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The Sloppy Boys

By The Sloppy Boys

A podcast about cocktails. Each week, comedy rockers The Sloppy Boys (Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jefferson Dutton) drink and discuss a cocktail recognized by the International Bartenders Association.
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19. Trinidad Sour

The Sloppy BoysFeb 26, 2021

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42. Piña Colada

42. Piña Colada

The guys blend up a vacationer's favorite hailing from pineappley Puerto Rico.

PIÑA COLADA RECIPE

  • 1.75oz/50ml White Rum
  • 1oz/30ml Coconut Cream
  • 1.75oz/50ml Pineapple Juice

Blend all ingredients with ice in an electric blender, pour into a large glass and serve with straws. Garnish with pineapple slice and a cocktail cherry.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Aug 06, 202101:00:01
41. Fuzzy Navel

41. Fuzzy Navel

The guys pucker up for a peachy treat.

FUZZY NAVEL RECIPE

  • 3oz/90ml Peach Schnapps
  • 3oz/90ml Orange Juice

Add peach schnapps and orange juice into highball glass over ice. Stir briefly to combine. Garnish with an orange slice.


Jul 30, 202158:00
40. Paloma

40. Paloma

The guys check out a tequila-based cocktail that gives the Margarita a run for its money in its native Mexico.

PALOMA RECIPE

  • 1.66oz/50ml 100% Agave Tequila
  • 3.33oz/100ml Pnk Grapefruit Soda
  • .2oz/5ml Lime Juice
  • Pinch of Salt

Pour tequila into highball glass and squeeze the lime juice. Add ice and salt and top with pink grapefruit soda. Stir gently. Garnish with slice of lime.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Jul 23, 202158:18
39. Espresso Martini

39. Espresso Martini

The guys try a new-era martini that aims to wake them up and f*ck them up.
ESPRESSO MARTINI RECIPE

1.66oz/50ml Vodka
1oz/30ml Kahlua
.33oz/10ml Simple Syrup
1 strong Espresso

Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker and shake well with ice. Strain into chilled cocktail glass.
Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)
Jul 16, 202157:19
38. Cape Codder

38. Cape Codder

The guys gather cran for a simple drink named after a popular peninsula.

CAPE CODDER RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml Vodka
  • Cranberry Juice to top

Add vodka into highball glass over ice. Top with cranberry juice and stir briefly to combine. Squeeze a lime wedge over the glass and drop it into the drink.

Jul 09, 202159:26
37. Sex on the Beach

37. Sex on the Beach

The guys indulge in a guilty pleasure from the "Dark Ages" of mixology.

SEX ON THE BEACH RECIPE

  • 1.33oz/40ml Vodka
  • .66oz/20ml Peach Schnapps
  • 1.33oz/40ml Orange Juice
  • 1.33oz/40ml Cranberry Juice

Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with a half orange slice.

Jul 02, 202101:01:33
[UNLOCKED] Ricochichee

[UNLOCKED] Ricochichee

The guys each try their hand at cooking Mike's signature meal combining rice, corn, chicken and cheese.

Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode from our weekly Patreon bonus podcast, The Sloppy Boys Blowout!

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Jun 30, 202153:44
36. Brooklyn

36. Brooklyn

The guys sample another borough-based cocktail.

BROOKLYN RECIPE

  • 2oz/60ml Rye Whiskey
  • 1oz/30ml Dry Vermouth
  • .25oz/7ml Maraschino Liqueur
  • .25oz/7ml Amer Picon*

Add ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir. Strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with skewered maraschino cherry.

*May substitute with 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Jun 25, 202101:05:32
35. Blue Hawaii

35. Blue Hawaii

The guys fly to Waikiki to visit the birthplace of the bluest beverage thus far!

BLUE HAWAII

  • .75oz/22ml vodka
  • .75oz/22ml light rum
  • .5oz/15ml blue curaçao
  • 3oz/90ml pineapple juice
  • 1oz/30ml sweet and sour mix

Add vodka, light rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice and sweet-and-sour mix into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a Hurricane glass over crushed or pebble ice. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and cocktail umbrella.

Jun 18, 202101:11:04
34. Mojito

34. Mojito

Classic cocktail or club cliché? The guys delve into a divisive Cuban highball.

MOJITO RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml White Rum
  • .66oz/20ml Lime Juice
  • 6 pcs Mint Sprigs
  • 2 tsp Sugar
  • Soda Water

Muddle mint, sugar and lime juice in a highball. Add splash of soda water and fill the glass with ice. Pour the rum and top with soda water. Stir lightly to involve all ingredients.

Jun 11, 202156:38
33. Flaming Dr. Pepper

33. Flaming Dr. Pepper

The guys get wild with another crazy bomb shot thing!

