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The Succ

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Ep. 57 - The Misophiliacs Ask Ashley

The SuccDec 05, 2022

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Bonus Ep. 59 Premium Unlocked
May 30, 202432:59
Ep. 100 - in the forest. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. a bear

Ep. 100 - in the forest. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. a bear

Willow, Ash, and Matt return to the pod with Phil and Jason to unpack the Bear vs. Man discourse, the new (mid) Taylor Swift album, more talk about the Udio AI music generator, and Jojo Siwa.

May 07, 202433:54
Bonus Ep. 58 - The Infinity Sidehustle

Bonus Ep. 58 - The Infinity Sidehustle

Jason and Phil cut it up more with guest Lucas Anderson and catch up about Wrestlemania, Deadpool and Wolverine, and X-men ‘97.

May 03, 202432:13
Ep. 99 - Cinema Goonin’ feat. Lucas Anderson

Ep. 99 - Cinema Goonin’ feat. Lucas Anderson

Jason and Phil welcome our Comics Misexplained homie Lucas Anderson back on the show to announce our new endeavor Cinema Goon, plus we talk about the importance of fart noises, more AI image spam on Facebook, and the AI music generator Udio.

Apr 30, 202434:23
Bonus Ep. 57 - #FreethePenis

Bonus Ep. 57 - #FreethePenis

Ash, Matt, and Phil clock in for a bonus episode to discuss more of the fallout surrounding penises wearing cowboy hats, a bit about stealing memes and watermarks, and the hopes of the Internet to bring Waffle House into Tekken 8.

Apr 12, 202432:33
Ep. 98 - Total Eclipse of The Succ

Ep. 98 - Total Eclipse of The Succ

Ash, Matt, and Phil meet up to discuss the signs of the impending apocalypse like earthquakes in New Jersey and NYC, the total eclipse, hurricane intensity winds, humping ape NFTs, and Waffle House in Tekken 8. Plus, we take a look back at our favorite animation growing up spurred by the release of X-men ‘97.

Apr 09, 202432:42
Bonus Ep. 56 - How Funny Is Funny Enough to Show Your Dick?

Bonus Ep. 56 - How Funny Is Funny Enough to Show Your Dick?

Well, it was inevitable that we’d have to talk about, so this bonus episode Jason, Matt, Ash and Phil try to wrestle with the recent drama in the Facebook community surrounding a certain poster showing their dick to people “as a joke.”

Apr 04, 202435:45
Ep. 97 - Step-Sandworm, What are You Dune 2 My Peanits?

Ep. 97 - Step-Sandworm, What are You Dune 2 My Peanits?

Jason, Matt, Ash and Phil take a detour into talks of clown motels in Philadelphia, Wrestlemania, horny video games, and the merits of Dune’s lore, specifically sucking off sandworms. Oh, and a little bit of talk about Elon Musk phrenology and another installment of Shitposter of the Week.

Apr 02, 202434:52
Bonus Ep. 55 - Sex Terrorism (Premium Unlocked)

Bonus Ep. 55 - Sex Terrorism (Premium Unlocked)

Jason, Matt, Ash, Willow and Phil discuss nostalgia poisoning surrounding stuff like Ghostbusters, rage bait, more fallout from the Willy Wonka experience, and the enshittification of everything, even easter egg hunts.


Mar 29, 202431:18
Ep. 96 - Horse C*ck and Flip Flops

Ep. 96 - Horse C*ck and Flip Flops

Jason, Matt, Ash, Willow and Phil meet up to revive the Balldo Report and Cryptid Updates, and even a new segment: Shitposter of the Week. Plus, Horse Cock and Guys in Flip Flops Group Chat.

Mar 26, 202433:12
Bonus Ep. 54 - Legacy Pug

Bonus Ep. 54 - Legacy Pug

Ash, Matt, Phil and Jason talk the looming ban of TikTok, MySpace stalkers, the second death of a billionaire by aquatic safety-related causes, and Bruno Mars’ crushing gambling debts.

Mar 22, 202433:57
Ep. 95 - The Last Podcast of All Time
Mar 19, 202433:54
Bonus Ep. 53 - I Don’t Think We Should Do the Podcast If One Person Can’t Make It

Bonus Ep. 53 - I Don’t Think We Should Do the Podcast If One Person Can’t Make It

I’ll be there for you, even when you hang out with our other friends without telling me… 

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Mar 08, 202428:33
Ep. 94 - The Breasts that Launch'd a Thousand Ships
Mar 05, 202428:59
Bonus Ep. 52 - Gay Lettuce

Bonus Ep. 52 - Gay Lettuce

Willow, Matt, Jason, and Ash chop it up over terrible tattoos and “Handgun Kelly,” more fallout from Trump and his sneaker political strategies, COVID-vaccine injected lettuce, and the propaganda levels on different social media platforms.

