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Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

By The Sleepy Boys

Just a group of friends that have things to say. We're not the best podcast on the web, but we have a blast doing it!
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Episode 84: A Bit More About Vanya
Episode 84: A Bit More About Vanya
Since nobody can believe there is a woman out there that finds Mark attractive, Vanya comes up in conversation quite a lot. Mostly because they want to make sure she is real. ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
48:19
November 28, 2022
Minisode 58: The Abandonment Boys
Minisode 58: The Abandonment Boys
We here at the Sleepy Boys are all broken and damaged goods, and we are 100% aware of just how bad of abandonment issues we all have. Depression is no joke, but we try to make the best of it. ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
29:04
November 21, 2022
Minisode 57: Mark's Phat D*ldo
Minisode 57: Mark's Phat D*ldo
An older recording session, Mark and Brandon share a story of some unexpected discoveries while hanging out one Saturday night. ft. Mark, Brandon and Jeff
27:17
November 14, 2022
Episode 83: A Terrible Resident Evil Literotica
Episode 83: A Terrible Resident Evil Literotica
Since Mark's been struggling with Resident Evil, Brian made a special request for an erotic reading. It gets terrible really fast. ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and Chris
40:54
November 01, 2022
Episode 82: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer
Episode 82: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer
Mark found an amazing erotica novella, and he decided to share with the rest of the Boys! Thanks to Storm Crow Books for writing this incredible piece of literature!! ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat and Jose
01:25:36
October 10, 2022
Episode 81: Mark's VRGF
Episode 81: Mark's VRGF
Mark recently met a fine woman on VR Chat, and has subsequently become enamored with her. And she listens to this podcast! Hi Vanya!! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat & Jose
40:01
October 03, 2022
Minisode 56: Key is Our Cute Little Twink
Minisode 56: Key is Our Cute Little Twink
It's never okay to gaslight your friends into thinking that they are femboys. Unless it's just really fucking funny. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jasmine, Pat & Jose
18:26
September 26, 2022
Episode 80: Jeff (Kinda) Steals a Car
Episode 80: Jeff (Kinda) Steals a Car
Pat returns for another episode where he gives us some of the juicy deets on Jeff's antics in college. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Pat
01:27:08
September 19, 2022
Minisode 55: Penthouse Letters: The Sexy Housesitter
Minisode 55: Penthouse Letters: The Sexy Housesitter
**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY** After far too long, we once again return to the big book of Penthouse Letters to read a terrible story about adult concepts and fuckery. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
28:06
August 29, 2022
Minisode 54: Mark Isn't Catfishing Somebody
Minisode 54: Mark Isn't Catfishing Somebody
In our last episode, Mark was called out for historically catfishing somebody. This is that particular incident, which will show that Mark's intention was not to do so. Originally recorded back in January 2021. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff
27:26
August 08, 2022
Episode 79: The Other Pat from College
Episode 79: The Other Pat from College
After months of begging us, we finally allowed Jeff to bring his friend Pat on the show. What Mark didn't realize is that it is in fact, not the same Pat from Episode 40. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & special guest Pat
01:06:39
August 01, 2022
Episode 78: Squat Plugs
Episode 78: Squat Plugs
Mark's roommate Steven (not Hawking) is a bit gullible, and the time has come to give some insight into his life. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
01:03:35
July 04, 2022
Minisode 53: Am I The Asshole: My Girlfriend's Dad is Gay
Minisode 53: Am I The Asshole: My Girlfriend's Dad is Gay
Jeff isn't here tonight, but in his honor, Mark has some more "Am I The Asshole"s for the boys. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
11:42
June 23, 2022
Minisode 52: Key Comes Back and Torments Steven Hawking
Minisode 52: Key Comes Back and Torments Steven Hawking
As our regulars know, Key kind of comes and goes as he pleases, but being the raging alcoholic that he is, when he does show his face, it's usually at somebody's expense. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
11:31
June 21, 2022
Episode 77: Two Years Later and We're Still on That Bullshit!
Episode 77: Two Years Later and We're Still on That Bullshit!
