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"Thanks For the Memories" - Fall Out Boy

Give me back my space suit, Darren. 

It's time to find ourselves some work.

This week, the boys write a letter to the avian world and Stu becomes president of birds.

Uh huh huh.

Apologies in advance. 

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The dog doesn't even know you have hands.

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This is why they pay us the Shrek Bux.

She's as pure as the driven Columbian snow.

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At the end of the day we're all just chasing that whistle.

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If you hit play on this, it's your own fault. 

You son of a bitch, John.

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Well she's at it again. Listen, you ungrateful Alfred!

Introducing Now Hiring! The brand new podcast from the Pool Boys Recruitment Agency. 

Each week we'll be pairing a new celebrity with their dream job. 

Whether it's a questionnaire, cover letter, or a fresh new resume, Now Hiring is the number one recruitment agency for all celebrities living, dead, real or fictional.

Yep. After 300 recommendations, 103 episodes and probably like 60 burgers we put a bow on Pool Boys Recommends. 

Join as the boys relive everything they got up to: the good, the bad and the pumpkin.

Stay tuned to this feed to see what the boys are cooking up next!

We did it! one hunnid and a bit episodes. who'd a thunk. You? Me? Nobody? That's right, nobody thunk we would gone done it but'n we did.

This week Chris goes to a restaurant, Stu goes to the G Rated Party Zone and Dave does the Inadvisable.

This week Chris tries to make a bird box and wins the idiot lottery. Stu buys an unnecessary bit of equipment for a job not done, and Davey goes to the house of famous candles. What a week.

PS. There's 8 main species of honey bee.. not 4. But you didn't come here for facts now did you?

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Thanks to Apex Bloom for the tunes.

It's another movie week!

Chris goes to an IMAX cinema

Stu watches 2004's Catwoman

While Davey gives us his pitch for his very own biopic

Thanks for listening

Remember - DRIVE. REVIVE. SURVIVE. and keep the pool gate closed!

THIS IS THE ONE HUNDREDTH ONE. THERE WERE NINETY NINE BEFORE, BUT NOW IT IS 100. LEVEL UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

You've waited patiently and it's finally back, the best segment to ever be shot down by Chris, it's... THE HOT GOSS BOX! 

Stu gets his ear prod in the house of Bezos. 

Chris gives us a series of real (and not so real) twists!

Thanks for listening, it's hard doing this all by myself.

Love Brett. 

Check out my one man band, Apex Bloom. 

And my Patreon.

Gosh I'm a busy boy.

It does what it says on the box!

Stu fries ice cream! Chris makes the boys business cards! Dave creates a menu for a Pool Boys-style restaurant!

Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely.

CHA-CHING!

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Chris tries to karate chops his way through a plank of wood... Will he do it? Sort of, yes. Stu lives the life of a nudist and finds that it's not all rainbows. Davey gets his interview and shares some of his thoughts about the show. 

Thanks for listening guys, we appreciate you immensely. 

CHA-CHING!

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Have a great week folks, catch you on the next one. 

In this episode Chris finally finds his people, Dave confronts his mortality and Stu Gets Us Pets. 

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Strap in without your seatbelts!

This week Davey gives the Snorks the gift of the greatest dimension... Wideness, Stu goes from Jimmy Fallon to a cow's hoof, and Chris answers some pressing questions.

Patrons get your recommends in, time's running out!

Cheers gang. 

In this ep Stu played a phone game instead of focussing on his abdominal cramps, Dave moved house and Chris wraps it all up neatly with a little Simon and Garfunkel. 

Disclaimer: The boys really shit out this episode. Literally in the case of Stu. 

Heyo!

This week Stu eats the spiciest things he could find at his local Asian Supermarket

Dave matches the boys with their perfect 4 legged companions

And Chris creates the perfect audio watermark so the boys can protect they're intellectual property

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See you next week

In this episode the boys sit back a ree-lacks. And by that I mean get really really worked up about films. 

We're back on the horse and there's no way we could fall off unless someone gave us a mighty big push!

Stu goes looking for coupons and ends up in a very interesting place.

Dave tries to find something for free on Gumtree.com that isn't a piano.

Chris goes to Port Fairy Folk Festival and gets amongst it.

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Love you. Bye. 

Look, this one, the first two are fine. But once that third segment rolls around you'd better be away from kids. You have 39 seconds to comply. 

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The boys are back into the swing of things with another banging ep ready for your noise eyes (your ears).

Stu shares all the Scottish slang he's learnt so far, Davey tries to build and fly a kite and Chris literally shoots a gun.

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And good luck with today's Quorlde.

Your big liquid boys are back on the microphones catching up on the last 5 weeks. Stu moved to Scotland, Davey played The Witcher 3, and Chris had a birthday. We also start our return to form by dishing out our recommends for next week. Good to be back folks, enjoy the show and we'll see you again at our regular slot. 

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And good luck with today's Worlde. 

Who's not gonna kill your fur-baby? Brett's probably not gonna kill your fur-baby. This week Brett's applying for a pet sitting position and his chances are as good as ever.

Enjoy this last filler episode of BLCV and we'll see you next week for our return to PBR. 

Thanks folks. 

The boys are living it up on break while they try and finally find Brett Leigh a gig he can call his own.

Please relax. Brett is on his way. 

While the boys are away Brett will play...

The boys are on break so in the meantime have a listen to the boys apply to get friend of the show Brett Leigh a job at a Florida Country Club.

Brett's on the hunt for guilt free desert, and he just might get it.

Even though your Pool Boys are on holiday, we've still got plenty of content to fill your ears with. 

We spent last year helping our friend Brett Leigh (no relation) find a job, so over the next little while we'll be dropping episodes of our spin off pod Brett Leigh's CV.
It's a little different, completely improvised, and we ACTUALLY apply for these jobs with the applications you hear us build. 

Enjoy the show! GUILT FREE!

This one's a doozy. Dave takes us on a tour of the zoo, Stu does some desperate cooking and Chris confronts his deep lust for creamed corn. 

This week Patreon subscriber Chris (not our Chris) has put us back to work in our chosen fields. Chris gives us a stand up routine all about what to expect in 2022, Stu writes a new short story from the dairy addled world of cheese, and Davey breaks down traditional meat curing techniques and leads us all the way to his favourite deli meat. 

The music for "The Land Before Cheese" is from the motion picture "The Land Before Time" we do not own it and please don't sue us.

Thanks for listening folks and we'll see you next week. Here's some links to support us and our friends if you wish:

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Take it easy folks!

An episode 52 weeks in the making!

Today we reflect on the year that was and finally revisit our New Years Resolutions:
- Chris had to write a joke book
- Dave had to release an album
- Stu had to do a backflip

Thanks for listening and we'll see you in 2022!

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In this episode the P Boys talk about the times they didn't do the things they were asked... for CHRISTMAS!

This week we were each asked to bare our souls. Davey got nude on what may or may not have been a nudist beach, Stu attended a life drawing class all by himself, and Chris wrote his memoir, or something resembling that.

Thanks for listening guys.

Catcha next week for the Christmas Special.

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This episode we dive deep into the what Stu really thinks of us,  Davey cooks up a big ol' bowl of Pastor and Chris's plans.. well. They're just crazy enough to work. You know what to do. https://www.patreon.com/join/thepoolboys