The Oral Report

The Oral Report

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By Caitlin Darcy & Caitlin V Neal
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The Oral Report is the sexual exploration podcast that goes beyond sex-ed where we share, advise, and make the world a better place...one orgasm at a time!
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The Oral Report is the sexual exploration podcast that goes beyond sex-ed where we share, advise, and make the world a better place...one orgasm at a time!
The sexual exploration and education space where we share, advice, and make the world a better place - one orgasm at a time.

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Season 2: Erotic Blueprints
Caitlin just returned from a retreat with Jaiya, a somatic sexologist, where she learned about the erotic blueprints. In this episode we discuss the blueprints and how they can have a major impact in helping you understand how you experience pleasure. Take Jaiya's quiz here to better understand which blueprint most resonates with you: https://surveyanyplace.com/s/eroticblueprint?rid=UID_KhiHKurfS&cookieUUID=17d8b17d-2c4b-483e-9629-0034a3217477 This episode will close out season 2! Thank you for all your support, the Caitlin's appreciate the love. Stay subscribed for updates on future seasons and as always, you can reach us at theoralreportpodcast@gmail.com  xoxo
43:35
October 4, 2019
Season 2: Lingerie
Caitlin V recently bought herself some lingerie, so the Caitlin's decided to discuss the topic. From teddies to thigh-highs...the world of lingerie is vast.  But really though, it's nearly impossible not to feel sexy in lingerie! 
36:51
September 13, 2019
Season 2: Squirting
Caitlin V gives us a (mostly) scientific walk through squirting. What is it? Why does it happen? And how can you squirt/make a partner squirt?
28:33
August 30, 2019
Season 2: Cheating
Is cheating always a bad thing? Is it sometimes necessary? Can you prevent your partner from cheating? The Caitlin's discuss a topic that affects nearly everyone, including the Caitlin's themselves!
38:28
August 16, 2019
Season 2: Summer Self-Care (Mini)
Summer is more then half-way over (sad face). Take a little time for yourself. Between the bbq's and weekends at the lake and the rooftop drinks, we needed a minute to remember to slow down and chill out!
15:42
August 2, 2019
Season 2: Vacation Sex (Mini)
In this mini episode Caitlin and Caitlin discuss what makes vacation sex so appealing. They share some personal stories, discuss what makes it so hot, and lend some tips for not irritating your vacation hosts.
16:52
July 19, 2019
Season 2: Hate Sex
Is hate sex always a bad thing? Most people have experienced some form of hate sex so the Caitlin’s dive in and discuss the pro’s and con’s.
29:07
July 6, 2019
Season 2: Sex Outdoors (Mini Episode)
In honor of summer (and being able to escape hibernation) we decided to cover sex outdoors. Grab your bug spray and a beach blanket and remember...DON'T GET CAUGHT!
01:36
June 21, 2019
Season 2: The Art of Sexting
Technology is a wonderful thing...especially when it acts as a vehicle to getting us laid. Caitlin and Caitlin discuss some do's and don'ts and talk about why we love a good sext message.
01:41
June 7, 2019
Season 2: One Night Stands
Why do one night stands get such a bad rap? The Caitlin's discuss the art of the one night stand. The upsides, the downsides, the how to's. If you listen to your intuition and use safety precautions, you can have a real good time!
01:36
May 23, 2019
Season 2: Slip n' Slide: Lube
This week Caitlin and Caitlin discuss LUBE! We gathered the lubes that we both had laying around the house and began rubbing them on our hands and tasting them (because, research). Listen up to get the full low down on lube and everything you need to know about choosing the right one for you.
01:36
May 10, 2019
Season 2: Take It Off: Strip Club Etiquette
 Caitlin and Caitlin answer a listener question from Australia and share their strip club stories and tips for not being a jerk (intentional or not) at the strip club. Intimidated by strip clubs? Fear not, we give advice on how to enjoy yourself and have some fun. 
01:36
May 8, 2019
Season 2: It's Not Me, It's You
 Break up's suck. They can be hard and messy and painful, but sometimes they're necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about some of their break up's and how to make them a little easier. Do you need to be mean? Should you lie? Take the high road? Tune in. 
01:36
May 8, 2019
Season 2: The Best Positions
Caitlin V gets asked about the best sex positions all the time. The Caitlin’s discuss their favorite positions and if there is an “ultimate position”.
01:41
May 4, 2019
Season 2: Can I Help You?
In this episode, Caitlin V gets real about asking for help, discusses why it's hard even for her sometimes, and offers some suggestions on what you can do to improve your life with the help of others.
01:36
April 26, 2019
Season 2: $ex & Money
In honor of everyone's least favorite season (tax season), Caitlin and Caitlin discuss sex and money. Is there a correlation? What about sex for money? Both topics are pretty stigmatized so why not discuss both! 
01:41
April 12, 2019
Season 2: The Big O
This week Caitlin and Caitlin talk about the big O...orgasms. There's no "one-type-fits-all" and we're here to talk about the different types of orgasms. We cover the best sex we've ever had, earth shattering orgasms, and even the little baby orgasms. 
