The Moth People Podcast

Do you wanna play a game? We play several over the course of this episode with another special guest appearance from a nurse named Sarah. Which Sarah you ask? We don't ever really know. We talk DnD, storms, business proposals and plenty more. Do remember, that everything we do, we do for Clyde.

We're back! After a two week hiatus, we're back and better than ever. We're joined by two (technically three) guests this episode but you have to listen to find out who they are.

We talk sports, snacks, coitus among other things. So, again, listen and give us money. That is all.

This episode marks Sam's long awaited return, LIVE from his new digs in COVID-19 Central, Arizona. We talk about politics, movies, decade-spanning sci-fi sagas, our untimely deaths and much more. Also, Corbin basically dies at the end. Rest In Power Corbin. Rest In Power.

Yup, Kanye is running for president. And if you think we're not going to capitalize on that sweet, sweet Kanye SEO then you haven't been listening. Outside of Ye, we talk about COVID and sports, bankruptcy, boomer holes and new age television.

Also, you're only getting part two of this episode because part one as been lost in the void. Blame Craig because that's what we're doing.

What do we do this episode? It's probably better to ask what do we not do this episode. We play Vince McMahon with soccer, baseball and lacrosse to marginal success. We also discuss current events, inspiration, entrepreneurship and mid-2000's adult cartoons. Not "adult" like "Step bro what are you doing?" adult but adult like "bite my shiny metal a$$" adult. You get the idea. Anyway, pay me. 

Got another nonsensical out-of-left-field one for you here. We join Sam on his final journey to Tucson, AZ as he attempts to thwart the every harrowing realm known as "Interstate 10." Corbin and Noah, meanwhile, try to find meaning where there is none in the dreary, never-ending cycle that is adulthood/quarantine. Excited? I thought not. It's not something the Jedi would tell you.

So... Noah fell asleep before part 1 and Sam was showering for part 2, proving yet again that Chip Master Corbin is the only dedicated host of the podcast. We talk sports, race, racing sports and Harry Potter. Also, if you're a boomer (which according to our analytics, NONE of you are), stop listening. Thanks. *Insert Poop and Cucumber Emoji*

Here's a list of a few things that happened in this episode: Captain Kirk goes rogue, Kevin Spacey becomes Vice President, we try and cure Lupus and, the swarms of locusts arrive. We also try to predict the unpredictable future and Sam and Noah have decided their future careers. See you on Wattpad you trogs.

OJ Simpson as Moses? What happens when we mix volleyball with celestial objects? How is the New World Order involved in COVID-19? Answer these questions and more in this episode!

If an undercooked, salt-instead-of-sugar, raisin bran, desert-dry muffin could be a podcast episode, this would be it. We ramble, we rant, we revel and we, at one point, just make random noises. Will any of you human-husks enjoy this? You shouldn't, but according to our analytics, you will. Way to go sheeple.

This episode is - to put it elegantly - a colossal, bumbling fuster cluck of gargantuan proportions. Garrison makes another appearance so you can look forward to the draft. We talk about the NFL Draft and therefore, tangentially horrific family tragedies (Thanks ESPN). We also create draft profiles for each other in the sport we call life. 

This episode is ... well ... an episode all right! We talk about next to everything but also accomplish next to nothing. Which, if our listener analytics are to be believed, these episodes are what you overgrown ovarian cysts crave. So there. You're welcome. Pay us.

On this episode, we feature a surprise appearance from the one, and only Garrison. We talk magic, myth, meth and, of course, the mumps in this action packed, mostly random episode. 

On this episode of The Moth People Podcast we talk strategy. Specifically how we'd go about winning various reality TV shows and young-adult distopian novels. Do we play video games at the same time as this podcast? Probably. Should we really just become Twitch Streamers? Yeah, but our internet is too bad and Sam is still a console plebeian. Have fun listening regardless and if you're one of our loyal listeners from Finland, all I ask it... Why?

In this episode, we further our arduous descent into madness due to the COVID-19 quarantine mostly by playing overpriced RPGs and rage-inducing online arena shooters. We also discuss Internet culture, the NFL and much, much more.

On the 6th day of quarantine my podcast gave to me, NFL Free Agency, 1 Animal Crossing, 2 copies of Outward, 3 insane millennial, 70 foolish listeners and another episode for thee!

The world is ending. Might as well listen to us talk about football, movies and, oddly enough, hot dogs.

Another day another pandemic. Because of our recent spike in listenership, we decided to throw some more cheese at you mouth-breathers with another episode. So to our fans in Italy and elsewhere who've been quarantined, you're welcome. We talk about the virus, obviously plus sports and other stuff. Somewhere in this episode, we've hidden the ingredient necessary for the COVID-19 vaccine, listen and see if you can save the world.

We're viral baby! Sorry antibiotics, you can't stop this train!

We talk about baseball (believe it or not), war hammers, the geopolitical crisis in pre-colonial East Africa and, of course, Mythological Creature Bracketology!

We celebrate over 1000 listens in this phenomenal episode full of broken tailbones, touched butts, vicious whale-serpents and much, much more. Pay us. Eat your heart out. Hail Sithis. 

Here's an episode for you. "Wait," you wonder. "Hasn't it been two weeks since the last episode?" 

"Well," we say. "If you weren't such a disappointment to any and all who know you, then you'd be able to look at a calendar and know that it has been 2 weeks but we don't care about punctuality (clearly). Only dorks care about punctuality. Like you.... And the Dutch."

