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The Tommy Jawnz Show

The Tommy Jawnz Show

By The Tommy Jawnz Show
Bringing you all things Jawnz
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100. The Centurion
100 Eps baby! We are joined by the whole crew and it's good fun. All of their opinions are terrible except for Tommy's. 
December 09, 2021
99. Jawngeons and Dangons
Back for the big 99! Catching up before episode 100 and doing some DnD talk!
September 30, 2021
98. Check Please!
Back again with some sad stories, pop tarts, and more!
September 09, 2021
97. It's Raining ASMR
Chill episode! All kinds of stuff I guess
September 02, 2021
96. Murdle Breech and Danny 19
Back again and we talk about Dan's illness, a bachelor party, and Flesh and Blood Tcg.
August 24, 2021
95. Frodo the Long
Dan is in the studio and we go over all the greatest names of things.
August 06, 2021
94. Robot Leg Rodgers
The boys are back from vacation! A catch up episode!
July 28, 2021
93. Beccammendation Station
My sister is back and we dig up the darkest stories of our past. Also, movies.
July 07, 2021
92. Just Take The Drop
Gas Station fun, Taking the Drop, anime, and directors!
June 18, 2021
91. Team Hasbulla
A weekend in AC, Hasbulla, and Nolan!
June 10, 2021
90. Inside Bo'sball
The boys are back and maybe The Hobbit SHOULD have been 3 movies, Piggy could have been a zombie, and we are remaking Reign of Fire.
June 02, 2021
89. The Ultimate Restaurant
The buys talk hot towels, Criss Angel, AND the Ultimate Restaurant.
May 28, 2021
88. Jawn Loves You
Dive Bars, Movies, and Aquaman!
May 18, 2021
87. The Mother's Day Murderer
What a wild week of events! Happy Birthday Dan!
May 14, 2021
86. Mortal Jawnbat!
Bottom crack or top crack? Call in, folks!
May 04, 2021
85. The Jawnz Family Oscar Show
Becca is back on the show and we are talking Oscars before the awards tonight!
April 25, 2021
84. BeJawn ThunderDan
Back and talking Boxing, Mad Max, and a little Burger vs Taco jawn.
April 22, 2021
83. Kong in VR
Back after a week hiatus! Talking Kong, Weddings, and NFTs again!
April 15, 2021
82. Dunkin' Dobrick's
A lot of random thoughts this week, but Tommy and Dan are now JOE.
March 31, 2021
81. Drafting Comedy!
The boys are back and talking the Snyder Cut, Burger Buff, and doing a Comedy Fantasy Draft!
March 25, 2021
80. Flipping Nickels and Dimes
Oscars Noms and MUKBANG????
March 17, 2021
79. Late Night Eel-Quitos
Ohhhhh the boys are back and talking smack! Eels, Nips, and Pizza Toppings!
March 11, 2021
78. These Bros Are Non-Fungible
The boys get heated, like the global climate! 
March 04, 2021
77. House Duck Sawce
Is tossed pizza better? Let's find out.
February 25, 2021
76. Snowmember!
Back again talking Combos, Snow Phalluses, and moreeeee!
February 17, 2021
75. Eat Me, Armand!
The boys are back and talking Superbowls, more cannibalism, and snails?
February 10, 2021
74. Chilean Mines and Trips to the Moon
Talks stocks and chopping blocks, ya feel? Also, eat at Giovanni's!
February 04, 2021
73. Our Favorite Sammiez Vs Kong
This week we talk Dr Mario Tincture, Godzilla V Kong, and out Top 5 favorite sandwiches!
January 27, 2021
72. The (Sheryl) Crow
The boys are back and talking about some crazy celebs and making our own Indiana Jones movie. The Wendigo Boys-
January 20, 2021
71. My Hitchcock and Mandarin Dan
Talking Dan's name in Chinese, Unite, football, and Armie Hammer.
January 13, 2021
70. Bois Be Chillin'
Dan is back and we chill a bit and are all over the place to be honest! Fun!
January 07, 2021
69. Nice. Goodbye, 2020!
The ol' Sis joins once again for a send off for maybe the worst year ever?
January 02, 2021
68. We Miss Spill Dot Jawn
We take a walk down youtube memory lane, talk about Rian Jawnson's The Last Jedi, and Hot Sauce.
December 16, 2020
67. This is the Whey
Basically talk Mandolorian and GNC goss, nah meen?