FLAMING DR. PEPPER RECIPE

  • 8oz/230ml Beer
  • .75oz/22ml Amaretto
  • .25oz/7ml Overproof Rum

Fill pint glass halfway with beer. Add amaretto to shot glass and top with rum. Light the rum on fire and carefully drop shot glass into the beer.

Jun 04, 202159:39
32. Long Island Iced Tea with Jon Gabrus

32. Long Island Iced Tea with Jon Gabrus

The guys welcome their first ever guest (!) as they stir up an infamous intoxicant created by Bob Butt in 1972.
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA RECIPE

.5oz/15ml Tequila
.5oz/15ml Vodka
.5oz/15ml White Rum
.5oz/15ml Triple Sec
.5oz/15ml Gin
.75oz/25ml Lemon Juice
1oz/30ml Gomme Syrup
dash Cola

Add all ingredients into highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon spiral. Serve with straw.
Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)
May 28, 202101:41:16
31. Whiskey Sour

31. Whiskey Sour

The guys reckon with a classic cocktail born of the swashbuckling high seas.

WHISKEY SOUR RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml Bourbon Whiskey
  • 1oz/30ml Lemon Juice
  • .5oz/15ml Sugar Syrup

Dash egg white optional. Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain in cobbler glass. If served on the rocks, strain into old-fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with half orange slice and maraschino cherry.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

May 21, 202101:13:41
30. Grasshopper

30. Grasshopper

The guys shake up a green grog from the French Quarter that gained popularity as a mid-century dessert drink.

GRASSHOPPER RECIPE

  • .66oz/20ml Crème de Menthe
  • .66oz/20ml Crème de Cacao
  • .66oz/20ml Fresh Cream

Pour all ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Shake briskly for a few seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

May 14, 202153:51
29. Singapore Sling

29. Singapore Sling

The guys tackle a tiki outlier prepared with… gin??

SINGAPORE SLING RECIPE

  • 1oz/30ml Gin
  • .5oz/15ml Cherry Liqueur
  • 4oz/120ml Pineapple Juice
  • .5oz/15ml Lime Juice
  • .25oz/7ml Cointreau
  • .25oz/7ml Benedictine
  • .33oz/10ml Grenadine
  • 1 dash Angostura Bitters

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a highball class. Garnish with pineapple and cocktail cherry.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

May 07, 202159:44
28. Margarita

28. Margarita

The guys mix up a Mexican crowd-pleaser that’s become “the most popular drink in America,” but can it live up to the hype?

MARGARITA RECIPE

  • 1.66oz/50ml Tequila
  • .66oz/20ml Triple Sec
  • .5oz/15ml Lime Juice

Pour ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into ice-filled margarita glass rimmed with salt (optional). Garnish with lime wedge.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Apr 30, 202101:03:21
27. Hemingway Daiquiri

27. Hemingway Daiquiri

The guys shake up the novelist’s namesake invented at Havana’s El Floridita.

HEMINGWAY DAIQUIRI RECIPE

  • 2oz/60ml White Rum
  • 1.33oz/40ml Grapefruit Juice
  • .5oz/15ml Maraschino Liqueur
  • .5oz/15ml Lime Juice

Pour all ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a double cocktail glass. Garnish with lime.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Apr 23, 202154:03
26. Bee's Knees

26. Bee's Knees

With Spring having sprung, the guys sample a Prohibition-era delight.

BEE’S KNEES RECIPE

  • 1.77oz/52.5ml Dry Gin
  • .75oz/22.5ml Lemon Juice
  • .75oz/22.5ml Orange Juice
  • 2tsp Honey Syrup

Stir honey syrup with lemon and orange juices until it dissolves, add gin and shake with ice. Strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Apr 16, 202101:01:40
25. Harvey Wallbanger

25. Harvey Wallbanger

The guys discover a brunchy beverage with its very own mascot.

HARVEY WALLBANGER RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml Vodka
  • .5oz/15ml Galliano
  • 3oz/90ml Orange Juice

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Apr 09, 202158:30
24. Aperol Spritz

24. Aperol Spritz

The guys try a bright orange aperitif born in Italy that's taken the world by storm.

APEROL SPRITZ RECIPE

  • 3oz/90ml Prosecco
  • 2oz/60ml Aperol
  • 1oz/30ml Club Soda

Combine all ingredients in a wine glass filled with ice and stir. Garnish with orange.

Apr 02, 202159:21
23. Bud Light Seltzer Out Of Office Variety Pack

23. Bud Light Seltzer Out Of Office Variety Pack

The guys sample the beverage giant's limited edition cocktail-inspired seltzers. Plus, some good chip talk!

Bud Light Seltzer Out Of Office Variety Pack available in select stores.

Use the locator at the Bud Light website and choose Out Of Office from the dropdown menu: https://www.budlight.com/en/buy-beer.html

Mar 26, 202101:03:04
22. Naked and Famous

22. Naked and Famous

The guys try one of New York's new age cocktails.

