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The Oral Report

The Oral Report

By Caitlin Darcy & Caitlin V Neal

The Oral Report is the sexual exploration podcast that goes beyond sex-ed where we share, advise, and make the world a better place...one orgasm at a time!
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The Oral ReportFeb 09, 2018

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Season 2: Erotic Blueprints
Oct 04, 201943:36
Season 2: Lingerie

Season 2: Lingerie

Caitlin V recently bought herself some lingerie, so the Caitlin's decided to discuss the topic. From teddies to thigh-highs...the world of lingerie is vast.  But really though, it's nearly impossible not to feel sexy in lingerie! 

Sep 13, 201936:52
Season 2: Squirting

Season 2: Squirting

Caitlin V gives us a (mostly) scientific walk through squirting. What is it? Why does it happen? And how can you squirt/make a partner squirt?

Aug 30, 201928:34
Season 2: Cheating

Season 2: Cheating

Is cheating always a bad thing? Is it sometimes necessary? Can you prevent your partner from cheating? The Caitlin's discuss a topic that affects nearly everyone, including the Caitlin's themselves!

Aug 16, 201938:28
Season 2: Summer Self-Care (Mini)

Season 2: Summer Self-Care (Mini)

Summer is more then half-way over (sad face). Take a little time for yourself. Between the bbq's and weekends at the lake and the rooftop drinks, we needed a minute to remember to slow down and chill out!

Aug 02, 201915:42
Season 2: Vacation Sex (Mini)

Season 2: Vacation Sex (Mini)

In this mini episode Caitlin and Caitlin discuss what makes vacation sex so appealing. They share some personal stories, discuss what makes it so hot, and lend some tips for not irritating your vacation hosts.

Jul 19, 201916:53
Season 2: Hate Sex

Season 2: Hate Sex

Is hate sex always a bad thing? Most people have experienced some form of hate sex so the Caitlin’s dive in and discuss the pro’s and con’s.
Jul 06, 201929:08
Season 2: Sex Outdoors (Mini Episode)

Season 2: Sex Outdoors (Mini Episode)

In honor of summer (and being able to escape hibernation) we decided to cover sex outdoors. Grab your bug spray and a beach blanket and remember...DON'T GET CAUGHT!

Jun 21, 201901:37
Season 2: The Art of Sexting

Season 2: The Art of Sexting

Technology is a wonderful thing...especially when it acts as a vehicle to getting us laid. Caitlin and Caitlin discuss some do's and don'ts and talk about why we love a good sext message.

Jun 07, 201901:42
Season 2: One Night Stands

Season 2: One Night Stands

Why do one night stands get such a bad rap? The Caitlin's discuss the art of the one night stand. The upsides, the downsides, the how to's. If you listen to your intuition and use safety precautions, you can have a real good time!

May 23, 201901:37
Season 2: Slip n' Slide: Lube

Season 2: Slip n' Slide: Lube

This week Caitlin and Caitlin discuss LUBE! We gathered the lubes that we both had laying around the house and began rubbing them on our hands and tasting them (because, research). Listen up to get the full low down on lube and everything you need to know about choosing the right one for you.

May 10, 201901:37
Season 2: Take It Off: Strip Club Etiquette

Season 2: Take It Off: Strip Club Etiquette

 Caitlin and Caitlin answer a listener question from Australia and share their strip club stories and tips for not being a jerk (intentional or not) at the strip club. Intimidated by strip clubs? Fear not, we give advice on how to enjoy yourself and have some fun. 

May 08, 201901:37
Season 2: It's Not Me, It's You

Season 2: It's Not Me, It's You

 Break up's suck. They can be hard and messy and painful, but sometimes they're necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about some of their break up's and how to make them a little easier. Do you need to be mean? Should you lie? Take the high road? Tune in. 