Video episode at https://youtu.be/4VvdPOXzNh0 

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Mar 01, 202432:22
Ep. 93 - A Menagerie of Things to Put Up Your Ass
Feb 27, 202435:54
Bonus Ep. 51 - Aryan Force 1s

Bonus Ep. 51 - Aryan Force 1s

Ash, Jason, Matt, Phil and Willow discuss how Taylor Swift winning the Super Bowl has suppressed any narrative about Israel and Palestine on social media. Plus, we take a deep dive into the science of algorithms, meme pages, viral posts, and monetized content. And more on Trump’s golden sneakers, rusting Cybertrucks, large rice, Rachael Dolozel’s OnlyFans, and fucking through a sheet.


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Feb 24, 202436:58
Ep. 92 - Francis Ford Coppola’s Metroidvania
Feb 20, 202432:43
Bonus Ep. 50 - Aspirational Autonomy

Bonus Ep. 50 - Aspirational Autonomy

In our bonus episode, Ashley, Jason, Willow, and Matt riff on the art of classic album covers, marvel at a woman's landmark testing of Costco's return policy, and discuss Tesla owners driving in Apple Vision Pro goggles, before delving into the nightmarish startup pushing work during lucid dreams.

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Feb 14, 202430:48
Ep. 91 - RIP Koby Teeth
Feb 14, 202431:21
Bonus Ep. 49 - Pussy with an E

Bonus Ep. 49 - Pussy with an E

Phil, Willow, Ash, and Matt convene for a bonus episode over Vince McMahon’s leaked one-handed texts. Plus, we have to get a taste of the perpetual 1-day blinding stew while taking on the “Justin Bieber” challenge to find out which celebrity is exactly 31 years older than us that we must fight.

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Feb 09, 202431:27
Ep. 90 - Pebis vs Conk

Ep. 90 - Pebis vs Conk

Phil, Willow, Ash, and Matt commiserate at length over activism by consuming, diapered up Swifties, and the return of the 90’s.

Video episode at https://youtu.be/e7KTZn8Ih1U 

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Feb 06, 202436:33
Bonus Ep. 48 - The Satire is Mid btw

Bonus Ep. 48 - The Satire is Mid btw

Matt, Jason, Ash, Phil, and Willow celebrate the coming baby boom thanks to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and the related online chaos due to posts from both Stavros and Matt. Plus we have to dunk on the Barbie Oscars nomination outrage and #HilaryBarbie and the Shitlibs rejoicing the return of John Stewart to The Daily Show.

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Feb 02, 202433:30
Ep. 89 - Palworld Does What Nintendon’t
Jan 30, 202439:56
Bonus Ep. 47 - The Succ (Loaded)

Bonus Ep. 47 - The Succ (Loaded)

Ash, Matt, Willow, Jason, and Phil talk about Trump's win in Iowa and how the chance he could have lost meant DARPA was controlling the weather. Plus, we discuss Biden’s lack of red lines, the depth of online shitlib-ery, and how peeling or not peeling an orange can have deep ramifications.

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Jan 26, 202439:30
Ep. 88 - I Cannot Fulfill This C*m Joke It Goes Against OpenAI Use Policy
Jan 23, 202436:09
Bonus Ep. 46 - Dudesy, Dookie, and Dating the Same Guy?

Bonus Ep. 46 - Dudesy, Dookie, and Dating the Same Guy?

Ash, Matt, Willow, Jason and Phil tap in for a bonus episode to follow up about Viper and his wife’s social media posts, how “Are We Dating the Same Guy” Facebook groups have become weaponized, and do our best to work out how a messy dookie dethroned a Chinese Chess Champion.

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Jan 19, 202432:17
Ep. 87 - Whatta Ya Gonna Do?
Jan 16, 202434:36
Bonus Ep. 45 - Star Wars is More “Woke” than Star Trek?

Bonus Ep. 45 - Star Wars is More “Woke” than Star Trek?

Ash, Matt, Willow, Jason and Phil tap in for a bonus episode about the Epstein documents being unsealed and the fallout involving Stephen Hawking and little people and chalkboards and math equations. Plus, we discuss people who think Star Trek is less “woke” than Star Wars, “Leftbook Wrapped,” the Shannon Sharpe interview with Katt Williams, and the recent release of Gypsy Rose from prison.

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Jan 12, 202434:32
Ep. 86 - Throw Me to the Wolf Spiders, I’ll Come Back Pregnant
Jan 09, 202435:06
Ep. 85 - A Look Back at 2023’s Top Totally Real and Not AI-Generated Episodes
Jan 03, 202401:10:06
Bonus Ep. 44 - Robert Quigley 4 Prez

Bonus Ep. 44 - Robert Quigley 4 Prez

Matt, Ash, Willow and Jason examine probably one of the weirdest guys ever to run for president. 