After two full years with this stupid podcast, we get together to celebrate how awesome we are, but also how terrible of friends we are. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Key
01:13:50
June 15, 2022
Episode 76: Terrible Morals for Our Listeners
Episode 76: Terrible Morals for Our Listeners
While sharing stories around the proverbial campfire, the Boys give some of the worst life advice anybody has ever heard. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine
01:07:43
June 06, 2022
Episode 75: Mark's Customer Service Voice
Episode 75: Mark's Customer Service Voice
The guys don't believe that Mark can turn on the charm when he works, so naturally, Mark has to turn it on. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
41:47
May 30, 2022
Episode 74: The Boys Get Potty Trained
Episode 74: The Boys Get Potty Trained
There are some weird products on the internet, specifically all of the various training potties. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
43:37
May 23, 2022
Episode 73: Doctor Strange in the Sleepy-Verse
Episode 73: Doctor Strange in the Sleepy-Verse
SPOILER ALERT Mark, Brandon, Jeff & (for a brief period) Chris come together to discuss the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and it eventually connects to Amber Heard shitting on Johnny Depp's bed. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris
01:19:38
May 16, 2022
Minisode 51: Am I The Asshole: Cucked by My Little Brother
Minisode 51: Am I The Asshole: Cucked by My Little Brother
We make a return to "Am I The Asshole?" after far too long, and boy howdy, is this one a doozy!! ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
25:36
May 12, 2022
Minisode 50: Mark Follows Up with Dr. Drew
Minisode 50: Mark Follows Up with Dr. Drew
Mark emails Doctor Drew about his disgusting habit of masturbating in random bathrooms. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key Original audio borrowed from "Ep. 164 Split Stream w/ The Booth Boys | Dr. Drew After Dark"
21:22
May 09, 2022
Minisode 49: Another Episode about Brandon's Dick
Minisode 49: Another Episode about Brandon's Dick
Brandon's dick is so big, it got another episode. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
07:52
May 05, 2022
Minisode 48: Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Waifu Pillows
Minisode 48: Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Waifu Pillows
Sometimes, before the official recording session even starts, Mark gets the sillies. This is one of those times. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jasmine
13:41
May 02, 2022
Minisode 47: Awesome Dating Profiles: JD, Bill & Adam
Minisode 47: Awesome Dating Profiles: JD, Bill & Adam
Mark loves coming across terrible dating profiles, and he decided to share a handful of them with the boys. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
16:42
April 25, 2022
Episode 72: The Soda Episode II: Don't Ya Wanna Fanta?
Episode 72: The Soda Episode II: Don't Ya Wanna Fanta?
We here at the Sleepy Boys are somewhat connoisseurs of fine beverages, and we don't limit that to just booze. (Well, maybe except for Key). ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Chris & Jasmine
01:26:20
April 18, 2022
Episode 71: Snappy Shits
Episode 71: Snappy Shits
If you could, with a simple snap of your fingers, cause the whole world to shit themselves, would you? ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
40:26
April 04, 2022
Episode 70: The Snippet Episode III
Episode 70: The Snippet Episode III
Goddamn, we can't seem to get our schedules in line worth a shit, so here y'all go, another installation of the Snippet Episodes!! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
37:57
March 28, 2022
Minisode 46: Tattoos and Twitter
Minisode 46: Tattoos and Twitter
Mark, Key and Brandon discuss the finer details about their tattoos, and then Mark goes off about how much fun it is to fuck with Twitter. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
20:36
February 28, 2022
Minisode 45: Key Has the 'vid
Minisode 45: Key Has the 'vid
After his recent disappearance, Key feels it's necessary to fill us in on the details of his absence. ft: Brandon, Key & Mark
26:41
February 21, 2022
Episode 69: The Boys Get Nasty With It
Episode 69: The Boys Get Nasty With It
For our very special 69th episode, Mark bombards Jeff and Brandon with the usual messed-up scenarios about Donkey Kong trying to get intimate at a family dinner. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
47:11
February 07, 2022
Minisode 44: The Chad Episode
Minisode 44: The Chad Episode
Mark and Brandon get a bit silly before getting to their proper topics, making fun of the "Chads" of the world. ft: Mark & Brandon
12:22
January 31, 2022
Episode 68: Spider-Man: Oh Fuck, I Don't Know
Episode 68: Spider-Man: Oh Fuck, I Don't Know
The Boys FINALLY get around to talking about Spider-Man, and give their thoughts on the latest MCU film. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
01:17:45
January 24, 2022
Episode 67: Republicans Love the Sleepy Boys!!
Episode 67: Republicans Love the Sleepy Boys!!
As the Boys sit down and discuss gaming and food, they ponder the political affiliations of the average Sleepy Boys fan, and come to the conclusion that Republicans must be the majority. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
44:46
January 17, 2022
Minisode 43: Goofy Cries and Says Fuck
Minisode 43: Goofy Cries and Says Fuck
While waiting for the others to show up, Mark and Brandon discuss some fun ideas for the future, including video games, Lego sets to build, and the fact that Goofy crying is the funniest shit ever. ft: Mark & Brandon
22:19
January 10, 2022
Episode 66: Mark Gets Lost in the Mountains
Episode 66: Mark Gets Lost in the Mountains
Tis the season once again, and if we aren't already on Santa's naughty list, we certainly will be after this! Mark shares a story about getting lost in the woods, then the group fan-casts Batman, and to wrap it all together in a nice, neat bow, Jeff asks Mark about his browser history. Merry Christmas! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:29:44
December 25, 2021
Episode 65: The Snippet Episode II
Episode 65: The Snippet Episode II
Once again, we fall out of our regularly scheduled recording sessions, so here we are again!! Another snippet episode for y'all to enjoy!! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
35:58
December 06, 2021
Minisode 28: Penthouse Letters: A Crisply Furred Nutsack
Minisode 28: Penthouse Letters: A Crisply Furred Nutsack
**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY** After all this time, after all this waiting, Mark, Jeff and Key make their return to that unholiest of books. That's right, folks, we're going back to the Penthouse Letters for another adventure!! ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
28:02
November 22, 2021
Episode 64: Malört, We'll Have Another
Episode 64: Malört, We'll Have Another
The Sleepy Boys have bonded over a lot of things over the years, but one special type of booze is really the nail in the coffin that keeps us going strong. Malört!! We'll have another!! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
31:26
November 15, 2021
Episode 63: Trauma, Am I Right?
Episode 63: Trauma, Am I Right?
