Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys
By The Sleepy Boys
Featuring: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Chris, Jasmine, Pat, Jose, and Angel
Sunrise with the Sleepy BoysOct 04, 2021
AI Generated Nightmares
AI is getting to be pretty f*cking good at the whole creating terrible artwork thing, so naturally, we decided it's time for us to get our feet WHET!
ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
Episode 100: Terrible TV Shows are Amazing!!
There are thousands of well-done television shows out there, but sometimes we just enjoy sitting back and watching the really bad ones. And usually, they are so bad that they're amazing.
ft: Mark, Jeff & Angel
Episode 99: Smooth Brains
There is something absolutely staggering about people being incapable of imagining hypothetical questions, or even having an in-depth thought process within their own brains. So, we smooth brains are going to discuss it.
ft: Mark, Jeff & Angel
Episode 98: Really Strong Weed Almost Killed Mark
Sometimes, you just gotta try new things in life, and this new weed that Mark was given hit really hard. Like... REALLY hard.
ft: Mark, Brandon & Angel
Episode 97: Ice Cream Fixes Damn Near Everything!
When things get rough and you just need a quick fix, we recommend your favorite frozen treat.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Jasmine & Jose
Episode 96: Selling Feet Pics
Times have gotten tough for all of us, but we have a sexy solution!!
ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Jasmine & Jose
Episode 95: Twink Adjacent
We love making fun of our boy, Key, especially when he isn't around to defend himself. It's gotten so bad that even his wife calls him the twink of the friend group.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine & Jose
Episode 94: Three Years Later and We Still Have Things to B*tch About!!
It's been three years (to the day, no less) since Mark and Brandon started up this little hobby, and while the cast has expanded, our mission has stayed the same: be the absolute worst production team on the entire internet.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine, Pat & Angel
Episode 93: The Brown Episode 4: Traumatic Sports
With the new members of the show, there are a lot of stories from the early days that they never got to fully experience, so Mark brings back one of his favorite poop stories: The Orange Sleeve.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine, Jose & Key
Minisode 62: Penthouse Letters: Tiny Sports Car
**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**
Time to return to the big book of erotica as Mark, Jeff, and Key enjoy an elaborate (and probably fictitious) journey through a highway romp in an itty bitty sports car.
ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
Episode 92: Batmark and Chris-Chan's Return
It was the bats of times, it was the worst of times, and Mark enjoyed every second of his time as Batman. Also, Chris-Chan got out of prison or whatever.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Brian & Angel
Episode 91: New Hobbies
Mark has some weird hobbies already, but apparently, his newest hobbies involve gaslighting people on the internet more than he already did!
ft: Mark, Brandon, Brian & Angel
Minisode 61: Mark Goes to a College Party
To celebrate the green holiday, Mark recounts the story of his first college party.
ft: Mark & Brandon
Episode 90: Getting Waxed and Pierced
Mark has a big mouth and likes to make wagers he doesn't think he will have to follow up on. Unfortunately in this case, it involves him getting waxed!!
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Angel, Brian & Jose
Episode 89: ADHD with the Sleepy Boys
During the first recording session Angel joined the show for, things were all over the place. There was no rhyme or reason, and things were just kinda fun for everyone.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Brian, Jose & Angel
Minisode 60: The Shitty Taint Known as Scott
Mark and Brandon's relationship hit some murky waters with the involvement of a certain old co-worker. This is the general story of where things went amiss.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Brian, Jose & Angel
Episode 88: Penthouse Letters: Backstage Passes
**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**
Every so often, Mark cracks open the big book of Penthouse Letters and gives the Boys a little readthrough. Today's story is about getting those ever-so-exciting passes to go backstage.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
Episode 87: Pirate Jeff
Jeff is probably going to eventually become a pirate, so may as well get the process started now.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
Episode 86: Questions for Vanya
We finally got her! We finally got Mark's imaginary girlfriend on the show, and she is here to set the record straight on how amazing Mark is at being the worst. Also, her name is actually Angel. Mark is just a dumbass.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Jose, Brian and Vanya/Angel
Episode 85: Key's Sex Life
Of all of the Sleepy Boys, Key manages to be the most prudish, and we will be damned if we don't pry his sexual deviancies out of him.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
Minisode 59: Bullying Key Because It's Fun
Sometimes it's nice to just kick back and pick on the little guy.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Chris
Episode 84: A Bit More About Vanya
Since nobody can believe there is a woman out there that finds Mark attractive, Vanya comes up in conversation quite a lot. Mostly because they want to make sure she is real.
ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
Minisode 58: The Abandonment Boys
We here at the Sleepy Boys are all broken and damaged goods, and we are 100% aware of just how bad of abandonment issues we all have. Depression is no joke, but we try to make the best of it.
ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris
Minisode 57: Mark's Phat D*ldo
An older recording session, Mark and Brandon share a story of some unexpected discoveries while hanging out one Saturday night.
ft. Mark, Brandon and Jeff
Episode 83: A Terrible Resident Evil Literotica
Since Mark's been struggling with Resident Evil, Brian made a special request for an erotic reading. It gets terrible really fast.
ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and Chris
Episode 82: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer
Mark found an amazing erotica novella, and he decided to share with the rest of the Boys! Thanks to Storm Crow Books for writing this incredible piece of literature!!
ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat and Jose
Episode 81: Mark's VRGF
Mark recently met a fine woman on VR Chat, and has subsequently become enamored with her. And she listens to this podcast! Hi Vanya!!
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat & Jose
Minisode 56: Key is Our Cute Little Twink
It's never okay to gaslight your friends into thinking that they are femboys. Unless it's just really fucking funny.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jasmine, Pat & Jose
Episode 80: Jeff (Kinda) Steals a Car
Pat returns for another episode where he gives us some of the juicy deets on Jeff's antics in college.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Pat
Minisode 55: Penthouse Letters: The Sexy Housesitter
**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**
After far too long, we once again return to the big book of Penthouse Letters to read a terrible story about adult concepts and fuckery.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
Minisode 54: Mark Isn't Catfishing Somebody
In our last episode, Mark was called out for historically catfishing somebody. This is that particular incident, which will show that Mark's intention was not to do so. Originally recorded back in January 2021.
ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff
Episode 79: The Other Pat from College
After months of begging us, we finally allowed Jeff to bring his friend Pat on the show. What Mark didn't realize is that it is in fact, not the same Pat from Episode 40.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & special guest Pat
Episode 78: Squat Plugs
Mark's roommate Steven (not Hawking) is a bit gullible, and the time has come to give some insight into his life.
ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
Minisode 53: Am I The Asshole: My Girlfriend's Dad is Gay
Jeff isn't here tonight, but in his honor, Mark has some more "Am I The Asshole"s for the boys.
ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
Minisode 52: Key Comes Back and Torments Steven Hawking
Episode 77: Two Years Later and We're Still on That Bullshit!
After two full years with this stupid podcast, we get together to celebrate how awesome we are, but also how terrible of friends we are.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Key
Episode 76: Terrible Morals for Our Listeners
While sharing stories around the proverbial campfire, the Boys give some of the worst life advice anybody has ever heard.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine
Episode 75: Mark's Customer Service Voice
The guys don't believe that Mark can turn on the charm when he works, so naturally, Mark has to turn it on.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
Episode 74: The Boys Get Potty Trained
There are some weird products on the internet, specifically all of the various training potties.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
Episode 73: Doctor Strange in the Sleepy-Verse
SPOILER ALERT
Mark, Brandon, Jeff & (for a brief period) Chris come together to discuss the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and it eventually connects to Amber Heard shitting on Johnny Depp's bed.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris
Minisode 51: Am I The Asshole: Cucked by My Little Brother
We make a return to "Am I The Asshole?" after far too long, and boy howdy, is this one a doozy!!
ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
Minisode 50: Mark Follows Up with Dr. Drew
Mark emails Doctor Drew about his disgusting habit of masturbating in random bathrooms.
ft: Mark, Jeff & Key
Original audio borrowed from "Ep. 164 Split Stream w/ The Booth Boys | Dr. Drew After Dark"
Minisode 49: Another Episode about Brandon's Dick
Brandon's dick is so big, it got another episode.
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine
Minisode 48: Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Waifu Pillows
Sometimes, before the official recording session even starts, Mark gets the sillies. This is one of those times.
ft: Mark, Brandon & Jasmine
Minisode 47: Awesome Dating Profiles: JD, Bill & Adam
Mark loves coming across terrible dating profiles, and he decided to share a handful of them with the boys.
ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
Episode 72: The Soda Episode II: Don't Ya Wanna Fanta?
We here at the Sleepy Boys are somewhat connoisseurs of fine beverages, and we don't limit that to just booze. (Well, maybe except for Key).
ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Chris & Jasmine
Episode 71: Snappy Shits
If you could, with a simple snap of your fingers, cause the whole world to shit themselves, would you?
ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff
Episode 70: The Snippet Episode III
Goddamn, we can't seem to get our schedules in line worth a shit, so here y'all go, another installation of the Snippet Episodes!!
ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key
Minisode 46: Tattoos and Twitter
Mark, Key and Brandon discuss the finer details about their tattoos, and then Mark goes off about how much fun it is to fuck with Twitter.
ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
Minisode 45: Key Has the 'vid
After his recent disappearance, Key feels it's necessary to fill us in on the details of his absence.
ft: Brandon, Key & Mark