiate athletes, Sam puts his baseball GM skills to the test and much, much more.
1:33:51
June 3, 2019
The Ballad of Wheelchair Jimmy
In this lengthy episode of The Mouse in the House, the boys talk about their mixed feelings toward the Game of Thrones finale, Corbin and Garrison offer more tips for prospective college athletes, Noah complains about the UFC and Sam ... Well, Sam talks about something, plus much, much more.
1:59:25
May 27, 2019
Player 4 Has Entered The Game
The Mouse in the House welcome their newest member: The one and only Corbin (not of the High School Musical variety). This episode, the MLB is extensively discussed as is the NBA (turns out, we do talk about sports). We also hear another stories in sports and, of course, our predictions for the Game of Thrones finale plus much more. Also, stay tuned for our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast called - we don't know yet - debuting soon! Should be fun.
1:48:06
May 20, 2019
Dorne = Wakanda?
Ignoring the fact that this is a sports podcast, the boys spend most of their time talking Endgame and Game of Thrones. Sam then rants about some dude named Maddox while Garrison and Noah laugh way to hard at MMA Fighter Nicknames. This is the Mouse in the House Podcast and we want to wish a Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out there. You're the real O.Gs. **Except for the Netherlands, if you even exist.
1:36:59
May 12, 2019
Qui-Gon Did 9/11
On the first episode in the double digits, Sam almost loses his battle with his disease, Garrison recalls his time watching the greatest game of all time, Noah talks about a dude running with dentures and the boys try their very best to predict the endings of Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 as well as Avengers Endgame
1:51:42
April 29, 2019
Him and His Saggy Hands
In this episode, Garrison, Sam and Noah watch game 4 of the Bucks vs. Pistons, Noah tells a Story in Sports, Garrison tries to leverage his Greek connections to get to Giannis, and Sam learns the proper pronunciation of the word 'Epitome' and much more. Remember to share this podcast with your friends and family and, if you'd be so kind, click that little support button and give us monies!
1:24:15
April 23, 2019
The Night Rider Rises
This week, we talk the NBA Playoffs, Garrison delivers his 11 theses to fix the NBA, Sam tells a spooky story and gets very distracted for half the episode while watching Portland and OKC, and Noah has yet another Story in Sports in the eighth episode of The Mouse In The House Podcast. Sources The 1904 Olympic Marathon May Have Been the Strangest Ever - Karen Abbott (2012) The 20 Most Excruciating Hypothetical Questions in Sports - Dan Carson (2013)
1:52:16
April 15, 2019
They Had Stats!
After a longer than usual break from action, the boys discuss their March Madness brackets, Sam tries to convince us (again) that Bryce Harper is not a good baseball player, and Garrison is (as we've always suspected) a master of disguise.  Music by bensound.com Like the show? Give us money below!
1:38:31
April 8, 2019
Checks? Very Thick
This episode, we talk gruesome NBA leg injuries, athletes who can't stop eating, Noah tells another stories in sports, and Sam is far too excited for MLB opening day. Also, Garrison needs to get his a** home. Now.
1:08:40
March 29, 2019
Just Stay at Home
This week we talk March Madness, the legend of a one Chael P Sonnen, Noah introduces a new segment titled "Stories in Sports" and Garrison (late once again) shares more "Tales from the South." Also, hats off Ichiro, your filthy-ness in Backyard Baseball will never be forgotten.
1:43:25
March 24, 2019
Undefeated Vs. Snakes
 In this episode, Garrison shares more tales from the south, Sam enlightens us about the hitter friendly history of baseball, and Noah talks about his struggles with chronic sleepwalking.  
59:55
March 18, 2019
Ball Don't Lie
The boys talk the NFL Combine, Garrison's formative years in the south as well as the Milwaukee Bucks' apparent inability to comprehend the pick-and-roll plus so much more on the third episode of The Mouse in the House Podcast!
1:13:19
March 11, 2019
Bucks in 6!
The boys are back to talk proper poultry cooking techniques, Bryce Harper's ridiculous contract and, for some reason, how to best use your Amazon Alexa for Home Defense.
1:27:00
March 4, 2019
The Beginning
The boys talk Ja Rule, the NBA Playoff Picture as well as endure Sam trying to get Noah and Garrison to care about Ryan Howard's apparently dismal MLB career plus plenty more in the inaugural episode of The Mouse in the House Podcast. Music: https://www.bensound.com 
1:11:18
February 27, 2019
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