We've all got that friend that you need to ease people into when meeting them. Our friend, Brian, doesn't give people that luxury. And we love him for that. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
40:22
November 08, 2021
Episode 62: This Episode is a Traumatization
Episode 62: This Episode is a Traumatization
It's Halloween time again, and the Boys come together to give a little retrospective on one of the 80s lowest budget slasher films with the weirdest twist ending. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
52:53
November 01, 2021
Episode 61: Mark is a Full on Crazy Person
Episode 61: Mark is a Full on Crazy Person
The Boys kick back and just shoot the shit for a while while discussing dream interpretation, King Kong's dong (once again), and the idiocracy of Ben Shapiro. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Chris
57:27
October 18, 2021
Episode 60: The New MCU Review
Episode 60: The New MCU Review
**SPOILER ALERT** Mark and Brandon are throbbing to share their opinions on the new and upcoming Marvel projects, and they drag Jeff along for the whirlwind as they discuss: Black Widow Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings Venom: Let There Be Carnage Spider-Man: No Way Home What If...? ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
49:34
October 11, 2021
Episode 59: Super Mario Bros Super Movie
Episode 59: Super Mario Bros Super Movie
The Boys get together to discuss the upcoming Mario Bros film, as well as some logistics about Fa Mulan's Chinese name. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
33:29
October 04, 2021
Episode 58: Nashville Shenanigans
Episode 58: Nashville Shenanigans
Brandon tells the epic tale of Chris destroying childhood innocence. It's got everything: ladyboys, porn parodies, and happy endings. Fun to be had by all! ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
53:48
September 20, 2021
Episode 57: Snow White's Problematic Hubby
Episode 57: Snow White's Problematic Hubby
Being left to their own devices for the night, Mark and Jeff discuss the terrible truths about Snow White's relationship, share a few jokes, and Mark gives Jeff the 411 on one of his roommates. ft: Mark & Jeff
37:25
September 13, 2021
Episode 56: The Avengers' Browser History
Episode 56: The Avengers' Browser History
The Boys start taking a bit of a step back into the nerdy community, talking about Star Wars, comics, the Avengers, and of course, our favorite methods for offing a person. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & (kinda) Chris
01:07:24
September 06, 2021
Episode 55: Chris's Sex Dungeon
Episode 55: Chris's Sex Dungeon
The Boys are all together for the first time in the podcast's history! And naturally, the topic of Mark's private habits comes into question. Because that's just how the show works. We don't agree with it either, but we can't stop him. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Chris & special guest Aaron
01:18:17
August 30, 2021
Episode 54: Chris-Chan
Episode 54: Chris-Chan
With everything going on in the world this year, we never expected to hear the terrible news of what Chris-Chan has been doing with her mother. It's kind of the most messed up thing ever. Also, we talk about the Loki series and sex toys. So, you know, the usual. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jet Jaguar, Chris & special guest Jasmine (aka HR)
01:03:35
August 09, 2021
Episode 53: Corkscrewy Ducks
Episode 53: Corkscrewy Ducks
The boys take some time out of their busy schedule to talk about duck anatomy, different video games, and some qualms they have about various fast foods. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Jet Jaguar
01:14:06
August 02, 2021
Episode 52: The Brown Episode III: Revenge of the Scat
Episode 52: The Brown Episode III: Revenge of the Scat
Our show today started off innocent enough; Jeff talks about his weight loss, Mark talks about his long week, and the Boys discuss the idea of Speedsters once again. Needless to say, it doesn't take long until the poop stories make a return. It's kind of horrible. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris
01:34:24
July 26, 2021
Episode 51: Is It a Fetish?
Episode 51: Is It a Fetish?
The Boys get together to discuss Mark's weird thing about bathrooms to determine the question: Is it a fetish? Then they talk about Disney World and it gets weirder from there. ft: Mark, Jeff, Key, Jet Jaguar and Brandon
01:43:49
July 19, 2021
Episode 50: Sugar Bombs
Episode 50: Sugar Bombs
Back to the old days, folks! Brandon and Mark discuss the always incredible idea of animal kinks, cock-blocking Chris, and the world connecting Sugar Bombs of Fallout, the Incredibles and Calvin & Hobbes. ft: Brandon & Mark
01:04:35
July 12, 2021
Episode 49: The Snippet Episode
Episode 49: The Snippet Episode
The Boys have all been so goddamn busy that we can't seem to get our recording times lined up. So instead, Mark took some unused segments from yesteryears and threw them together in a lil compilation for you guys! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jet
55:04
July 05, 2021
Episode 48: J-Squared Tries to Get a Hooker
Episode 48: J-Squared Tries to Get a Hooker
The boys listen (in amusement and horror) as Jet tells the story of how he got in trouble with the cartel. More than likely, he's overreacting, but hey, we're bad people, so we kinda wanna see how this one plays out. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris & Jet Jaguar
01:09:11
June 28, 2021
Episode 47: Nostalgia for the Good Ol' Days
Episode 47: Nostalgia for the Good Ol' Days
Jeff and Mark are left to their own devices, and they discuss some odd sexual tendencies of the animal kingdom, bullies from middle school, and the awesomeness that was Ben 10. ft: Mark & Jeff
42:56
June 21, 2021
Episode 46: A Year With the Sleepy Boys
Episode 46: A Year With the Sleepy Boys
Holy shit, we never suspected we would make it this far! But now here we are, a year later, triple the hosts, and we still wanna fucking kill ourselves. On the bright side, all six of us showed up and we are all still alive! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jet Jaguar & Chris
02:02:37
June 15, 2021
Episode 45: The Coopers Are Fuckin'
Episode 45: The Coopers Are Fuckin'
Chris joins the boys once again, and we discuss what the future of the podcast holds. If we ever get a fan-base, we truly do hope that they are all just goddamn gremlins. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris
45:28
June 13, 2021
Episode 44: Brokeback Brandon
Episode 44: Brokeback Brandon
The Boys get together and discuss Mark's final moments in Austin, and it gets weird. Then, Mark talks about another restaurant idea he has, which makes things even weirder. So... Typical podcast episode. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
36:41
June 11, 2021
Minisode 41: Mark's Bad Dragon Obsession
Minisode 41: Mark's Bad Dragon Obsession
It's no secret that Mark is a dirty motherfucker. In fact, there are constant reminders all over this show. It's also no secret that Mark's dad is a real piece of shit. So, today we brought both parts of that together for you. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
20:54
June 09, 2021
Minisode 40: The Soda Episode
Minisode 40: The Soda Episode
Somehow, in the midst of all of the filthy conversation we have as a collective, we managed to spend almost a half-hour talking about nothing but soda. We are just as astounded as you are if we are being 100% honest. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jeff
25:03
June 06, 2021
Minisode 39: Trail of Tears
Minisode 39: Trail of Tears
We have a more serious conversation, regarding the unfortunate racism in America. There isn't a punchline here, it's just a sad reality that we have. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris
13:05
June 04, 2021
Minisode 38: The Brown Episode 2: Return of the Shit
Minisode 38: The Brown Episode 2: Return of the Shit
The Boys make a return to the toilet humor with the second episode that focuses on... well, shit. It's been a while, but we finally came full circle back to the dumper, y'all! ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
16:54
June 02, 2021
Minisode 37: Chunky Kum
Minisode 37: Chunky Kum
Mark asks the guys a horrible, horrible question involving a less than liquid ejaculation. Naturally it doesn't take long for him to connect that to Donkey Kong's super strong companion. Then Jeff and Brandon discuss what could happen if Mark doesn't stop lying. Whatever. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff
28:15
May 30, 2021
Minisode 36: Mark's Hentai Preferences
Minisode 36: Mark's Hentai Preferences
Adult cartoons are weird. You've got movies like CoolWorld, tv series like South Park, and then there are pornos. Like Fritz the Cat. Once we get on that topic, of course Mark makes it all about himself. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff
16:32
May 28, 2021
Minisode 35: Mark is a Broken Man
Minisode 35: Mark is a Broken Man
Somehow, once again we arrive on the topic of porn, but thankfully someone gets us off topic and we talk about AirBnBs. As one does. ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff
14:19
May 26, 2021
Episode 43: Mark's Fursuit
Episode 43: Mark's Fursuit
Chris returns to the show, and the boys beg the poor guy to help make a fursuit for Mark when he makes his inevitable return to Texas. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Chris
37:34
May 23, 2021
Episode 42: Cum Jars
Episode 42: Cum Jars
Mark has to sit down and explain to this group of grown ass men what the Rainbow Dash jar experiment was. And, naturally, they are mortified. As a group of grown ass men should be. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
32:39
May 21, 2021
Episode 41: Haunted Places
Episode 41: Haunted Places
The Boys discuss some spooky places around the world and come up with the exciting plan to scare the everlovin' shit out of Key one day. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
38:29
May 19, 2021
Minisode 34: Mark and His Stupid Memes
Minisode 34: Mark and His Stupid Memes
Mark cracks up at the stupidity of modern humor. Jeff and Brandon beg him to stop, but there's no stopping him once he gets on that train. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
18:21
May 16, 2021
Episode 40: Pat from College
Episode 40: Pat from College
Jeff talks about another of his college buddies, Pat. Apparently Pat was a party dude. Then the discussion moves over to the homeless issue and the lack of help that they receive. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
35:10
May 14, 2021
Minisode 33: Space Jam & Jeff, the Science Guy
Minisode 33: Space Jam & Jeff, the Science Guy
With the upcoming Space Jam sequel, the Boys discuss the most important aspect of the new film: Lola Bunny. Then Jeff starts to impress Mark and Brandon with his science knowledge. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
20:55
May 12, 2021
Minisode 32: Hangovers, Chris Farley and Scott Pilgrim
Minisode 32: Hangovers, Chris Farley and Scott Pilgrim
The Boys hit on the finer points of drinking and how the next mornings go. Drinking isn't always glamorous, but we Boys can still get behind it from time to time. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
28:32
May 09, 2021
Minisode 31: Matthew Lillard and Yearbooks
Minisode 31: Matthew Lillard and Yearbooks
The Boys talk about the magnificent human being that is Matthew Lillard, and the useless keepsakes that were high school yearbooks. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
14:14
May 07, 2021
Minisode 30: Spooky Stories and Modern Television
Minisode 30: Spooky Stories and Modern Television
Jeff recounts a scary Japanese folk story about a kidnapping demon woman, then on a lighter note, we talk about Animaniacs and that 70s Show.  ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
20:46
May 05, 2021
Minisode 29: Ligma Schweddy Balls
Minisode 29: Ligma Schweddy Balls
Our good friend Chris joins us on the show as we talk about horror flicks, science and well... balls. Because it just wouldn't be a Sleepy Boys episode without talking about balls. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and special guest Chris Banks
26:46
May 02, 2021
Minisode 28: Shower Beers
Minisode 28: Shower Beers
Brandon shares a story from his youth about the troubles he had tryna buy video games, and then Mark shares yet another embarrassing story about when he was caught drinking in the shower. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
20:40
April 30, 2021
Minisode 27: Space Jam 2
Minisode 27: Space Jam 2
The Boys are back together and hitting their roots! We're talking about the upcoming Space Jam sequel and the sex scenes from animated movies. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
18:54
April 28, 2021
Minisode 26: Mark's Big Plans!