Sorry for the delayed posting this week. The holidays have kept me too tied up to edit and post in a timely manner. Hope you're all enjoying your holiday and we have another episode for you I'll get posted ASAP and then we'll be back on our regular schedule after the new year! - Phil



Dec 27, 202337:36
Ep. 84 - Bisexual Un-aliving Soda
Dec 19, 202335:25
Bonus Ep. 43 - Ride the Dragon (Panera Charged Lemonade)

Bonus Ep. 43 - Ride the Dragon (Panera Charged Lemonade)

Phil, Willow, Matt, Jason, and Ash take on a bonus episode to victim blame the Panera’s charged lemonade drinkers (foreshadowing for next week's recording). Plus, Ashley gets homesick thanks to Florida Simulator (GTAVI), Matt pisses off Facebook making fun of Tim Hinson, and Phil puts the question to the group: “is it ok to use AI to make cum jokes?”

Video episode at https://youtu.be/BoMxH2spDfk 

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Dec 14, 202330:30
Ep. 83 - Pops Have Won: The Cult of McMother God
Dec 12, 202340:01
Bonus Ep. 42 - Will Your Deuce Be Heavy Enough to Springload Your Pringles Jock Strap?

Bonus Ep. 42 - Will Your Deuce Be Heavy Enough to Springload Your Pringles Jock Strap?

Jason, Willow, Phil, Ash, and Matt discover r/MantisEncounters, celebrate Gay Furry Hackers, and unpack working from home, acid trips, and the smell at furry conventions (again)). Plus, we establish the exchange rate for bags of scrambled eggs as currency and the ideal container previously full of chips for throwing your own shit.

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Dec 07, 202341:43
Ep. 82 - Who Need They Kissingussy Ate?
Dec 06, 202333:45
Bonus Ep. 41 - So The Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Guy Was Hitting on My Mom (Premium Unlocked)

Bonus Ep. 41 - So The Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Guy Was Hitting on My Mom (Premium Unlocked)

Ashley, Phil, Jason, and Matt get together to trudge, once again, into the trenches to discuss this weeks happenings, including Snoop Dogg's latest tolerance break, the removal of the iconic Chuck E. Cheese animatronics, Andre 3000 new flute based album, Elon Musk: The Movie (Presented by A24), Candace Owens going off on Ben Shapiro, and more.

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Nov 21, 202359:12
Ep. 81 - Stop Making Succ
Nov 14, 202301:02:09
Bonus Ep. 40 - This One's on Chandler Bing

Bonus Ep. 40 - This One's on Chandler Bing

Ashley, Matt, Willow, Jason, and (for a little while) Phil discuss this weeks happenings including the great Grubhub micturition milkshake mishap, the dismal declaration of a DoorDash deterrent, the IDF's insidious inscription imprinted on an incendiary instrument, the worth of wojaks in a wojack-weary world, and much more.

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Nov 07, 202301:04:09
Ep. 80 - Succoween 3
Oct 31, 202301:00:37
Bonus Ep. 39 - Big Shipped Caup Killa

Bonus Ep. 39 - Big Shipped Caup Killa

Ashley, Willow, Jason, and Matt become gamer-pilled this episode, discussing their favorites, the classics, Starfield, Zelda, and more video game related nonsense, along with the fates of some not so slick criminals. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe

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Oct 24, 202301:02:42
Ep. 79 - Sweet Meatus I An Tarayyaki
Oct 17, 202301:03:21
Bonus Ep. 38 - Día del Oso Gordo

Bonus Ep. 38 - Día del Oso Gordo

Phil, Jason, Ash, Justine, Matt, and Willow stack up our deepest line up in over a year to air our McRib grievances, how ozempic is ruining the economy, and the overwhelming changes to the Facebook algorithm. Plus, we navigate the fall out of the 5g signal beamed into everyone’s cell phone and much more.

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Oct 06, 202301:02:29
Ep. 78 - Get Britney’s Name Out Your Mouth and Put in Some Swelled Meat
Oct 03, 202353:05
Bonus Ep. 37 - Will We See Miss Minutes Feet? (feat. Jawn Camunez and Jason Cantu) (Premium Unlocked)
Sep 26, 202355:30
Ep. 77 - The Penn is Mightier than the Rock
Sep 19, 202301:03:39
Bonus Ep. 36 - Hurricane P*nis Milk

Bonus Ep. 36 - Hurricane P*nis Milk

Phil, Ashley, and Matt discuss this weeks topic rundown, including a neighborhood in New York City called "The Hole" (it's real), the passing of Jimmy Buffet and Steve Harwell, Nut Bush, Smashmouth in general, and more.

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Sep 12, 202301:00:11
Ep. 76 - Make My Content Slop!
Sep 07, 202301:04:28
Bonus Ep. 35 - Absorbing the Power of the Crystals

Bonus Ep. 35 - Absorbing the Power of the Crystals

Ashley, Justine, Phil, and Matt are on the bonus episode this week discussing renaissances fair outfits, the DeSantis Smile, rat trap girlfriends, and Fyre Fest II, among other things.

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The Succ is:

Kim Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia)

Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck)

Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage)

Knives McGee (https://twitter.com/KnivesMcGeee)

Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman)

Willow Washburn (https://twitter.com/thrillowthrash)

Aug 30, 202301:04:40