May 08, 201901:37
Season 2: The Best Positions

Season 2: The Best Positions

Caitlin V gets asked about the best sex positions all the time. The Caitlin’s discuss their favorite positions and if there is an “ultimate position”.
May 04, 201901:42
Season 2: Can I Help You?

Season 2: Can I Help You?

In this episode, Caitlin V gets real about asking for help, discusses why it's hard even for her sometimes, and offers some suggestions on what you can do to improve your life with the help of others.

Apr 26, 201901:37
Season 2: $ex & Money

Season 2: $ex & Money

In honor of everyone's least favorite season (tax season), Caitlin and Caitlin discuss sex and money. Is there a correlation? What about sex for money? Both topics are pretty stigmatized so why not discuss both! 

Apr 12, 201901:42
Season 2: The Big O

Season 2: The Big O

This week Caitlin and Caitlin talk about the big O...orgasms. There's no "one-type-fits-all" and we're here to talk about the different types of orgasms. We cover the best sex we've ever had, earth shattering orgasms, and even the little baby orgasms. 

Apr 05, 201901:37
Season 2: Boundaries, The Necessity

Season 2: Boundaries, The Necessity

Are boundaries sexy? Maybe not...but they sure are necessary! Caitlin and Caitlin talk about their own experiences with boundaries and how setting them can make a world of difference in your life. Can it improve your work like? Yep. Your sex life? Sure can. 

Mar 29, 201901:37
Season 2: Caitlin Darcy Solo

Season 2: Caitlin Darcy Solo

This week it's Caitlin Darcy's turn! Listen in as she details her sexual journey and what led her to start her own sex toy company: Eros Fine Goods. A little adversity can go a long way. Also, since she loves you all dearly, get 15% off your purchases at www.erosfinegoods.com with discount code ORAL15. Enjoy lovers.

Mar 15, 201920:05
Season 2: Caitlin V

Season 2: Caitlin V

 Listen in as Caitlin V takes you on a deep dive into her history and what inspired her to become a coach. From an early age, Caitlin was interested in exploring all the fun and pleasure of sex, but what she learned from her family and schooling was that sex was supposed to be a shameful source of pain and suffering. Unable to take this disconnect lying down, she decided to dedicate her life to understanding sex and making it better for everyone, everywhere. 

Mar 08, 201901:50
Season 2: Body Lovin

Season 2: Body Lovin

We're usually our harshest critics...especially when it comes to body image. This week the Caitlin's talk about lovin your own body and how to overcome talking mad shit to yourself (because, let's face it...we all do it sometimes). And for gods sake, stop following Instagram models!

Mar 01, 201901:42
Season 2: Pussy Lickin' Good

Season 2: Pussy Lickin' Good

The title says it all. This week the Caitlin's focus on licking pussy, going south, oral sex...whatever you call it! Get tips and tricks from ladies who have given and received! 

Feb 08, 201901:50
Season 2: How Often Should I Jerk Off?

Season 2: How Often Should I Jerk Off?

Caitlin V gets this question from her clients all the time...how often should I masturbate? Caitlin and Caitlin give some tips and discuss how often we flick the bean (for clarification, there's no flicking involved).

Feb 01, 201901:42
Season 2: Getting Messaged Back on Dating Apps

Season 2: Getting Messaged Back on Dating Apps

Dating apps are a huge pain in the ass, we know. But they can be fun and they can lead to real relationships. The Caitlin's dish some advice on how to get in the game and stop sucking in your responses!

Jan 25, 201901:37
Season 2: Owning Your Pleasure

Season 2: Owning Your Pleasure

Who is responsible for your own pleasure? Is it you...or your partner? The Caitlin's (plus Caitlin's cat) discuss how to own, intensify, and communicate about your pleasure. 

Jan 18, 201901:50
Season 2: Meditation Quicky

Season 2: Meditation Quicky

Due to some untimely construction noise the Caitlin's had to forego recording. But don't fear, Caitlin V has two separate breathing exercises that help connect you to your body and can calm your mind in this crazy day-to-day. The exercises also help reconnect ourselves to our bodies...and that always leads to better sex!

