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Star Wars: The Pirates of Tion

Star Wars: The Pirates of Tion

By The Pirates of Tion
Recycled Minds Comedy’s team of improvisers present a fast-paced, swashbuckling Star Wars roleplaying adventure! Join Teelka Sapasax, D-V0, and our special guests as they fight to restore the glory of a lost kingdom amid the pitiless stars!

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Episode VIII: This is the Opposite of Cool

Star Wars: The Pirates of Tion

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Royal Announcement: Season 2
Brace yourselves: the Pirates of Tion are coming back, and they’ve got exciting news about Season 2.
00:43
April 5, 2021
Episode XII: A Really Aggressive Robot Dance
In the final episode of Season One, the Pirates of Tion settle the score with crime lord UmUm Yavarlum, once and for all. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Austin Von Johnson as Torbin, Sonya Kuhn as Geera Austin joins us from the Bottlecap Brigade, a live-streamed D&D show!
39:17
January 15, 2021
Episode XI: Sounds Like a You Problem
Two bounty hunters are in the brig of the Harrier. More will be on their way if the pirates can’t deal with the man who hired them. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Austin Von Johnson as Torbin, Sonya Kuhn as Geera Austin joins us from the Bottlecap Brigade, a live-streamed D&D show!
40:14
January 1, 2021
Episode X: Nobody Likes Glitter in a Wound
The pirate-planned Duinarbulon festival is underway, and King Oleb himself has arrived for the party! But the fair seems to have attracted some uninvited guests. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Aaron Farnsworth as Lawen Crane, Sonya Kuhn as Geera
49:07
December 18, 2020
Episode IX: An Excellently Qualified Diplomatic Team
Lord Blinderby of Duinarbulon might throw his lot in with King Oleb, provided that he gets a little help putting on a festival. It’s time for a pirate party! Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Aaron Farnsworth as Lawen Crane, Sonya Kuhn as Geera
52:09
December 4, 2020
Episode VIII: This is the Opposite of Cool
Our team of pirates have successfully infiltrated the VIP area at the Imperial Columex Casino. Now they just need to plant some incriminating evidence on TaggeCo CEO candidate Ormon Tagge and escape with their lives. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Nick Phillips as Lad Broko, Nichole Stull as “Baby Doll” Rebo
44:59
November 20, 2020
Episode VII: Compromise at Its Finest
The struggle for control of TaggeCo isn’t over: Cloyd Tagge calls upon our heroes to get sneaky on a mission to discredit his playboy uncle. Infiltrating a casino should be a cinch with a gambler and a stage performer on their side, right? Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Nichole Stull as “Baby Doll” Rebo, Nick Phillips as Lad Broko
40:57
November 6, 2020
Episode VI: That’s the Worst Place to Die
Our heroes’ fight against an artifact-smuggling ring can win them a new ally… provided that they can be subtle for once. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Elizabeth Kidd as Moriya Jutani, Sonya Kuhn as Geera
45:46
October 23, 2020
Episode V: I Don’t Exactly Have a Plan Here
Selling a freighter and some stolen antiquities shouldn’t be a problem… unless you forget to remove the antiquities from the freighter before you put it up for sale. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Stars: Elizabeth Kidd as Moriya Jutani, Sonya Kuhn as Geera
40:41
October 9, 2020
Episode IV: Who Wants to Run Out Screaming?
Two opportunities for the pirates to make some money have ended in disaster. Third time’s the charm: will Sicnar’s Byzantine plan to bushwhack a TaggeCo freighter finally make some money for King Oleb? Cast: Jon Colett as Sicnar, Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Star: Nick Phillips as Lad
38:20
September 25, 2020
Episode III: This is a Straight-Up Circus
Our heroes briefly become nerfherders, albeit not particularly scruffy-looking ones, as they look to profit from their interstellar cattle-rustling. But they have some old debts that still need to be paid…. Cast: Jon Colett as Sicnar, Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Star: Nick Phillips as Lad
40:25
September 11, 2020
Episode II: Uncharted Territory, Guys, This’ll Be Good
D-V0, Teelka, and Geera use a kinder, gentler brand of piracy as they try to collect from a speeder manufacturing plant. If only Teelka hadn’t pledged D-V0 as collateral… Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Star: Sonya Kuhn as Geera
44:37
August 28, 2020
Episode I: Oleb’s Privateers
King Oleb of Argai issues a letter of marque to his team of pirates and sends them off to fight in his tacky-but-powerful starship, the Harrier. Teelka meets up with an old friend (or so she calls him) in search of targets for the crew to raid. Cast: Victoria Horn as Teelka, Aaron Nuttall as D-V0 Guest Star: Sonya Kuhn as Geera
41:42
August 14, 2020