01:36
April 5, 2019
Season 2: Boundaries, The Necessity
Are boundaries sexy? Maybe not...but they sure are necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about their own experiences with boundaries and how setting them can make a world of difference in your life. Can it improve your work like? Yep. Your sex life? Sure can. 
01:36
March 29, 2019
Season 2: Caitlin Darcy Solo
This week it's Caitlin Darcy's turn! Listen in as she details her sexual journey and what led her to start her own sex toy company: Eros Fine Goods. A little adversity can go a long way. Also, since she loves you all dearly, get 15% off your purchases at www.erosfinegoods.com with discount code ORAL15. Enjoy lovers.
20:05
March 15, 2019
Season 2: Caitlin V
 Listen in as Caitlin V takes you on a deep dive into her history and what inspired her to become a coach. From an early age, Caitlin was interested in exploring all the fun and pleasure of sex, but what she learned from her family and schooling was that sex was supposed to be a shameful source of pain and suffering. Unable to take this disconnect lying down, she decided to dedicate her life to understanding sex and making it better for everyone, everywhere. 
01:50
March 8, 2019
Season 2: Body Lovin
We're usually our harshest critics...especially when it comes to body image. This week the Caitlin's talk about lovin your own body and how to overcome talking mad shit to yourself (because, let's face it...we all do it sometimes). And for gods sake, stop following Instagram models!
01:41
March 1, 2019
Season 2: Pussy Lickin' Good
The title says it all. This week the Caitlin's focus on licking pussy, going south, oral sex...whatever you call it! Get tips and tricks from ladies who have given and received! 
01:50
February 8, 2019
Season 2: How Often Should I Jerk Off?
Caitlin V gets this question from her clients all the time...how often should I masturbate? Caitlin and Caitlin give some tips and discuss how often we flick the bean (for clarification, there's no flicking involved).
01:41
February 1, 2019
Season 2: Getting Messaged Back on Dating Apps
Dating apps are a huge pain in the ass, we know. But they can be fun and they can lead to real relationships. The Caitlin's dish some advice on how to get in the game and stop sucking in your responses!
01:36
January 25, 2019
Season 2: Owning Your Pleasure
Who is responsible for your own pleasure? Is it you...or your partner? The Caitlin's (plus Caitlin's cat) discuss how to own, intensify, and communicate about your pleasure. 
01:50
January 18, 2019
Season 2: Meditation Quicky
Due to some untimely construction noise the Caitlin's had to forego recording. But don't fear, Caitlin V has two separate breathing exercises that help connect you to your body and can calm your mind in this crazy day-to-day. The exercises also help reconnect ourselves to our bodies...and that always leads to better sex!
01:25
January 11, 2019
Season 2: Intentions for 2019
We look back over 2018 and discuss our sexual, work, and personal high's and low's for the year. Caitlin has come up with new year intentions that help reflect on the where you are and where you want to be. 
01:36
January 4, 2019
Season 2: The Sugar Bowl (aka sugar daddies and mamas)
We're all a little curious about the world of sugar dating, no? In this episode we dive into the sugar bowl and find out what it's like and if real emotions actually come into play! Get that money, honey!
01:36
December 21, 2018
Season 2: Sexual Gift Giving
Tis' the season! Since everyone is giving and receiving gifts during these merry days, the Caitlin's discuss the idea of giving sex as a gift. We have tips for you so you'll be sure to score big with this gift (...see what we did there?)
01:36
December 14, 2018
Season 2: Vulnerability
Is vulnerability the key to great sex? The Caitlin's discuss Brene Brown's theory on vulnerability and how we can use it to our advantage.
01:36
December 7, 2018
Season 2: Masturbation
If you want our advice...we say the best way to achieve what you want in bed with a partner is to do it yourself first! This episode we chat all about masturbation, our experiences with it, and how it can enhance your sex life.
01:36
November 30, 2018
Season 2: What's Your Fantasy???
This week we dive into the difference between fantasy and desire. What's the difference? We talk about our fantasies, how to explore your own fantasies and how to broach the subject with your partner(s).
01:36
November 16, 2018
Season 2: Anger Management
Anger...it's not fun. Anger and resentment surrounding your relationship and sex? Even worse. The Caitlins talk about what makes them angry and how they cope with it.
01:36
November 9, 2018
Season 2: Stoned Sex
Sex while stoned? Yay or nay? We discuss the benefits and pitfalls of having sex while a little fuzzy headed. And don't worry...we discuss drugs other than Mary-Jane, just to cover the bases!
01:36
November 2, 2018
Season 2: Are We All a Little Bi?
Are we all a little bi? Maybe...probably...possibly. Caitlin and Caitlin have a discussion about bisexuality, romance, and friendship and share our personal experiences.
01:36
October 26, 2018
Season 2: Butt Stuff
The Caitlin's explore the wonderful world of butt stuff. We all have butts so why not explore the pleasure that can be had! We discuss the the why, the how, and give you pointers to achieve the most enjoyable anal play. Strap in, lube up, and let's go!
01:36
October 19, 2018
Season 2: Kavanaugh and...Birthday Sex???
