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Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

Sunrise with the Sleepy Boys

By The Sleepy Boys

Just a group of friends that have things to say. We're not the best podcast on the web, but we have a blast doing it!

Featuring: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Chris, Jasmine, Pat, Jose, Brian and Angel
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Episode 61: Mark is a Full on Crazy Person

Sunrise with the Sleepy BoysOct 18, 2021

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Episode 100: Terrible TV Shows are Amazing!!

Episode 100: Terrible TV Shows are Amazing!!

There are thousands of well-done television shows out there, but sometimes we just enjoy sitting back and watching the really bad ones. And usually, they are so bad that they're amazing.

ft: Mark, Jeff & Angel

Oct 02, 202301:07:07
Episode 99: Smooth Brains

Episode 99: Smooth Brains

There is something absolutely staggering about people being incapable of imagining hypothetical questions, or even having an in-depth thought process within their own brains. So, we smooth brains are going to discuss it.

ft: Mark, Jeff & Angel


Aug 28, 202345:27
Episode 98: Really Strong Weed Almost Killed Mark

Episode 98: Really Strong Weed Almost Killed Mark

Sometimes, you just gotta try new things in life, and this new weed that Mark was given hit really hard. Like... REALLY hard.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Angel

Aug 14, 202301:27:26
Episode 97: Ice Cream Fixes Damn Near Everything!

Episode 97: Ice Cream Fixes Damn Near Everything!

When things get rough and you just need a quick fix, we recommend your favorite frozen treat.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Jasmine & Jose

Jul 10, 202340:29
Episode 96: Selling Feet Pics

Episode 96: Selling Feet Pics

Times have gotten tough for all of us, but we have a sexy solution!!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Jasmine & Jose

Jun 26, 202335:33
Episode 95: Twink Adjacent

Episode 95: Twink Adjacent

We love making fun of our boy, Key, especially when he isn't around to defend himself. It's gotten so bad that even his wife calls him the twink of the friend group.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine & Jose

Jun 19, 202336:41
Episode 94: Three Years Later and We Still Have Things to B*tch About!!

Episode 94: Three Years Later and We Still Have Things to B*tch About!!

It's been three years (to the day, no less) since Mark and Brandon started up this little hobby, and while the cast has expanded, our mission has stayed the same: be the absolute worst production team on the entire internet.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine, Pat & Angel

Jun 15, 202301:53:51
Episode 93: The Brown Episode 4: Traumatic Sports

Episode 93: The Brown Episode 4: Traumatic Sports

With the new members of the show, there are a lot of stories from the early days that they never got to fully experience, so Mark brings back one of his favorite poop stories: The Orange Sleeve.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jasmine, Jose & Key

Jun 05, 202339:50
Minisode 62: Penthouse Letters: Tiny Sports Car

Minisode 62: Penthouse Letters: Tiny Sports Car

**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**

Time to return to the big book of erotica as Mark, Jeff, and Key enjoy an elaborate (and probably fictitious) journey through a highway romp in an itty bitty sports car.

ft: Mark, Jeff & Key

May 29, 202319:59
Episode 92: Batmark and Chris-Chan's Return

Episode 92: Batmark and Chris-Chan's Return

It was the bats of times, it was the worst of times, and Mark enjoyed every second of his time as Batman. Also, Chris-Chan got out of prison or whatever.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Brian & Angel

May 08, 202301:08:11
Episode 91: New Hobbies

Episode 91: New Hobbies

Mark has some weird hobbies already, but apparently, his newest hobbies involve gaslighting people on the internet more than he already did!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Brian & Angel

May 01, 202344:08
Minisode 61: Mark Goes to a College Party

Minisode 61: Mark Goes to a College Party

To celebrate the green holiday, Mark recounts the story of his first college party.

ft: Mark & Brandon

Apr 20, 202329:30
Episode 90: Getting Waxed and Pierced

Episode 90: Getting Waxed and Pierced

Mark has a big mouth and likes to make wagers he doesn't think he will have to follow up on. Unfortunately in this case, it involves him getting waxed!!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Angel, Brian & Jose

Mar 27, 202301:10:29
Episode 89: ADHD with the Sleepy Boys

Episode 89: ADHD with the Sleepy Boys

During the first recording session Angel joined the show for, things were all over the place. There was no rhyme or reason, and things were just kinda fun for everyone.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Brian, Jose & Angel

Feb 27, 202337:30
Minisode 60: The Shitty Taint Known as Scott

Minisode 60: The Shitty Taint Known as Scott

Mark and Brandon's relationship hit some murky waters with the involvement of a certain old co-worker. This is the general story of where things went amiss.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Brian, Jose & Angel