NAKED AND FAMOUS RECIPE

  • .75oz/22.5ml Mezcal
  • .75oz/22.5ml Aperol
  • .75oz/22.5ml Yellow Chartreuse
  • .75oz/22.5ml Lime Juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Mar 19, 202101:06:56
[UNLOCKED] Run a Mile

[UNLOCKED] Run a Mile

The guys get some exercise and compare their experiences.

It's been a shitty 12 months! Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode from our weekly Patreon bonus podcast, The Sloppy Boys Blowout!

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Mar 17, 202157:08
21. Irish Car Bomb

21. Irish Car Bomb

The guys try to “beat the curdle” in this super-sized St. Patrick’s Day special.

IRISH CAR BOMB RECIPE

  • Half pint Guinness
  • .5oz/15ml Irish Whiskey
  • .5oz/15ml Baileys Irish Creme

Fill shot glass with equal parts whiskey and Baileys. Drop into pint glass half-filled with Guinness and drink before curdling.

Mar 12, 202101:17:02
20. Irish Coffee

20. Irish Coffee

The guys spike their bean juice.

IRISH COFFEE RECIPE

  • 1.7oz/50 ml Irish Whiskey
  • 4oz/120 ml hot coffee
  • 1.7oz/50 ml fresh cream
  • 1 teaspoon sugar

Pour coffee into a pre-heated Irish coffee glass. Add whiskey and sugar and stir until dissolved. Carefully pour fresh thick chilled cream over the back of a spoon held just above the surface of the coffee. The layer of cream will float on the coffee without mixing.

Mar 05, 202101:08:08
19. Trinidad Sour

19. Trinidad Sour

The guys tantalize their tastebuds with a drink that is mainly bitters (!!!?????)

TRINIDAD SOUR RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45 ml Angostura Bitters
  • 1oz/30 ml Orgeat Syrup
  • .76oz/22.5 ml Fresh Lemon Juice
  • .5oz/15 ml Rye Whiskey

Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Feb 26, 202155:42
18. Negroni

18. Negroni

The guys guzzle an Italian apéritif they won't soon forget.

NEGRONI RECIPE

  • 30 ml Gin
  • 30 ml Bitter Campari
  • 30 ml Sweet Red Vermouth

Pour all ingredients directly into chilled old fashioned glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with half orange slice.

Feb 19, 202150:13
17. Hurricane

17. Hurricane

The guys suck down a Mardi Gras staple born during the Second World War.
HURRICANE RECIPE

2oz/60ml White Rum
2oz/60ml Dark Rum
2oz/60ml Orange Juice
1oz/30ml Passion Fruit Juice
1oz/30ml Lime Juice
.5 tbsp Grenadine

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.
Feb 12, 202101:08:18
16. Bull Shot

16. Bull Shot

The guys venture off-list once again, in search of an infamous beefy beverage…

BULL SHOT RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml Vodka
  • 3oz/90ml Beef Broth
  • 2 dash Worcestershire Sauce
  • 2 dash Tabasco Sauce
  • 1 dash Lemon Juice
  • Celery Salt (optional, to taste)

Pour ingredients into shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with lemon wedge and fresh ground pepper.

Feb 05, 202157:07
15. Golden Dream

15. Golden Dream

The guys discover a Miami-born digestif that "tastes like creamsicles."

GOLDEN DREAM RECIPE

  • .67oz/20ml Orange Juice 
  • .67oz/20ml Triple Sec
  • .67oz/20ml Galliano
  • .33oz/10ml Fresh Cream

Pour all ingredients into shaker filled with ice. Shake briskly for few seconds. Strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Jan 29, 202154:11
14. Moscow Mule

14. Moscow Mule

The guys whip up everyone's favorite copper-cupped concoction!

MOSCOW MULE RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45 ml Smirnoff Vodka
  • 4oz/120 ml Ginger Beer
  • .33oz/10 ml Fresh lime juice

In a mule cup or rocks glass, combine vodka and ginger beer. Add lime juice and gently stir to involve all ingredients. Garnish with a lime slice.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Jan 22, 202101:06:17
13. Manhattan

13. Manhattan

The guys have a classic New York cocktail.

MANHATTAN RECIPE

  • 1.7oz/50 ml Rye Whiskey
  • .67oz/20 ml Sweet Red Vermouth
  • 1 dash Angostura Bitters

Pour all ingredients into mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with cocktail cherry.

Jan 15, 202152:56
12. Cuba Libre (Rum and Coke)

12. Cuba Libre (Rum and Coke)

This revolutionary rum drink takes the guys back to historic Havana.
CUBA LIBRE RECIPE

1.7oz/50ml White Rum
4oz/120ml Coca-Cola
.33oz/10ml Lime Juice

Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with lime wedge.
Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)
Jan 08, 202101:00:05
11. Mimosa

11. Mimosa

The guys mix champagne and orange juice.