We managed to tie together two very different topics: Kavanaugh and how to process the current situation and birthday/special occasion sex. Just listen...you’ll get it.
01:36
October 11, 2018
Season 2: Bettie Bondage
This week we speak with Bettie Bondage! She’s a fetish facilitator, kinkucator, sadist, and performer. Tune in to hear about the wonderful world of Bettie! Find her at Bettie_Bondage on Instagram, MsBettieBondage on Twitter, MistressBettie on Facebook and BettieBondage on Fetlife.
01:36
October 5, 2018
Season 2: Sex Censorship
Caitlin and Caitlin both work in the sex industry and have therefore both experienced irritating and infuriating sex censorship. They talk about their experiences and how the goddamn Puritans are still affecting their lives today.
01:36
September 28, 2018
Season 2: Karen Yates and SuperTasty
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing...Karen Yates! She’s a sex educator and the producer of the live show: SuperTasty. Listen as she talks to us about tantra and somatic sex. We have questions and she has answers. And don’t forget to buy your tickets to SuperTasty the show on October 10th at Stage 773. Both Caitlin’s will be a part of the show so check it out!
01:36
September 21, 2018
Season 2: The Mistakes You Learned From Porn
Have you attempted the clit spank? Or the assumed choke? Not everything you see in porn translates well to real life. Here we discuss the mistakes you learned from porn.
00:19
September 14, 2018
Season 2: Sex with Friends
Sex with friends, is it a good idea or bad idea? Who’s to say really...but we can guarantee, it will change things! Listen to our take and advice on the subject before you slip into the sheets with your buddy.
00:55
August 27, 2018
Season 2: Did it Hurt... When You Fell From Heaven?
We’re kicking off season 2 with a topic EVERYONE can relate to: how to pick someone up WITHOUT being a creep. We cover some do’s and don’ts, share some first hand experience and give our best advice so you’re not left with fake numbers or mace to the face!
00:55
August 16, 2018
Season I: Sex Toys
Do you know how many different sex toys are on the market? Do you know what is safe to use and what to stay away from? Do you know which kind of lube to use with which toys? In this episode we go into detail about the types of toys on the market, what toys to avoid, and how to care for your play-things. If you are in the market for a new toy or just want to learn what all the buzz is about...listen up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport E-mail us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hey! Caitlin's Sex-Toy Suggestions: JimmyJane LELO Fun Factory NJoy Toys Sliquid Lube Andra's Recommendations: Hitachi Magic Wand Pretty Plug Butt Plugs
35:07
August 15, 2018
Season I: Masturbation and...Rectal Worms???
Jacking off, Jilling off, slapping the salami, or flicking the bean - whatever you call it - masturbation is the name of the game. In this episode we'll go back, like 13th century back, to discuss the history of getting off and why some people think it causes hair loss (???). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sex questions answered or just to say hey! Check out this scientific study on sexual satisfaction in college students: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3154236/ Or, read this article in the Chicago Tribune about the effects of early sexual behavior: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1991-03-06/features/91012101191sexual-important-question-relationships
34:53
August 15, 2018
Season I: Polyamory
We dive deep into our first interview where we discuss polyamory, relationships in the transgender community, vegan cheese, and Whole Foods romance. Nathan and Solomon give us a glance into their day to day. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hello! Glossary: Polyamory: The philosophy or state of being where one is romantically involved with more than one person at a time. There is a movement/idea within the community to use the shorthand "PolyA" instead of "Poly" to avoid confusion with Polynesian people. Misgender (verb): Referring to a person using a word or pronoun that does not reflect their personal gender identity. "My teacher misgendered me today so I corrected them - I hope in the future they use my preferred pronouns." Hoping to do some research? Check out the book, "The Ethical Slut - A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities" by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy.
56:56
August 15, 2018
Season I: BDSM 101... Yes, Daddy!
In this episode we dip our toes into the vast world of BDSM. Get tied up into learning about what it is to be in a 24/7 power exchange, and dispel some myths and judgements about aspects of the BDSM community. Andra shares her personal experience as a submissive to her late partner and we get all kinds of ideas for future episodes about specific aspects of this exciting, sexy world. Wanna test your kinky side? Take the BDSM test at bdsmtest.org and do your own research about your results. Some of the descriptions are #questionable... Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hey! HEY! Are you a rigger? Do you regularly go to a sex dungeon? Do you have a really cool insight on BDSM that we talked about or missed out on completely? We wanna talk to you! Get in touch;)
41:11
August 15, 2018
Season I: So You're Having a Quarter Life Crisis?
This week, Andra and Caitlin talk to comedian, improviser, and feminist Kate O'Connor about breaking the cycle of abusive and co-dependent relationships, being a bad feminist, and sex (duh). Books mentioned this week that you should definitely read: Bad Feminist - Roxanne Gay Mating in Captivity - Esther Perel The Artist's Way - Julia Cameron You can follow Kate on Instagram @katesopinion and on Twitter @Kates0pinion and catch her standup around Chicago!