This conversation and episode brought to you by the Illuminati. And the New World Order. And the Ark Covenant. And the Deep State.... Hail Hydra.

We take you on a literary adventure that follows the many escapades and adventures of a one Lebron the Wizard. We talk football and other stuff. Keep your eyes on the skies traveler.

The patriots lost. That is all. Also we get to listen to Sam expound the adrenaline from his body ASMR style after a Vikings playoff win. Corbin isn't ready to go to work. Noah disappears halfway through and Garrison never appears at all. Sorry to his fans. Also no Sarah(s) guest appearances either. What a disappointment. Much like you and the year 2019.

Sam and Noah present to you our extra special, never-before-heard, ultra exclusive Star Wars Episode. We talk about Star Wars. That's it. If you like Star Wars listen to it. But if you don't like Star Wars then you should DEFINITELY listen.

It's the end of season 1! This means next to nothing to all of you but means everything to us! In this episode we talk sports, Star Wars, Sheev fornicating and have special guest appearances by the Sarahs! Remember to follow us on Twitter and berate the Dutch at every opportunity.

A super special episode featuring Corbin live, in-studio. We talk about the news, have another rapid-fire questions and kick off our new and improved bracket; Mythological Creature Bracketology (Lightning Bird in Four). Remember to follow us on Twitter and berate the Dutch at every opportunity.

What else do we want our listeners to know? Easy.... TIME CUBE. Also you should know we write a song on air and talk about mythology and what not. Pretty cool episode... Also TIME CUBE!!

We're back. We do some new segments, talk about football and other things. Corbin joins at some point  and Patrick Mahomes throws an interception. Hopefully you said that you were thankful for us at Thanksgiving because, if you didn't, stop reading and go stand in a cobwebbed corner for awhile.

Are you lonely? Well, if you're listening to this then it's pretty much guaranteed that you are. Assuming this is true, have you ever wanted to experience what it was like to be a part of a friendship? Do you want to feel the warmth and sense of security that comes with togetherness? If so, stop reading right now, go outside and say hi to your neighbor because all you're going to feel when listening to this episode is frustration, impatience and maybe, just maybe some comic relief. I doubt it though. Anyway, here's wonderwall.

In this chaotic episode we again limit ourselves to 10 minute discussions ranging from which NFL team we think is the worst to how we'd like to die. Hope you're enjoying our rebrand because we sure are and if you're not ... well, the door is right there. Shout out to our loyal fans in Taiwan, New Zealand and, of course, Connecticut! 

In this, we'll call it "spontaneous episode" we talk about pretty much everything while also talking about nothing. Listen to find out what I mean.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

We are joined by Pan American Games 1500m Gold Medalist Carlos Villareal to talk track, football, dogs and flexes plus more!

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

We talk football, baseball, track and - oddly enough - Naked and Afraid plus plenty more. Also, Garrison shows up 3/4 of the way through and Sam spontaneously enters a typhoon. RIP.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

Football, Baseball, and the deliberate and merciful killing of small rodents. That's what you have to look forward to nerds. Remember to stay classy and to troll Sam on Twitter whenever you get the chanc.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

On this episode, we talk the NFL, Sam shares a dark secret from his past, Corbin almost gets sued, Noah reads some stuff all while Garrison deals drugs for fun plus plenty more.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

Whose ready for some football? Nobody? Damn. Either way, we discuss it (briefly) as well as recount some tales from the south in addition to trying to end some of sports' greatest debates. Plus, Sam tries Kraft Singles for the first time in eons, Garrison suffers from network connectivity issues, Corbin pulls an Arya and Noah doesn't have his voice change every six seconds (you're welcome).

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

Football is back baby! But you know who isn't? Andrew Luck. We also talk a bit about fantasy football, our In's and Out's, and what Noah hates plus plenty more. 

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

With the full gang finally back together, the esteemed gentleman of the podcast discuss UFC 241, the Brewers, overrated and underrated things as well as share more stories about their fathers plus far too much more.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

On this episode, which we've unofficially designated as the hangover episode, we talk sports. More specifically, what we hate about sports. Also,  a huge Mouse in the House shout out to Carlos Villareal or shall we say Pan American Gold Medalist Carlos Villareal who made some kids cry in the 1500 this past week. Finally, we tackle the issue of toxicity in online video games (Mostly Dota 2). Also, Garrison died. 

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

In yet another seemingly agenda-less episode, the gentleman of the podcast reflect on their relationship with their parents, discuss the MLB's juicy balls, and, of course, yell at Sam for his supposed ADD (or ADHD, he can't remember which) plus a whole lot more. 

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

In this episode, we go so completely off the rails and explore the Emmy Award deserving program of "Last Chance U." We also establish the sweet 16 of our heated Animal Kingdom Bracketology plus a little thought experiment on whether or not we could be successful bank robbers plus so much more.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

On this episode, we cover almost everything not related to sports. We chat about the storming of Area 51, the Russ-CP3 trade, and reminisce about killing bees in high school. Also, Corbin and Garrison explain why "The Other Guys" is the official movie of the podcast, Noah explores the professional team names that could have been, and we take you through the round of thirty two for our Animal Kingdom Bracketology plus plenty more.

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage

In this episode, we talk sports. Like, a lot. We discuss Sam's new baseball metric, Corbin leads us through the final division of our Animal Bracketology, Garrison is still high on Ja, and what's happening in Birmingham, Alabama in 2021 you ask? Listen to find out more!

Intro Song: "Turn it Up" by Randy Savage