December 09, 2020
66. Cuzco, is that Jello!?
The boys pitch their ideas to Shark Tank, explore the monolith, and giggle.
December 02, 2020
65. Tommy TaterTots
Woop Woop! It's the sound of a new podcast. We have fun here.
November 18, 2020
64. Dan's Walk to Remember
Dan has a story for all of us and it is a wild one. Tommy loves Pork Roll.
November 10, 2020
63. Rants, Sausage King, Rants!
Back again, and in the midst of a turbulent time in this country. Luckily we crack the case of the Sausage king and rant about bad movies!
November 05, 2020
62. The 2020 SPOOKTACULAR!
It's our annual Spooktacular, folks! We're talking candy and spooky movies. Come get some.
October 29, 2020
61. A Lemon In These Trying Times
Back again with tales from a VT trip, lemons, and much much more.
October 21, 2020
60. We Got Wood For Feeling Good
Back and talking about our favorite "Feel Good" Movies! Also, other nonsense as per usual. Fatman Trailer:
October 14, 2020
59. Maine & Gain
Back from Maine and feeling the gains this week, folks! Enjoy and don't forget to check out:
October 07, 2020
58. Stanley Agrees
The bullshit is real with this one and we wouldn't have it any other way. Enjoy! Tyler Childers Vid:
September 23, 2020
57. Ghandi In 60 Seconds
Hey hey, gang. We're talking nonsense this week, from Dune to our Ghandi Heist movie.
September 16, 2020
56. The Glizzy Garden
Dan is back in studio for a week to live, laugh, and love hotdogs.
September 08, 2020
55. Pavlov's Batman
Heyo! New ep with Batman talk and other nonsense as per usual.
August 26, 2020
54. The Chin Has Ranch?
Back again and joined by Danny Boy. Discussing what's really important: ghosts, chins, and ranch.
August 18, 2020
53. Mark Week and Shark Cuban
Tommy is back and he's riding solo this week because Dan has lost his wallet. We talk overrated foods and Shark Tank!
July 23, 2020
52. We Return, Funkier Than Ever
After a month hiatus, we are back with some Tangy 'Tent. We talk movies and comedy mostly, but sneak some other bull in there too.
July 15, 2020
51. Join Our OnlyDans!
Hooooo daddy, it's a hot one! From finding studs to being buds, this ep has it all!
June 17, 2020
50. We're Just Getting Started
We made it to 50, folks. The ride has only just begun. DONATE! BLACK LIVES MATTER
June 03, 2020
49. Where we're going, we don't need helmets!
Look at us. Back with a hot a fresh ep for you savages. Enjoy! And remember the honey mustard and onion juices.
May 27, 2020
48. Who do you call first!?
We're live from the new studio in the Hills!
May 19, 2020
47. Bilbo Busey
The quarantine continues and so does the pod!
May 05, 2020
46. The Breadman Cometh
The Breadman took a break from his sourdough starter and getting pegged to give us some Bread facts for the quarantine!
April 28, 2020
45. Snack of all Trades
Back again with that good good! Stay safe out there!  Support the Patreon:
April 21, 2020
44. It's a Dandemic!
Back from a small hiatus and talking about all the craziness in the world.
April 13, 2020
43. This Episode is SICKKKKKKKK
PANDEMIC! Dan and I are social distancing! Which means nobody wants to be near us because we are podcasters! nookshots,com Dan In A Beany
March 24, 2020
42. From Our Bunker to You!
The Tommy Jawnz Show is both THRIVING and SURVIVING this Corona Virus nonsense. Practice Social Distancing by listening to the show!
March 15, 2020
41. Soup Jawnlings
Dan is back and he tells us what HE liked best about PAX. Also, Tommy's butthole is burning?
March 09, 2020
40. More like PAX Feast, ya feel?
Tommy wraps up his PAX East experience and gives you a taste of the Patreon!
March 02, 2020
39. In the (Green Hill) Zone
Hooooooo boy, we're back with a hot ep before we depart for PAX East! Enjoy this hot poddy woddy!
February 26, 2020
38. Cannoli Carnivoire
We're back and we're talking Tomato Pies, Cannolis, and much much more! The Batman Test Footage Tommy Jawnz's Twitter and Patreon Dan's Twitter
February 17, 2020
37. What Can You Do?
We are joined again by Becky Jawnz and it is as messy as you'd expect!
