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Star Wars: The Pirates of Tion

Star Wars: The Pirates of Tion

By The Pirates of Tion

Recycled Minds Comedy’s team of improvisers present a fast-paced, swashbuckling Star Wars roleplaying adventure! Join Teelka Sapasax, D-V0, and our special guests as they fight to restore the glory of a lost kingdom amid the pitiless stars!

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Episode IV: Who Wants to Run Out Screaming?

Star Wars: The Pirates of TionSep 25, 2020

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Royal Announcement: Season 2

Royal Announcement: Season 2

Brace yourselves: the Pirates of Tion are coming back, and they’ve got exciting news about Season 2.

Apr 05, 202100:43
Episode XII: A Really Aggressive Robot Dance
Jan 15, 202139:17
Episode XI: Sounds Like a You Problem
Jan 01, 202140:14
Episode X: Nobody Likes Glitter in a Wound

Episode X: Nobody Likes Glitter in a Wound

The pirate-planned Duinarbulon festival is underway, and King Oleb himself has arrived for the party! But the fair seems to have attracted some uninvited guests.

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Aaron Farnsworth as Lawen Crane, Sonya Kuhn as Geera

Dec 18, 202049:07
Episode IX: An Excellently Qualified Diplomatic Team

Episode IX: An Excellently Qualified Diplomatic Team

Lord Blinderby of Duinarbulon might throw his lot in with King Oleb, provided that he gets a little help putting on a festival. It’s time for a pirate party!

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Aaron Farnsworth as Lawen Crane, Sonya Kuhn as Geera

Dec 04, 202052:09
Episode VIII: This is the Opposite of Cool

Episode VIII: This is the Opposite of Cool

Our team of pirates have successfully infiltrated the VIP area at the Imperial Columex Casino. Now they just need to plant some incriminating evidence on TaggeCo CEO candidate Ormon Tagge and escape with their lives.

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Nick Phillips as Lad Broko, Nichole Stull as “Baby Doll” Rebo

Nov 20, 202044:59
Episode VII: Compromise at Its Finest

Episode VII: Compromise at Its Finest

The struggle for control of TaggeCo isn’t over: Cloyd Tagge calls upon our heroes to get sneaky on a mission to discredit his playboy uncle. Infiltrating a casino should be a cinch with a gambler and a stage performer on their side, right?

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Nichole Stull as “Baby Doll” Rebo, Nick Phillips as Lad Broko

Nov 06, 202040:57
Episode VI: That’s the Worst Place to Die

Episode VI: That’s the Worst Place to Die

Our heroes’ fight against an artifact-smuggling ring can win them a new ally… provided that they can be subtle for once.

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Elizabeth Kidd as Moriya Jutani, Sonya Kuhn as Geera

Oct 23, 202045:46
Episode V: I Don’t Exactly Have a Plan Here

Episode V: I Don’t Exactly Have a Plan Here

Selling a freighter and some stolen antiquities shouldn’t be a problem… unless you forget to remove the antiquities from the freighter before you put it up for sale.

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Stars: Elizabeth Kidd as Moriya Jutani, Sonya Kuhn as Geera


Oct 09, 202040:41
Episode IV: Who Wants to Run Out Screaming?

Episode IV: Who Wants to Run Out Screaming?

Two opportunities for the pirates to make some money have ended in disaster. Third time’s the charm: will Sicnar’s Byzantine plan to bushwhack a TaggeCo freighter finally make some money for King Oleb?

Cast: Jon Colett as Sicnar, Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Star: Nick Phillips as Lad

Sep 25, 202038:20
Episode III: This is a Straight-Up Circus

Episode III: This is a Straight-Up Circus

Our heroes briefly become nerfherders, albeit not particularly scruffy-looking ones, as they look to profit from their interstellar cattle-rustling. But they have some old debts that still need to be paid….

Cast: Jon Colett as Sicnar, Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Star: Nick Phillips as Lad

Sep 11, 202040:25
Episode II: Uncharted Territory, Guys, This’ll Be Good

Episode II: Uncharted Territory, Guys, This’ll Be Good

D-V0, Teelka, and Geera use a kinder, gentler brand of piracy as they try to collect from a speeder manufacturing plant. If only Teelka hadn’t pledged D-V0 as collateral…

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Star: Sonya Kuhn as Geera

Aug 28, 202044:37
Episode I: Oleb’s Privateers

Episode I: Oleb’s Privateers

King Oleb of Argai issues a letter of marque to his team of pirates and sends them off to fight in his tacky-but-powerful starship, the Harrier. Teelka meets up with an old friend (or so she calls him) in search of targets for the crew to raid.

Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0

Guest Star: Sonya Kuhn as Geera

Aug 14, 202041:42