1:04:50
August 15, 2018
Season I: Talking Drag with Lady Ivory
In this week's episode Caitlin and Andra talk to Christian - otherwise known as Lady Ivory - about the Chicago drag scene and what it's like to be a fabulous queen! You can follow Lady Ivory on Instagram @TheLadyIvory or with #TheIvoryLeague and catch her shows around the city! (Apologies for the echoey sound quality - we're experimenting with spaces and will have it figured out soon!) As always, find us @TheOralReport on Twitter and Instagram or e-mail us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your questions answered or just to say hey! Are you an expert in a specific sexual field? Are you involved with a non-profit, local business, or organization that shares our values? Reach out! We'd love to chat and have you on the show!
1:01:15
August 15, 2018
The Oral Report Does 20 Questions!
In the pilot episode of The Oral Report podcast, get to know Andra and Caitlin while they play a raunchy game of 20 questions! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
24:49
August 10, 2018
Season I: What Even Is Gaslighting? (The Remix)
Honestly, we didn't know until we read the definition. Turns out it's totally more common than you think and is DEFINITELY emotional abuse. This week we will clear things up for you as we talk with Caitlin and her new friend Allie about their recent experience with a gaslighting partner. You may remember this episode from a couple weeks ago when we first put it out. Now, it's remixed to avoid legal trouble from included characters! What a wild ride. Think you're being gaslighted? You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at: 1-800-799-7233 or chat with them on their website, where you can also learn more: thehotline.org. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com. Is there something you want to hear about? Burning questions about sex and dating? Send 'em over!
56:34
August 10, 2018
Season I: Cut or UnCut- CirCUMcision!
This week we’re talking about the big snip (for penis owners, that is). Is it really healthier? Does having a foreskin really mean more sexual pleasure? And do we have a preference? We would love to hear from you. Send us an email about your experience: wish you were circumcised? Kinda wish you weren’t? Do you have a preference with your sexual partners? We want to know! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @theoralreport or email us at theoralreportpodcast@gmail.com!
36:13
August 10, 2018
Season I: Balls Deep in Grindr
Face down, ass up - we're f*ckin' with the gay dating app Grindr today with friend and user: Shane. He's gonna talk about the tribes, dates, his profile, and sweet, sweet b-hole. Stay tuned for a followup where we delve deeper into DAT APP. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
53:49
August 10, 2018
Season I: Sex on the Beach- Spring Break Trips
While Caitlin and Andra enjoy their Spring break (don't worry, we'll be back on the 30th), hold yourself over with these sexy Spring break tips for YOUR vacay! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
06:16
August 10, 2018
Season I: There are Plants for your Pussy? w/ Herbalist Lauren MacDonald
Caitlin and Andra do their first phone interview with herbal medicine practitioner and RN, Lauren MacDonald of Ripple Medicine. This time, we're talking about herbal medicine and how it's practiced and used. We get into women's health and sexual health but plan on a part two to really delve deep into what kind of plants and practices you can use to juice up your sex life! Stay tuned! Follow Lauren on the Ripple Medicine Facebook page and at her website ripplemedicine.com, as well as @ripplemedicine on Instagram. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
45:52
August 10, 2018
Season I: Saturn and Jupiter are Our Daddies!
Did you know that where the stars and planets were when you were born says A LOT about your sex life? This week Caitlin and Andra get a reading from astrologer Taylor Watts and learn just what the stars are saying about them. Those stars and planets are super kinky! Catch Caitlin at the MID in Chicago tonight (Friday the ninth) and stop by her table where she will be promoting and selling toys from her company Eros Fine Goods! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
56:55
August 10, 2018
Season I: We All Have Herpes
Yummy! This week we are getting down and dirty and talking about sexually transmitted infections. There's no shame in having an STI and most are easily cured! Learn about ALL the different kinds in intimate detail as well as hear about our own encounters with a few of them. And remember, kids - GET TESTED! Find a clinic here: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/stds-hiv-safer-sex/get-tested Learn about Howard Brown's walk-in services here: https://howardbrown.org/walk-in-clinic/ Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
51:55
August 10, 2018
Season I: Control Your Birth with a Sponge?!
There are so many different kinds of birth control - which one is right for you? This week we are talking about ALL the different types and their pros and cons, plus our own experiences with some of them. We're not medical professionals, but if you need help finding one visit your local Planned Parenthood or give them a call if there's not a location near you! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport to see how big the NuvaRing pamphlet is and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
54:50
August 10, 2018
Season I: Swiping Right, The Online Dating Episode
LISTEN: Michelle is busy traveling the world and being fly and she doesn't have time for you unless you find her on an online dating app. We can relate and I bet you can, too. This week we are all talking about our experiences with online and app dating - the good, bad, and ugly. Follow Michelle @TheFlyingFinch and look out for her upcoming blog TheFlyingFinch.com. Wanna e-mail us? DO IT at TheOralRePortPodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport for more exciting tidbits as well as episode updates! Wanna really make our day? Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!