MIMOSA

  • 2.5oz/75ml Orange Juice 
  • 2.5oz/75ml Prosecco 

Pour orange juice into flute glass and gently add prosecco. Stir gently. Garnish with orange twist.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Jan 01, 202159:21
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Dec 23, 202045:46
9. Hot Toddy

9. Hot Toddy

The guys kick back and get cozy for once with this warm, wintry whiskey drink.
HOT TODDY

1.5oz/45ml Whiskey
1 cup Hot Water
.5oz/15ml Lemon Juice
1 tbsp Honey

Combine ingredients in a warmed mug. Garnish with lemon wedge, cinnamon stick, clove or star anise.
Dec 18, 202047:52
8. Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack

8. Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack

Holiday month continues as the guys leave the comfort of the IBA cocktail list, journeying into the high-stakes world of seasonal seltzers.

Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack available in select stores.

Dec 11, 202056:56
7. Brandy Alexander

7. Brandy Alexander

Ready the nutmeg! The guys get a little fancy this time out, with an old-timey classic that "tastes like milkshakes."

BRANDY ALEXANDER RECIPE

  • Cognac - 1oz/30ml
  • Crème de Cacao - 1oz/30ml
  • Fresh Cream - 1oz/30ml

Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with fresh ground nutmeg.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Dec 04, 202054:46
6. White Russian

6. White Russian

The guys check out The Dude's beverage of choice.

WHITE RUSSIAN RECIPE

  • Vodka - 1.7oz/50ml
  • Coffee Liqueur - .66oz/20ml
  • Fresh Cream

Pour the ingredients into an old fashioned glass filled with ice cubes. Float fresh cream on top and stir slowly.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association | www.iba-world.com

Nov 27, 202053:07
5. Cosmopolitan

5. Cosmopolitan

The guys revisit the 90s’ favorite pink drink.
COSMOPOLITAN RECIPE

Vodka Citron - 1.35ml/40ml
Cointreau - .5oz/15ml
Lime Juice - .5oz/15ml
Cranberry Juice - 1oz/30ml

Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into large cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon twist.
Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://iba-world.com/)
Nov 20, 202001:00:28
4. Tequila Sunrise

4. Tequila Sunrise

The guys conjure a staple of the '70s and relive its rock and roll origins.

TEQUILA SUNRISE RECIPE

  • 1.5oz/45ml Tequila
  • 3oz/90ml Orange Juice
  • .5oz/15ml Grenadine

Pour tequila and orange juice directly into a highball glass filled with ice cubes, add grenadine to create the chromatic “sunrise” effect. Do not stir. Garnish with half orange slice or an orange zest. 

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Nov 13, 202054:39
3. Mint Julep

3. Mint Julep

The guys muddle their way into your hearts!

MINT JULEP

  • Bourbon Whiskey - 2oz/60ml
  • Fresh Mint - 4 sprigs
  • Powdered Sugar - 1 tsp
  • Water - 2 tsp

In Julep Stainless Steel Cup, gently muddle the mint with sugar and water. Fill the glass with cracked ice, add the Bourbon and stir well until the cup frosts. Garnish with mint sprig.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://iba-world.com/)

Nov 06, 202045:42
2. Zombie

2. Zombie

The guys wear themselves out gathering ingredients for this tiki classic first invented in 1934. 

ZOMBIE RECIPE

  • Jamaican Dark Rum - 1.5oz/45ml
  • Gold Puerto Rican Rum - 1.5oz/45ml
  • Demerara Rum - 1oz/30ml
  • Lime Juice - .66oz/20ml
  • Falernum - .5oz/15ml
  • Donn's Mix* - .5oz/15ml
  • Grenadine - 1 tsp
  • Angostura Bitters - 1 dash
  • Pernod - 6 drops

Add all ingredients into an electric blender with 1/2 cup of cracked ice. With pulse button, blend for a few seconds. Serve in tall tumbler glass. Garnish with mint leaves. *Donn's Mix = 2 parts yellow grapefruit juice and 1 part cinnamon syrup.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Oct 30, 202001:00:10
1. Tom Collins

1. Tom Collins

In this premier episode, The Sloppy Boys (comedy rockers Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jefferson Dutton) try the lemony drink known as none other than the Tom Collins.

TOM COLLINS RECIPE

  • Gin - 1.5oz/45ml
  • Lemon Juice - 1oz/30ml
  • Simple Syrup - .5oz/15ml
  • Soda Water - 2oz/60ml

Pour all ingredients directly into highball filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon slice and maraschino cherry.

Recipes via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/)

Oct 23, 202050:45