Jan 11, 201901:25
Season 2: Intentions for 2019

Season 2: Intentions for 2019

We look back over 2018 and discuss our sexual, work, and personal high's and low's for the year. Caitlin has come up with new year intentions that help reflect on the where you are and where you want to be. 

Jan 04, 201901:37
Season 2: The Sugar Bowl (aka sugar daddies and mamas)

Season 2: The Sugar Bowl (aka sugar daddies and mamas)

We're all a little curious about the world of sugar dating, no? In this episode we dive into the sugar bowl and find out what it's like and if real emotions actually come into play! Get that money, honey!

Dec 21, 201801:37
Season 2: Sexual Gift Giving

Season 2: Sexual Gift Giving

Tis' the season! Since everyone is giving and receiving gifts during these merry days, the Caitlin's discuss the idea of giving sex as a gift. We have tips for you so you'll be sure to score big with this gift (...see what we did there?)
Dec 14, 201801:37
Season 2: Vulnerability

Season 2: Vulnerability

Is vulnerability the key to great sex? The Caitlin's discuss Brene Brown's theory on vulnerability and how we can use it to our advantage.
Dec 07, 201801:37
Season 2: Masturbation

Season 2: Masturbation

If you want our advice...we say the best way to achieve what you want in bed with a partner is to do it yourself first! This episode we chat all about masturbation, our experiences with it, and how it can enhance your sex life.
Nov 30, 201801:37
Season 2: What's Your Fantasy???

Season 2: What's Your Fantasy???

This week we dive into the difference between fantasy and desire. What's the difference? We talk about our fantasies, how to explore your own fantasies and how to broach the subject with your partner(s).
Nov 16, 201801:37
Season 2: Anger Management

Season 2: Anger Management

Anger...it's not fun. Anger and resentment surrounding your relationship and sex? Even worse. The Caitlins talk about what makes them angry and how they cope with it.
Nov 09, 201801:37
Season 2: Stoned Sex

Season 2: Stoned Sex

Sex while stoned? Yay or nay? We discuss the benefits and pitfalls of having sex while a little fuzzy headed. And don't worry...we discuss drugs other than Mary-Jane, just to cover the bases!
Nov 02, 201801:37
Season 2: Are We All a Little Bi?

Season 2: Are We All a Little Bi?

Are we all a little bi? Maybe...probably...possibly. Caitlin and Caitlin have a discussion about bisexuality, romance, and friendship and share our personal experiences.
Oct 26, 201801:37
Season 2: Butt Stuff

Season 2: Butt Stuff

The Caitlin's explore the wonderful world of butt stuff. We all have butts so why not explore the pleasure that can be had! We discuss the the why, the how, and give you pointers to achieve the most enjoyable anal play. Strap in, lube up, and let's go!
Oct 19, 201801:37
Season 2: Kavanaugh and...Birthday Sex???

Season 2: Kavanaugh and...Birthday Sex???

We managed to tie together two very different topics: Kavanaugh and how to process the current situation and birthday/special occasion sex. Just listen...you’ll get it.
Oct 11, 201801:37
Season 2: Bettie Bondage

Season 2: Bettie Bondage

This week we speak with Bettie Bondage! She’s a fetish facilitator, kinkucator, sadist, and performer. Tune in to hear about the wonderful world of Bettie! Find her at Bettie_Bondage on Instagram, MsBettieBondage on Twitter, MistressBettie on Facebook and BettieBondage on Fetlife.
Oct 05, 201801:37
Season 2: Sex Censorship

Season 2: Sex Censorship

Caitlin and Caitlin both work in the sex industry and have therefore both experienced irritating and infuriating sex censorship. They talk about their experiences and how the goddamn Puritans are still affecting their lives today.
Sep 28, 201801:37
Season 2: Karen Yates and SuperTasty