55:45
August 10, 2018
Season I: OMG, OB-GYN
This week Andra chats about her visit to the OB-GYN (the vagina doctor) and suggests YOU think about your next trip, too! If she can do it, so can you! If one of these things apples, it's time to make an appointment! -You're 13-15 years old and own a vagina -You're sexually active, or newly sexually active -Something weird is up with your bits (weird smell, discharge, pain different from normal period pain or unassociated with your cycle) -You want to get pregnant -You DON'T want to get pregnant -It's been a year or more since your last visit Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com. Do you live in the Chicago area and want to talk about your feelings towards or experience with "69ing"? You could be featured on a upcoming episode - reach out!
19:50
August 10, 2018
Season I: The AVN Awards, The Oscars of Porn
This week Caitlin catches Andra up on her recent travels to Las Vegas where she got to attend the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards - otherwise knows as "the Oscars of porn"! Met some pornstars? CHECK! Networked? CHECK! Lined up exciting new guests? CHECK! Check out our instagram to see pics of some sexy souvenirs @theoralreport, and while you're at it you can follow us on Twitter with the same handle! Send us a message at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com - we want to hear from you
24:42
August 10, 2018
Season I: Do I Need a Sex Coach?
Today with Andra out of town, Caitlin is talking to Chicago based sex coach (don't get confused) Caitlin V Neal! Yes, that's a thing! She might even be able to help you out, too. You can visit her website at www.caitlinvneal.com and follow the hashtag #bettersexbetterlife, as well as find her on YouTube. Caitlin is also offering a free coaching call for our listeners - all you have to do is send her a message via her site and mention The Oral Report! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport or email us to say hey or ask a question at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
51:23
August 10, 2018
Season I: Sex Work With SWOP Chicago
This week we are talking to therapist, community organizer, general bad-ass, and board member of the Chicago chapter of the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP), Cassandra Damm! Find resources, get involved, and learn more about SWOP at www.swop-chicago.org. For resources and guidance in the sex industry call the warm-line at 312-252-3880. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport
48:33
August 10, 2018
Season I: I'm Here for the Gang Bang?
This week we talk to Kate (a new Kate - so many Kates!) about her experiences with threesomes, group sex, and how it affects her life and relationships. Curious about the books mentioned on the episode? Check out Sex at Dawn by Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jatha, The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy, and The State of Affairs by Esther Perel. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
57:36
August 10, 2018
Season I: Putting the D in Divorce
How do you regain a sexual identity after a divorce or breakup? This week we are back from our holiday break and chatting with Ariel and Bernice about just that - over wine of course (except for Andra who is doing a dry January, ugh.) Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
1:20:49
August 10, 2018
Season I: The Oral Report's Sexy Holiday Gift Guide
EDITS: Cat Person is in The New Yorker, not the New York Post. Yikes. Women and Children's First is a feminist BOOKSTORE, not a sex toy store. Double yikes. Need something sexy for your partner to stuff in their stocking? Look no further! Also: things for your friends, for yourself, and even for your family (don't worry - it's just a book!) Catch new episodes in the new year every Friday 9AM CST! Best gift for artsy designer friend: Tokidoki Lovehoney Serpentia 7 Function GirlPower Vibrator - 6 inches, 3 colors. Pretty Love Alston Insertable G-Spot Vibrator Best gift for your best friend post-breakup: Nova by WeVibe Womanizer Pro40 Suction Satisfier For your friend who reads her horoscope every day: Crystal Yoni Egg Pretty Love Fantasy Teaser Best gift to share as a couple: Liberator Wedge Intro 6 by Jimmy Jane Best intro to BDSM gift: Under the bed restraint system from SportSheets Intro 2 by Jimmy Jane Best gift for the pre-college student or avid teen reader, daughte
39:53
August 10, 2018
Season I: 12 Days of Giving
Caitlin is out with the flu so Andra hosts a short episode highlighting twelve incredible non-profits that need your support in the Chicago area and beyond. Links and info on how to donate and volunteer are below! Rape Victims Advocates - Chicago Donate: https://www.givedirect.org/donate/index.php?cid=12312 Volunteer: https://www.rapevictimadvocates.org/get-involved/volunteer/ Chicago Women’s Health Center - Chicago Volunteer: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/get-involved/volunteer Wishlist: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/get-involved/wishlist Donate: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/donate Sarah’s Circle - Chicago Donate: https://www.sarahs-circle.org/donations.html Volunteer: https://www.sarahs-circle.org/ways-to-help/volunteer.html Howard Brown Health Center - Chicago Donate: https://howardbrown.org/donate/ Volunteer: https://howardbrown.org/volunteer/ SWOP - Sex Worker Outreach Project - Chicago Donate:https://redlightchicago.wordpress.com/donate-to-
15:42
August 10, 2018
Season I: Cuffing Season? Sounds Dirty...