Minisode 26: Mark's Big Plans!
Mark, Brandon and Jeff discuss the future of a new addition to the Sleepy Boys cast, the Easter Bear. While, he's new to the team, Mark has big plans for him, and then regales the boys about his upcoming role in the local kickball league. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
18:01
April 25, 2021
Episode 39: High School Stories
Episode 39: High School Stories
Mark and Brandon went to high school together. This was established long ago, but they have some memories to share about one of the most singularly hated men on the staff at that school. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:16:14
April 21, 2021
Minisode 25: Final Fantasy Movies
Minisode 25: Final Fantasy Movies
While waiting for Brandon to get on for the show, Mark, Key and Jeff discuss Destroy Dick December and Final Fantasy movies in all their glory. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
11:36
April 18, 2021
Minisode 24: Fighting My Nephew
Minisode 24: Fighting My Nephew
Family is hard sometime. Mark spends a lot of time with family, and you just gotta fight them. It happens. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jeff
12:34
April 16, 2021
Minisode 23: TV Shows and Adaptations
Minisode 23: TV Shows and Adaptations
While waiting for our normally scheduled recording sesh, Mark, Key and Jeff discuss the pros and cons of various TV shows and adaptions from manga to anime. ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
12:52
April 14, 2021
Minisode 22: Porn Names
Minisode 22: Porn Names
The Boys take some time to learn each other's porn names, and some of us have MUCH better porn names than others, to say the least. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
14:30
April 11, 2021
Minisode 21: Sexy Serial Killers
Minisode 21: Sexy Serial Killers
Mark, Brandon and Jeff discuss some of the worst kind of people, but like, purely for the sexual tension it provides us. Yeah, we are well aware of how fucked up we are. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
10:20
April 09, 2021
Minisode 20: Oney & PsychicPebbles and Rocky Balboa
Minisode 20: Oney & PsychicPebbles and Rocky Balboa
Mark, Brandon and Key spend some time discussing the tragedy of Oney and Pebble's lost show, why Mark does Rocky impressions, and Brandon's alcoholism. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key
15:29
April 09, 2021
Episode 38: Parent's Porn Tape and Some Good Vibes
Episode 38: Parent's Porn Tape and Some Good Vibes
What starts off as some scarring stories from his youth ends up turning into a really nice chat about the meaning of life and death. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
01:25:13
April 02, 2021
Minisode 19: Falcon and the Winter Soldier
Minisode 19: Falcon and the Winter Soldier
With the new Marvel Cinematic Universe series on Disney+, Jeff and Brandon come together again to give some thoughts and feedback to the first episode and get really horny for the future of the series. ft: Brandon & Jeff
29:13
March 31, 2021
Episode 37: The Snyder Cut
Episode 37: The Snyder Cut
Mark, Brandon and Jeff sit down and discuss how much better Zack Snyder's cut was than the "Josstice" League. Needless to say, there's a lot to be said. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
01:48:59
March 26, 2021
Minisode 18: Grindr @ the Airport
Minisode 18: Grindr @ the Airport
A tale that took place back in August of 2020, Mark regales Brandon about the sheer sexual desire that just oozes from him. ft: Mark & Brandon
14:26
March 24, 2021
Minisode 17: Brandon's Nasty Taste in Music
Minisode 17: Brandon's Nasty Taste in Music
Brandon had a bad day at work, and he needs to vent to his best good friends, Mark & Key. Apparently Cherry Bomb is not an empowering song for young women, but instead classifies as nasty. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
17:01
March 21, 2021
Minisode 16: Brandon's in a Baaaad Mood
Minisode 16: Brandon's in a Baaaad Mood
A segment from a bygone era, back when the "Sleepy Boys" were just Mark & Brandon. Sometimes, you just have bad days, and you just gotta tell your bestest friend Mark about it. ft: Mark & Brandon
09:06
March 19, 2021
Minisode 15: Han Solo, Daft Punk and Some Crabby Nipple Tassels
Minisode 15: Han Solo, Daft Punk and Some Crabby Nipple Tassels
The Sleepy Boys discuss the news of Daft Punk's disbanding, Indiana Jones and the implications of piercing Brandon's nipples with a giant crab. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
17:18
March 17, 2021
Minisode 14: Key Goes to a Wedding
Minisode 14: Key Goes to a Wedding
While Key had the best intention, telling the boys about his experience at a wedding, Mark had to come along and drag a nutsack across the whole ordeal by talking about penis again. ft: Key, Mark, Brandon & Jeff
17:34
March 10, 2021
Minisode 13: Am I the Asshole: My Ex Ruined My Legos!!