Season 2: Karen Yates and SuperTasty

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing...Karen Yates! She’s a sex educator and the producer of the live show: SuperTasty. Listen as she talks to us about tantra and somatic sex. We have questions and she has answers. And don’t forget to buy your tickets to SuperTasty the show on October 10th at Stage 773. Both Caitlin’s will be a part of the show so check it out!
Sep 21, 201801:37
Season 2: The Mistakes You Learned From Porn

Season 2: The Mistakes You Learned From Porn

Have you attempted the clit spank? Or the assumed choke? Not everything you see in porn translates well to real life. Here we discuss the mistakes you learned from porn.
Sep 14, 201800:19
Season 2: Sex with Friends

Season 2: Sex with Friends

Sex with friends, is it a good idea or bad idea? Who’s to say really...but we can guarantee, it will change things! Listen to our take and advice on the subject before you slip into the sheets with your buddy.
Aug 27, 201800:55
Season 2: Did it Hurt... When You Fell From Heaven?

Season 2: Did it Hurt... When You Fell From Heaven?

We’re kicking off season 2 with a topic EVERYONE can relate to: how to pick someone up WITHOUT being a creep. We cover some do’s and don’ts, share some first hand experience and give our best advice so you’re not left with fake numbers or mace to the face!
Aug 16, 201800:55
Season I: Sex Toys
Aug 15, 201835:08
Season I: Masturbation and...Rectal Worms???
Aug 15, 201834:53
Season I: Polyamory

Season I: Polyamory

We dive deep into our first interview where we discuss polyamory, relationships in the transgender community, vegan cheese, and Whole Foods romance. Nathan and Solomon give us a glance into their day to day.

Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport

Email us at
TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hello!

Glossary:

Polyamory: The philosophy or state of being where one is romantically involved with more than one person at a time. There is a movement/idea within the community to use the shorthand "PolyA" instead of "Poly" to avoid confusion with Polynesian people.

Misgender (verb): Referring to a person using a word or pronoun that does not reflect their personal gender identity. "My teacher misgendered me today so I corrected them - I hope in the future they use my preferred pronouns."

Hoping to do some research? Check out the book, "The Ethical Slut - A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities" by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy.

Aug 15, 201856:56
Season I: BDSM 101... Yes, Daddy!

Season I: BDSM 101... Yes, Daddy!

In this episode we dip our toes into the vast world of BDSM. Get tied up into learning about what it is to be in a 24/7 power exchange, and dispel some myths and judgements about aspects of the BDSM community. Andra shares her personal experience as a submissive to her late partner and we get all kinds of ideas for future episodes about specific aspects of this exciting, sexy world.

Wanna test your kinky side? Take the BDSM test at
bdsmtest.org and do your own research about your results. Some of the descriptions are #questionable...

Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @TheOralReport

Email us at TheOralReportPodcast@gmail.com to have your sexy questions answered or just to say hey!

HEY! Are you a rigger? Do you regularly go to a sex dungeon? Do you have a really cool insight on BDSM that we talked about or missed out on completely? We wanna talk to you! Get in touch;)
Aug 15, 201841:11
Season I: So You're Having a Quarter Life Crisis?

Season I: So You're Having a Quarter Life Crisis?

This week, Andra and Caitlin talk to comedian, improviser, and feminist Kate O'Connor about breaking the cycle of abusive and co-dependent relationships, being a bad feminist, and sex (duh).

Books mentioned this week that you should definitely read: Bad Feminist - Roxanne Gay Mating in Captivity - Esther Perel The Artist's Way - Julia Cameron

You can follow Kate on Instagram @katesopinion and on Twitter @Kates0pinion and catch her standup around Chicago!
Aug 15, 201801:04:51
Season I: Talking Drag with Lady Ivory
Aug 15, 201801:01:15
The Oral Report Does 20 Questions!
Aug 10, 201824:49