Caitlin and Andra discuss the most wonderful time of the year...cuffing season. Y'all - it's time to GET CUFFED. Watch out: seasonal depression has us all back on our bullshit. Later in the episode we talk about ~sexy~ holiday toys and a truly blasphemous butt plug. Looking for stocking stuffers? Find holiday flavored lube at erosfinegoods.com! As always, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us with your questions or just to say hello at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
37:02
August 10, 2018
Season I: Hair Down There
This week we're talking about PUBES! Why is it so annoying?! Will it ever stop itching? What should we do with it? And why do so many people have opinions about it? UGH. Towards the end of the episode we'll discuss an article in Glamour magazine where four dudes share their thoughts (Man D is a real douche - don't listen to him). What are your pubic hair preferences? Let us know... Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and send us a message at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
41:50
August 10, 2018
29: What Even is Gaslighting? (The Remix)
Honestly, we didn't know until we read the definition. Turns out it's totally more common than you think and is DEFINITELY emotional abuse. This week we will clear things up for you as we talk with Caitlin and her new friend Allie about their recent experience with a gaslighting partner. You may remember this episode from a couple weeks ago when we first put it out. Now, it's remixed to avoid legal trouble from included characters! What a wild ride. Think you're being gaslighted? You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at: 1-800-799-7233 or chat with them on their website, where you can also learn more: thehotline.org. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com. Is there something you want to hear about? Burning questions about sex and dating? Send 'em over!
56:34
May 14, 2018
28: 69? Nice.
This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite position to talk about - but do we actually enjoy it? Hear our take as well as clips from others about their thoughts!  Wanna give your opinion on 69? Drop us an email at theoralreportpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport. You might be featured on the show!
20:15
May 4, 2018
27: Cut or Uncut? -CirCUMcision!
This week we’re talking about the big snip (for penis owners, that is). Is it really healthier? Does having a foreskin really mean more sexual pleasure? And do we have a preference? We would love to hear from you. Send us an email about your experience: wish you were circumcised? Kinda wish you weren’t? Do you have a preference with your sexual partners? We want to know! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @theoralreport or email us at theoralreportpodcast@gmail.com!
36:13
April 27, 2018
25: Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
Not to be confused with Trans Day of Mourning, Trans Day of Visibility is all about celebrating trans lives and survival! This year's theme is **surviving and thriving** - set an intention and roll with it! Use hashtag **#TransThriving** to keep the party going.  **Resources:** Chicago House TransLife Center (TLC) 773.248.5200. info@chicagohouse.org TransYouth Family Allies Trans Nightlife Options: Find a LGBTQ friendly business directory at ChicagoPride.com
17:28
April 6, 2018
24: Balls Deep in Grindr!
Face down, ass up - we're f*ckin' with the gay dating app Grindr today with friend and user: Shane. He's gonna talk about the tribes, dates, his profile, and sweet, sweet b-hole. Stay tuned for a followup where we delve deeper into DAT APP. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
53:49
March 30, 2018
23: Sex On The Beach - Spring Break Tips
While Caitlin and Andra enjoy their Spring break (don't worry, we'll be back on the 30th), hold yourself over with these sexy Spring break tips for YOUR vacay! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
06:16
March 23, 2018
22: There Are Plants For Your Pussy? - w/ Herbalist Lauren MacDonald
Caitlin and Andra do their first phone interview with herbal medicine practitioner and RN, Lauren MacDonald of Ripple Medicine. This time, we're talking about herbal medicine and how it's practiced and used. We get into women's health and sexual health but plan on a part two to really delve deep into what kind of plants and practices you can use to juice up your sex life! Stay tuned! Follow Lauren on the Ripple Medicine Facebook page and at her website ripplemedicine.com, as well as @ripplemedicine on Instagram. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
45:52
March 16, 2018
21: Saturn and Jupiter Are Our Daddies!
Did you know that where the stars and planets were when you were born says A LOT about your sex life? This week Caitlin and Andra get a reading from astrologer Taylor Watts and learn just what the stars are saying about them. Those stars and planets are super kinky! Catch Caitlin at the MID in Chicago tonight (Friday the ninth) and stop by her table where she will be promoting and selling toys from her company Eros Fine Goods! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
56:55
March 9, 2018
20: We All Have Herpes? - All About STIs!
Yummy! This week we are getting down and dirty and talking about sexually transmitted infections. There's no shame in having an STI and most are easily cured! Learn about ALL the different kinds in intimate detail as well as hear about our own encounters with a few of them. And remember, kids - GET TESTED! Find a clinic here: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/stds-hiv-safer-sex/get-tested Learn about Howard Brown's walk-in services here: https://howardbrown.org/walk-in-clinic/ Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com
51:55
March 2, 2018
19: Control Your Birth With a Sponge?!
There are so many different kinds of birth control - which one is right for you? This week we are talking about ALL the different types and their pros and cons, plus our own experiences with some of them. We're not medical professionals, but if you need help finding one visit your local Planned Parenthood or give them a call if there's not a location near you! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport to see how big the NuvaRing pamphlet is and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
54:50
February 23, 2018
18: Swipin' Right: The Online Dating Episode
LISTEN: Michelle is busy traveling the world and being fly and she doesn't have time for you unless you find her on an online dating app. We can relate and I bet you can, too. This week we are all talking about our experiences with online and app dating - the good, bad, and ugly.  Follow Michelle @TheFlyingFinch and look out for her upcoming blog TheFlyingFinch.com. Wanna e-mail us? DO IT at TheOralRePortPodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport for more exciting tidbits as well as episode updates! Wanna really make our day? Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!
55:45
February 16, 2018
17: OMG: OB-GYN!