Feb 20, 202328:45
Episode 88: Penthouse Letters: Backstage Passes

Episode 88: Penthouse Letters: Backstage Passes

**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**

Every so often, Mark cracks open the big book of Penthouse Letters and gives the Boys a little readthrough. Today's story is about getting those ever-so-exciting passes to go backstage.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Feb 13, 202339:45
Episode 87: Pirate Jeff

Episode 87: Pirate Jeff

Jeff is probably going to eventually become a pirate, so may as well get the process started now.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris

Feb 06, 202340:48
Episode 86: Questions for Vanya

Episode 86: Questions for Vanya

We finally got her! We finally got Mark's imaginary girlfriend on the show, and she is here to set the record straight on how amazing Mark is at being the worst. Also, her name is actually Angel. Mark is just a dumbass.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Chris, Jose, Brian and Vanya/Angel

Jan 30, 202301:26:18
Episode 85: Key's Sex Life

Episode 85: Key's Sex Life

Of all of the Sleepy Boys, Key manages to be the most prudish, and we will be damned if we don't pry his sexual deviancies out of him.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris

Jan 23, 202344:45
Minisode 59: Bullying Key Because It's Fun

Minisode 59: Bullying Key Because It's Fun

Sometimes it's nice to just kick back and pick on the little guy. 

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Chris

Jan 16, 202320:11
Episode 84: A Bit More About Vanya

Episode 84: A Bit More About Vanya

Since nobody can believe there is a woman out there that finds Mark attractive, Vanya comes up in conversation quite a lot. Mostly because they want to make sure she is real.

ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris

Nov 28, 202248:19
Minisode 58: The Abandonment Boys

Minisode 58: The Abandonment Boys

We here at the Sleepy Boys are all broken and damaged goods, and we are 100% aware of just how bad of abandonment issues we all have. Depression is no joke, but we try to make the best of it.

ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Chris

Nov 21, 202229:04
Minisode 57: Mark's Phat D*ldo

Minisode 57: Mark's Phat D*ldo

An older recording session, Mark and Brandon share a story of some unexpected discoveries while hanging out one Saturday night.

ft. Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Nov 14, 202227:17
Episode 83: A Terrible Resident Evil Literotica

Episode 83: A Terrible Resident Evil Literotica

Since Mark's been struggling with Resident Evil, Brian made a special request for an erotic reading. It gets terrible really fast.

ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key and Chris

Nov 01, 202240:54
Episode 82: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

Episode 82: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer

Mark found an amazing erotica novella, and he decided to share with the rest of the Boys! Thanks to Storm Crow Books for writing this incredible piece of literature!!

ft. Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat and Jose

Oct 10, 202201:25:36
Episode 81: Mark's VRGF

Episode 81: Mark's VRGF

Mark recently met a fine woman on VR Chat, and has subsequently become enamored with her. And she listens to this podcast! Hi Vanya!!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Pat & Jose

Oct 03, 202240:01
Minisode 56: Key is Our Cute Little Twink

Minisode 56: Key is Our Cute Little Twink

It's never okay to gaslight your friends into thinking that they are femboys. Unless it's just really fucking funny.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key, Jasmine, Pat & Jose

Sep 26, 202218:26
Episode 80: Jeff (Kinda) Steals a Car

Episode 80: Jeff (Kinda) Steals a Car

Pat returns for another episode where he gives us some of the juicy deets on Jeff's antics in college.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Pat

Sep 19, 202201:27:08
Minisode 55: Penthouse Letters: The Sexy Housesitter

Minisode 55: Penthouse Letters: The Sexy Housesitter

**MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY**

After far too long, we once again return to the big book of Penthouse Letters to read a terrible story about adult concepts and fuckery.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Aug 29, 202228:06
Minisode 54: Mark Isn't Catfishing Somebody

Minisode 54: Mark Isn't Catfishing Somebody

In our last episode, Mark was called out for historically catfishing somebody. This is that particular incident, which will show that Mark's intention was not to do so. Originally recorded back in January 2021.

ft: Mark, Brandon and Jeff

Aug 08, 202227:26
Episode 79: The Other Pat from College

Episode 79: The Other Pat from College

After months of begging us, we finally allowed Jeff to bring his friend Pat on the show. What Mark didn't realize is that it is in fact, not the same Pat from Episode 40.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & special guest Pat

Aug 01, 202201:06:39
Episode 78: Squat Plugs

Episode 78: Squat Plugs

Mark's roommate Steven (not Hawking) is a bit gullible, and the time has come to give some insight into his life.

ft: Mark, Jeff & Key

Jul 04, 202201:03:35
Minisode 53: Am I The Asshole: My Girlfriend's Dad is Gay

Minisode 53: Am I The Asshole: My Girlfriend's Dad is Gay

Jeff isn't here tonight, but in his honor, Mark has some more "Am I The Asshole"s for the boys.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Key

Jun 23, 202211:42
Minisode 52: Key Comes Back and Torments Steven Hawking

Minisode 52: Key Comes Back and Torments Steven Hawking

As our regulars know, Key kind of comes and goes as he pleases, but being the raging alcoholic that he is, when he does show his face, it's usually at somebody's expense. ft: Mark, Brandon & Key
Jun 21, 202211:31
Episode 77: Two Years Later and We're Still on That Bullshit!