Minisode 13: Am I the Asshole: My Ex Ruined My Legos!!
In today's special episode, Jeff asks the important questions about whether or not people are "The Asshole" in their given situations. From suing your ex over Legos to berating your daughter for her sexuality, it get's really real. ft: Jeff, Brandon, Mark & Key
25:42
March 03, 2021
Minisode 12: American Girl Dolls
Minisode 12: American Girl Dolls
Jeff manages to anger the Karens on Facebook over something as trivial as the American Girl Dolls. What a fucking time to be alive! ft: Jeff, Mark, Brandon & Key
28:00
February 24, 2021
Episode 36: The Boys Start a Cult?
Episode 36: The Boys Start a Cult?
Mark, Jeff and Brandon spend some quality time shitting on Mark, deciding what kind of cult leaders we should be, and what our names mean. Needless to say, Jeff's may be the sexiest. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
50:25
February 17, 2021
Episode 35: Penthouse Letters: Leather Daddy
Episode 35: Penthouse Letters: Leather Daddy
Mark got his hands on a Penthouse Letter's book. Naturally, he needs to share with his boys. This was a story that ignited the flames of disgust and fear from nearly all the Sleepy Boys. Except Mark. Mark fucking loved it. Read by Mark, from "Leather-Clad Biker Ignites a Lifetime of Lust for One Lucky Lady" by Ms. T.R. from Boston, Massachusetts, Letters to Penthouse XXXXII: Hot and Horny in Class ft: Mark, Brandon, Key and Jeff
35:04
February 15, 2021
Episode 34: Be Our (Early) Valentine?
Episode 34: Be Our (Early) Valentine?
It's (almost) the most romantic day of the year. What better way to spend it than taking a trip back to Mark and Brandon's high school days to hear stories of love and lust. Most lust though. Let's be real here. Mark is just the worst. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:01:38
February 13, 2021
Minisode 11: People Might Be Dumb
Minisode 11: People Might Be Dumb
Jeff brings us some news of things on the outside world. Cannonball gender reveals, Gorilla Glue misuse and asshole white people opting out of Black History Month. Welcome to 2021, y'all! ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jeff
19:31
February 11, 2021
Episode 33: We Miss Brandon
Episode 33: We Miss Brandon
For the first time in Sleepy Boys history, we have to do an episode without Brandon. We miss the boy, but the show must go on! Whether it be late, without all of us, or if the goddamn world is on fire, THE SHOW MUST GO ON! ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
40:43
February 08, 2021
Episode 32: The Boys Try Dating (and it goes poorly)
Episode 32: The Boys Try Dating (and it goes poorly)
Jeff and Mark recount some stories from their past dating experiences. They like to think they're decent people, but eh... You can be the judges of that. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:09:49
January 29, 2021
Episode 31: Mark Clones Brandon
Episode 31: Mark Clones Brandon
The Boys discuss the legalities of cloning, murder and adult activities with said clones. Mark recalls some of his favorite European rulers, and the boys have a good old time discussing what life would be life if we put Mark's brain in Brandon's body. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:15:30
January 20, 2021
Episode 30: Bobby
Episode 30: Bobby
The Boys give Jeff the reins and take a journey through the streets of Chicago to discuss college parties, ambulances, Pokémon and of course, the infamous Bobby. No lie, this Bobby guy sounds like a gosh darn legend. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:18:46
January 13, 2021
Episode 29: The Boys Get Symbiotic
Episode 29: The Boys Get Symbiotic
New Year, old Sleepy Boys. What can we say, we can't stay away from talking about inappropriate topics. We discuss the popular Yakuza tradition of "pearling", the necessity we have for Shrek, and the amazing character of Venom. Too bad we can't prevent Sony from making Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man... ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
58:34
January 06, 2021
Episode 28: Farmer's Only & The DCEU 2.0
Episode 28: Farmer's Only & The DCEU 2.0
Back in late July of 2020, Mark and Brandon sat down and threw a bitch fit about the DCEU. Since then, Mark has seen Wonder Woman (2017). We brought fan and friend, Jet, on the show to give us his insight on Wonder Woman 1984, as well as the DCEU as a whole. Then we signed up for Farmers Only accounts and things got weird really fast. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and special guest "Jet"
01:37:21
January 01, 2021
Minisode 10: Lord Sleepy Boys
Minisode 10: Lord Sleepy Boys
The Sleepy Boys found out that you can get a lordship in Scotland and we are excited. Whether or not we buy them at all, we may start calling ourselves lords irregardless. ft: Lord Mark, Lord Brandon, Lord Jeff, Lord Key
14:03
December 27, 2020
Episode 27: Another Year, Another Lump of Coal
Episode 27: Another Year, Another Lump of Coal
It's the holidays, and we here at the Sleepy Boys headquarters want you and your family to know how much we love you. We are all one big happy family. And family is about sharing. Like the horrible, completely fucked up things that we are sharing with you today. From Christmas porn to iconic songs, nothing is off our table this year. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:32:02
December 23, 2020
Episode 26: The Brown Episode
Episode 26: The Brown Episode
Sometimes you start off talking about cheeseburgers and chili, and end up talking about childhood trauma and sporting event diarrheas. Circle of life, y'all. Circle of life. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:50:03
December 14, 2020
Minisode 9: Marvel & Star Wars News
Minisode 9: Marvel & Star Wars News
Brandon heard some cool news about the future of these awesome franchises, and the Sleepy Boys want to discuss them at length! Also, the first episode with Key's new intro theme!! ft: Brandon, Mark, Jeff & Key
23:59
December 13, 2020
Episode 25: Doritos and Death Notes and Deer, Oh My!