This week Andra chats about her visit to the OB-GYN (the vagina doctor) and suggests YOU think about your next trip, too! If she can do it, so can you! If one of these things apples, it's time to make an appointment! -You're 13-15 years old and own a vagina -You're sexually active, or newly sexually active -Something weird is up with your bits (weird smell, discharge, pain different from normal period pain or unassociated with your cycle) -You want to get pregnant -You DON'T want to get pregnant -It's been a year or more since your last visit Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com. Do you live in the Chicago area and want to talk about your feelings towards or experience with "69ing"? You could be featured on a upcoming episode - reach out!
19:50
February 9, 2018
16: The AVN Awards - The Oscars of Porn!
This week Caitlin catches Andra up on her recent travels to Las Vegas where she got to attend the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards - otherwise knows as "the Oscars of porn"! Met some pornstars? CHECK! Networked? CHECK! Lined up exciting new guests? CHECK! Check out our instagram to see pics of some sexy souvenirs @theoralreport, and while you're at it you can follow us on Twitter with the same handle! Send us a message at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com - we want to hear from you!
24:42
February 2, 2018
15: Do I Need A Sex Coach?
Today with Andra out of town, Caitlin is talking to Chicago based sex coach (don't get confused) Caitlin V Neal! Yes, that's a thing! She might even be able to help you out, too.  You can visit her website at www.caitlinvneal.com and follow the hashtag #bettersexbetterlife, as well as find her on YouTube.  Caitlin is also offering a free coaching call for our listeners - all you have to do is send her a message via her site and mention The Oral Report!  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport or email us to say hey or ask a question at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
51:23
January 26, 2018
14: Sex Work with SWOP Chicago!
This week we are talking to therapist, community organizer, general bad-ass, and board member of the Chicago chapter of the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP), Cassandra Damm!  Find resources, get involved, and learn more about SWOP at www.swop-chicago.org. For resources and guidance in the sex industry call the warm-line at 312-252-3880.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport, or
48:33
January 21, 2018
13: I'm Here for the Gang Bang?
This week we talk to Kate (a new Kate - so many Kates!) about her experiences with threesomes, group sex, and how it affects her life and relationships. Curious about the books mentioned on the episode? Check out Sex at Dawn by Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jatha, The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy, and The State of Affairs by Esther Perel. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
57:36
January 12, 2018
12: Putting the D in Divorce!
How do you regain a sexual identity after a divorce or breakup? This week we are back from our holiday break and chatting with Ariel and Bernice about just that - over wine of course (except for Andra who is doing a dry January, ugh.) Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com.
1:20:49
January 5, 2018
11: The Oral Report's Sexy Holiday Gift Guide
EDITS: Cat Person is in The New Yorker, not the New York Post. Yikes.  Women and Children's First is a feminist BOOKSTORE, not a sex toy store. Double yikes. Need something sexy for your partner to stuff in their stocking? Look no further! Also: things for your friends, for yourself, and even for your family (don't worry - it's just a book!) Catch new episodes in the new year every Friday 9AM CST! Best gift for artsy designer friend: Tokidoki Lovehoney Serpentia 7 Function GirlPower Vibrator - 6 inches, 3 colors. Pretty Love Alston Insertable G-Spot Vibrator Best gift for your best friend post-breakup: Nova by WeVibe Womanizer Pro40 Suction Satisfier For your friend who reads her horoscope every day: Crystal Yoni Egg Pretty Love Fantasy Teaser Best gift to share as a couple: Liberator Wedge Intro 6 by Jimmy Jane Best intro to BDSM gift: Under the bed restraint system from SportSheets Intro 2 by Jimmy Jane Best gift for the pre-college student o
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December 22, 2017
10: 12 Days of Giving!
Caitlin is out with the flu so Andra hosts a short episode highlighting twelve incredible non-profits that need your support in the Chicago area and beyond. Links and info on how to donate and volunteer are below! Rape Victims Advocates - Chicago Donate: https://www.givedirect.org/donate/index.php?cid=12312 Volunteer: https://www.rapevictimadvocates.org/get-involved/volunteer/ Chicago Women’s Health Center - Chicago Volunteer: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/get-involved/volunteer Wishlist: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/get-involved/wishlist Donate: http://www.chicagowomenshealthcenter.org/donate Sarah’s Circle - Chicago Donate: https://www.sarahs-circle.org/donations.html Volunteer: https://www.sarahs-circle.org/ways-to-help/volunteer.html Howard Brown Health Center - Chicago Donate: https://howardbrown.org/donate/ Volunteer: https://howardbrown.org/volunteer/ SWOP - Sex Worker Outreach Project - Chicago Donate:https://redlightchicago.wordpress.com/donate-to-
15:42
December 15, 2017
9: Cuffing Season? Sounds Dirty...