Episode 77: Two Years Later and We're Still on That Bullshit!

After two full years with this stupid podcast, we get together to celebrate how awesome we are, but also how terrible of friends we are.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff and Key

Jun 15, 202201:13:50
Episode 76: Terrible Morals for Our Listeners

Episode 76: Terrible Morals for Our Listeners

While sharing stories around the proverbial campfire, the Boys give some of the worst life advice anybody has ever heard.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key & Jasmine

Jun 06, 202201:07:43
Episode 75: Mark's Customer Service Voice

Episode 75: Mark's Customer Service Voice

The guys don't believe that Mark can turn on the charm when he works, so naturally, Mark has to turn it on.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

May 30, 202241:47
Episode 74: The Boys Get Potty Trained

Episode 74: The Boys Get Potty Trained

There are some weird products on the internet, specifically all of the various training potties.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

May 23, 202243:37
Episode 73: Doctor Strange in the Sleepy-Verse

Episode 73: Doctor Strange in the Sleepy-Verse

SPOILER ALERT

Mark, Brandon, Jeff & (for a brief period) Chris come together to discuss the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and it eventually connects to Amber Heard shitting on Johnny Depp's bed.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Chris

May 16, 202201:19:38
Minisode 51: Am I The Asshole: Cucked by My Little Brother

Minisode 51: Am I The Asshole: Cucked by My Little Brother

We make a return to "Am I The Asshole?" after far too long, and boy howdy, is this one a doozy!!

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

May 12, 202225:36
Minisode 50: Mark Follows Up with Dr. Drew

Minisode 50: Mark Follows Up with Dr. Drew

Mark emails Doctor Drew about his disgusting habit of masturbating in random bathrooms.

ft: Mark, Jeff & Key

Original audio borrowed from "Ep. 164 Split Stream w/ The Booth Boys | Dr. Drew After Dark"

May 09, 202221:22
Minisode 49: Another Episode about Brandon's Dick

Minisode 49: Another Episode about Brandon's Dick

Brandon's dick is so big, it got another episode.

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff, Key & Jasmine

May 05, 202207:52
Minisode 48: Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Waifu Pillows

Minisode 48: Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Waifu Pillows

Sometimes, before the official recording session even starts, Mark gets the sillies. This is one of those times.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jasmine

May 02, 202213:41
Minisode 47: Awesome Dating Profiles: JD, Bill & Adam

Minisode 47: Awesome Dating Profiles: JD, Bill & Adam

Mark loves coming across terrible dating profiles, and he decided to share a handful of them with the boys.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Apr 25, 202216:42
Episode 72: The Soda Episode II: Don't Ya Wanna Fanta?

Episode 72: The Soda Episode II: Don't Ya Wanna Fanta?

We here at the Sleepy Boys are somewhat connoisseurs of fine beverages, and we don't limit that to just booze. (Well, maybe except for Key).

ft: Mark, Brandon, Key, Chris & Jasmine

Apr 18, 202201:26:20
Episode 71: Snappy Shits

Episode 71: Snappy Shits

If you could, with a simple snap of your fingers, cause the whole world to shit themselves, would you?

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Apr 04, 202240:26
Episode 70: The Snippet Episode III

Episode 70: The Snippet Episode III

Goddamn, we can't seem to get our schedules in line worth a shit, so here y'all go, another installation of the Snippet Episodes!!

ft: Mark, Brandon, Jeff & Key

Mar 28, 202237:57
Minisode 46: Tattoos and Twitter

Minisode 46: Tattoos and Twitter

Mark, Key and Brandon discuss the finer details about their tattoos, and then Mark goes off about how much fun it is to fuck with Twitter.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Key

Feb 28, 202220:36
Minisode 45: Key Has the 'vid

Minisode 45: Key Has the 'vid

After his recent disappearance, Key feels it's necessary to fill us in on the details of his absence.

ft: Brandon, Key & Mark

Feb 21, 202226:41
Episode 69: The Boys Get Nasty With It

Episode 69: The Boys Get Nasty With It

For our very special 69th episode, Mark bombards Jeff and Brandon with the usual messed-up scenarios about Donkey Kong trying to get intimate at a family dinner.

ft: Mark, Brandon & Jeff

Feb 07, 202247:11