Episode 25: Doritos and Death Notes and Deer, Oh My!
The Boys stay fairly clean with today's episode, focusing on the unsexual side of glory holes, the endless possibilities of the Death Note, and what to do if confronted by a swarm of carnivorous deer.
01:14:31
December 07, 2020
Episode 24: King Kong Hentai & Brandon Vore
Episode 24: King Kong Hentai & Brandon Vore
Well, we are back here on the King Kong train. Wait. That was a bad choice of words. We're not running a train on King Kong. But yeah, we are talking about King Kong again today. ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
51:03
November 30, 2020
Episode 23: Mark is Severely Traumatized
Episode 23: Mark is Severely Traumatized
It's Thanksgiving, and what better way to celebrate then a horrific tale of Mark's experiences? It really brings together all of the wonderful familial energy of the Sleepy Boys, and makes for some raunchy table talk. ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:15:05
November 26, 2020
Episode 22: King Kong, More Like King Simp
Episode 22: King Kong, More Like King Simp
The Boys come together to discuss the fact that King Kong could never physically get with a girl like that. Or could he....? Find out on todays super special episode! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:07:51
November 16, 2020
Episode 21: Penguin, It's What's for Dinner
Episode 21: Penguin, It's What's for Dinner
Mark and Brandon discuss the finer things in life, like exotic dining, meeting movie producers, and the geocentric location of a centaur's phallus. This is sure to be one for the ages. ft: Mark & Brandon
52:53
November 09, 2020
Minisode 8: Brandon's Hot Hot Dick
Minisode 8: Brandon's Hot Hot Dick
Brandon's dick is so big, it got its own minisode. ft: Mark, Jeff, Key & Brandon
08:05
November 04, 2020
Episode 20: Moonrise with the Spooky Boys
Episode 20: Moonrise with the Spooky Boys
It's Halloween, and the boys are getting together to tell ghost stories, comment on porn, and of course, try to summon a demon. There's bound to be laughs and cries abound on this most spooky of nights! ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
01:14:44
October 31, 2020
Episode 19: Pulling Teeth
Episode 19: Pulling Teeth
Brandon and Mark get back to their roots, discussing early schooling, the concept of Bone Fairies and give a gentle reminder to our listeners to vote. It's like pulling teeth getting these two on the horn at the same time. ft: Mark & Brandon
48:28
October 26, 2020
Episode 18: Key Falls Victim to Mark's Fuckery
Episode 18: Key Falls Victim to Mark's Fuckery
Key hasn't know Mark for nearly as long as Brandon has, and in the early days of their relationship, Mark was given the opportunity to fuck with him. And it was glorious. Also, we discuss PETA, Spider-Man for the PS4 and Catholicism. ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine
01:30:57
October 19, 2020
Episode 17: Furries and Mark's General Fuckery
Episode 17: Furries and Mark's General Fuckery
Mark is well known in his friend group for being a fuckerer, and Brandon often finds himself in an awkward position when he does so. Also, sometimes Brandon gets personal with the Furry community. Who are we to judge? ft: Mark & Brandon
01:05:11
October 12, 2020
Episode 16: Alternate Realities and Jod Makes His Return
Episode 16: Alternate Realities and Jod Makes His Return
The Sleepy Boys get existential as fuck this week, talking about some alternate realities, whether 2020 is some sort of cosmic punishment, and whether Taco Bell will sponsor us. Also, some important news for the future! ft: Mark & Brandon
01:05:12
October 05, 2020
Minisode 7: Super Craft Bros!
Minisode 7: Super Craft Bros!
Mark's been speculating for months on what the new characters for Smash would be, but none of us Sleepy Boys expected it to be Steve. And Alex. And a Zombie. And a noodle limbed Enderman. Like what the fuck? ft: Mark, Key & Brandon
11:06
October 03, 2020
Episode 15: A Poorly Designed Pizza Oven
Episode 15: A Poorly Designed Pizza Oven
In Key's debut appearance on the show, the boys spend some time discussing what Mark's future pizza shop will look like, the type of porn stars we are into, and obviously, Key's path to music. Buckle the fuck up, this one is a bit dicey! ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
01:18:35
September 28, 2020
Episode 14: Pokemon and Bad Dreams
Episode 14: Pokemon and Bad Dreams
Brandon and Mark raise a glass to the first Pokemon Movie turning 21 this year, and then Mark gets into the nitty gritty of a recent nightmare he had. Good times will be had by all, probably! ft: Mark & Brandon
36:44
September 21, 2020
Episode 13: Computer Troubles and Fast Food Fuck Ups
Episode 13: Computer Troubles and Fast Food Fuck Ups
We all love to eat fast food, but sometimes there are problems with your order. Also, Brandon's computer is shitting the bed. ft: Mark & Brandon
40:30
September 14, 2020
Episode 12: Video Games Got Us Stressed As Fuck!!