Caitlin and Andra discuss the most wonderful time of the year...cuffing season. Y'all - it's time to GET CUFFED. Watch out: seasonal depression has us all back on our bullshit. Later in the episode we talk about ~sexy~ holiday toys and a truly blasphemous butt plug. Looking for stocking stuffers? Find holiday flavored lube at erosfinegoods.com! As always, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and email us with your questions or just to say hello at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
37:02
December 8, 2017
8: Hair Down There
This week we're talking about PUBES! Why is it so annoying?! Will it ever stop itching? What should we do with it? And why do so many people have opinions about it? UGH. Towards the end of the episode we'll discuss an article in Glamour magazine where four dudes share their thoughts (Man D is a real douche - don't listen to him). What are your pubic hair preferences? Let us know... Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport and send us a message at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com!
41:50
December 1, 2017
7: Talking Drag With Lady Ivory
In this week's episode Caitlin and Andra talk to Christian - otherwise known as Lady Ivory - about the Chicago drag scene and what it's like to be a fabulous queen! You can follow Lady Ivory on Instagram @TheLadyIvory or with #TheIvoryLeague and catch her shows around the city! (Apologies for the echoey sound quality - we're experimenting with spaces and will have it figured out soon!) As always, find us @TheOralReport on Twitter and Instagram or e-mail us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your questions answered or just to say hey! Are you an expert in a specific sexual field? Are you involved with a non-profit, local business, or organization that shares our values? Reach out! We'd love to chat and have you on the show!
1:01:14
November 24, 2017
6: So, you're having a quarter-life-crisis?
This week, Andra and Caitlin talk to comedian, improviser, and feminist Kate O'Connor about breaking the cycle of abusive and co-dependent relationships, being a bad feminist, and sex (duh). Books mentioned this week that you should definitely read: Bad Feminist - Roxanne Gay Mating in Captivity - Esther Perel The Artist's Way - Julia Cameron You can follow Kate on Instagram @kates_opinion and on Twitter @Kates_0pinion and catch her standup around Chicago!
1:04:50
November 17, 2017
5: BDSM 101 - Yes, Daddy!
In this episode we dip our toes into the vast world of BDSM. Get tied up into learning about what it is to be in a 24/7 power exchange, and dispel some myths and judgements about aspects of the BDSM community. Andra shares her personal experience as a submissive to her late partner and we get all kinds of ideas for future episodes about specific aspects of this exciting, sexy world. Wanna test your kinky side? Take the BDSM test at bdsmtest.org and do your own research about your results. Some of the descriptions are #questionable... Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hey! HEY! Are you a rigger? Do you regularly go to a sex dungeon? Do you have a really cool insight on BDSM that we talked about or missed out on completely? We wanna talk to you! Get in touch;)
41:11
November 10, 2017
4: Polyamory
We dive deep into our first interview where we discuss polyamory, relationships in the transgender community, vegan cheese, and Whole Foods romance. Nathan and Solomon give us a glance into their day to day. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hello! Glossary: Polyamory: The philosophy or state of being where one is romantically involved with more than one person at a time. **There is a movement/idea within the community to use the shorthand "PolyA" instead of "Poly" to avoid confusion with Polynesian people.** Misgender (verb): Referring to a person using a word or pronoun that does not reflect their personal gender identity. "My teacher misgendered me today so I corrected them - I hope in the future they use my preferred pronouns." Hoping to do some research? Check out the book, "The Ethical Slut - A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities" by Dossie Easton
56:55
November 3, 2017
1: The Oral Report Does Twenty Questions
Meet your hosts, Caitlin Darcy and Andra Beatty! We are two gals living in Chicago who aren't afraid to talk about sex, sexuality, feminism, our parents (sorry, Mom and Dad!), relationships, and more. In this first episode we play Twenty Questions to reveal the fun, the serious, and as always - the sexy. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport E-mail us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your burning sex questions answered, or just to say hey! Interested in expanding your toy-box? Check out the Hitachi Magic Wand, the California Exotics Butterfly Kiss, or any of the JimmyJane Intro Vibrators, all of which were mentioned in this episode! Glossary: CisGender: Referring to someone whose personal identity and gender corresponds with their assigned birth sex. "I have a vagina and was assigned female at birth - I identify as a cisgender woman." Heteroflexible: A sexual orientation where the person in question is mostly straight, preferring members of the
24:49
October 27, 2017
3: Sex Toys
Do you know how many different sex toys are on the market? Do you know what is safe to use and what to stay away from? Do you know which kind of lube to use with which toys? In this episode we go into detail about the types of toys on the market, what toys to avoid, and how to care for your play-things. If you are in the market for a new toy or just want to learn what all the buzz is about...listen up! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport E-mail us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hey! Caitlin's Sex-Toy Suggestions: JimmyJane LELO Fun Factory NJoy Toys Sliquid Lube Andra's Recommendations: Hitachi Magic Wand Pretty Plug Butt Plugs
35:07
October 27, 2017
2: Masturbation - Rectal Worms?!
Jacking off, Jilling off, slapping the salami, or flicking the bean - whatever you call it - masturbation is the name of the game. In this episode we'll go back, like 13th century back, to discuss the history of getting off and why some people think it causes hair loss (???). Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sex questions answered or just to say hey! Check out this scientific study on sexual satisfaction in college students: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3154236/ Or, read this article in the Chicago Tribune about the effects of early sexual behavior: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1991-03-06/features/9101210119_1_sexual-important-question-relationships
34:52
October 27, 2017
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