February 13, 2020
36. A Story of Moral Defeat
This week we go over the Superbowl that we had not yet seen, nonsense, and a series of unfortunate events at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
February 04, 2020
35. The Oscar Nommy Jawnz
TJ and the Dantastic Danny discuss the Oscar Nominations, National Treasure 3, and the best ways to RELAX!
January 20, 2020
34. Birthday WMDs!
It's Tommy's birthday and we are celebrating like some wild animals!
January 13, 2020
33. Star Jawnz
Ding Dong Dan and Tommy Jawnz discuss the newest Star Wars film, and then talk about how they would have made the  sequel trilogy.
January 07, 2020
32. The Decade Wrap Up
We list our top 10 movies of the year and decade with special guest Becca Jawnz. Also, comedy specials, albums, games, and Tv shows.
December 30, 2019
31. Sawsage Dip
HOT ONE OFF THE PODDY WODDY PRESSES! We talk all kinds of nonsense but none more important than Sausage Dip!
December 18, 2019
30. That's Assault, Brotha
Our host needs to stay away from the drink like our co-host needs to stay away from canals.
December 09, 2019
29. Jawn and Order: SVU
One of our wildest stories yet. Lucky to still have a co-host!
November 25, 2019
28. Spillin' Beans and Singin' Shanties
Wild stories, The Lighthouse, and Nonsense.
November 17, 2019
27. Tommy Jawnz: The Criminal
OHHHHH LORDY, We're back at it again and we are telling fun crime stories, yucking it up, and casting the Tommy Jawnz movie!
October 20, 2019
26. Good El Toro Hunting
We talk SNL, Semen, and the next big superhero.
September 20, 2019
25. The Call In Show
We take calls from the biggest stars of the show from the past 25 episodes!
September 06, 2019
24. The Best Fantasy Draft Ever?
August 29, 2019
23. The Milkman Cometh
Back from hiatus, we go deep on some pretty intense conspiracy theories this week and introduce a new sponsor!
August 20, 2019
22. The Fappening II: 2 Fap 2 Furious
Network drama, the Fappening, and more!
June 11, 2019
21. Read People Magazine
Dan is back and alive! Great show today that answers questions, introduces new sponsors, debuts a new segment, and saves Gotham.
May 27, 2019
20. Bomb Sworders Interview and RIP Dan
Find more info about Bomb Sworders at or @whatnotory on twitter. Find Ray's music on streaming services under the name Releaux.
April 17, 2019
19. We Beat Joaquin Phoenix at KungFu Kickball
 We go over our PAX East round up, the Joker, Batman, and dirty hat condoms. Joker Trailer:  KungFu Kickball: 
April 07, 2019
18. Our New Studio in the Hamptons
Live from the Hamptons, Tommy Jawnz and Danny Hot-Takes dive DEEP on Tom Cruise, Video Game Music, Jaguar Selfies, and more!
March 11, 2019
17. Iron Crypticle Review, and movie roundup!
We review Iron Crypticle from Tikipod (@TIKIPODltd on twitter) and talk about Pikachu swearing!
March 04, 2019
16. Dallas Danny Dicklips
Talking movies and Dan's travels this week!
February 19, 2019
15. Bag full of Jawnz
I'm joined by one of my oldest friends and we discuss the Superbowl, games, and movies! Find Bags at @BagsGaming on Twitter
February 06, 2019
14. Our Favorite Movies of 2018!
We go over our top 5 movies of 2018 and what is in store for us in 2019!
January 08, 2019
13. Skinny Silent Bob
Tom is too close the mic and Dan is too far away! Wow!
December 12, 2018
12. Thanksgiving Special!
Is that a fucking cat!? D-Train is back with us this week and we get weird!
November 28, 2018
11. Sasquatch Proof?!
Talking Video Games, Squatches, and Movies!
November 13, 2018
10. Going Deep
We go deep on some topics this week, so buckle in!
August 08, 2018
9. Sake Shits
Good ep today, folks. We talk Sake Shits and Movie Trailer music. Call in!
July 19, 2018
8. The Independence Day Show
On this episode we discuss D-Train's trip to Ireland, competitiveness, and more!
July 06, 2018
7. Yo! Spread the Love
We talk about SPREADING the love, yo.
June 25, 2018
6. Cephalopods?!
We hit a bunch of subjects today with a dive into the deep blue sea!
May 21, 2018
5. Dan is back in the JERZ
After 2 weeks off, we talk about what we missed and what the future holds!
May 05, 2018
4. A New Theme Song??
A PAX recap and other shenanigans!
April 14, 2018