Episode 12: Video Games Got Us Stressed As Fuck!!
Everyone knows those levels from your favorite games that just make you scream and throw the controller down before turning the TV off and hiding beneath your covers. Right? ft: Mark & Brandon
35:53
September 08, 2020
Minisode 6: Remembering Chadwick Boseman
Minisode 6: Remembering Chadwick Boseman
We take a few moments to remember a great actor and a great person. ft: Mark & Brandon
19:32
September 02, 2020
Episode 11: Happy NOT Thanksgiving!
Episode 11: Happy NOT Thanksgiving!
Mark is a little confused about what month it is, but Brandon is not having any of his shit! ft: Mark & Brandon
57:15
August 31, 2020
Episode 10: Pyramid Scheme Fuckery!!
Episode 10: Pyramid Scheme Fuckery!!
In Jeff's debut appearance on the show, we discuss the finer things in life: making out with tigers, pyramid schemes and branding vaginas. Gotta keep it classy, as always! Ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
01:18:48
August 28, 2020
Episode 9: Mark Don't Fuck With Fashion!
Episode 9: Mark Don't Fuck With Fashion!
Mark has some stories to tell, and he's gonna punish Brandon by making him listen! ft: Mark & Brandon
01:01:48
August 24, 2020
Episode 8: The DCEU done FUCK'D up!
Episode 8: The DCEU done FUCK'D up!
What was almost a calm and collected discussion quickly devolved into a terrible yelling match between two best friends. Fuck the DCEU's Doomsday. Fuck him. ft: Mark & Brandon
53:18
August 17, 2020
Episode 7: Olympians and Vampire MILFs
Episode 7: Olympians and Vampire MILFs
Wow, just wow. Where to even begin? This episode has it all! Olympians, porn, vampires, truckers and of course, the ever-talented Tara Strong! LISTEN AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION! ft: Mark & Brandon
52:24
August 10, 2020
Episode 6: Mark Probably Won't Do a Murder
Episode 6: Mark Probably Won't Do a Murder
The Sleepyboys are talking about a bunch of stuff today! DC's fuckups, sticking your arm in lava, potential murder and of course, Splash Mountain. Lotta great topics, with so little time! ft: Mark & Brandon
43:03
August 03, 2020
Episode 5: We Want the Marvel vs DC 2.0
Episode 5: We Want the Marvel vs DC 2.0
Today, the Sleepyboys officially get back to their roots and talk about some geeky shit! Also, Brandon probably doesn't have the 'rona! ft: Mark & Brandon
36:31
July 27, 2020
Minisode 5: Fuck the Karens and the Millennials
Minisode 5: Fuck the Karens and the Millennials
There are some people out there that just piss you off to no end. In today's day and age, those people are Karens, and for some groups, the Millennials. Let's talk about both of them, huh? ft: Mark & Brandon
24:29
July 20, 2020
Minisode 4: Spongebob Porn
Minisode 4: Spongebob Porn
We are celebrating Spongebob's 34th birthday, and of course, Twitter has to ruin it by making it all about porn. ft: Mark & Brandon
12:12
July 15, 2020
Episode 4: Black Lives Matter
Episode 4: Black Lives Matter
The time has come for us, not as the Sleepy Boys, not as a community, not as a nation, but as a united world, to come together and speak up. We are in 2020, not the fucking stone age. Black Lives Matter, and we are not going to keep our mouths shut about this issue. ft: Mark & Brandon
56:51
July 13, 2020
Minisode 3: Those That We've Lost in 2020
Minisode 3: Those That We've Lost in 2020
Celebrities die. But for some reason, this year we seem to notice it more. We will miss all of you, as well as any of those less famous people that have died. Never forget. We are ALL in this together. ft: Mark & Brandon
19:60
July 09, 2020
Minisode 2: Kanye 4 Prez
Minisode 2: Kanye 4 Prez
Is this the real life? Like now? Did Kanye really say he's running for President? The Sleepy Boys have some things to say about that.... ft: Mark & Brandon
17:35
July 07, 2020
Minisode 1: Plandemic
Minisode 1: Plandemic
Taking a quick detour after our ride through 2020: Let's talk about fucking Plandemic! ft: Mark & Brandon
11:18
July 06, 2020
Episode 3: The Shit Show That is 2020
Episode 3: The Shit Show That is 2020
Most of life is a rollercoaster. Ups and downs. Sometimes, you get thrown for a loop, turned upside down, go through the dark. But there's always an end to that ride. Except fucking 2020. 2020 is like the whole fucking amusement park. On like an endless loop. Can we just get off this fucking ride? ft: Mark & Brandon
01:00:33
July 01, 2020
Episode 2: Things Humans Have Had Sex With
Episode 2: Things Humans Have Had Sex With
Brandon looks absolutely fire today, and Mark is having a hard time keeping it in his pants! Today, we are gonna cover Human Sexuality, Scary Prehistoric Birds and  the new Kingdom Hearts Games. ft: Mark & Brandon
39:39
June 22, 2020
Episode 1: Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys
Episode 1: Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys
Brandon and Mark are tired, but goddamn it, they are gonna try to make cohesive statements! Today, we are gonna cover the Arrowverse, Pokemon and other random shit. ft: Mark & Brandon
37:43
June 15, 2020